Magical Soda Machine Game

[pornlover2112]

Instructions: You are in front of a magical soda machine, Come to find out you can insert anything and get anything back....

The first person will Insert something then the next replier will tell you what you get and insert something else


Let's Start Simple

Inserts- a Dollar

[pornlover2112]

Bump

Inserts - A dollar

[D.Evil]

...out comes four quarters


inserts two quarters

[pornlover2112]

Out comes a Asian man

Inserts A coke can.....

[D.Evil]

...out comes a policemans badge


inserts a rolling paper...

[luv2Blicked]

....out comes a splif


inserts a cow

[D.Evil]

(wow it is a majik soda machine)
...and out comes more people to play this game

inserts a finger...

[pornlover2112]

Out comes a foot.

Inserts a skull

[luv2Blicked]

out comes a pirate


inserts a tongue

[pornlover2112]

Out comes L2B's thong.......*Puts in pocket*

Inserts a midget

[Hau Rock]

out comes midget porn... you sick bastard

insert Japan

[pornlover2112]

Out Comes Samurai swords, Cosplay, and 60% of the worlds weird shit

Inserts Whatever the latest Saw movie is

[D.Evil]

...out comes a crimson spray of blood

inserts a floppy disc...

[pornlover2112]

out comes a sign that says "From what rock did you crawl out from under"

Inserts Scotland

[dominatemeplease]

Oh Happy Day. Out cums Sean Connery.

Inserts...my ex husband...beware next player.

[D.Evil]

...out comes a flacid strap-on

inserts an aborted fetus...

[pornlover2112]

Out comes Christopher Reeve

Inserts a porn video

[D.Evil]

...out comes "love gravy"


inserts Sara Palins severed head...

[pornlover2112]

Out comes a round of applause

Inserts The U.S. Constitution

[D.Evil]

...out comes a half a sheet of blotter acid

inserts a handful of random pharmacutials...

[pornlover2112]

Out comes the wonder drug called "Fuck it all"

Inserts the 18 1/2 missing minutes of the Watergate tapes

[D.Evil]

..out comes the exhumed corpse of Richard Nixon

inserts the exhumed corpse of Ronald Regan...

[pornlover2112]

Out comes an Uncle Ron bumber sticker

Inserts A Picture of My slutty Sub, Dominatemeplease

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes and aphrodisiac.

Insert any country music cd.

[Pussy Patrol]

Out comes a hammer to break the rest of those cd's


Insert the worn gstring from a marathon runner.

[D.Evil]

...out comes a used tampon


inserts a plastic bag...

[pornlover2112]

Out comes dead animal

Inserts England's Queen.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes Harry.

Insert Osama bin Laden

[luv2Blicked]

Out comes American drama

inserts the dead sea scrolls...

[pornlover2112]

Out comes a history channel Special

Inserts Capt. Jack Sparrow

[luv2Blicked]

Out comes a black pearl

Inserts the Pilsbury Dough Boy...

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a croissant.

Insert a used condom.

[pornlover2112]

out comes a fratt house

[dominatemeplease]

LMAO...Master, you forgot to insert something. Now I'm standing around waiting......

[pornlover2112]

Inserts Dominate's Soaking wet panties she has cummed in like 3 times

[dominatemeplease]

:eek: Those were my best panties, Master.

Out comes a thank you note.

Inserts invitation.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes a plane ticket

Inserts then Hentai Series Bible Black

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes an orgasm.

Inserts her collar.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes the Collar with Cum slut Embroiderd on it

Inserts Pornlover's Boxers

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a moan.

Inserts red vibrator.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes, A molded Dilldo of Pornlover

Inserts A cell phone

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a text "When and where"

Inserts a map of South Louisiana.

[D.Evil]

...out comes Tom Cruise standing on a box giving Ryan Seacrest anal sex (it's about time those two came out)


inserts a box of tissue...

[D-Lo]

out comes confetti


Insert a cheerleader....

[WhaWhaWha]

Out comes a marching band.

Inserts A hardcopy of the Obamacare plan

[pornlover2112]

Out comes A pharmacy exeutive

[Proteus20xx]

Insert: Jimmy Hoffa

[onehandedtypist]

Out comes Amelia Earhart Inserts a rabid polar bear

[jazzgrrl]

Out comes mouth foam...


Inserts a hammer..

[onehandedtypist]

Out comes Amelia Earhart Inserts a rabid polar bear

my post wouldn't edit .................and a bunch of code is coming out with my posts in edit mode:confused:

[*Golden*]

Out comes Mc

Inserts a keyboard...

[onehandedtypist]

Out comes a kaleidoscope


Inserts Sally Struthers....

[*Golden*]

Out comes starving African children.

Inserts Mary Kate and Ashley

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes half of a piece of Doublemint gum.

Inserts Freethinker's tongue.

[freethinker]

Out comes a very satisfied Dominatemeplease

Insert a keg of Guinness Stout

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a drunk bear and a drunker yak.

Insert a plane ticket.

[freethinker]

out pops a bear with his bags already packed

insert an umbrella

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a hard rain on a tin roof..(perfect for making love then falling asleep)

Inserts a No Doze

[freethinker]

out pops a wide awake sex crazed bear

inserts a pop tart

[dominatemeplease]

Out pops Britney Spears.


Inserts a pair of fur-lined handcuffs.

[freethinker]

out pops a bewildered bear

Inserts a mud bug

[dominatemeplease]

Out pops a coonass lady, sucking the head.

Inserts a Mississippi Mud cake.

[freethinker]

Out pops a bear licking his chops

Inserts fried catfish and hush puppies

[dominatemeplease]

Out pops a blow job.

Inserts a pair of crotchless panties.

[freethinker]

Out pops a clit lickin'

Inserts black beans and rice

[dominatemeplease]

Out pops a horny Mexican senorita.


Inserts red beans and rice.

[freethinker]

Out pops a bear looking for the mudbugs to go with it

Inserts a Mississippi Mud sammich

[D-Lo]

Out pops a horny girl looking for her brother.

Insert 1.21 gigawatts...

[nopanties]

out pops a Rabbit vibe

inserts a condom

[Formerly Yak]

out pops a Rabbit vibe

inserts a condom

out pops a Fleshlight


Inserts a wooden nickel

[nopanties]

out pops a wooden spoon
inserts a meatball

[SweetCheex]

out flops the pope in his undies
inserts a rice-cracker...

[nopanties]

out pops an Oreo

inserts an onion

out flops the pope in his undies
inserts a rice-cracker...

[SweetCheex]

out pops an Oreo

inserts an onion
out pops a pair of nipple tassels

inserts a vodka jelly...

[nopanties]

Out pop handcuffs

Inserts a sponge


out pops a pair of nipple tassels

inserts a vodka jelly...

[freethinker]

Out pops a pair of crotchless panties

Inserts an oversize dildo

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes vaginal fluids.

Inserts a dental dam.

[mistertheman]

Out comes vaginal fluids.

Inserts a dental dam.

Out comes dentures.

Inserts a rubber glove.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes Nurse Ratchet.

Inserts a speculum.

[freethinker]

out comes an aircraft carrier

inserts a baboon

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a horse's ass.

Inserts a yawn.

[freethinker]

out comes a slow night on xnxx

Inserts a pint of Jack Black

[SweetCheex]

out comes a slow night on xnxx

Inserts a pint of Jack Black
out comes a giant pot of honey with ur name on it!

Inserts a pink marshmellow

[krkjmst]

out comes the stay puft marshmallow man, in pink.

inserts the stay puft marshmallow man's hat.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a large jock strap.

Inserts a flat tire.

[SweetCheex]

out pops a unicycle

inserts a strawberry

[richief]

out pops a unicycle

inserts a strawberry

out pops a cheese cake

pops in a ferret

[TomConCon]

out pops another ferret

insert a porno magazine

[dominatemeplease]

Out pops a tissue.

Insert a vagina.

[SweetCheex]

Out pops a tissue.

Insert a vagina.
out pops a boobie!

inserts the other boob...

[dpv713]

...Out comes a black man.

In goes a golf ball.....

[SkoolGirl]

Out comes Jack Nicholas

In goes a pair of pantyhose

[Trillian]

out comes a pair of legs

in goes a pair of eyes

[aesopstails]

anti-spam bump

[aesopstails]

out comes a pair of legs

in goes a pair of eyes
out comes a pair of sunglasses
in goes a can of Spam

[D.Evil]

Out comes a twenty-five pound Turkish...

...inserts a frozen vodka margrita

[aesopstails]

out comes a shot of tequila
in goes a red lipstick

[digital_sinnah]

out comes a box set of lips

in goes a long thin dildo

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a used condom.


Inserts a diaphragm.

[D.Evil]

OMS...out comes the two quarters i put in this crazy thing a while ago.


inserts the two quarters again too fucking stupid to learn my lesson from what happened last time oh, i hope its a severed arm from a midget...so i can beat children with it and not get in trouble with the law

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a big, fat-ass question mark????

Inserts a WTF?

[digital_sinnah]

out comes an OMG


inserts green slime

[mrshark9322]

damn an irish lapracon came on

insert yellow peppers

[aesopstails]

out comes lemonade
insert hair net

[ancient_red]

out comes the lunch lady

Inserts a small withered animal corpse.

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes spaghetti carbonara


insert mushy bananas

[aesopstails]

out comes evil stunt monkey
insert can of alphabet soup

[ancient_red]

out comes number soup.

Insert the collected works of DeSade

[aesopstails]

out comes blood
insert false teeth

[ancient_red]

out comes a rubber chicken
insert a kitten

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes a tasty roast meat sandwich

insert Barry Manilow

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fpx_fpx6708bm_bmanilow1__oPt.jpg

roflmao

[aesopstails]

out comes Mandy
inserts raisins

[ancient_red]

out comes rabbits

inserts a $20 bill

[aesopstails]

out comes a fake I.D.
inserts a feather boa

[ancient_red]

Out comes a real boa

Inserts a candy bar

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes a dentist


insert a sexy nurse

[PxXxP]

out comes a nympho gynecologist


Inserts a bottle of Bailey's

[digital_sinnah]

out comes a drunk monkey - not of the stunt vareity


inserts a bag of pixie dust

[aesopstails]

out flies Tinkerbell
inserts toenail clippings

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes Uncle Ernie's dinner

insert a large dead salmon

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a tube of Vagisil.

Inserts a dead stunt monkey.

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes Barry fucking Manilow!


inserts lost panties and boots

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes thigh high stockings and a pair of crotchless undies.

Inserts a chaweenie dog.

[jordan9991]

comes out a Vietnamese restaurant

puts in a 18 inch cock....

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes buns, mustard and ketchup....


inserts a half-eaten banana

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes banana pudding.

Inserts a newbie.

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes an 18" cock....? :confused:


inserts Frank Zappa

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a full Moon.

Inserts Mick Jagger's lips.

[aesopstails]

Out comes brown sugar.
Inserts James Brown

[Caduceus]

Out comes Whitney Houston

Inserts a raven

[aesopstails]

Out comes my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Inserts a crucifix

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes your favorite childhood toy



insert cyanide

[Eric the Red]

Out comes Hitler's remains


Inserts fluffy puppy

[aesopstails]

out comes a pooper scooper
inserts sheet music

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes shredded sheet music



inserts a wig

[aesopstails]

out comes Dolly Parton

inserts a birdcage

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes pigeon poop.

Inserts a hair dryer.

[aesopstails]

Out comes Warren Beatty.
Inserts a coffeepot.

[D.Evil]

Out comes coffee and pot

inserts twelve and a half pounds of glitter

[aesopstails]

out comes Richard Simmons

inserts a pair of socks

[liltxsmile]

insert richard simmons

Outcomes bow flex

[aesopstails]

out come short-shorts
insert a calendar

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a bundle of joy (aesops put my rhythm calendar in the damn soda machine)

Inserts old crutches.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes laughter.....

Inserts a Dalek. ( Look it up if you don't get the reference)

[Eric the Red]

Out comes the cult of Skaro. ;)

Inserts a sonic screwdriver.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes a tardis

Inserts a Cybermen

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a fucking Webster's for dummies....

Inserts something fucking NORMAL.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes an error message " Warning Normal not Found"

Inserts My College ID

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a box of Magnum's;)

Inserts MY college ID.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes your assingments I gave during your class time and breaks.....;)

Inserts BP's CEO

[dominatemeplease]

Outcomes a cow's ass.

Inserts Barbara Walters.

[pornlover2112]

Out comes The cast of the View

Inserts Myself.

[aesopstails]

Out comes a poem.
Inserts a giraffe.

[digital_sinnah]

out comes the longest drink in town

http://www.dlish.co.nz/site/dlish/filesystem/images/posts/longest-drink2.jpg


inserts 7 dwarfs

[aesopstails]

out comes a "high ho"

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inserts wind chimes

[Formerly Yak]

out comes the "double rainbow guy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
(sorry just watch the vid I SWEAR there are wind chimes)

Insert a wooden nickel

[aesopstails]

Out comes a wooden indian

http://www.simplyangel.com/angelfiles/Graphics/Kaw-li-gaIndian.gif

Inserts a piece of chalk

[Formerly Yak]

Out comes. http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/chalk-art/amazing-sidewalk-chalk-art.jpg

Insert a statue of Jesus.

[aesopstails]

Out comes toast.

http://brainwagon.org/images/jesus_toast.jpg

Inserts a bible.

[Formerly Yak]

Out comes toast.

http://brainwagon.org/images/jesus_toast.jpg

Inserts a bible.

Out comes a coloring book half-filled in.


Insert a pack of Necco Wafer candies.

[aesopstails]

Out comes a candy necklace.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/candy-necklace431x300.jpg

Inserts a golf ball...

[Formerly Yak]

Out comes the missing woman from Tiger Woods affair. *ooof too low*

Insert a Spartan's shield

[aesopstails]

Out comes a Trojan horse

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2H0Y08E2-pKuslBohtxGWYvh5RZpbMbbqrGt6eXxewQ4tSng&t=1&usg=__VHtW7fscdLIaB7xKIaj2CFY50p4=

Inserts a cinder block

[Formerly Yak]

Out comes a Trojan horse

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2H0Y08E2-pKuslBohtxGWYvh5RZpbMbbqrGt6eXxewQ4tSng&t=1&usg=__VHtW7fscdLIaB7xKIaj2CFY50p4=

Inserts a cinder block

Out comes the head of Charlie Brown via Peanuts.

Insert a MetLife Snoopy statue

[aesopstails]

Out comes the Charlie Brown Dance... yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8XH4WDxP4&NR=1

Inserts the Great Pumpkin.

[Formerly Yak]

Out comes the Charlie Brown Dance... yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8XH4WDxP4&NR=1

Inserts the Great Pumpkin.

Out comes a Blankie... :oops: mine.

Insert a Drum

[aesopstails]

Out comes Ringo Starr.

Inserts my nipple...

[Formerly Yak]

Out comes Ringo Starr.

Inserts my nipple...
Out comes MY nipple... :confused:

Insert my Male Member.

[aesopstails]

Out comes a vintage Members Only Jacket.
Inserts a toe.

[Formerly Yak]

Out comes a vintage Members Only Jacket.
Inserts a toe.

Out comes my foot, stepping on it.

Insert my iPod

[aesopstails]

Out comes Made of Scars.

Inserts a Liberace album.

[digital_sinnah]

http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/liberace1.jpg

oh God...put it back!


Please insert a can of dog food

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a dog biscuit.

Insert Madonna's Corset.

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes a bag.....:confused:

http://www.newmoon.uk.com/goth/corset.jpg


inserts Stevie Wonder

[aesopstails]

out comes Ray Charles
inserts Miley Cyrus

[digital_sinnah]

Miley ain't no match for the Magical Soda Machines grinder attachment....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/314216481_b8f5163faf.jpg


Inserts some really really good acid

[aesopstails]

Out come the Oompa Loompas
(You may be too young for this, D.S. - from the original Willy Wonka movie, not the more recent Johnny Depp crap, but- trust me- it's applicable!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuD_9CSyXYg

Inserts Johnny Depp

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes my tongue!:excited:

Inserts Brad Pitt.

[aesopstails]

Out comes Gwyneth Paltrow's head!

Inserts Angelina Jolie.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes the demon from the Exorcist.

Inserts Tom Cruise.

[aesopstails]

Out comes L. Ron Hubbard on Oprah's couch.

Inserts a frying pan.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a knot on the side of his head.:excited:

Inserts a set of crutches.

[aesopstails]

Out comes me dancing.

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/top/dolls/dolls_307.gif (http://www.bigoo.ws/code/preview/218604.htm)

Inserts a g-string.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a pair of granny panties.

Inserts Lil Wayne.

[aesopstails]

Out comes Big Bertha.

Inserts a wine bottle.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes a cheese wheel.

Inserts a rabid cat.

[aesopstails]

Out comes one sick puppy.

Inserts a parachute.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes Plan B.


Inserts the pilot whose parachute you just stole.:eek:

[aesopstails]

Out comes a flight attendant.

Inserts a bag of peanuts.

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes King Nothing!!!!! *cries I'm so happy*

Inserts Deidre79.:excited:

[aesopstails]

Out comes ShakeZula:eek:
Inserts another thread about it from GD

[dominatemeplease]

Out comes nophest banning the inserter.


Inserts Freethinker.

[freethinker]

Out comes nophest banning the inserter.


Inserts Freethinker.

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insert Brad Pitt

[aesopstails]

Out comes Geena Davis & Susan Sarandon.

Inserts Dominatemeplease.

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes candy raining down from heaven :rose:


inserts aesops....



Out come the Oompa Loompas
(You may be too young for this, D.S. - from the original Willy Wonka movie....


hehehe...I'm not that young...I do remember the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder - and those Oompa Loompas were really wild on acid :excited:

[tesalj]

out comes NAUGHTY

inserts a wooden nickel

[digital_sinnah]

back outcomes a wooden nickel....good for f**king nothing :rose:


inserts 18kg of chedder cheese

[tesalj]

nothing comes out as the cheese melts, sticks to every mechanical part and breaks the damn machine, the people behind him are pissed grab you and .......

inserts DIGITAL SINNAH into themachine to clean out the damn 18kg of melted cheddar cheese....

[D.Evil]

...out comes a twelve ounce can of "T@b" it seems the machine is'nt magical anymore


inserts magic...

[tesalj]

out comes the magical mystery tour

insert AA batteries

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes a bunny.....

inserts 10kg of plastic expolsive

[D.Evil]

...out comes Pauly Shore (aka. the "weasle")

inserts a " half a pound of heroin"
(old ass LOA reference)

[tracjam]

out comes the DEA


insert a lawyer

[tesalj]

out comes an asshole of a politician

Insert disc of AC/DC - Highway To Hell

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes what it deserves....

http://www.myprojectstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/smashed-CD-300x199.jpg


inserts 4 salmon and a horny badger

[tracjam]

out comes a fucked up fish fry

insert a get out of jail free card

[tesalj]

out comes three top notch lawyers who break your bank account defending you over a $10 parking ticket

insert used condom

[cmvhunter]

out comes your lab results positive for ......

Insert frozen tv dinner

[tesalj]

Out comes mom with a home made meal

Insert toothbrush

[aesopstails]

out comes the Cheshire cat

inserts a mushroom

[tesalj]

out comes a cheese steak with the works

insert bolt washer and wing nut

[Caduceus]

http://99gorgeousgirls.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/unknown_asian_ass.jpg

Out comes her:rolleyes:

Inserts a cat in a blender

[chloroformboy]

Out comes Garey Busey, nude riding a flaming purple unicorn screaming about how bad the government is.

[BisexualKinkyGirl]

My best friend, Jeremy with a diamond ring asking me to marry him - I know LAME

[tesalj]

not sure if thats what you put in or came out so............out comes card reading error message

insert new boot drive to reset

[Wafarer]

Gets hard drive wiped out!

inserts, two roaches!

[tesalj]

out comes the Orkin Man

insert old nerf football

[pornlover2112]

Out Comes a Nerf Vortex Football.

Inserts What remains of M.Nightshamalan's(Sp?) Career as a Director

[tesalj]

out comes free tickets to the oscars

insert cue ball

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes Kojak (weird baldness reference)


insert Hello Kitty character candy

[tesalj]

out comes garfield

insert g-string underwear

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes tacky thong footwear

http://www.simply-sublime.com/flip-flop_bikini.jpg


inserts x-ray glasses

[aesopstails]

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/155448_main.jpg

out comes lead underwear (you perv!:eek:)

inserts a kaleidoscope

[digital_sinnah]

LOL...outcomes psychedelic underwear

http://www.tiedupanddyed.com/i//sept1009_005.JPG


insert three little pigs

[aesopstails]

(where did you get my pic???)

out comes bacon

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cLpx6t44WQyHZM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/633670037983168238_bacon.jpg&t=1

inserts three blind mice

[digital_sinnah]

(where did you get my pic???)



hehehehe...the power of the 'skin-ter net' (it even has a 'butt-flap')


outcomes kitty with bad eating habits

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/bodyrock666/foodz.jpg


insert a hickory-dickory-dock

[aesopstails]

and out comes a clock the mice will never run up

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-one-with-truth-one-with-lie-cats-clock.jpg

Inserts a bag of kitty litter

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes a mouse, way too cool for school and other assorted cats

http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/c537320e-fe74-442d-af91-e83744a6e366/uploadedartwork/650X650/3a49acc8-ce95-4e9e-af4f-1a44280bdb16.jpg



inserts 18 gallons of milk

[aesopstails]

what else could possibly come out but a truckload of Oreos:excited:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2042/2279399091_eefedb9ec2.jpg

inserts the driver of the Oreo truck

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes the Oreo truck man's transport home

http://goodmusicncoolstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/super-fat-man-on-a-scooter.jpg


inserts the need for speed

[aesopstails]

out comes the speed you need

http://www.narconon.ca/images/info_speed.jpg

inserts a pharmacist

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes our new best friend :cool:


inserts a farmer

[tesalj]

out comes a ceaser salad and a side of beef

insert TV remote

[aesopstails]

out comes a vintage TV character

http://www.goodwillnj.org/halloween/images/jeannie.gif

inserts an astronaut

[tesalj]

Out comes full box DVD of Planet of the Apes

insert Tiger Woods golf club

[aesopstails]

out comes a skank ho (or several!)
inserts a tennis racket

[tesalj]

out comes a badminton raquet which is more your speed

insert your sexy underwear

[aesopstails]

out comes a map to a nude beach
inserts a bottle of sunscreen

[tesalj]

outcomes a tropical paradise
insert tweetie bird

[aesopstails]

what else could possibly come out but Sylvester and Granny?

http://www.alexross.com/FF7.jpg

inserts a bird cage

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes kitty....locked inside the cage?? ok...weird

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:W1YuHHiPpv2qOM:http://fetishblogz.com/gs/thumbs/mfeed34/449/spandex-girl-499572ff.jpg&t=1



inserts magic 'make clothes invisible' dust...

[Mz.V.F]

Out comes see-through-edible undies

Inserts Dildo

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes a necessary ingredient

http://www.playthingys.com/catalog/images/Anal%20Lube%20Natural%205.1%20Ozz.jpg


inserts a giant lollypop

[Caduceus]

Out comes a gullible man


Inserts a bag of bunnies

[pornlover2112]

Out come The rabbits from Rayman Raving Rabbits

Inserts a 90's Era Printer.

[aesopstails]

Out comes Johannes Gutenberg
Inserts Martin Luther

[digital_sinnah]

out comes hope


inserts lust

[aesopstails]

out comes a HUGE orgasm
inserts the afterglow

[digital_sinnah]

outcomes paradise

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/17/ca/ae/beautiful-sunset.jpg


inserts filthy imagination

[aesopstails]

out comes you and I http://www.extremeskins.com/images/smilies/censored.gif

inserts a wink;)