View Full Version : If you met the person above you at a bar/pub...
Incubus
11-26-2009, 10:40 PM
........?
Suze3221
11-26-2009, 10:42 PM
... i'd punch him square in the mouth then shag him even more senseless... ;)
Incubus
11-26-2009, 10:44 PM
i'd succumb to her ruthless shagging :mrgreen:
seeminglysatisfied
11-26-2009, 10:52 PM
this promotes discussion how?
Suze3221
11-26-2009, 11:22 PM
this promotes discussion how?
'cause it guaranteed a dick like you would come in and shoot your mouth off...
Hence, let the party begin!...:rolleyes:
Incubus
11-26-2009, 11:32 PM
:lol: ha fucking ha ha ha. classic
michael saint
11-27-2009, 12:05 AM
He would be welcome in my Pub, it's not saying much really..........Everyone is welcome, so I would buy the first round.
Wimmers
11-27-2009, 12:37 AM
I would be more than happy to receive a free drink.:)
unhappy_mudkip
11-27-2009, 02:33 AM
I would definitely buy that free drink
luv2Blicked
11-27-2009, 02:42 AM
I'd buy him a drink so he could celebrate his Thanksgiving
Formerly Yak
11-27-2009, 02:50 AM
I'd buy everyone a round and then say "Happy Thanksgiving everyone!"
lilgeorgiapeach
11-27-2009, 03:10 AM
grab a bottle and yell 'body shots!!'
Goldpanner
11-27-2009, 04:19 AM
Buy her a drink and get to know her
Pussy Galore
11-27-2009, 08:27 AM
I have a thing for men that smell nice,so I would first sniff him,if he smelt ok i would then say "nice cologne"
spunkin sid
11-27-2009, 08:59 AM
i would take her out bac and fuck her like theres no 2morrow
Tightcuntlover
11-27-2009, 09:06 AM
:lol: ha fucking ha ha ha. classic
i'd fill a wallet full of paper and carefully 'drop it' next to Inky's table....take a seat at the bar.... then watch him try to surreptitiously pick it up.....go to the gents to inspect the contents......
and then wait to see his face when he came back out again!!
<evil grin>
blupwr
11-27-2009, 09:09 AM
get me a shot of spiced rum.
Pussy Patrol
11-27-2009, 12:43 PM
Shout the first round.
Drakeson
11-27-2009, 12:52 PM
Buy a Capt and Coke for me and nod at PP
cijababe
11-27-2009, 01:19 PM
Raise a glass to him.
Drakeson
11-27-2009, 01:20 PM
Rises a glass back.
How are we doing today
cijababe
11-27-2009, 01:22 PM
Fine ty but I won't be on for long - gotta go do housewifely things :(
Pussy Patrol
11-27-2009, 01:23 PM
Buy a Capt and Coke for me and nod at PP
nod...Pernod?
Vodka thx
Raise a glass to him.
Difficult..Is there a virtual martini?
cijababe
11-27-2009, 01:27 PM
Any vurtual cocktail you care to name. The sky's the limit when it comes to virtual life.
Pussy Patrol
11-27-2009, 01:41 PM
Offer her anything from the list,virtually speaking.
cijababe
11-27-2009, 01:44 PM
Hmm, I had a raspberry Martini once, wouldn't say no to that. What's your poison PP?
Sahara907
11-27-2009, 07:58 PM
It's Inky's bar, and thus up to him, but I have a suggestion for the rules: :rolleyes:
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Katie Unleashed
11-27-2009, 08:16 PM
I'd take advantage of the free drinks offer. Woohoo - hope the heating is on. :)
michael saint
11-27-2009, 08:57 PM
I hope the heating is off
*looks for somewhere to hang coat*
HornyTrucker
11-27-2009, 08:57 PM
I'd offer to keep her drinks coming and later find out if she'd keep me cumming ;)
HornyTrucker
11-27-2009, 08:59 PM
Dang! slow ass connection LOL, Michael, have one on me anyway... Cheers
michael saint
11-27-2009, 09:26 PM
Cheers buddy.
One for the road?
pussyseeker
11-28-2009, 12:21 AM
Offer him a drink.
MrFors
11-28-2009, 12:51 AM
Offer him a drink.
Pass a pint I suppose
cijababe
11-28-2009, 01:02 AM
Offer a cocktail
rcarson13@yahoo.com
11-28-2009, 01:03 AM
Offer her a ride home and hope to be invited in.
MrFors
11-28-2009, 01:10 AM
Offer a cocktail
Gladly accept, and offer a little company :rose:
Offer her a ride home and hope to be invited in.
Buy a pint, and call for a Taxi of he gets too drunk to drive:excited:
cijababe
11-28-2009, 01:21 AM
A little company would be very welcome :kiss:
MrFors
11-28-2009, 01:32 AM
A little company would be very welcome :kiss:
Would be an honour to spend a little time with you Cija :kiss: Offers whatever strikes her fancy
BellaBella
01-02-2010, 04:15 AM
*Giggles*...Strike up a conversation, offer to buy you a drink and then see where everything goes from there. :)
Smooth n Creamy
01-02-2010, 04:38 AM
"Click glasses" if it's one thing us Aussies know how to do it's party..:excited:
crazyazaindian
01-02-2010, 08:34 AM
offer sc anything drink wise
wiseguy212
01-16-2010, 08:04 PM
buy him a beer
$cout
01-16-2010, 11:24 PM
Buy him another of what he's having
cijababe
01-16-2010, 11:26 PM
See if he's feeling generous - my glass is empty ;)
$cout
01-16-2010, 11:29 PM
Just lemme call the barkeep.
~Lick Me~
01-16-2010, 11:30 PM
Is this seat taken
Lexie.Con
01-23-2010, 09:36 PM
Nudge him awake and tell him he's blocking my path to the bar
redeyed
01-23-2010, 10:59 PM
i'd buy her a drink
Lexie.Con
01-23-2010, 11:37 PM
i'd buy her a drink
Make it a large stiff one and you've got a deal
Emily23XXX
01-23-2010, 11:43 PM
Talk to her about the ocean and the beach!! :)
Lexie.Con
01-23-2010, 11:51 PM
Invite her to dinner
Emily23XXX
01-23-2010, 11:57 PM
Invite her to dinner
Seafood at
Trulucks' Seafood Steak & Crab House??? :rolleyes:
cijababe
01-24-2010, 01:44 AM
I'd look at him over the rim of my glass and indicate the empty barstool next to me.
MrFors
01-24-2010, 01:52 AM
I'd look at him over the rim of my glass and indicate the empty barstool next to me.
Sparkling rose wine and a duscussion over her stories and harem?
catrina604
01-24-2010, 01:53 AM
I would have him handcuff me
MrFors
01-24-2010, 01:56 AM
I would have him handcuff me
Maybe if we get somewhere private before that sweetie ;)
catrina604
01-24-2010, 01:59 AM
yes sir
MrFors
01-24-2010, 02:07 AM
I'm new here would you show me around.
Sure thing, always nice to meet a new face
cijababe
04-22-2010, 01:45 PM
I'd buy him a drink and take him to a private table so we could be alone
freethinker
04-23-2010, 09:30 AM
I'd buy her a drink and find a secluded booth in the back, out of view of the other patrons...well, mostly...;)
Old Man
04-23-2010, 09:34 AM
Buy him a drink if he got rid of that big gun he is carrying.
freethinker
04-27-2010, 07:10 PM
help him toddle on home, poor old soul is probably lost...
MrFors
05-05-2010, 05:14 PM
Buy him a pint, and have a friendly conversation.
formerly vodkanoj
05-05-2010, 05:18 PM
Barkeep?! 2 pints please....
nopanties
05-05-2010, 07:29 PM
... and a screwdriver!
Old Man
05-05-2010, 07:31 PM
Bar tender better make that two screwdrivers
nopanties
05-05-2010, 07:36 PM
Psst... barkeep.... better make his just OJ!!
formerly vodkanoj
05-05-2010, 07:37 PM
extra stiff for this one barkeep! ;)
mike9500
05-05-2010, 07:39 PM
extra stiff for this one barkeep! ;)
Psst... barkeep.... better make his just OJ!!
get both of them badly drunk to lead to naughty consequences.lol
nopanties
05-05-2010, 07:40 PM
Psst... barkeep.... that vodka you didn't put in Old Man's drink... add it to his!
Emily23XXX
05-05-2010, 07:48 PM
Drink with her and look for guys together??:rolleyes:
Sahara907
05-05-2010, 07:56 PM
Ask her: "what's a nice girl like you doing in a sleazy tittybar like this?" :rolleyes:
Emily23XXX
05-05-2010, 08:10 PM
Say: "I want a lapdance, and play with her boobs while she plays with mine!!!" :rolleyes::excited:
formerly vodkanoj
05-05-2010, 08:12 PM
sit back and watch the hotness going on..:)
Sahara907
05-05-2010, 08:21 PM
sit back and watch the hotness going on..:)
Hope you aren't shy about nipping. Er, I mean tipping. :oops: :rolleyes:
Say: "I want a lapdance, and play with her boobs while she plays with mine!!!" :rolleyes::excited:
"Ooooh, I want to make your "lap" dance."
*looks down* *sigh*
"I'm definitely getting the better deal in the mutual boobieplay."
Emily23XXX
05-05-2010, 08:25 PM
I would grab your nipples and tune them in like radio dials!!!! :rolleyes::excited:
Sahara907
05-05-2010, 08:27 PM
I would grab your nipples and tune them in like radio dials!!!! :rolleyes::excited:
I would be purring like a pussy while massaging the Golden Globes. :rolleyes: :excited:
Emily23XXX
05-05-2010, 08:48 PM
I guess a proper lapdance with woman should include a double dong to grind on!!!
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Old Man
05-05-2010, 08:54 PM
I would say hello and ask if the seat next to her was taken, then offer to buy her a drink.
Sahara907
05-05-2010, 08:58 PM
"Oooooh! You'll really like this!" :excited:
*moistens one prong in mouth, offers you the other*
Emily23XXX
05-05-2010, 09:11 PM
mmmm wettens the other end in my mouth while still pulling on your nipples!!
Sahara907
05-05-2010, 09:16 PM
mmmm wettens the other end in my mouth while still pulling on your nipples!!
"If you keep pushing the 'on buttons', I'll keep working on your 'lap' forever!" :eek:
*slides long prong into tight, wet pinkness, other prong poised at butthole*
Emily23XXX
05-05-2010, 09:22 PM
Umm the egg end goes in me, the cock end you can ride!!! :)
Sahara907
05-05-2010, 09:34 PM
Umm the egg end goes in me, the cock end you can ride!!! :)
"Ooooooh, Em, sooo generous of you when you are the recipient of the service."
*eagerly slides forward so mounds nearly meet*
*slips bulb into Em, longprong into moi*
Emily23XXX
05-05-2010, 10:32 PM
Mmm pulls harder on your nipples as you ride like a naughty slut!!!
formerly vodkanoj
05-05-2010, 10:34 PM
Fuck! I Need Another Drink!;)
Sahara907
05-05-2010, 10:40 PM
Mmm pulls harder on your nipples as you ride like a naughty slut!!!
"Your words turn me into a qivering lump of blondeslut." :oops:
*bumping and grinding pussies as toy is driven in and out of us both*
freethinker
05-07-2010, 03:10 PM
I'd love to buy her a drink and chat with her a while.
Gingersnap
05-15-2010, 04:03 AM
Uncertain of what I was wanting to drink, I would ask to sample his swizzle stick.
dominatemeplease
05-15-2010, 04:11 AM
Offer to buy her a drink, and order a seltzer for myself..;)
Gingersnap
05-15-2010, 04:14 AM
Ask if she needs a Mistress
dominatemeplease
05-15-2010, 04:18 AM
Smile, wink, and tell her I'll take a rain check...for now.;)
cijababe
05-15-2010, 07:35 AM
Get my wingwoman to check out the talent for me :excited:
MrFors
05-15-2010, 09:28 AM
Pose for her wingwoman:rolleyes:
cijababe
05-15-2010, 02:56 PM
Whisper in DMP's ear 'Invite him over'
MrFors
05-15-2010, 03:18 PM
Accept the invite, and buy the beautiful woman whatever drink she wants
dominatemeplease
05-20-2010, 06:15 AM
Suddenly feel like a rat in a trap...a sub and two dom's...holy hell!!!
Emily23XXX
05-20-2010, 06:21 AM
A bar we could do some shots and take on a few guys!!!;)
dominatemeplease
05-20-2010, 06:22 AM
I get to pick 'em though...you're taste tends to run to the feminine...lmao
(Em or Ash?)
Emily23XXX
05-20-2010, 06:24 AM
(Em, Ash is in bed) When I get drunk the clothes come off , male or female doesn't matter to me!!
dominatemeplease
05-20-2010, 06:27 AM
(Alone???) Well then you shouldn't mind if I choose the targets...lmao.
fantasyalive
05-20-2010, 12:56 PM
Buy the lady a drink, grab her hand and throw her on the dance floor for a *dance*
MrFors
05-23-2010, 03:30 PM
Watch them dance, I need to learn a little after all :rolleyes:
dominatemeplease
05-24-2010, 01:52 AM
Give him a choice...his place or mine?
redeyed
05-24-2010, 02:10 AM
Buy here another Hurricayne, and try to hang;)
tj01276
05-24-2010, 02:14 AM
buy him a tequila shot to go with his hurricanye
dominatemeplease
05-24-2010, 02:17 AM
Help him carry redeyed to the truck...cuz tequila on top of a Pat O's hurricane is gonna do him in....lol
tj01276
05-24-2010, 02:19 AM
I guess then I'd kind of sctach my head and wonder what you and I should do now that Redeyed is passed out in the truck?
dominatemeplease
05-24-2010, 02:21 AM
I'll show you mine if you show me yours....:excited:
tj01276
05-24-2010, 02:24 AM
I'm ready - I really like yours!
dominatemeplease
05-24-2010, 02:27 AM
hehe...You ARE ready aren't you?:eek:
tj01276
05-24-2010, 02:29 AM
Well you seem to have that effect on me...what else can I say? Besides we have plenty of time before Redeyed recovers - tequila can be that way.
dominatemeplease
05-24-2010, 02:40 AM
Shall we dance?
tj01276
05-24-2010, 02:44 AM
After you my dear:rose:
dominatemeplease
05-24-2010, 02:52 AM
Slow dance to a fast song.
tj01276
05-24-2010, 02:53 AM
some of each don't you think?
PxXxP
05-24-2010, 02:58 AM
Round of drinks for the lot
copperhead
05-24-2010, 02:59 AM
pass a beer
"Naughty"
05-24-2010, 01:06 PM
Buy shout for shout see who could drink the most then cause a stir;):excited:
dominatemeplease
05-24-2010, 01:15 PM
Keep buying her drinks so she'll shake, not stir, things up...;)
freethinker
05-24-2010, 02:33 PM
Buy her a drink and find a nice corner booth to see how far 'round the bases I could get....;)
Lexie.Con
05-24-2010, 05:48 PM
Ask him if he was free later
freethinker
05-24-2010, 06:06 PM
buy her a drink and chat her up to find out more about her
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:01 AM
Ask if he wanted a lap dance?
digital_sinnah
05-25-2010, 03:02 AM
hide my stash of creamy-centered cookies 'till a few drinks later
(but waits for the lap-dance to finish 'cause I'm polite that way)
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:09 AM
ROFLMFAO
Tell him I might be awhile, me and FT usually go all night....;)
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:10 AM
why thank you dear lady...shall we get a booth?
digital_sinnah
05-25-2010, 03:12 AM
tell him to enjoy the ride :)
(and pass him an Oreo for a half-time snack)
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:13 AM
i plan to
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:16 AM
Your place or mine papa bear?
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:17 AM
lets try mine this time
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:22 AM
It's not my fault we only made it as far as the truck last time.:rolleyes:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:24 AM
i thnik we were lucky we made it out the door without becoming part of the floor show...
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:28 AM
C'mon Papa...let me show you my porridge.:excited:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:31 AM
hmmm, can i lick it from your hunny pot?
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:33 AM
Wouldn't you rather warm it up first?
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:34 AM
might need to put my heating probe in and stir it a bit...
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:38 AM
You'd definitely need to check the temp first...don't want you getting burned.
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:39 AM
my heating probe is a thermometer as well....let me just slip it in and stir it around a bit....
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:46 AM
Let me just lean over a bit.:rolleyes:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:48 AM
let me just ease 'er on in there....mmmmmm, feels just about the right temperature....just stir things up a bit...
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 03:57 AM
Assists with the stirring process by moving back and forth.:excited:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 03:58 AM
makes sure he stirs deep into the pot to get it all...
digital_sinnah
05-25-2010, 03:59 AM
~ orders another beer and grabs a handful of nuts from the bar ~
freethinker
05-25-2010, 04:10 AM
~ orders another beer and grabs a handful of nuts from the bar ~
Y'know, I see you playing around on several other threads out there, and I try to be nice and not jump in and interfere...so if you don't mind, I'd appreciate the same consideration.
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 04:11 AM
Soothe the savage beast...with my small breasts....ROFLMAO
freethinker
05-25-2010, 04:12 AM
I wouldn't say they were small, love...I'd say they were absolutely perfect....
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 04:22 AM
Well, then what are ya waiting for, get over here and soothe yourself.:rolleyes:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 04:27 AM
I've been soothed, love, now I'm looking to be excited...
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 04:36 AM
Crawl up into the truck on my hands and knees...in the back seat:excited:
(Looks like we're not gonna make it outta the parking lot...again..hehehe)
freethinker
05-25-2010, 04:38 AM
wedge you into a corner of the backseat on your hands and knees as I crawl into position behind you...
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 04:41 AM
Put my hands over my head so you don't smash my head into the door panel...ROFLMAO.
freethinker
05-25-2010, 04:47 AM
got a blanket here just for that, put it in here after the last time...ready now?
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 04:53 AM
Sweetie, my honey pot is overflowing.:excited:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 04:58 AM
guess i ought to drive you home then...:excited:
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 05:11 AM
WHAT??? You're taking me home in this condition???
freethinker
05-25-2010, 05:15 AM
*driving my cock home, over and over and over...*
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 05:27 AM
PMPL....OMG...too funny.
He's left me speechless.:eek:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 05:38 AM
well, long as you're speechless anyway....
*sits back and pulls your head over into my lap*
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 05:44 AM
Blow his...mind.:excited:
freethinker
05-25-2010, 05:45 AM
blow my...load:eek:
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 05:46 AM
Catch his load...with my mouth.
freethinker
05-25-2010, 05:48 AM
pull her face up to mine and kiss her deeply and passionately
dominatemeplease
05-25-2010, 05:50 AM
MY turn!!!
freethinker
05-25-2010, 05:53 AM
push her back onto the seat with my hands behind her knees to push them up and give me full access to my goal...
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 05:11 AM
Say hi, flash him some nipple and have him buy me a drink!!!:excited:
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 05:14 AM
Suck on that nipple and hand you my drink!!!!!!!!;):excited::kiss:
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 05:18 AM
Damn!!! Swallow down your drink and unbutton the rest of my blouse, that's worth both nipples to you!!!!:eek:;):excited::kiss:
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 05:22 AM
Wrapping my legs around yours pulling you in tight, start to grind myself against you as I suck as much of your breast into my mouth as I can!!!!!!:excited::kiss::kiss:;):rose:
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 05:29 AM
Mmmm, softly moan at what her lips are doing!!
With you bent down and an eye full of your cleavage I would slide my hands down her blouse and cup both of those 34c, squeeze them, caress them and feel her nipples get hard!!!;):excited::kiss::kiss:
Then be TOTALLY shocked she's not wearing undies and grinding her wet little pussy on me!!!:eek::eek:
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 05:35 AM
Arching my chest to met your tender touch!!!! Thrusting my wetness against you wildly!!!!! Letting one hand squeeze and masage your other breast as I suck vigorously allowing my tongue to lick your nipple!!! My other hand slowly removing your skirt!!!:kiss::kiss:;):excited:
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 05:45 AM
Getting me naked??? :eek:
I rip her blouse open, buttons fly EVERYWHERE, lift her breast out of the cups of her bra, my fingers softly pinch, pull, and roll her nipples between them!!!!
Look at how sexy she looks sucking on my nipples and think how hott and horny she is grinding her wetness on me!!! :eek::):kiss::kiss:
Eric the Red
06-10-2010, 05:47 AM
I suppose I'd watch these two^ go at it while musing quietly to myself, "God I love this place."
:excited:;):cool:
dominatemeplease
06-10-2010, 05:50 AM
Ask him to tell me a story....:excited:
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 05:53 AM
Moving down with my kisses, leaving a hot wet trail as I suck and bring forth a purple tatoo on her tummy!!!!!! Her sweet essence is pulling me lower as my wetness slides down with resting on her foot, her skirt falling to the floor!!!!!! Grinding my hips thrusting back and forth against her foot, moaning her name!!!!!!!!:kiss::eek::excited::kiss::kiss::rose:
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 06:01 AM
Hmmm not much for me to do, but spread my legs wider, run my fingers through her hair in a way of compelling her to keep going!!! Push my pussy toward her mouth and softly whisper "Lick me, please lick me." as I feel myself getting wetter!!!
Her wetness on my foot and her soft purring sounds let me know how much she is enjoying herself!!!!:excited::kiss::kiss::kiss::p
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 06:07 AM
As you lose your balance, I help guide you to the floor with my soft hands, laying on our discarded cloths!!!!!!! Looking into your eyes, I began to kiss your inner thigh as my hands caress your breasts!!!!!! Marking your inner thigh, I slowly kiss my way to your other thigh sucking and kissing!!!!!! My hips rocking back my juices began to drip onto your leg!!!!!!!:kiss::eek::kiss::kiss::rose::excited:
ElCasanova
06-10-2010, 06:09 AM
Was about to do something, but I am speechless right now, so I will just enjoy the show.
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 06:15 AM
My head spinning, and panting I marvel at what a naughty lust fill woman you are!! My whispers turn to cry's as the people around the bar begin to notice us!! "Please lick me, taste my sweet juices and let me feel those lips and magical tongue on me...........in me!!!"
I brush your red hair from your face!!! :excited::kiss::kiss::kiss:
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 06:21 AM
I lick your mound with a slow broad stroke of my tongue!!!!!! Once reaching your hood, I suck your gem into my mouth!!!!! Flicking wildly my tongue against your jewel!!!! Letting a a couple of your toes enter me as I trust my hips madly against you!!!!!! Letting one of my hands desend slowly as the other brushs rapidly against your nipple!!!!!!:excited:;):kiss::kiss::kiss::rose:
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 06:30 AM
I gasp "YESSSS, finally licking me!!!" I rock my hips trying to rub my pussy on your mouth the way your pussy has been grinded into me!!! I wiggle my toes in your wet labia your juices coating them as you lower your self on them!!!!
You are such a wild sexual woman!!!! :excited::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 06:40 AM
Your so Hott!!!!!:kiss: My tongue dances with your gem as my finger starts to enter your wetness!!!!! My hips moving in magical rhythm with my tongue driven by your exquisite perfume!!!! My fingers move deeply into your wetness cycling in and out rapidly as my tongue lashs across your gem!!!! My other hand rolls your nipple between my fingers pulling slightly, causing you to scream my name in passion!!!!!!!:kiss::kiss::kiss::rose::kiss::kiss::excited:
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 06:55 AM
Mmmm yes baby!! I feel the waves of orgasm racing through my body!!! panting heavily, my hand reaches out and holds your head in place as you hit my magic spot, it's all I can do to keep from squeezing my legs together as my orgasm racks my body, wave after wave hits me as you continue licking me!! I look at you, my head spinning, body shaking and all I can think is "I must take you home with me!!!" :excited::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
liltxsmile
06-10-2010, 07:01 AM
Your so Sexy!!!!! I looking to your eyes as I kiss my way up to your lips!!!!! I bring my lips to yours for a tender kiss!!!!! I wrap my arms and legs around you for a tight cuddle!!!!!! Our eyes speaking the unspoken words as we lay in each others arms!!!!!! We rise, gather our cloths, quickly, we get dressed and leave arm in arm and my head resting on your shoulder!!!!!!!!!:kiss::kiss::kiss::excited::kiss::rose:
Emily23XXX
06-10-2010, 07:10 AM
You're so hott babe, just wait till I get you to my house!!! :excited:;):kiss::kiss:
Wimmers
06-10-2010, 11:01 AM
Excuse me, do they have a mens room in here?:)
Empress Lainie
06-10-2010, 11:06 AM
I am a long way from home and so lonely. Can I sleep on your couch?
Wimmers
06-10-2010, 11:15 AM
Well I can't it's too bumpy, but you can certainly try.:)
digital_sinnah
06-15-2010, 08:36 AM
Commiserate with the bartender 'cause he ain't doing much business.
Buys Wimmers and Lainie a beer.
Sits.
Drinks.
Talks.
Drinks.
aesopstails
06-19-2010, 07:43 PM
Drag him off his bar stool to dance with me!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vEJflVN26iw/SKjRjAqXAwI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/oWas7gWaPqQ/s320-R/_intext.jpg
freethinker
06-19-2010, 07:45 PM
Let her dance on my lap
aesopstails
06-19-2010, 07:46 PM
Would lap at his lap.
Emily23XXX
06-19-2010, 07:59 PM
Flash my boobs at some guys for drinks and share with her!!!
liltxsmile
06-19-2010, 08:19 PM
Suck that boob into my mouth!!!!
Emily23XXX
06-19-2010, 08:52 PM
Take her home with me!!
Wimmers
06-19-2010, 09:37 PM
Give her one--------A pint of Lager.
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/shedkid/beer.gif
dirtymarriedslag
06-21-2010, 09:31 PM
Lowers zip on dress and sits next to at bar...smiles...
kinky bastard
06-21-2010, 09:36 PM
Lowers zip on dress and sits next to at bar...smiles...
i would take her by the hand and shout taxi
BeautyBeth
06-21-2010, 09:39 PM
I would pretend to drop something in my short dress and bend over to pick it up, see what happens ;)
dirtymarriedslag
06-21-2010, 09:42 PM
Pretends to drop something by your feet...Accidently licks pussy on way back up
digital_sinnah
06-21-2010, 09:42 PM
Enjoy the view and help her out - then offer her a drink ;)
BeautyBeth
06-21-2010, 09:42 PM
I like a girl who already knew I wasnt wearing panties ;)
digital_sinnah
06-21-2010, 09:45 PM
apologize and step out of the way :rose:
dirtymarriedslag
06-21-2010, 09:46 PM
Removes mine and leaves on the bar... Oops finger slides over pussy...lowers dress covering pussy again...just
dirtymarriedslag
06-21-2010, 09:48 PM
grabs digital sinnah...Buy beautbeth and me a drink and sits on his knee
Emily23XXX
06-22-2010, 12:45 AM
Watch the worthless cunt work her arse :eek: (I mean magic)!!!:excited:
mr one
06-22-2010, 12:59 AM
buy her a drink
ukmanc
06-22-2010, 11:45 AM
challenge him to a game of pool
laugh at him for being northern :P
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 05:56 PM
Arrives nice and early at bar....oooh bit empty...Sits on stool and orders self drink...dress rides up very high but no one in so leaves it
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 06:59 PM
Says hi I am sure to go to hell and you seem hot enough to acclimatise me first.;)
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 07:06 PM
smiles....kisses on cheek ...sweet
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 07:14 PM
Those lips need a drink,----------------------first.:cool:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 07:19 PM
lowers zip a little on dress...its warm in here turns to face you...vodka and ice
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 07:25 PM
Ice sizzles in her hand, ---------you suit a smaller zip.:cool:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 07:28 PM
are u sayin my dress is too long...smiles
or did u mean a different zip...brushes ur crotch
Emily23XXX
06-22-2010, 07:34 PM
Are you wearing undies?? You slut!! Take them off now and give them to a bloke!!!
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 07:39 PM
Reducing your zip means open dress, >open mind> open legs.;) I loved your sweeping brush stoke.:cool: was not too hard I hope.
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 07:39 PM
slips off stool....sorry mistress...I didn't want to appear easy so wore some....removes and looks round...Anyone want my knickers ?
Emily23XXX
06-22-2010, 07:43 PM
Give them to wimmers!! Are they full of men's cum again??? :eek:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 07:47 PM
Hands them to wimmers....no miss...Just wet from me...Pity
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 07:48 PM
Give them to wimmers!! Are they full of men's cum again??? :eek:
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I am hoping she uses something else to catch mine.;)
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 07:49 PM
buy me another drink wimmers hun and i will let u unzip my dress as much as u feel is needed...:)
Emily23XXX
06-22-2010, 07:54 PM
Be sure and get some money from him first!! don't just give it away you nasty whore!!!
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 07:56 PM
Barman you open a tab for her, give her anything she wants.:)
I will open the zip for her and have anything I want.:cool:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 08:01 PM
careful wimmers....you ripped my dress pulling it down hard like that...flicks hair back as my tight dress falls open....
takes vodka and drinks straight down....
Emily23XXX
06-22-2010, 08:04 PM
Wimmers for 20 you can play with her, for 30 you can do anything to her and fuck her arse!!!
Just pay me!!!
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 08:08 PM
Is there a hotel bedroom thread round here?:) It does not need to have lots of posters.-----------------------Just a four one for me and you.:cool:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 08:14 PM
takes hand ... you dont need a hotel room hun...Pay my mistress
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 08:18 PM
We should discuss terms first, I wanna fuck you all the summer one.:cool:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 08:22 PM
zips dress back up....Im cheap but not that cheap!!...drinks another vodka....you sure you want to lose this chance...lowers zip a little again 30 !
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 08:35 PM
Cheap? Aterm with me would earn you enough to buy golden zippers. I would have filled your cunt with 50s, and rammed them up with my cockl, which has a key to the villa on it.:cool:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 08:39 PM
takes the 50 you waving and hands it to emily....better rip my dress open again then...stands with hands on hips
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 08:43 PM
Erm:cool: the £50 is the barmans tip, yours is in the brief case.;)
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 08:50 PM
shrugs shoulders....goes on knees and spins ur bar stool round... Unzips ur fly slowly whilst looking up at you....takes ur semi errect cock in left hand and slowly licks the precum off before sliding my lips over your cock sucking gently...looks up as I fuck my mouth with your growing cock
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 09:01 PM
You are certainly value for money,;) but now you turned the bar stool round I can't reach my drink,:), my hands need something to hold, two handfuls of your hair will do right now.:cool:
Eric the Red
06-22-2010, 09:04 PM
I order a drink, and then turn, and watch dirtymarriedslag sucking Wimmers cock, and as my own prick begins to swell in my pants at this beautifully erotic sight I can't help but think to myself with a chuckle, and a crooked grin, "God I love this place.":excited:;):cool:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 09:07 PM
looks over at eric and raises eyebrow.....stops sucking wimmers....hi eric the red...wimmers is going to fuck my ass....any idea what i can put in my mouth whilst he does
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 09:11 PM
looks over at eric and raises eyebrow.....stops sucking wimmers....hi eric the red...wimmers is going to fuck my ass....any idea what i can put in my mouth whilst he does
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I don't mind fuckin your ass while you suck Erics cock,:) I can rest my drink on your back.;)
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 09:16 PM
Stands leaving dress runkled up....takes another vodka and turns to face eric...arches back exposing naked ass and pussy to wimmers....turns head to look at him...spreads legs a little you paid for what you see...smiles....turns to eric and starts to unzip fly...tenses slightly as hand move up my thighs
Eric the Red
06-22-2010, 09:16 PM
I unzip my fly, releasing my hard cock, and with a big grin I say, "It'd be my pleasure sweetie." :kiss:;):kiss::excited:
dirtymarriedslag
06-22-2010, 09:22 PM
Takes erics cock straight into mouth sucking gently looks up ...you are grinning at wimmers...takes deeper into throat
Wimmers
06-22-2010, 11:02 PM
Just my fuckin luck:eek:, I am about to ram my cock up the slags ass and the place gets raided,:mad:
Where is the brief case of money gone?:confused:
Have I been had?:o
digital_sinnah
06-23-2010, 03:22 AM
Have I been had?:o
yup.
~passes him a beer~
drink up
cijababe
06-23-2010, 07:15 AM
Ask him if he knows a place with more class.
sullygom
06-23-2010, 09:46 AM
Buy her a pint of Sneck Lifter;)
dominatemeplease
06-23-2010, 09:53 AM
Not sure what it is....but buy him another round....of whatever that is he just bought cija.:excited:
ukmanc
06-23-2010, 10:26 AM
Drag her into the cellar, tie her up, hitch her skirt up and fuck her til she screams :laughing: