Mickey Mouse

[Susan Walker]

I heard this joke a long time ago, and I still
remember it.

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce.
The judge says to Mickey "Okay Mickey, it says here
that you are divorcing Minnie because she is going
crazy."

Mickey gets to his feet and says "You honor, that is
not correct. The reason why I am divorcing Minnie is
because she is fucking Goofy!"

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Pretty piss poor pun!

[Susan Walker]

I can't get away from this pervert!

[WhaWhaWha]

Actually that wasnt a pun. It was a joke. A story with a humerous ending. Marginally humerous, but funny nonetheless.

[richief]

I bought my daughter Divorced Barbie for christmas, it cost me £200.







But she does come with Ken's house and car.

[rickstar]

I bought my daughter Divorced Barbie for christmas, it cost me £200.







But she does come with Ken's house and car.
No but I bet she got half lol

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Not all jokes are puns, but most puns are jokes, even though pretty poor ones, they are always punny!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I also don't think it had anything to do with the humerus or any other bones, unless you count Goofy's boner.* ( Sorry about that; I don't usually criticise spelling, but I'm not often called a lIar, either)