If I was the opposite sex for a day...

[Katie Unleashed]

Simple little game....and one I tied myself into opening through the 'Horrible wish game'.
Just say what you would do if you could be the opposite sex for a day.

[Katie Unleashed]

I'll start then, predictably...

I'd pick up a nice looking girl and see what sex is like from the other side, bet I could hold off from cumming longer than most of you guys, hehe!

[Lexie.Con]

I wouldn't

Return calls
Turn up on time

I would

Expect my girl to be dressed and ready for sex when I turn up unannounced
Blame my girl for not acting sexy enough when I can't get hard after drinking too much

[anon y mouse]

id complain cos my dinner was late
id grumble cos i had no clean shirt
and id clear off to the pub if i was asked 1 more time to mend the fuse

[Katie Unleashed]

Haha Excellent.

I would leave the toilet seat up and miss the bowl with 90% of my spray:(

[Tightcuntlover]

Haha Excellent.

I would leave the toilet seat up and miss the bowl with 90% of my spray:(

LMAO..

You didn't strike me as one who would suffer from penis envy!

[anon y mouse]

LMAO..

You didn't strike me as one who would suffer from penis envy!

i wud leave my dirty clothes on the floor and wait for the laundry fairy

I would fart at every conceivable moment and expext people to laff

I would pull my stomach in every time a pretty girl passes

[Katie Unleashed]

I would have a secret stash of porn movies hidden on my computer in a hidden folder which I stupidly think nobody knows about, or regularly checks. haha!

[Tightcuntlover]

I would have a secret stash of porn movies hidden on my computer in a hidden folder which I stupidly think nobody knows about, or regularly checks. haha!

Haha.......What kind of useless bloke are you?

We all know about safe deposit boxes!!

[Katie Unleashed]

I would insist that I don't need a map or a sat-nav for a 10 mile journey, then continue to insist that I know exactly where i am and where I'm going an hour later in my now completely unfamiliar surroundings.:)

[Tightcuntlover]

I would insist that I don't need a map or a sat-nav for a 10 mile journey, then continue to insist that I know exactly where i am and where I'm going an hour later in my now completely unfamiliar surroundings.:)

Oh fuck......You suddenly became a proficient geographer?

Now I'm REALLY worried!

Best Wishes

[Diamond Jade]

I would only have the cognitive ability to do three things:
1. Scratch and spit.
2. Pick my nose and fart at the dinner table.
3. Swear as loud and as often as possible.
I know, technically that's five. Or maybe it's six, I don't know. I forget and I lost count, but remember the OP's question and suck my dick! :-E

[freethinker]

I'd have an extra place to put a cock and I'd be out to use it as much as possible...

[cijababe]

I'd frequently ask where things are, despite bring the only one to ever use them and have forbidden anyone else to touch ie maps, tools, glue etc.

And remember that the car keys are in my pocket after watching my partner frantically looking for them for at least half an hour....

[Pussy Patrol]

I'd see how much money I could make.

[daddy4adaughter]

I would lok myself in the bedroom for the whole day

For "education" perposes you understand!

[Isawred]

I would finally get the chance to see what it's like to hold all the cards where sex is concerned.

[freethinker]

Having had two holes filled with cock at one time, I'd had to see what it felt like to have three filled at once.

[johnnyboost]

I'd experience sex from a females perspective, not only would it be fun but it'd be a great learning experience on how to please my wife even better!

[umpire2]

Simple little game....and one I tied myself into opening through the 'Horrible wish game'.
Just say what you would do if you could be the opposite sex for a day.



If YOU were the opposite sex for a day, Katie, that would be the one day I wouldn't be all over you...;)

[pingopati]

I would go experience shopping from a female perspective and see what is it with shopping for long periods of time.

[redeyed]

I'd be licking Emily...

[dominatemeplease]

I'd beat the shit out of several people!

[freethinker]

if I was the opposite sex on the same day DMP was the opposite sex, I'd hunt her down and let her rape me...

[sullygom]

I'd put on my best trapping gear and go to Wetherspoon's with Katie !!!;)

[krissy'shot]

i'd win every pissing contest around! :excited:

[sullygom]

I'd try and trap Krissy in a sapphic sort of way !!:kiss:

[aesopstails]

If I woke up as a man tomorrow, I'd go find a time machine so I could fuck the female me today! (not vain, just needy!);)

[crazyazaindian]

ied find aesopstails and rape him/her as a her

[sullygom]

If I woke up as a man tomorrow, I'd go find a time machine so I could fuck the female me today! (not vain, just needy!);)


ah, shame !!!!;)

[aesopstails]

ah, shame !!!!;)

In case you haven't noticed, I don't seem to have any shame!:rolleyes:

[Maxwell Masamune]

Enjoy knowing what it's like to be right for once

[Oweena]

Been there done that. Liked it so much that I have kept doing it.

Before and After

[Chagrin]

If I was a woman for a day, I would try to give myself as many orgasms as possible (clitoral & g-spot), and have sex with a couple of guys, and I would take copious notes, so I could better describe the feeling of a female orgasm and sex from a female's point of view when I write my stories. Since I only know one side of things, I often feel that I can never accurately capture what it's like for girls. This would be my chance to find out.

[digital_sinnah]

(not vain, just needy!);)

ohhh hunny... why didn't you just tell me :rose:


:cool:

[liltxsmile]

Looks down......oh..my....Takes several pictures for later!!!!:eek::eek::excited:

[aesopstails]

ohhh hunny... why didn't you just tell me :rose:


:cool:

WHAT??? You didn't get my messages???


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[Wimmers]

Been there done that. Liked it so much that I have kept doing it.

Before and After
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That is brilliant.;)

[CDinKazoo]

Man, all of these are sexual. But mine totally is too.

I'd go shopping and buy a bunch of super sexy shoes and underwear and dresses, get a makeover, then go clubbing and pick up some a couple hot guys on the dance floor. Then I'd take them home and make them give me the Eiffel Tower. And if they came too soon, I'd go out and find a couple more.

Actually, can I be the opposite sex for a whole week? I'd like to do that every night. How about a year? That's not asking too much, is it? Just one year? :)

[Levi76]

I might have to call out of work for a few weeks. That's what vacation time will be used for:cool:

[MustDominate]

I honestly doubt I would even leave the bedroom the entire day. now if I had a week to two, ohhhhhh the things I could imagine doing

[galwayguy]

I would become gay.

[Pussy Patrol]

Manipulate a man

[ShadowsEdge]

I'd go shopping, find some good clothes, then go to a nightclub and enjoy myself, if you know what I mean. All day I'd be flirting with guys for no reason other than to screw with their heads. Once I was back home, I'd find out just how good a female orgasm is compared to a male's.

[cmvhunter]

Find a sexy outfit, grab some dildos and masterbate for hours so I can watch the video when I return to my normal self, kinda sick in a wierd way though lol

[pararoid]

I will check out my boob :))

[lilygirlslut]

i would find out how good it really feels to rub my cock head along wet lips.. ..cause it looks freaking amazing.

[BigBlkBeef]

The first hour I'd check myself out in the full length mirror naked. Next I'd masturbate for a good 5hours and see how a multiple orgasm feels. Then I go pick up some women and have an all women orgy of grindin, lickin, & caressing.

[lilygirlslut]

i would spend the whole day with my hands down my pants

[tesalj]

I probably need alot of batteries for the vibrator, are my breasts big or small-who cares I'll still caress them.... lol

[BigBlkBeef]

I would answer the door just jumping out of the shower with a towel only holding on to it with one hand and act as if I'm surprised I'm not appropriately dressed to answer the door. Then I'd make a few sexual inuindoes and not invite the person in.

[Uncaged]

Call in sick to work, then touch myself everywhere. Play with myself all day.


Then I would have an even better idea of how to drive ladies crazy.

[NoTopNoCollar]

try out all kinds of things like target shooting and sensitivity but most of all....just to have the hose attachment to piss standing up...

[Wafarer]

I assume I would be reasonably attractive? Then, well at least to start, I would get on a very sexy `hello sailor' outfit and head down to a local bar! ;)