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faria
12-01-2009, 03:56 PM
Blonde Wire Transfer


A blonde goes to wires some money and tells the cashier, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”
The cashier says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent! I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”
The cashier replies “Anything?”
“Yes… ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. “Take it out”, says the cashier.”
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead and do it…” She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello? … Mom?”

WhaWhaWha
12-04-2009, 04:52 AM
And from the ass end of his pants she hears a faint older blonde voice, Barbi is that you?

Pussy Patrol
12-04-2009, 09:09 AM
Sorry...I never knock a potential fuck.

kit90
12-12-2009, 12:21 PM
Haha, that joke is awesome!!

crazyazaindian
12-14-2009, 08:32 AM
thats about as bad as the blond driveing down a road and sees a blond in the middle of a cornfield rowing away in a row boat she screechs to a stop gets out and runs to the edge of the road and yells "if i knew how to swim i'ed swim out and kick your ass for makeing us blonds look so bad"

WhaWhaWha
12-15-2009, 06:30 PM
sorry that was terrible

Pussy Patrol
12-17-2009, 01:51 AM
sorry that was terrible

Wrong thread...are you blonde?