Alternative meanings for everyday words.

[joe blobb]

This has flopped on every forum I've tried it so it may as well flop here too.

Alternative meanings for everyday words.

Adjudicator --- An Israeli who loathes penises.

Juniper ----- Israeli Child

Judicious ----- Israeli Tea Service.



p.s. They don't have to be Jewish.

[joe blobb]

sycophant a poorly big thing with a trunk.


pronoun a noun on the game

[joe blobb]

childhood A condom

[joe blobb]

fluctuations--------swearing at the Chinese.

[joe blobb]

property - what you get in a good greasy spoon cafe

[chunky]

Bordello . . . . an unenthusiastic greeting.

[chunky]

Chiropractor . . . . an Egyptian doctor.

[joe blobb]

crustacean A pakistani under a steam roller.


Gonorrhoea probable death from losing an ear.




Onomatopoeia - located on a carpet upstairs

[joe blobb]

bastardise - what Robert Mugabe sees with



barbiturate - pint puller you chewed out.

[vincenzz]

pasteurize: when something is too far to see; something out of your range of sight.

[chunky]

Vertigo . . . . how a German asks for directions.

[Levi76]

Esplanade - to attempt an explanation while drunk.



Proceed – A botanist

[joe blobb]

Weekend World

A tiny Scots bloke.

[joe blobb]

paralyse - what untruthful soldiers tell

[joe blobb]

pharmacist - helping out on a farm

[joe blobb]

insider - getting your end away


fornication a pakistani woman with three extra vaginas.



humorous - what women do to men

[umpire2]

CONCERT.......something to keep a prisoner's breath fresh

[JayneyRedd]

Concurrence - Small pieces of dried fruit eaten by prisoners.

[joe blobb]

flatulent ... allowing someone to borrow your apartment.




investigate - Top Gear masked driver had a meal in his underwear

[joe blobb]

fortitude

was of the opinion he masticated

[joe blobb]

geriatric - 3 goals for the German

[joe blobb]

capsize measure someones head for apparel.

[joe blobb]

exciting - spotting your former partner