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04-20-2010, 07:53 PM
This has flopped on every forum I've tried it so it may as well flop here too.
Alternative meanings for everyday words.
Adjudicator --- An Israeli who loathes penises.
Juniper ----- Israeli Child
Judicious ----- Israeli Tea Service.
p.s. They don't have to be Jewish.
04-20-2010, 08:01 PM
sycophant a poorly big thing with a trunk.
pronoun a noun on the game
04-20-2010, 08:11 PM
childhood A condom
04-20-2010, 08:12 PM
fluctuations--------swearing at the Chinese.
04-20-2010, 08:38 PM
property - what you get in a good greasy spoon cafe
04-21-2010, 10:47 PM
Bordello . . . . an unenthusiastic greeting.
04-22-2010, 12:34 AM
Chiropractor . . . . an Egyptian doctor.
04-22-2010, 10:04 AM
crustacean A pakistani under a steam roller.
Gonorrhoea probable death from losing an ear.
Onomatopoeia - located on a carpet upstairs
04-22-2010, 07:36 PM
bastardise - what Robert Mugabe sees with
barbiturate - pint puller you chewed out.
04-22-2010, 09:48 PM
pasteurize: when something is too far to see; something out of your range of sight.
04-23-2010, 01:39 AM
Vertigo . . . . how a German asks for directions.
04-23-2010, 02:23 AM
Esplanade - to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Proceed – A botanist
04-23-2010, 09:12 AM
A tiny Scots bloke.
04-23-2010, 09:13 AM
paralyse - what untruthful soldiers tell
04-23-2010, 09:13 AM
pharmacist - helping out on a farm
04-25-2010, 07:07 PM
insider - getting your end away
fornication a pakistani woman with three extra vaginas.
humorous - what women do to men
04-25-2010, 08:02 PM
CONCERT.......something to keep a prisoner's breath fresh
04-25-2010, 08:17 PM
Concurrence - Small pieces of dried fruit eaten by prisoners.
04-26-2010, 12:15 PM
flatulent ... allowing someone to borrow your apartment.
investigate - Top Gear masked driver had a meal in his underwear
04-27-2010, 08:32 AM
was of the opinion he masticated
04-27-2010, 01:36 PM
geriatric - 3 goals for the German
05-06-2010, 08:40 PM
capsize measure someones head for apparel.
05-27-2010, 04:55 PM
exciting - spotting your former partner