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vincenzz
03-07-2007, 11:54 AM
NEW GAME
See who can come up with the most creative caption(s) for an image that anyone can post.
We can start with this easy one:
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-Bone and Moan.
-Oh honey stop faking, i can see right thru you.
-I think our sex life is dying.
any more?
scotchncoke
03-07-2007, 11:59 AM
I'm sorry baby I love you so much I wanted to bury you but I just love your'e bone.
ladym
03-07-2007, 12:06 PM
Babe:) , Are you sure you put the dog OUTSIDE?
chunky
03-07-2007, 12:19 PM
"....and this years 'Golden Anorexic' award goes to........"
kaaozz
03-07-2007, 12:23 PM
" I dont know man she sais she wanted me to fuck the shit out of her , and this is all thats left .":confused:
Nympho
03-07-2007, 12:34 PM
honey, have you lost some weight?
Caffeine
03-08-2007, 12:02 AM
Steve was proud of the fact that he could kiss his own boner.
pookey227
03-08-2007, 12:19 AM
Steve was proud of the fact that he could kiss his own boner.
LOL
vincenzz
03-08-2007, 01:00 AM
New pic needs caption. (another easy one)
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Caffeine
03-08-2007, 01:53 AM
Balls deep in the ball pit.
chunky
03-08-2007, 02:11 AM
It was at this point in her cycle that Harriet realized she had over-dosed on her fertility drugs.
piggit
03-08-2007, 02:26 AM
It was at this point in her cycle that Harriet realized she had over-dosed on her fertility drugs.
BRILLIANT, chunkster!!! hahahaha
Perv79
03-08-2007, 03:26 AM
Pic 1 – Side effects of the Viagra 2 may include….
Pic 2 – Suddenly parents were no longer concerned with the urine and fecal content of the ball pit.
dragonflyjames
03-08-2007, 04:55 AM
Honey,did you slip me LSD again?
Lioness
03-08-2007, 05:18 AM
No, no...that's one of those pictures to see if you're colorblind. If you can see the fucking couple, you're not colorblind.
scotchncoke
03-08-2007, 06:52 AM
And you said I didn't have the balls.
Crosswalker
03-08-2007, 07:34 AM
"Never thought I'd say this - too many balls."
rajoo888
03-08-2007, 07:46 AM
MsexM
Caffeine
03-08-2007, 07:44 PM
No, no...that's one of those pictures to see if you're colorblind. If you can see the fucking couple, you're not colorblind.
I like that one.
Caffeine
03-08-2007, 07:45 PM
May I add an image to be captionized?
Pic 2 with balls.
"Son? Are you playing Mommy and Daddy again?!!
New pic needs caption. (another easy one)
66747
NEW GAME
See who can come up with the most creative caption(s) for an image that anyone can post.
We can start with this easy one:
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-Bone and Moan.
-Oh honey stop faking, i can see right thru you.
-I think our sex life is dying.
any more?
Pic 1. Guy fucking the skeleton.
Guy to his wife: "Honey for fucks sake have you cum yet...."
May I add an image to be captionized?
Latest in the "Honey I ....." movies.
"Honey, I shrink wrapped the kids!"
vincenzz
03-08-2007, 08:19 PM
May I add an image to be captionized?
Saran Wrap Pic:
1- "You're gonna need more than that, bitch, if you're gonna package my meat."
2- "Honey does this remind you of anything? Vegas? 1969? ;) "
3- "Honey are you getting 'fresh' with me? ;) "
chunky
03-08-2007, 08:25 PM
One for Caffeine's picture......
'To George's dismay, he realized that he had hit the 'Sandwich' button instead of the 'Sex' button on his brand-new Stepford wife!'
Lioness
03-08-2007, 10:33 PM
One for Caffeine's picture......
'To George's dismay, he realized that he had hit the 'Sandwich' button instead of the 'Sex' button on his brand-new Stepford wife!'
That's a good one!
dragonflyjames
03-08-2007, 10:40 PM
Woman to man,"Get your thumb out of my ass!"
Kool_Madness
03-08-2007, 10:46 PM
"Honey not now wait til after the PTA meeting".
Lioness
03-08-2007, 10:49 PM
If he tells me his mother wraps sandwiches better than me ONE MORE TIME...so help me...he just better not fall asleep...
Rockprincess
03-08-2007, 11:24 PM
You'd better eat every one of these damn sandwiches!!!:mad:
Crosswalker
03-09-2007, 02:31 AM
You know...sex is better than sandwhiches.
piggit
03-09-2007, 03:04 AM
for Caff's picture:
So, how 'bout a tossed salad to go along with these sandwiches?
vincenzz
03-09-2007, 11:21 AM
Captions anyone?
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Dinner is served! Clam chowder on the menu.
bigbird
03-09-2007, 11:55 AM
That's the last time I complain about the service from the waiter!
scotchncoke
03-09-2007, 12:00 PM
f.....ck my balls are aching grab one
Empress Lainie
03-09-2007, 02:07 PM
Didnt your mother tell you not to put your feet on the table?
dragonflyjames
03-09-2007, 04:22 PM
They had been warned about the dangers of super glue,now they knew for sure!
Rockprincess
03-09-2007, 04:44 PM
If you think your life's tough, try walking like this!!!
Kool_Madness
03-09-2007, 04:49 PM
If you think jeans are stiff try FlexJeans.
chunky
03-09-2007, 04:56 PM
Captions anyone?
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"We should sue that fucking yoga teacher!"
"No, we haven't got a leg to stand on!"
vincenzz
03-09-2007, 05:36 PM
"Wow this Chai Tea is strong!"
Crosswalker
03-09-2007, 11:26 PM
"I think we're doing it wrong. I'm pretty sure our heads are supposed to be in the opposite direction."
PromiscousVirgin
03-09-2007, 11:29 PM
i swear mom has to stop getting so sensitive when the upholstery gets cleaned
piggit
03-10-2007, 02:00 AM
A bird in the hand is worth tea in the bush.
Kool_Madness
03-10-2007, 03:07 AM
This is what happens when you don't think outside the box.
Empress Lainie
03-10-2007, 10:12 AM
spider girls
vincenzz
03-10-2007, 12:21 PM
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Mr. Smith needed some help putting in his contacts
and dentures.
The dentist and his assistant were determined to have Mr. Smith
watch how he should be flossing.
(sorry that's all I got this morning)
(pls feel free to add one, if you wish)
chunky
03-10-2007, 12:25 PM
It was at that point, that Tom realized why the face massage was only $2.50.
vincenzz
03-10-2007, 12:30 PM
It was at that point, that Tom realized why the face massage was only $2.50.
ha! excellent C
dragonflyjames
03-10-2007, 07:42 PM
Mr. Smith was going to beat the World record for going with out sleep! No matter what it took!
vincenzz
03-11-2007, 12:15 AM
Ok let's try another one...
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Dora looked delicious in her fruit of the looms.
stumbler
03-11-2007, 12:37 AM
I've decided you need more fruit in your diet dear. So eat it.
Empress Lainie
03-11-2007, 12:37 AM
put your little foot.......................on the table
Lioness
03-11-2007, 12:56 AM
The ADA recommends 5-9 daily servings of fruits and vegetables...Enjoy!
Oregon
03-11-2007, 12:56 AM
2006 fruit camouflage contest winner
eastsider
03-11-2007, 01:49 AM
Picture
Picture 2
Ronald Mc Donalds' conception........
Picture 3
"Next time, take the viagra out of your pockets before doing the wash!!!!"
baller16
03-11-2007, 02:32 AM
Dora was determined to get her husband to eat more fruit any way she could, even if it was off of her
majik
03-11-2007, 02:35 AM
Brings new meaning to the word yuckaflux,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(hope everyone knows what that is) ~L~
dragonflyjames
03-11-2007, 06:53 AM
Dora could not see the cannibles,however she knew they were up to something!
Crosswalker
03-11-2007, 07:22 AM
Yummy.
vincenzz
03-11-2007, 04:11 PM
Ha those last ones were all good
new one here. let's try this one that's been around the forum before
should be easier.
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baller16
03-11-2007, 04:13 PM
Man: I swear this is the first time this has happened to me this week!
dragonflyjames
03-11-2007, 04:48 PM
I was told as a child "If I played with it ,it would fall off!",and it finaly did!
vincenzz
03-11-2007, 05:07 PM
"There you are Rover. Come on out! You have plenty of toy bones you can play with."
chunky
03-11-2007, 05:25 PM
Ha those last ones were all good
new one here. let's try this one that's been around the forum before
should be easier.
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After early retirement, both Vera and Reg were disappointed at how poorly the endowment had performed!
Kool_Madness
03-11-2007, 05:27 PM
They said that Viagra was suppose to solve this problem.
common
03-11-2007, 05:30 PM
i hope i did the right thing
Man_of_Steel
03-11-2007, 05:33 PM
meh
Kool_Madness
03-11-2007, 05:33 PM
I got sand in my bottoms again.
chunky
03-11-2007, 05:38 PM
After the humiliation of being raped, Charlotte then had to be dusted for finger-prints!
dragonflyjames
03-11-2007, 05:42 PM
They all knew if they teased the pussy snake enough,it would appear!
filatioisanartform
03-11-2007, 05:49 PM
After the humiliation of being raped, Charlotte then had to be dusted for finger-prints!
That is brilliant mate!!
HOLY SHIT!! WHERE'S MY DICK GONE!!
stumbler
03-11-2007, 05:58 PM
Now that we've got all the other hidding places shaved away, we can just brush the little buggers out of there.
bigbird
03-11-2007, 08:24 PM
Now If I tickle you here, your tongue will pop out !
Old Tool
03-11-2007, 08:29 PM
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Sweetie, is Tantric sex supposed to take this long? . . . Sweetie?
Old Tool
03-11-2007, 08:31 PM
http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=66747&d=1173319176
She regretted telling him he didn't have the balls to fuck her.
Old Tool
03-11-2007, 08:53 PM
http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=67315&d=1173442835
"Listen, you skank, it was either plastic covers for the chairs, or learning to sit differently."
"My back would still be in one piece if we went with the covers, bitch!"
Old Tool
03-11-2007, 08:56 PM
Wilma realized her life-long aspiration of becoming her own fruit salad.
Old Tool
03-11-2007, 08:58 PM
When they found the drapes that matched her carpet, they would find their cinderella!
Old Tool
03-11-2007, 09:00 PM
Ma: "What up down there, Homey?"
Pa: "The Dizzle don't git Hizzle, Biatch."
vincenzz
03-12-2007, 10:45 AM
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"Check this."
bigbird
03-12-2007, 10:48 AM
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"Check this."
Billy had a quick wank over the queen whilst waitng for Bobby to take his turn
dragonflyjames
03-12-2007, 01:19 PM
Billy planned his next move carefully,for the Big Ass Chess Board Championship was almost his!
chunky
03-12-2007, 01:25 PM
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"Check this."
Having got naked for the occasion, Billy was disappointed to discover what Bobby had really meant by "Black Porn"......!!
Lioness
03-12-2007, 02:29 PM
Billy says to Bobby..."I'll be your knight in shining armor if you'll be my queen..oh wait...we're naked." hehe "Do you like my lance?"
Kool_Madness
03-12-2007, 02:56 PM
The chess pieces tried to scatter when the naked men approached and said mate.
Perv79
03-12-2007, 04:01 PM
Boat pic-
Amy obviously misunderstood when I told her I could knock the dust off that thing.
Chess pic-
White Prick takes Untrimmed Goober. Check Mate.
Perv79
03-13-2007, 02:13 AM
Fruit Lady-
Due to falling produce sales, marketers are going with a new approach.
Old People-
Look your no Marilyn Monroe your god damned self.
vincenzz
03-13-2007, 09:42 AM
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Juan was going to do anything possible to block that kick.
baller16
03-13-2007, 09:43 AM
Juan desperately wanted to be like Samuel Dalembert, and even though he was short, he figured out a way to block shots
chunky
03-13-2007, 01:18 PM
Juan was disappointed that he still couldn't see into the girl-next-door's bedroom window!
dragonflyjames
03-13-2007, 01:24 PM
Juan had told his mother not to dress him this way,now he was going to jump to his death!
bigbird
03-13-2007, 01:26 PM
Juan was beginning to regret super glueing his feet to those of his elder brother
Perv79
03-13-2007, 01:44 PM
When I grow up I plan to move to America and become an effeminate judge on some reality show.
Rockprincess
03-13-2007, 01:48 PM
Loving his new Easter outfit, Juan wanted to show it to the world......:cool:
Perv79
03-13-2007, 02:00 PM
Juan was beginning to regret super glueing his feet to those of his elder brother
Kinda like Brad in Rocky Horror, why didn't he just take off his socks?
Kool_Madness
03-13-2007, 03:45 PM
Ta - Daaaaaaa, Thank you for coming out, God bless and good night!
whocares
03-13-2007, 03:59 PM
This is what i was doing trying to see Erica's pics.
Cody2Sweet
03-13-2007, 05:00 PM
May I add an image to be captionized?
"Gee Dear, I sure hope the neigbors don't see..." *laugh track plays*
filatioisanartform
03-13-2007, 08:27 PM
don't make me suffocate you honey....
vincenzz
03-14-2007, 10:38 AM
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"Of course I don't mind finishing up while the boss takes you to one of those 3 hr lunches!"
stumbler
03-14-2007, 10:43 AM
Well I'm glad to see we got that settled just between us girls.
spyder2003
03-14-2007, 11:43 AM
"OW!!!! I fell on my car keys!!!"
MusicMachine
03-14-2007, 11:48 AM
I don't think this is the time or the place to give me a BJ
dragonflyjames
03-14-2007, 11:52 AM
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"Of course I don't mind finishing up while the boss takes you to one of those 3 hr lunches!"
I understand,You like Men now,well Ok!
dragonflyjames
03-14-2007, 11:54 AM
Seated hockey player "Yes Ralph,I do wear panties!
vincenzz
03-14-2007, 12:15 PM
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"Couldn't you wait until after we hit the showers
to give him that blow job!"
x__orion
03-14-2007, 02:18 PM
"Ooohh! A shiny dollar!"
majik
03-14-2007, 02:21 PM
Bud,,,,,breakfast of champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kool_Madness
03-14-2007, 09:10 PM
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"Of course I don't mind finishing up while the boss takes you to one of those 3 hr lunches!"
That's why I'm fucking your Husband
spyder2003
03-14-2007, 09:17 PM
*sniff..."it smells like cheese under here!"
chunky
03-14-2007, 09:31 PM
What can you say about this one?:)
Sorry about the poor quality, I just scanned it from the local paper.
Lioness
03-14-2007, 09:35 PM
Upon examining the shoe, Fred told the other men "Well, I don't see any sign of the Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe nor any of her children..."
majik
03-14-2007, 09:37 PM
Well George,,,,,,if the shoe fits,,,,,,,wear it
Perv79
03-14-2007, 10:14 PM
Business finger-
Sure you’re smiling, but how am I supposed to get the smell off this fucking thing?
Big Shoe-
Guys, I love monopoly as much as the next person, but this is a bit ridiculous.
vincenzz
03-14-2007, 11:35 PM
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"Ooooo So close. One more and you would have
landed on Boardwalk, which I happen to own with a hotel
and you would have owed me big bucks!"
OR
Hey guys, while Gulliver is sleeping, why don't we tie him down again.
RUSTY RUSTY
03-14-2007, 11:39 PM
Wish Sr could have stayed around. Miss the old hammerhead.
Rockprincess
03-14-2007, 11:42 PM
Like father, like son!!! Go get him JR!!!:cool:
That's pretty cute, Rusty............
RUSTY RUSTY
03-14-2007, 11:45 PM
Like father, like son!!! Go get him JR!!!:cool:
That's pretty cute, Rusty............
Are you sure ........You ok?
Rockprincess
03-14-2007, 11:47 PM
Are you sure ........You ok?
Of course, why wouldn't I be okay...I'm a little tired, left at 6:45 this morning, I'd rather be cuming home at that time.......:cool:
dragonflyjames
03-15-2007, 12:25 AM
Tommy ,the one legged giant left his shoe on the beach again!
MusicMachine
03-15-2007, 12:44 AM
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids she didn't know what to do
Women like her make me grunt
you'd have thought by now she'd have stiched up her c***
Judge Dread
spyder2003
03-15-2007, 02:27 AM
"You'll never take me alive!!!!"
chunky
03-15-2007, 02:40 AM
Gosh......that's me!!
RUSTY RUSTY
03-15-2007, 02:43 AM
Gosh......that's me!!
No chunky that's me your off spring , remember??? One bad motherfucking cat
Raymond
03-15-2007, 02:45 AM
cat picture...
"try and steal my fucking cat nip again, bitches!"
Lioness
03-15-2007, 02:47 AM
cat picture...
"try and steal my fucking cat nip again, bitches!"
LOL!! I think my cats need that gun to keep the raccoons from eating their food!
Empress Lainie
03-15-2007, 07:01 AM
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"Ooooo So close. One more and you would have
landed on Boardwalk, (cut for brevity)
GOD IS REALLY GONNA BE PISSED IF WE DON'T GIVE HIM BACK HIS SHOE.;)
Empress Lainie
03-15-2007, 07:02 AM
Take That You Damned Rats
Crosswalker
03-15-2007, 08:12 AM
On the shoe one, in the words of David Cross - "It'd be something else if it were a shoe, but no, this has cum in it."
bigbird
03-15-2007, 09:40 AM
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"Ooooo So close. One more and you would have
landed on Boardwalk, which I happen to own with a hotel
and you would have owed me big bucks!"
OR
Hey guys, while Gulliver is sleeping, why don't we tie him down again.
Can you imagine the size of the bollocks on this fella ?
"Say hello to my lil friend...!"
The producers from hit TV series Lost got their hands on season 6 from the other hit TV series 24 and....
Newspaper headlines reads:
"Immigrants to the UK shores greeted by symbolic welcoming art piece"
Ohhhh you stepped on him and crushed him, then you ran off and lefct your shoe, and its too heavy for us to lift off of him.:mad:
bigbird
03-15-2007, 10:59 AM
"You'll never take me alive!!!!"
This pussy reacted poorly to being fingered and licked
vincenzz
03-15-2007, 12:12 PM
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bigbird
03-15-2007, 01:12 PM
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Bob regretted being the back end of the panto cow!
chunky
03-15-2007, 04:07 PM
Nophest's latest XNXX category!
Rockprincess
03-15-2007, 04:14 PM
Dead or not, I could care less!!! If it feels good, do it!!!:eek:
or
She's the deadest lay I've ever had!!!
Bob regretted being the back end of the panto cow!
Bob looked forward to being the back end of the panto cow!
Cody2Sweet
03-15-2007, 07:08 PM
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Damn, this one doesn't make any noise...
Kool_Madness
03-15-2007, 07:43 PM
Hey Dog, take that you Son-of-a-Bitch. This is for my boy Salvester. Fuck you and Tweety Bird, Kiss my put-ty cat ass.
Here....have a go with this one...
Cody2Sweet
03-15-2007, 08:03 PM
He's right behind me isn't he... aww fuck!
here's another one from the french football league allegedly...
And the final one for the evening....
Cody2Sweet
03-15-2007, 08:21 PM
Dude, I told you not to let Bobo play with that fork around the electrical outlet...
Kool_Madness
03-15-2007, 09:44 PM
This thread has now gotten off track. I thought each pic that was posted was suppose to get plenty of different captions before the next pic. This thread is now in shambles.
Cody2Sweet
03-15-2007, 09:58 PM
This thread has now gotten off track. I thought each pic that was posted was suppose to get plenty of different captions before the next pic. This thread is now in shambles.
I would agree...
vincenzz
03-15-2007, 10:25 PM
Originally Posted by Kool_Madness
This thread has now gotten off track. I thought each pic that was posted was suppose to get plenty of different captions before the next pic. This thread is now in shambles.
I would agree...
I would agree...
As the thread starter on this, I second that. I was thinking 1 or 2 a day
or maybe 1 every 5-10 captions. thx
vincenzz
03-16-2007, 09:38 AM
In prep for St. Patty's Day:
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"So mom wasn't lying. She really was abducted by aliens."
Yankee Fan
03-16-2007, 09:40 AM
For the last time ...no! you are not too fat!
bigbird
03-16-2007, 09:42 AM
In prep for St. Patty's Day:
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"So mom wasn't lying. She really was abducted by aliens."
Sally was starting to regret swallowing the Leprachaun's cum !
vincenzz
03-16-2007, 10:14 AM
"Oooooh, so that's why 'Irish Spring' is just a soap and not a shampoo!"
dragonflyjames
03-16-2007, 12:41 PM
Those mushrooms I ate are awsome!
"Ok, I'm sorry for derailing this thread...but look on the bright side, it's back on track and we won't need an antenna to watch sports on TV anymore..."
scotchncoke
03-16-2007, 12:58 PM
Now that's my favourite martian.:)
Warning: over consumption of Genetically Modified watercress can leave side effects.
Crosswalker
03-16-2007, 09:53 PM
For the monkey "Dude, I told you, no more raping the zoo animals!"
MusicMachine
03-17-2007, 02:32 PM
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r10/tomovuk/xexexexeyb3.gif
Music Machine just KNEW he would win inventor of the year
MusicMachine
03-17-2007, 03:14 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9452/41sl4.gif
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.,
than for a finger to pass through the toe of a camel.
Rockprincess
03-17-2007, 03:15 PM
Oh look, how do you like my new mouse???:cool:
or
Would you like to try my new mouse???
RUSTY RUSTY
03-17-2007, 03:20 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9452/41sl4.gif
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.,
than for a finger to pass through the toe of a camel.
It's true I did invent the mouse
vincenzz
03-17-2007, 05:30 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9452/41sl4.gif
"I'm sorry darling, I can't seem to get this mustard stain out."
chunky
03-17-2007, 09:22 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9452/41sl4.gif
Peter loved his new job in the quality control department at the lingerie factory!
It was only $150 a month, but that was all he could afford!
MusicMachine
03-17-2007, 09:30 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9452/41sl4.gif
Peter loved his new job in the quality control department at the lingerie factory!
It was only $150 a month, but that was all he could afford!
http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Emotions/Laught/laught16.gif
(http://www.smileyarena.com/download.aspx?File=emoticons/Emotions/Laught/laught16.gif)
dragonflyjames
03-17-2007, 09:34 PM
Beep! Beep!
MusicMachine
03-18-2007, 12:15 AM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9452/41sl4.gif
For the Brits only.
Bamber Gascoinge "No no Queens don't anticipate, over to Magdalene, fingers on buzzers."
vincenzz
03-18-2007, 12:03 PM
71941
dragonflyjames
03-18-2007, 12:26 PM
Although Leo`s birth defect got him picked on in school,it did come in handy!
SomLuckyLady
03-18-2007, 08:37 PM
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r10/tomovuk/xexexexeyb3.gif
Music Machine just KNEW he would win inventor of the year
Lemme get that for you :-D :-D :-D Thats cracken me the fuck up
baller16
03-18-2007, 08:38 PM
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Leo was so well endowed that in order to get head from his secretary, she had to do it from behind!
Lioness
03-18-2007, 11:06 PM
I can't think of anything clever for that pic right now, but I love this thread!!!
Leo's wife says tht he is as good as any 2 other men.:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
MusicMachine
03-19-2007, 03:26 PM
Try a new one
whocares
03-19-2007, 03:56 PM
Try a new one
You know your a redneck when you use channel locks for tweezers...........
MusicMachine
03-19-2007, 04:09 PM
I thought you said "Put the tools away in your box"
MusicMachine
03-19-2007, 04:25 PM
So, Ken does have a dick after all.
baller16
03-19-2007, 05:47 PM
and introducing...Baby Momma Barbie and Deadbeat Dad Ken
vincenzz
03-19-2007, 06:55 PM
NEW! "Spread 'em Wide Barbie" ... Birth Controls sold separately!
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Alternates:
"Mom! Jimmy's been playing with my Barbie again!"
vincenzz
03-19-2007, 06:59 PM
"Come here and let me loosen your nuts."
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dragonflyjames
03-19-2007, 10:06 PM
Ken to Barbie,"Has that fucking G I Joe been here?"
dragonflyjames
03-19-2007, 10:08 PM
Second pic (And I know how bad this is) "I cant find the fucking string!" (Sorry girls)
vincenzz
03-21-2007, 04:47 PM
72965
Whether Jeff was riding his bike, car or falling out of an airplane,
he always obeyed the traffic signs.
Rockprincess
03-21-2007, 04:48 PM
Thank God there was a stop sign here!!! It's my lucky day!!!:eek: :kiss:
vincenzz
03-21-2007, 05:00 PM
SkinnyJimmy really enjoyed the cool breeze
brought on by the passing subway below.
RUSTY RUSTY
03-21-2007, 05:10 PM
Jimmy Hovercraft
SomLuckyLady
03-21-2007, 05:11 PM
72965
Whether Jeff was riding his bike, car or falling out of an airplane,
he always obeyed the traffic signs.
Light as a feather..Light as a feather... Light as a feather
justbrowsing12
03-21-2007, 06:59 PM
New pic needs caption. (another easy one)
66747
Yes, they kicked us out of Chucky-Cheese!!!
oversexed & underfed
03-21-2007, 07:35 PM
http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=66132&d=1173271862
Dang when you said your cannon balls were getting ready to fire & there was going explosion you wasn't joking were you
chunky
03-21-2007, 11:01 PM
72965
Whether Jeff was riding his bike, car or falling out of an airplane,
he always obeyed the traffic signs.
"No-one makes the jump the first time Neo!"
MusicMachine
03-21-2007, 11:11 PM
Superman realised he had not changed into his costume.
Lioness
03-21-2007, 11:13 PM
Jeff thought "AW S***" as the ground came closer to his face...
dragonflyjames
03-21-2007, 11:58 PM
Changing his mind about the suicide leap,Jeff put on his air brakes!
MusicMachine
03-23-2007, 03:58 PM
Without warning her newly fitted coil unwound!
dragonflyjames
03-23-2007, 08:32 PM
Her friends had told Kathy not to leave her vibrator in all day,however she did it anyway:eek:
baller16
03-23-2007, 08:41 PM
Without warning her newly fitted coil unwound!
if only somebody would've warned her that if she crossed her eyes and orgasmed, they'd stay that way!
dragonflyjames
03-23-2007, 08:46 PM
if only somebody would've warned her that if she crossed her eyes and orgasmed, they'd stay that way!
Good one Mr.B
filatioisanartform
03-27-2007, 08:09 PM
oops. i just shat myself a little bit.
Rockprincess
03-27-2007, 09:06 PM
Wow, were do you want me to put that big thing???:eek: :eek:
Man_of_Steel
03-27-2007, 09:33 PM
Have at it with this one!
chunky
03-27-2007, 09:36 PM
Four turkeys!
.....or,
"Gee, now I understand why you named it Monica"
.....or
'George Bush gets a gobble'
Man_of_Steel
03-27-2007, 09:55 PM
I guess we know what he's thankful for!
dragonflyjames
03-27-2007, 10:00 PM
Im so happy you pardoned me, I could just blow you!
trumpet
03-28-2007, 07:42 AM
"GWB: "Turkey next? I thought you said Iran, Dick?"
Tahtiana
03-28-2007, 09:08 AM
president GW Bush soon after pardoning the turkey was rushed to university hospital as the turkey in a fit of freak sexual angst mistook the president's penis and scrotum for the beak and joules of a female turkey.. .. ..when questioned the first lady would not comment on the quality of their sexx life.. nor did she seem too upset about its future..
bigbird
03-28-2007, 09:15 AM
president GW Bush soon after pardoning the turkey was rushed to university hospital as the turkey in a fit of freak sexual angst mistook the president's penis and scrotum for the beak and joules of a female turkey.. .. ..when questioned the first lady would not comment on the quality of their sexx life.. nor did she seem too upset about its future..
In a linked story Bigbird denied all knowledge of ever having had sexual relations with that president!
blaster0404
03-28-2007, 09:19 AM
"Oh no, how did you find my weapons of mass destruction?!?!"
filatioisanartform
03-28-2007, 07:54 PM
well that was unexpected.....DID I SAY STOP!?!?!
Hold that position while I get on the other end, here!
MusicMachine
03-29-2007, 10:26 PM
Gobble gobble!
Rockprincess
03-29-2007, 11:50 PM
Ohhhhh, lower and slower!!!:kiss:
Crosswalker
03-30-2007, 03:00 AM
Watch it with the beak, dear.
Chris
04-02-2007, 01:21 AM
Ah, here are the other two nuts!
MusicMachine
04-03-2007, 09:31 PM
So just because I have MY hair dyed YOU all have to copy me like a flock of humans!
chunky
04-03-2007, 10:04 PM
Not renowned for their intelligence...!!
Chris
04-03-2007, 10:45 PM
This is REALLY going to wind up that bull across the road!
Kool_Madness
04-03-2007, 11:30 PM
Don't you girls just hate being on your period too. It's so obvious to everyone.
dragonflyjames
04-04-2007, 01:24 AM
The worst sheep joke of all time was told! It even made the sheep blush!
Tahtiana
04-04-2007, 07:12 AM
Lead Sheep: dammit, florence!! this is NOT atlantic city!!
Chris
04-04-2007, 11:25 PM
Well, we are not allowed to be white sheep; we are not allowed to be black sheep! Nothing in the race law says that we can't be red!
Oregon
04-07-2007, 09:30 AM
Richard wasn't particularly impressed with the neighbors new gardener
Chris
04-07-2007, 05:28 PM
What can you say about this one?:)
Sorry about the poor quality, I just scanned it from the local paper.
http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=70232&stc=1&d=1173911441
Litter crisis! Shoe from giant's Monopoly game turns up on beach!
dragonflyjames
04-07-2007, 05:31 PM
Winning half of the yard in the divorce,Richard`s exwife clearly made her point!
Lioness
04-07-2007, 05:38 PM
Kiss my ivy!
Yer bluffing! I don't think you can get me from there!
(Fire 1)
(Fire 2)
Oops! That one went down me leg...
I ain't gettin' no closer! That's the ugliest hemmoroid I've ever seen!
That's all I can think of right now. Bye.
Chris
04-08-2007, 06:16 AM
http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=70232&stc=1&d=1173911441
Litter crisis! Shoe from giant's Monopoly game turns up on beach!
I didn't even know there WAS a Monopoly game devoted to beaches. Watch out! Here comes the dog!
vincenzz
05-31-2007, 11:59 AM
Create a Caption:
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Leila
06-01-2007, 01:45 AM
Frank has one serious case of morning wood...
Tahtiana
06-01-2007, 02:15 AM
Bob now ponders why he didn't just go with the enzyte promotion..
vincenzz
06-04-2007, 12:08 PM
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Bob suddenly realized he picked up a she-male.
chunky
06-04-2007, 03:07 PM
Frank was having trouble explaining the concept of 'portable glory-hole' to the emergency services!
vincenzz
06-07-2007, 12:04 PM
good one chunky, you should be a copy-writer.
99722
Excuse me miss, has my luggage arrived yet?
I really need my sunscreen lotion.
Did anyone else notice that is Chris standing at the counter nekkid?
Caption: I seem to have misplaced my clothes on the beach, but I'll have a coke and burger with fries.
Empress Lainie
06-07-2007, 04:52 PM
Don't you like my new clothes, they are so fittingt.
baller16
06-07-2007, 04:53 PM
good one chunky, you should be a copy-writer.
99722
Excuse me miss, has my luggage arrived yet?
I really need my sunscreen lotion.
dammit! this isn't the nudist colony? shit, the travel agency must've messed up again! you wouldn't by any chance happen to have a towel would ya? I was just in the pool and shrinkage ya know, wouldn't want the women getting the wrong impression about my lil buddy. (tell me you couldn't see that guy saying that, he looks like the type that would)
Great one baller, a medal for you, or is it a Pulitzer? No that's a beer, isn't it?
Chris
06-07-2007, 05:22 PM
Did anyone else notice that is Chris standing at the counter
Not me, but you can produce captions for either of these:
:) :) :) :)
Extract from the New England Journal of Medicine:
THIS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE DISEASE KNOWN AS ASIDISNISS SPOTASIA.
The drug companies are frantically searching for a cure. One company suggested the cure might simply age reversal.
Chris
06-07-2007, 05:28 PM
Extract from the New England Journal of Medicine:
THIS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE DISEASE KNOWN AS ASIDISNISS SPOTASIA.
The drug companies are frantically searching for a cure. One company suggested the cure might simply age reversal.
Do you mean I get to be 84 instead of 48?
Empress Lainie
06-07-2007, 05:55 PM
How asbout 18 instead of 48?
chunky
06-07-2007, 05:59 PM
"Bob woke with a start, and the horrifying realization that this time, his sleepwalking was really going to get him into trouble"
Perv79
06-07-2007, 06:57 PM
http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=98756&d=1180958762
Jackie was really starting to question her life.
Perv79
06-07-2007, 06:58 PM
hmm it looks like the quoting a picture system has changed. Anyone want to help me out?
chunky
06-07-2007, 07:32 PM
I save it to my docs and then upload it back as an attachment.
Perv79
06-07-2007, 07:35 PM
thanks
dragonflyjames
06-07-2007, 09:21 PM
Not me, but you can produce captions for either of these:
:) :) :) :)
As the interplanet probe neared the unexplored planet,there was silence in the control room.The planet assatoria was in sight!