what would u do if u walk in on mom and dad fucking

[thereader420]

just think that alote of plp walked in on mom and dad fucking but no one know what happen afther that tell now

[unhappy_mudkip]

Since my mom has been dead for several years... that would be... awkward... indeed. o.O

[richief]

Awkward as they divorced in the 70s, shocked and scared as they are both dead now.

[freethinker]

He died in '77 and she's close to 80, so I'd probly have to have her put in an old folks home, in the Alzheimer's ward...

[Oweena]

I would wait until they were done. I don't mind sloppy seconds.

[`üñö ñéöñ]

I'd puke, gouge my eyes out with a rusty butter-knife and cry.

[WhaWhaWha]

Did it in 1974. Started the therapy in 1982. Image was gone by 1989. Thanks for helping me relive it. Where's the alcohol?

[anon y mouse]

join in of course

[catrina604]

shut the door and allow them to continue. I grew up hearing my parents making love.

[ukking]

Discreatly walk away with the contentment that they are happy together.

[thissinfullove]

I'd puke, gouge my eyes out with a rusty butter-knife and cry.

dido

[Major ComeT]

Kick dear old dad out of the way, and rape the cunt I came out of.

[*Golden*]

I did this once when i was 6 or 7, terrified when it happened. Today I would be much wiser and no what the sounds behind the door were before I opened it.

[smahopac]

Funny story. My bedroom was under my parents (They were on 3rd floor), one night the room was shaking and I was annoid as it woke me up so I screamed up the steps to take it easy and everything stopped. I decided to go down to the kitchen for a glass of milk and there my Mom was watching TV. Turned back around went upstairs and yelled again for him to take it easy on his little guy. He didn't look at me for a week.

[fluffiisexxiibunnii7620]

It would be weird If I caught them having sex for the following reasons

1. They are not married to each other
2. They Haven't touched each other since I was an infant
3.My dad is married
4.My mom is seeing someone right now
5. Although I wouldn't be here without them going at it like rabbits,the thought is repulsive!

[Empress Lainie]

It so amazes me that so many people seem to be so horrified by the act that actually created them.

Oh, your parents would never do anything as nasty as having your dad stick his dick in your mom?

What? You think you weren't created from a shot of sperm into your mom by your dad?

[Empress Lainie]

My girls confessed that they would get into the closet next to our room and listen to us having sex. They never said if they got off on it.:rose::rose::rose::rose:

[thereader420]

nices keep tell plp and thank u

[tennrob]

Run the other way - and I did

[smahopac]

It so amazes me that so many people seem to be so horrified by the act that actually created them.

Oh, your parents would never do anything as nasty as having your dad stick his dick in your mom?

What? You think you weren't created from a shot of sperm into your mom by your dad?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

[thereader420]

en more plp

[Drakeson]

I would run in and slap who ever was on top on the ass and yell "Ridem!!! Ridem hard!!!"

[Diamond Jade]

I would hopefully come to the conclusion that I'm far too old to be living with my parents and move out.

[Wimmers]

On this site I think the question should be, "What would your Mom and Dad do if you would not join in, and walked out on them fucking". ;)

[Ellie*]

Join in of course!

[thereader420]

??????

[bikerdude51]

that reminds of the time my 4 yr old walked in an sat on my back an said go horsey lol

[thereader420]

en more

[XanderXIII@yahoo.com]

I'd ask my dad if he could teach me the art of ressurecting the dead

[D-Lo]

I'd say "I guess I'm lucky that I wasn't born a puppy" Daddy likes doggy!!!

[catrina604]

Shut the door be be incredibly jealous of my Mom because I desire sex from Daddy.

[Old Man]

Turn bright red and quietly leave the room. :eek:

[*Zoe*]

Yell from the top of my lungs "And what the fuck is going on in here":eek: but :excited:

[CrazyPussy]

Quietly sneak out and then wink at my dad later on lol.

[Empress Lainie]

It was my mom and stepdad. I don't know if they woke me or what, but I got out of bed walked to their door and saw him on top of her, watched for a minute then went back to bed. I was a little over 13. I still hadn't figured out how to do it and when I was 15 with a girl I couldn't find the vagina.

When I was about 7 or 8 I found a condom in their bed, but had no clue what it was.

[smudgedapple]

I haven't seen my parents for years so not likely to happen, which I'm glad of!! but my ex's daughter once walked in on me and my ex (her mum). lol

[Ashton_Cole]

I have walked in on my parents once, when I was around the age of about 9-10. I just turned around, closed the door and went back to my room, and slept. I was disgusted by it at that age, but.. if it happened now... yeah I would just do the same thing, but be able to have a chuckle over it. No matter what age, or if they are parents... it is romantic that they can keep the passion and love burning strong after 25 years of being married.
:)

[res09]

I have walked in on my parents once, when I was around the age of about 9-10. I just turned around, closed the door and went back to my room, and slept. I was disgusted by it at that age, but.. if it happened now... yeah I would just do the same thing, but be able to have a chuckle over it. No matter what age, or if they are parents... it is romantic that they can keep the passion and love burning strong after 25 years of being married.
:)



Been there, done that, lol. Worst thing was, when I was about 5 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night to find my parents having sex beside me (I used to sleep in my parents' bed when I was scared). Lesson learned, stay in your own bed, even when you're having nightmares. :-)

[smudgedapple]

Good advice... and if you're the parent, lock the door!! We didn't, lol and we learned a lesson too ha ha

[Ashton_Cole]

Been there, done that, lol. Worst thing was, when I was about 5 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night to find my parents having sex beside me (I used to sleep in my parents' bed when I was scared). Lesson learned, stay in your own bed, even when you're having nightmares. :-)


:laughing:
Couldn't help but laugh at that.
I guess that is one way parents can grow their kids out of that habit.
:laughing:

[smudgedapple]

Been there, done that, lol. Worst thing was, when I was about 5 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night to find my parents having sex beside me (I used to sleep in my parents' bed when I was scared). Lesson learned, stay in your own bed, even when you're having nightmares. :-)

Shud have pissed the bed to get your revenge lol

[michelleuk]

You all think that's wierd, well I walked in on my daughter getting fucked lol.

[cutieclaire]

Michelle - my mum once walked in on me sucking a cock. She was so embarassed lol I didn't give a shit!

[SpellChecker]

Michelle - my mum once walked in on me sucking a cock. She was so embarassed lol I didn't give a shit!


:cool:

[sineater]

I walked in on my mom and stepfather, only thing I could say was "GET A ROOM" and walked out of their room :)

[hitoshura]

It so amazes me that so many people seem to be so horrified by the act that actually created them.

Oh, your parents would never do anything as nasty as having your dad stick his dick in your mom?

What? You think you weren't created from a shot of sperm into your mom by your dad?
It wasn't the evidence that they have sex that bothered me, it was the fact that it was in the middle of the living room at 8:00 in the evening when I got home from a friends. For them that was unusually poor discretion and judgment.

[ceilingcat]

Swear to God never to do LSD again since my parents have been dead for years.

[hungt99]

Go to the nearest bar and drink myself stupid

[freethinker]

I'd be surprised, 'cause she is almost 80 and he died in '77...

[Steel_Bar]

Put my hand up, look dad in the eyes and say "high five!"
Then leave the room, regardless of their response.

[Evinmo]

When I was a kid (12-15) before my parents got divorced, their bedroom was directly below mine, I used to jerk off to the sound of my parents having hot sex regularly.

[John.]

spank dad on the ass and tell him it is my turn:)

[Charlie_creamer]

You all think that's wierd, well I walked in on my daughter getting fucked lol.

I can't imagine the scene - she must be very young! Was the person fucking her about her age, or a much older man?

[kcmosno]

Ask to watch or join!!

[kcmosno]

I loved hearing my parents fuck!!

[love_chocolate]

Asked them why they started without me!

[Vudoo]

Get the camera

[umpire2]

It depends on who they were fucking....

[christina2706]

Considering that they've been divorced for over 25 years and both are remarried... I'd probably have a fucking heart attack.

[crazyazaindian]

well with my dad being dead for over 20 years i'ed most likely have a heart attack

[tesalj]

wow, Just thinking about it gives me nightmares already, probably make an appointment to see a dr as I would go blind

[AussieJake]

get my own apartment

[WhaWhaWha]

Get Mom some counselling. Dad's dead.

[Amenti]

I'd be very surprised. My parents have been divorced for years :)

[babyangel194]

i'd probably vomit in my mouth a bit and akwardly walk out of the room

[crazyazaindian]

take the poster above me and then join them lol

[ThisFNG]

turn around and walk the hell out

[Xoeleox]

...I'd probably have a fucking heart attack.

Lols

It's a play on words.

[richief]

be extremely surprised as they are both dead.

[Busty St Claire]

Commit suicide

[Carri]

I walked in on them at the age of 10....Told them to shut the fuck up because some people were trying to sleep and had school in the morning...The next day I got The ''Talk'' :rolleyes:

[miss.OZ]

Probably jump off an incredibly high cliff -_-"

[pegasus09]

Shout "get in there my son, ohh I mean dad"

[*PussInBoots*]

Realise FUCK I am dead!

[Old Man]

Turn around and leave....quietly.....:excited:

[KingOfRejects]

Id feel so fuckin awkward. id leave and laugh thinkin theyd get back together

[il-pam]

i love to suck daddy clean after

[il-pam]

i love to lick him clean after

[Texas Jammer]

I would watch the bones rattle, both been dead for a loooooooooooong time.

[Ed Itor]

Go looking for my wife, as they've been dead about 50 years I'd have to be dead too.

[WhaWhaWha]

I would be shocked. Dad's been dead for more than a year.

[Test1001]

Do a flying elbow drop on whoever was ontop whilst crying

[jazellenia_isno_ballernia]

Well, that would be awkward.......considering that i havent seen them in the longest time. What a great reunion..... :eek:

[Matillie97]

Given they live about 3000 miles away, been divorced for 11 years, and haven't seen eachother for 5, i really don't know