Chat up

[Katie Unleashed]

Ok, i want you to use either the best, the worst, or the funniest line you know to 'Chat up' the person above you. There's nobody above me so someone get going!
Who knows, someone might score;)

[MeepMeep]

Hey katie, If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[Katie Unleashed]

Im swooning, haha!

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call your girlfriend to tell her your not coming home tonight!

[Pussy Patrol]

Im swooning, haha!

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call your girlfriend to tell her your not coming home tonight!

What abt the bad girls code of ethics?

[Katie Unleashed]

What abt the bad girls code of ethics?

I have an exemption certificate Haha!

[MeepMeep]

So katie, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or FERTILIZED?

surely no girl can resist that.:kiss:

[Katie Unleashed]

So katie, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or FERTILIZED?

surely no girl can resist that.:kiss:

BRILLIANT! Don't think I could resist, and don't call me Shirley!

[Hau Rock]

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."

I wish i could say that one was mine, alas, it was from a beautiful mind

[WhaWhaWha]

Could you hold my drink while I kiss your girlfriend?

(saw that on the back of a T shirt at Jack Astor's Bar and grill)

[Katie Unleashed]

Are you any good at plastering? Coz I've got a hole that really needs filling ;););)

[Hau Rock]

the milkman didn't make his run today, any chance you could give me some of yours?

(somehow this would probably work on both genders, but since we don't have milk men any more, it's not as fun...)

[Katie Unleashed]

I have a message for your dick, but I'd rather look it in the eye when I say it;)

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I'd like to put a leash on you and my cock in you! :cool:

[thinskin]

I can make your body sing! - has worked for me in the past, but it is a while since I was on the prowl and timing is eveything.

Love to know whether the red and black diagonal striped dress is for anyone in particular or just a general prick tease.

Thinskin

[TomConCon]

Can I borrow your lipstick? (Go in for the kiss then). It has worked though!

[Katie Unleashed]

Love to know whether the red and black diagonal striped dress is for anyone in particular or just a general prick tease.

Thinskin

Not for anyone in particular, Just going for drinks and a fireworks display!;) It's Bonfire night here in Britain!
But someone I used to go out with did use a line on me;

'If you wanna go somewhere quiet, I'll show you some fireworks'
(I didn't).

[Pussy Patrol]

Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

[Katie Unleashed]

Why's a bad boy like you not In a girl like me?

[Pussy Patrol]

Why's a bad boy like you not In a girl like me?

Im trying...

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes:rose:

[trekkie]

hey Katie, if you drank a glass of water would steam come off you? because you are hot ;)

[Pussy Patrol]

What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? I need some practise

[Katie Unleashed]

I'm not the kind of girl to have one off sex, so I guess you'll have to fuck me twice!;)

[Pussy Patrol]

I'm not the kind of girl to have one off sex, so I guess you'll have to fuck me twice!;)

We then we havent much time...what time do you have to be back in heaven?

[Katie Unleashed]

Do you think this dress looks best on me, or your bedroom floor?;)

[trekkie]

hey Katie, remember my name, you'll be screaming it later ;)

[Katie Unleashed]

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just YOU?;)

[Pussy Patrol]

Floor darling...

Do you Cum here often?

[trekkie]

hey Katie, screw me if im wrong but you want to kiss me don't you ;P

[Katie Unleashed]

I hope you like animals cos my pussy would love to get to know you!

[trekkie]

im not a Flintstone but id make your bedrock

[Katie Unleashed]

I'm a blonde so could you help me with some maths, what do you get if you add you and me, divide my legs and multiply?

[trekkie]

here's 10p go tell your mum you wont be home tonight

[trekkie]

you might want to put on a crash helmet, you'll be going through the head board in a minute ;)

[rc1545]

Like Apples ?? Wanna Get Buisy??

[Katie Unleashed]

I'm all out of Chat up lines, can we skip to the orgasms?

[trekkie]

skip the orgasms?

[rc1545]

How would you like to be my next Ex???

[trekkie]

if you like to smoke cigarettes iv got a nice big one you can have a go on ;)

so did i score?

[Katie Unleashed]

if you like to smoke cigarettes iv got a nice big one you can have a go on ;)

so did i score?

You'll have to ask rc1545, Your chat up lines are directed at the person above you. Hehe;)

[trekkie]

oops didn't see that, well what if i asked you instead Katie? :P

[Katie Unleashed]

The 'Bedrock' one made a lot of progress. As long as you don't yell Yabba Dabba Dooooo

[trekkie]

oh really, any others?

[trekkie]

gotta say though the math one was impressive :)

[Katie Unleashed]

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

[Pussy Patrol]

Darling I lost all my nude pics..Can you pls send me some more?

[Katie Unleashed]

Darling I lost all my nude pics..Can you pls send me some more?
:o:o:oYou wish! haha
Can you pinch yourself to make sure your not dreaming?

[naughtygirl666]

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Lol had that one used on me a few times.. needless to say they never got it.

[Katie Unleashed]

Worst one used on me was;

Did it hurt? ('Did what hurt?') When you fell out of heaven?

[MeepMeep]

Worst one used on me was;

Did it hurt? ('Did what hurt?') When you fell out of heaven?

Think that was bad, Imagine if he'd said Do you like jewelry? because I'd love to give you a pearl necklace.

[naughtygirl666]

Worst one used on me was;

Did it hurt? ('Did what hurt?') When you fell out of heaven?

Oh i've had worse like

Now i know there is a god (Eh Why?) Cos you have just walked into my life.

[crazyazaindian]

katie one for you "dam girl your all that and the bag of chips"

[Katie Unleashed]

Do I know you from somewhere?, Oh that's it, you look just like my NEXT boyfriend!

[MeepMeep]

Do you like Chicken? Well suck my cock, It's foul!

Sorry Katie, had to do it:rose:

[Katie Unleashed]

Do you like Chicken? Well suck my cock, It's foul!

Sorry Katie, had to do it:rose:

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: LOL :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[naughtygirl666]

I actually like the old lines the best

Would you like to dance??

Can i buy you a drink??

They, if i wern't already with someone may actually get a positive response.

[Pussy Patrol]

Do I know you from somewhere?, Oh that's it, you look just like my NEXT boyfriend!


Something tells me you're very sweet. Can I have a taste?

[Durty-Lil-Bitch]

this is the worst i have ever heard !!! one of my male friends used it on a lassie !!

" U MIGHT NOT BE THE NICEST LOOKING GIRL IN HERE ! BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY! ;-) "

THESE ARE JUST OTHER SHOCKINGLY BAD CHAT UP LINES!

" ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT .. OR IS IT GOIN TO COST ME!"
" YOUR UGLY BUT YOU INTRIGUED ME!"
" BE UNIQUE & DIFFERENT ..... SAY YES!"
" HEY YOU LOOK UPSET ! CAN I OFFER YOU EIGHT INCHES OF STRENGTH & SENSITIVITY!"

[crazyazaindian]

another "dam girl you must be tired as you was running threw my mind all night"

[Durty-Lil-Bitch]

I've had this cheezy one used

"you must be one hello of a theif! cause you stole my heart from the otherside of the room!"

[Katie Unleashed]

Your cuter than Pooh Bear, how about putting your face in my honeypot? :o

[Pussy Patrol]

I'd like to kiss you passionately on your lips, then move up to your belly button..

[Katie Unleashed]

I think there's something wrong with my bed, want to come back and test it with me?

[richief]

Ok, i want you to use either the best, the worst, or the funniest line you know to 'Chat up' the person above you. There's nobody above me so someone get going!
Who knows, someone might score;)

Grab ya coat lass you've pulled.

[trekkie]

hey Katie, did you know you have 206 bones in your body? would you like to make it 207? ;)

[Pussy Patrol]

hey Katie, did you know you have 206 bones in your body? would you like to make it 207? ;)


Respect Bro!

[trekkie]

hey Katie" your so hot, its girls like you that cause global warming :P

[crazyazaindian]

girl your shocking as when i seen your picture i got shocked when i tryed to lick it when it was on my computer screen

[rickstar]

There's my phone you got 5 min to put your number in, I'm going toilet.

[naughtygirl666]

hey Katie" your so hot, its girls like you that cause global warming :P

That one is actually quite good..lol

[dragon1234]

Guy: Wanna come back to my place?
Girl: I have a boyfriend. *blushes*
Guy: I have a gold fish.
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh I thought we were talking bout shit that doesn't matter.

Girl and Guy have rampant sex. lol

[MizzLexa720]

I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I'm not that generous :excited::rolleyes:

[thinskin]

Katie

I know I'm too old to ask really but what aesthetic delights will you be dazzling your local menfolk with this evening?

Thinskin

[naughtygirl666]

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
Boy: Shit ... It must be an hour fast!

[trekkie]

readt hisw hile il ooka t yourt its

[naughtygirl666]

Someone said this to me last saturday

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Katie Unleashed]

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
Boy: Shit ... It must be an hour fast!


HAHA Love it! :excited: I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

Thinskin - tonight I will be dazzling the TV and my flatmate in sweatpants and a baggy old t-shirt stolen off my ex. It may have tomato stains on it by the time I've eaten my pasta.

[trekkie]

if beauty was time you'd be eternal

[naughtygirl666]

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them

[Katie Unleashed]

did you know that Me+You=69

[trekkie]

that shirt looks nice but it would look nicer crumpled up beside the bed

[naughtygirl666]

Hi my name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it.

[trekkie]

id ask for a light but you've already lit my fire

[naughtygirl666]

You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!

[Katie Unleashed]

Have you got a nail I could borrow?, no?, well how about a screw?

[thinskin]

HAHA Love it! :excited: I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

Thinskin - tonight I will be dazzling the TV and my flatmate in sweatpants and a baggy old t-shirt stolen off my ex. It may have tomato stains on it by the time I've eaten my pasta.

A spicy pasta al-arrabiatta if I'm making it and spill as much as you like over your ex's old baggy tea shirt.

Thinskin

[naughtygirl666]

And the winner for miss (whichever month it is) goes to you.

[Katie Unleashed]

Could I snatch a kiss tonight, or better still, Vice Versa?

[Ed Itor]

Can I rock your world with an orgasmic explosion?

[naughtygirl666]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

[Katie Unleashed]

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? well do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

[trekkie]

your out of toothpaste? well i have some in a tube that i keep in my pants if you want it

[Pussy Patrol]

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? well do you wanna go upstairs and talk?


Darling all I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I'll be quiet ok?

[SweetCheex]

from a film:

girl approaches guy 'i've been watching u from across the room all night'

guy replies 'Why dont u go back there n keep watching'
Some lame 1's i've heard:

'Was ur father a thief? He must have stole the stars from the sky n put them in ur eyes'

'Get ur coat, u've pulled'

ur natrally beautiful, i'd like 2 wake up next2 u in the morning

[deanooo87]

Are you intentionally walking me to first base?

[Pussy Patrol]

Hi, my nic name is Anaconda, how do you like me so far?

[Kristten]

hey Katie, did you know you have 206 bones in your body? would you like to make it 207? ;)
What? dick isn't a bone lmao

[Formerly Yak]

God was showing off when he made you, baby. :rolleyes:

[Pussy Patrol]

God was showing off when he made you, baby. :rolleyes:
And by accident he threw away the mold...n hes been lookin for it eva since..

[rickstar]

I never knew what I wanted till I meat you.

[MizzLexa720]

I never knew what I wanted till I meat you.
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me :excited:;)

[rickstar]

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me :excited:;)
Take me and use me like something disposable. Anything to be with you lol

[Tightcuntlover]

For Katie Unleashed.


<Licks tip of index finger......touches your jeans with it..>

then says.....

'We need to get you out of those wet clothes!'

[rickstar]

People say sex with a stranger is the best thing ever. Would you like to give it a go

[Katie Unleashed]

Do you have an Ikea catalogue at home? cos your going to need a new bed come the morning!

[rickstar]

Have you ever had an out of body experience, I think I'm having one now

[SweetCheex]

u have the most beautiful eyes

[Katie Unleashed]

Wanna find out if I'm a natural blonde?

[Pussy Patrol]

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

[Katie Unleashed]

Your seems that your box is full, wanna start on mine?

[crazyazaindian]

ok katie a true one that actually happened a good friend of mine is a tatoo artest and he tatooed "your name" on his dick and used it to pick up chicks as he'd tell then he had "your name" on his dick and alot of women wanted to see thier name on a guys dick lol

[Katie Unleashed]

I always thought there was something missing inside of me,
(run my eyes down to crotch)
Now I know what it is!

[crazyazaindian]

i woke up next to you in my dream this morning, wanna wake up next to me tomorrow morning for real?

[Pussy Patrol]

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little..;)

[ForMyLittleOne]

You look like my future ex girlfriend.


*Walk up behind the girl and hold a finger gun to her back.*
"I need you to cum with me.*
*Hold a condom infront of here*

[ForMyLittleOne]

Your cuter than Pooh Bear, how about putting your face in my honeypot? :o

:p:p:pYummy! :p:p:p


Sorry about the double post.

[baseball4life]

Is your dad a lumberjack...every time i see you i get wood in my pants

[Lowlandriders]

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? (or are you going down)

[BiggT]

;):excited:for eating in theres eating out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lowlandriders]

Don't mind the sunglasses, they are to protect my eyes from your radiant beauty

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

the cannabis is always greener on your side of the fence!

[SkoolGirl]

Hey...does this cloth smell like chloroform to you??

[lilgeorgiapeach]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

[oralfixation]

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[Lowlandriders]

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!

[Pussy Patrol]

Babe your a pistol and I have a hot load for you!

[rt]

I love your hair but does the carpet match the curtains?

[*slut*]

I love your hair but does the carpet match the curtains?
A member on this forum said that to me....I hope he reads it..:rolleyes:

[rt]

Man to Women,

Looking at your seat I can only guess one of 2 things...

You either pissed yourself laughing at the thought that I might actually try chatting you up!

or

Your genuinely pleased to see me!

[Pussy Patrol]

"are your legs tired"? coz you've been running through my mind all day

[sullygom]

Your face is pretty ordinary, but hey, my head's gonna be between your thighs, so let's go !!:rose:

[DarethMortuus]

Ah, there are so many good ones. But, I think my favourites have been taken.
Ie. "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"
"Do you cum here often? No? Maybe you should let me have a go"
"Your wearing very nice clothes, they look great on you. But, they would look better on my bedroom floor"
"Can I buy you a drink? You look like the kind of girl who would love a screaming Ograsm... but I have no idea what you would drink"

On a rejection

"Lower your standards, raise your average. I did" Walk away. lol

I have a few more rattling around, i'll see what I can come up with :)

[diveherdown]

Would you like a job planting tulips?
Yeah? How about planting two lips on my cock?

[Pussy Patrol]

Sex is sin
Sin is in
So spread your legs
And let me in

[drewz]

"Would You like a house, because I'll give you mine in the divorce?"

[Pussy Patrol]

"Would You like a house, because I'll give you mine in the divorce?"

There's a double entendre there...you might be putting the cart before the horse...