View Full Version : Household Masturbayion Tools please.
Evan989
07-16-2006, 02:02 AM
hey i was just wondering if anyone knew of items you can find around a typical home you can use to masturbate with. lol the closest i have come to success was fucking a powerade bottle. suggesstions much appreciated...
gibino
07-16-2006, 07:23 AM
Huh. How did that work out for you?
Your hands don't know what to do?
Nympho
07-16-2006, 12:53 PM
Huh. How did that work out for you?
Your hands don't know what to do?
lol What you need is a woman
baller16
07-16-2006, 04:59 PM
yea thats what i was gonna say. people tend to forget how easy it really is to hook up with a girl at a party or get a girls # instead of just spending the night with the right hand
I'm still wondering about the poweraid bottle...lol.
Nympho
07-16-2006, 11:34 PM
I'm still wondering about the poweraid bottle...lol.
The scary thing is that I have actuailly heard of guys using that :shock:
baller16
07-16-2006, 11:38 PM
those things are pretty small too i know cus my friend drinks that everyday..personally i prefer gatorade. but if youre going to that much trouble anyway you mine as well just find a woman
Evan989
07-17-2006, 01:24 AM
I'm still wondering about the poweraid bottle...lol.
The scary thing is that I have actuailly heard of guys using that :shock:scary? your one to talk with your winged woman avatar... that ass is nice though.
Evan989
07-17-2006, 01:27 AM
those things are pretty small too i know cus my friend drinks that everyday..personally i prefer gatorade. but if youre going to that much trouble anyway you mine as well just find a womanactually when u look at the opening to the bottle its not too small, im not saying im well hung but im solidly average IMO. and yes im lazy and just wanted to try new things, sorry if some of you arent willing to accept that, which is weird cause there are some taboo threads on this board...
Nympho
07-17-2006, 01:28 AM
I'm still wondering about the poweraid bottle...lol.
The scary thing is that I have actuailly heard of guys using that :shock:scary? your one to talk with your winged woman avatar... that ass is nice though.
You think it's scarry :?
It's an angel and a demon.. I like it because it represents the good giving in to the evil.. I guess I'm just a deep thinker.
baller16
07-17-2006, 01:32 AM
those things are pretty small too i know cus my friend drinks that everyday..personally i prefer gatorade. but if youre going to that much trouble anyway you mine as well just find a womanactually when u look at the opening to the bottle its not too small, im not saying im well hung but im solidly average IMO. and yes im lazy and just wanted to try new things, sorry if some of you arent willing to accept that, which is weird cause there are some taboo threads on this board...
hey pal what you do is none of my business but im just saying its a lot better to just find a girl and its a lot easier to do than thinking of different things to fuck. i know because i used to do that
Okay, since no one else is going to give you any advice . . . I'll try to think of something and get back to you.
And I'm sorry that you didn't get a very warm reception to the forum.
Evan989
07-17-2006, 04:52 AM
And I'm sorry that you didn't get a very warm reception to the forum.thank you and i said what i wanted to say and im over it, lol sometimes you feel like ranting i guess. no big deal.
baller16
07-17-2006, 04:53 AM
yea i wasnt tryin to be a dick just tryin to help my fault if it came out that way. welcome
Spooktacular
07-17-2006, 06:05 AM
This is called a FiFi:
1. Get a freezer bag and fold back the zip lock.
2. Get some sort of lube and fill that bag up with lube.
3. Put the Ziplock bag with lube in between your mattress and box spring and have a blast.
Using a condom works too but they dry out quickly.
Maybe, you younger people have it over me
on this one, back when I was your age it was
a porn mag, and a hand job.
All we had was glass bottles, and the opening
was either to small,or to big.
Sorry for busting on you, I just never concieved
the idea of using a bottle of any type.
Doc.
sexboi
07-17-2006, 07:56 PM
shove a broomstick up ur ass
it works :twisted:
shove a broomstick up ur ass
it works :twisted:
You should be banned from this site...all you do is make disgusting remarks and insults to people.
baller16
07-17-2006, 08:03 PM
shove a broomstick up ur ass
it works :twisted:
You should be banned from this site...all you do is make disgusting remarks and insults to people.
seconded.. you have disgraced angelina jolie!
gibino
07-17-2006, 11:07 PM
1. It's amazing that he's only posted 27 times. I think they were all annoying.
2. Whatever you're masturbating with, ad lube. It helps.
I'm not big into males masturbating into things. When I was a kid, I found one of those inflatable four-square balls in the basement near my dad's office. He had cut a hole in it and filled it with cum and piss.
Nympho
07-17-2006, 11:11 PM
1. It's amazing that he's only posted 27 times. I think they were all annoying.
That's why he was banned.
Stretch
07-17-2006, 11:54 PM
I don't know what it is about this Rain gal But damn she's pleasent. And I enjoy reading her well thought out comments thanks gal for being such a real person. No need for all this other kind of stuff..
I don't know what it is about this Rain gal But damn she's pleasent. And I enjoy reading her well thought out comments thanks gal for being such a real person. No need for all this other kind of stuff..
Thank you very much. :oops:
Scubadog
07-19-2006, 08:56 AM
I would second that. My opinion of Rain is that she is very mature in her approach to whatever she discusses in this forum. It would appear that she enjoys sex, her body and shares har thoughts and ideas with readers in a very admirable way. Keep it up girl... you're great !!!
Lone Wolf
07-19-2006, 04:46 PM
Around the house, I'm pretty stumped for guys...I've always just gone with handjobs, but I did end up purchasing a couple toys during an extremely long dry spell...I have one for women, but not for men. Sorry man.
Nick Nayme
07-19-2006, 08:14 PM
My right hand has always worked out so well that I have never extensively sought out an alternative jerk off device. My left hand rates high for congeniality but just does not have the same abundance of natural talent.
You don't suppose that you may be right handed for most things but left handed for the jerk off thing? Or, of course, vice versa?
baller16
07-19-2006, 08:23 PM
yea that could be it but after awhile jerking off just isnt enough anymore so maybe that's why he's asking
Nick Nayme
07-20-2006, 10:21 PM
yea that could be it but after awhile jerking off just isnt enough anymore so maybe that's why he's asking
Duhh. Why didn't I think of that?
jackaroo
07-21-2006, 06:56 AM
uh i bought one of those fleshlights.....works wonders on me....i can last a max of 5 mins and if gets me 3-4 times a day
buy one a great investment in my sex life
gibino
07-22-2006, 06:51 AM
Just thought of another household item, the REALDOLL (http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/angela/Angela7.JPG)!!!!
After seeing that link, I suddenly want to have a realdoll orgy.
hewitsch
07-22-2006, 09:09 PM
By a melone and work a fit hole in it!
wotto
07-25-2006, 02:30 PM
my girl uses a impulse can and lets say i have heard what that thing can do to her