The Horrible Wish Game

[Andrea18]

I hope its ok a noob like me starts a forum game.I played this on another board and it ended up very funny.

The way you play:
Some one makes a wish and posts it. The next person to post is the one who grants the previose(sp?) persons wish but then makes it go bad.The second person then gets to make a wish of his or her own and see the out come of it. I'll give an example since I'm bad at explaining it.

1st person:
I wish for a new car

2d person:
Wish granted. The tires fall off your car. I wish for a baloney sandwich

Hope this helped explain it better. I guess I'll start us off.

I wish I could find my mp3 player.

[bigbird]

Your wish has been fulfilled - unfortunately I recorded way too many sounds of me whacking off on it instead of your own tunes.

Personally I wish your panties would fall off !

[Empress Lainie]

You got your wish but it was MY panties that fell off.

I wish for a great job where all I have to do is be there and get paid lots of money

[Lioness]

Your wish is granted but the company went broke.

I wish for a new house.

[Empress Lainie]

You got a huge new mansion in California on the coast, but a mudslide destroyed it.

[Lioness]

You're in rare form this morning, Z!!! Make a wish...

[Empress Lainie]

whups got so carried with that I forgot to make one....

I wish for endless ice cream sundaes brought to me by beautiful naked women

[baller16]

you get ice cream sundaes but their a flavor you don't like and the women turn out to be trannies

I wish I had a new basketball

[Silverballs]

You get your ball, but the ball has a hole that lets air out.

I wish I had something to drink

[Lioness]

You get a new basketball, but it's flat and you can't find the needle to the pump.

I wish for a new car.

[Lioness]

You get your ball, but the ball has a hole that lets air out.

I wish I had something to drink

You get your drink, but there's something floating in it..

[chnrgr]

You get a new basketball, but it's flat and you can't find the needle to the pump.

I wish for a new car.

You get a new car but it is a Yugo.

I wish I had a bike.

[Lioness]

You get a new car but it is a Yugo.

I wish I had a bike.

You get a bike and someone steals it.

[chnrgr]

You get a bike and someone steals it.

:cry: :cry:

[Feanaur]

You get a bike and someone steals it.

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

[baller16]

you get her but she gives you a rare incurable STD

I wish I was at the beach

[Silverballs]

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

You get your chick but it turns out that the cans stuck.

I wish for an aspirin

[Lioness]

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

You get one, but she's a horse.

[chnrgr]

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this
She shakes her hips and all you get is a can full of warm foamy beer!

I wish for some Panama Red:rolleyes:

[Lioness]

you get her but she gives you a rare incurable STD

I wish I was at the beach

You're at the beach and a hurricane hits!

[Feanaur]

You get your chick but it turns out that the cans stuck.

I wish for an aspirin
Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions

[chnrgr]

you get her but she gives you a rare incurable STD

I wish I was at the beach

You are sunning at the beach and here comes a tsunami!

[Silverballs]

Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions

You get your wish, but it's a he and it's a gorilla!!

I wish for an apple pie

[baller16]

Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions
you get the monkey but he rapes you in your sleep

I wish I had some mt. Dew

[chnrgr]

Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions

You get your monkey but he tells all to your girl.

[Lioness]

You get your wish, but it's a he and it's a gorilla!!

I wish for an apple pie

You get your apple pie, but there's a WORM in it!!

I wish for a trip to Italy.

[Lioness]

you get the monkey but he rapes you in your sleep

I wish I had some mt. Dew

You get WHAT you think is mt. Dew, but it's not.

I wish to be tall.

[Silverballs]

You get your apple pie, but there's a WORM in it!!

I wish for a trip to Italy.

You get your trip to italy, but you're handcuffed to a smelly hairy fat guy who sweats all the time.

I wish I had a camera!

[Lioness]

You get your trip to italy, but you're handcuffed to a smelly hairy fat guy who sweats all the time.

I wish I had a camera!

And that's just WRONG!!!

You get your camera and when you take your film in to be developed, you get arrested!!

[Silverballs]

And that's just WRONG!!!

You get your camera and when you take your film in to be developed, you get arrested!!

I didn't make the rules, you forgot your wish.

[chnrgr]

You get WHAT you think is mt. Dew, but it's not.

I wish to be tall.

You grow tall and then bang your head in every doorway.

I wish I had a Bug Eye Sprite.

[Lioness]

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

You get her, but she dumps you because she can't feel your cock when you're in her.

I wish I was a singer.

[Lioness]

I didn't make the rules, you forgot your wish.

I wish I had more discipline.

[Silverballs]

You get a v chip that sends a few hundred volts through your body every time you THINK of ANYTHING that makes you feel good.

I wish I were in less pain.

[Lioness]

You get a v chip that sends a few hundred volts through your body every time you THINK of ANYTHING that makes you feel good.

I wish I were in less pain.

You take a pain pill, but then are out of it, you miss getting taken advantage of!!

I wish I could take salsa lessons.

[Snoochies]

You take Salsa lessons and fall madly in love with your instructor, Carlos. He sweeps you off your feet and you get married. The relationship goes great and the marriage is a happy blessed union.

........Until you walk in one night and catch Carlos in bed with Juan, the pool boy.




I want to get some money saved up and marry my BF.

[dragonflyjames]

You save up money and get married,only to find out your boyfriend is your brother. I wish I could go back to Maui.

[Silverballs]

You save up money and get married,only to find out your boyfriend is your brother. I wish I could go back to Maui.

You get on the plane to Maui and end up in some sort of twilight zone from the Langoliers!

I wish I was better at math.

[Rockprincess]

You become a math whiz and find the world doesn't us it anymore.....:(

I wish for a million dollars!!!:kiss:

[Snoochies]

You win a million dollars in the lottery. You go out and buy yourself a new convertible. On the way to the lottery office the wind catches the ticket and it goes flying away.

I wish for........hmmmmmmm. I wish for my dog to still be alive.

[tweedgirl]

gives RP a million bucks..... but RP gets arrested coz its counterfeit...

i wish my boss would give me a month off :)

[Feanaur]

You win a million dollars in the lottery. You go out and buy yourself a new convertible. On the way to the lottery office the wind catches the ticket and it goes flying away.

I wish for........hmmmmmmm. I wish for my dog to still be alive.
He is, but he has become the undead, and now stalks squirles at night, to drain their blood.

I wish that I had a new laptop, the newest and best.

[nikki93]

you got your wish but you downloaded too much porn and now it's packed with viruses


i wish a had a black mercedes

[Feanaur]

you got your wish but you downloaded too much porn and now it's packed with viruses


i wish a had a black mercedes
[Imma have fun with this one, babe] You get it, but it comes with a body in the trunk, and now you go to jail....but I am a security guard there, and rape you every night....

I wish Nikki93 was here right now so I could fuck her 24/7

[Snoochies]

Tweed- Your boss not only gives you a month off......he tells you not to bother coming back b/c your fired.

Fean- You get a laptop....the newest and best. The next day they release a smaller better "virtual" laptop. It's the size of a quarter and is so perfect no one ever bothers making another computer again.

I wish I could get paid to watch movies all day.

[Snoochies]

[Imma have fun with this one, babe] You get it, but it comes with a body in the trunk, and now you go to jail....but I am a security guard there, and rape you every night....

I wish Nikki93 was here right now so I could fuck her 24/7
mmmmmmmmmm.....I wish I was riding in the car with Nikki.

[Feanaur]

mmmmmmmmmm.....I wish I was riding in the car with Nikki.

you are, but she is busy the whole tyme fucking me, and you are tortured and made to watch...

I wish for an unlimited supply of Monster and Jagermeister.

[Snoochies]

Awwwwww! C'mon Fean....couldn't you screw me a FEW times????

[Feanaur]

Awwwwww! C'mon Fean....couldn't you screw me a FEW times????
Nope, only slaves....I am very loyal to my subjects......sorry. Snoochs. But you could watch and film it all, I promise....

I wish the above would take place [I.E. snoochies films me and Nikki]

[Snoochies]

Na. I'm not into watching. I LOVE to get in on the action.

[Feanaur]

Na. I'm not into watching. I LOVE to get in on the action.
Well, talk to Nikki about it....I've seen your pictures....I would be okay, but I don't know about Nikki. Yep, it would be all up to her.

[Andrea18]

Nope, only slaves....I am very loyal to my subjects......sorry. Snoochs. But you could watch and film it all, I promise....

I wish the above would take place [I.E. snoochies films me and Nikki]

wow this game is going alot better then i thought. yay im so proud of my little thread

Wish Granted. Snoochies films Nikki and Fean bangin. The filminn turns all parties involved on sooooo much that all 3 people orgasm at the same time. This creates a tidal wave of cum that unfortunately washes the camera away never to been seen by anyone ever again. Aint that a bitch?

I wish I had the body of an exotic dancer. I have a feeling this wont end well. hehehe:mrgreen:

[Rockprincess]

Sorry Andrea you get your incredible body, but chunky is in!!!

I wish I could go South for the cold months!!!:cool:

[Silverballs]

Sorry Andrea you get your incredible body, but chunky is in!!!

I wish I could go South for the cold months!!!:cool:

You go south but get caught up in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

I wish that my garden was perfect and without flaw!

[Andrea18]

Ahh what the hell wish granted. You have the most perfect and flawless garden in all the land. But rotten little kids and their dog come and trample it to ruins.

I wish for a fish. A fish for my dish I wish

[Rockprincess]

Okay Andrea, you get a fish for your dish, but the fish is big time spoiled!!!

I wish for a bar to own and play in!!!:kiss:

[Silverballs]

Okay Andrea, you get a fish for your dish, but the fish is big time spoiled!!!

I wish for a bar to own and play in!!!:kiss:

You get that bar. A large metal pipe that they use in contruction that's underwater and houses a load of leeches.

I wish to meet RP! Haha

[Feanaur]

You get that bar. A large metal pipe that they use in contruction that's underwater and houses a load of leeches.

I wish to meet RP! Haha
You meet her, and shes this guy

[baller16]

Ahh what the hell wish granted. You have the most perfect and flawless garden in all the land. But rotten little kids and their dog come and trample it to ruins.

I wish for a fish. A fish for my dish I wish
what are you Dr. Seuss?

[Andrea18]

No I just finished babysitting little ones so kinda got suess on the brain.

[baller16]

oo I see, well it started to rub off on me at first, think Fean will ever post a wish?

[Andrea18]

he posted the one about him and nikki being taped while sexin it up. im scared that i made the out come so horrible he doesnt want to make more wishes. if this is true then im sad now:( .its usually the unique ones that are the most interesting

[Andrea18]

Oh yea Im sorry for the Suess rubbin off on you.

[baller16]

ehh shit happens, and you seem to be pretty unique so you can fill in

[Rockprincess]

You meet her, and shes this guy
Gee Fean, thanks a million!!!:eek: :eek:

You never know it could be true!!!!..........................................................................NOT!!!

[Lioness]

I wish people wouldn't derail threads all the time...it's SO annoying. *said with tongue in cheek ;) *

[Feanaur]

My wish is to meet a 400 pound half tranny cowboy six toes on each foot that will do what I want when I want...[yeah, make that worse than it already is. lol]

[Lioness]

My wish is to meet a 400 pound half tranny cowboy six toes on each foot that will do what I want when I want...[yeah, make that worse than it already is. lol]

You get your 400 pound half tranny cowboy six toes on each foot that will do what you want when you want AND he wears his spurs when he sits on you and crushes you to death.

[Erica2020]

My wish is to meet a 400 pound half tranny cowboy six toes on each foot that will do what I want when I want...[yeah, make that worse than it already is. lol]


you met the tranny, but u found out after a long talk that he was a long lost brother of urs ! =X ut ohhh

my wish is to lose weight

[Matthew Murdock]

My wish is to meet a 400 pound half tranny cowboy six toes on each foot that will do what I want when I want...[yeah, make that worse than it already is. lol]
After you do want you when you want you find out you're long lost brothers.

I wish for world peace.

[Feanaur]

you met the tranny, but u found out after a long talk that he was a long lost brother of urs ! =X ut ohhh

my wish is to lose weight

Your wish is granted, but you become the next anorexic chick on the news for dying of malnurishment.

I wish I was a Vampyr

[Matthew Murdock]

you met the tranny, but u found out after a long talk that he was a long lost brother of urs ! =X ut ohhh

my wish is to lose weight
Ha great minds think a like.

[baller16]

Your wish is granted, but you become the next anorexic chick on the news for dying of malnurishment.

I wish I was a Vampyr
you become a Vampyr but get eaten by somebody who wished to be a zombie

I wish I had some new clothes

[Lioness]

After you do want you when you want you find out you're long lost brothers.

I wish for world peace.

You get world peace for one nano second and then all hell breaks loose...again!

I wish I had long nails.

[Empress Lainie]

You lost weight, and blew away in a tornado and ended up in OZ

I wish for Rock Princess, or NBN, or Lor

[Rockprincess]

You get a whole new very sexy wardrobe, but you move to a nudist colony!!!

I wish for a rich, good looking lover!!!:kiss:

[Erica2020]

Ha great minds think a like.


wait what were we thinkin the same about ?? haah

[Old Tool]

You get a whole new very sexy wardrobe, but you move to a nudist colony!!!

I wish for a rich, good looking lover!!!:kiss:


you get me instead :rolleyes:

I wish for smoother skin on my hands.

[Erica2020]

You get a whole new very sexy wardrobe, but you move to a nudist colony!!!

I wish for a rich, good looking lover!!!:kiss:


u get a rich good lookin lover , but unfortunetly hes impenant (sp?)

i wish i was always in a happy mood

[Matthew Murdock]

you met the tranny, but u found out after a long talk that he was a long lost brother of urs ! =X ut ohhh



After you do want you when you want you find out you're long lost brothers.

.

wait what were we thinkin the same about ?? haah
This

[Rockprincess]

you get me instead :rolleyes:

I wish for smoother skin on my hands.
You'll do honey-pie!!!:kiss:

[Erica2020]

This


LMAO i didnt even seee that !!!
hahah weird !

good thinking u copy cat ! :D

[Matthew Murdock]

u get a rich good lookin lover , but unfortunetly hes impenant (sp?)

i wish i was always in a happy mood
And you are after they give you your meds at the mental hospital

i wish I had a 14" pianist.

[Lioness]

you get me instead :rolleyes:

I wish for smoother skin on my hands.

You get smoother skin on your hands and you're asked to model your hands in a TV commercial for a famous brand of dish detergent.

[deadboy]

L you forgot to make a wish. He He.

I wish I could read people's thoughts.

[dragonflyjames]

Granted! You can read peoples thoughts and you find out that nobody likes you! .......I wish I had a really hot girlfriend!

[Andrea18]

And you are after they give you your meds at the mental hospital

i wish I had a 14" pianist.

Instanly I thought of the intro to the simpsons where Bart is writing on the chalk board "I will stop talking about the 10 inch pianist"

[Andrea18]

Granted! You can read peoples thoughts and you find out that nobody likes you! .......I wish I had a really hot girlfriend!

Eh wish granted. You get a really hot girlfriend but you cant get it up in bed for her. She leaves you soley for the reason that you stay flaccid. E.D. is a bitch aint it? :p

[Andrea18]

Oh yea I forgot to wish.

I wish that I could blow your fucking mind with this wish. heh:p

[bigbird]

Well my mind was blown - but that didn't take long!

I wish for a world where hot women have to walk around butt naked!

[Empress Lainie]

You get your wish but they are covered in flames and you can't touch them.

I wish for vacation in Switzerland

[bigbird]

You get your wish but they are covered in flames and you can't touch them.

I wish for vacation in Switzerland

Your vacation is somewhat ruined by being assaulted on the plane by a 12 foot rubber penis called Eric

I wish that the hot women naked weren't on fire anymore !

[chunky]

They're no longer on fire, but your eyesight has failed and you can't see them!

I wish I could forget the past and look to the future.

[nikki93]

this thread is hysterical..

you get your wish, you see into the future and see that your a broke, smelly, fat guy and can no longer find your cock due to your stomach rolls.


i wish i had a tan

[Lioness]

You get your wish, but the tanning solution they spray you with turns your whole body bright ORANGE!!

I wish I were down to my favorite weight.

[chunky]

You get down to your favourite weight, then plump comes back into fashion.

I wish I wasn't a broke, smelly, fat guy who can no longer find his cock due to his stomach rolls.

[Lioness]

You get down to your favourite weight, then plump comes back into fashion.

I wish I wasn't a broke, smelly, fat guy who can no longer find his cock due to my stomach rolls.

Me too!!! hahaha

You get your wish...you invent something and become rich so you can afford to buy soap and a good deodorant...you work out at the gym and get buff so you can find your long-lost cock, and then you walk out of the gym and get hit by a bus.

I wish I had a steak.

[chunky]

Me too!!! hahaha

You're a GUY!!!

[YoungInnocenceLost]

You get down to your favourite weight, then plump comes back into fashion.

I wish I wasn't a broke, smelly, fat guy who can no longer find his cock due to his stomach rolls.

Your wish is granted but you find that your cock shrunk to the size of an inch worm :(

I wish I had something to do...

[chunky]

Your wish is granted but you find that your cock shrunk to the size of an inch worm :(

I wish I had something to do...

You can help me grow my inch-worm cock again.....:-D

I wish I had some food in the fridge!

[YoungInnocenceLost]

Me too!!! hahaha

You get your wish...you invent something and become rich so you can afford to buy soap and a good deodorant...you work out at the gym and get buff so you can find your long-lost cock, and then you walk out of the gym and get hit by a bus.

I wish I had a steak.

your wish is granted but you have no A1 sauce...

previous wish stands ...

[YoungInnocenceLost]

You can help me grow my inch-worm cock again.....:-D

I wish I had some food in the fridge!

your wish is granted... but it's all tofu :P

I wish I didn't have to do school work soon :(

[Lioness]

You're a GUY!!!

Yes...I wished YOU weren't a broke, smelly fat guy who couldn't find his cock, too...and you forgot to grant me my wish!!

[chunky]

Me too!!! hahaha

You get your wish...you invent something and become rich so you can afford to buy soap and a good deodorant...you work out at the gym and get buff so you can find your long-lost cock, and then you walk out of the gym and get hit by a bus.

I wish I had a steak.

Ok, you get your steak........through the heart.....OUCH...:-D

[Feanaur]

Ok, you get your steak........through the heart.....OUCH...:-D
Hey now, I do not take kindly to stakes through hearts, man. lol

I wish for an even more advanced coffin with a built in vacuum [guess what that's for?]

[Lioness]

Ok, you get your steak........through the heart.....OUCH...:-D

Wait!! Wasn't that for Feanaur????????? :eek:
*Lioness keels over, sticks her legs straight up in the air and has little "x's" on her eyes*

[Lioness]

*Lioness jumps up b/c Feanaur sneaks up behind and scares her while posting at the same time!!*

[Feanaur]

*Lioness jumps up b/c Feanaur sneaks up behind and scares her while posting at the same time!!*
Don't be too scared, I would never hurt a pussy....I love cats [Feanaur hold out hand for Lioness to nuzzle.] "there's a good kitty"
hehe,

[Lioness]

Don't be too scared, I would never hurt a pussy....I love cats [Feanaur hold out hand for Lioness to nuzzle.] "there's a good kitty"
hehe,

Well, that's a big relief!!!

And you get your wish with the advanced coffin and vacuum and your dick gets sucked completely off!!

I wish for fame and fortune.

[Feanaur]

Well, that's a big relief!!!

And you get your wish with the advanced coffin and vacuum and your dick gets sucked completely off!!

I wish for fame and fortune.
You get your wish, but OMGWTFBBQ turns into your privet stalker and molests your cat while you are away from home.....

I wish that my dick gets put back on, with a built in vibrate mode...

[nikki93]

you get your wish, your dick gets put back on, with a built in vibrate mode... but you attract nothing but gay guys

i wish i had a jaccuzzi

[Feanaur]

you get your wish, your dick gets put back on, with a built in vibrate mode... but you attract nothing but gay guys

i wish i had a jaccuzzi
You get it, but my dick shorts in it, and electrocutes us both...[I love shock sex]

I wish that I could cum for 24 hours straight.

[Lioness]

You get your wish, but OMGWTFBBQ turns into your privet stalker and molests your cat while you are away from home.....

I wish that my dick gets put back on, with a built in vibrate mode...

oooo? *Lioness temporarily forgets about the game and thinks of a vibrating mode dick* um..uh...what?

Oh yeah...you get your wish and then it short circuits and fries your balls.

I wish I were in Ireland.

[Rockprincess]

You get to go to Ireland L, but when you arrive they send you right home!!!:(

I wish I didn't have to spend hours making ravioli today!!!

[Feanaur]

oooo? *Lioness temporarily forgets about the game and thinks of a vibrating mode dick* um..uh...what?

Oh yeah...you get your wish and then it short circuits and fries your balls.

I wish I were in Ireland.
you're in ireland...but you get drunk, and Leprochauns rape you as you sleep..

I wish I were in Germany

[Lioness]

I wish I didn't have to spend hours making ravioli today!!![/quote]

You get your wish, but you run out of vodka!!

you're in ireland...but you get drunk, and Leprochauns rape you as you sleep..

Drat!!!

I wish I were in Germany

You're in Germany, but hit a time warp...

I wish I had a housekeeper.

[Old Tool]

I wish I had a housekeeper.


your sneaky housekeeper tricks you, kicks you out and keeps your house.

I wish I could fly.

[Silverballs]

You're in Germany, but hit a time warp...

I wish I had a housekeeper.

You get your housekeeper, but he's a thief and an illegal alien who gets you jailed for harbouring an illegal alien!!

I wish I could come up with a cure for aids!

[Lioness]

your sneaky housekeeper tricks you, kicks you out and keeps your house.

I wish I could fly.

You get your housekeeper, but he's a thief and an illegal alien who gets you jailed for harbouring an illegal alien!!

I wish I could come up with a cure for aids!

OT - You get your wish to fly, but you are so in awe while looking down at the ground, you crash into a mountain.

SB - You come up with a cure for AIDS, but it's too late...:(

I wish I were a rock singer.

[Silverballs]

OT - You get your wish to fly, but you are so in awe while looking down at the ground, you crash into a mountain.

SB - You come up with a cure for AIDS, but it's too late...:(

I wish I were a rock singer.

You get your wish, but you accidentally drink lye and go mute.

I wish I had a good song to listen to.

[Lioness]

You get your wish, but you accidentally drink lye and go mute.

I wish I had a good song to listen to.

You get a good song to listen to and then your power goes out.

I wish I had someone to make me lunch.

[Feanaur]

You get your wish, but you accidentally drink lye and go mute.

I wish I had a good song to listen to.
You get your wish, but it is corrupted, and skips all the tyme,

I wish I could have Seen Led Zeppelin live before Bonham's death

[Silverballs]

You get your wish, but it is corrupted, and skips all the tyme,

I wish I could have Seen Led Zeppelin live before Bonham's death

You get your wish but just before the band started playing an ass behind you knocks you out so you miss the whole show!!!:eek:

I wish i could travel through time whenever I wanted!

[baller16]

You get your wish, but it is corrupted, and skips all the tyme,

I wish I could have Seen Led Zeppelin live before Bonham's deathyou see them but then die immediately after and your body goes through what happens to that guy in Naked Gun

You get a good song to listen to and then your power goes out.

I wish I had someone to make me lunch.

you get lunch but it's poisoned


I wish I had some ice cream

[nikki93]

you get your ice cream, but it melts before you get to eat it


i wish i had a cook

[baller16]

you get a cook but she turns out to be a bull dyke

I wish I had a pool

[Lioness]

you get a cook but she turns out to be a bull dyke

I wish I had a pool

You get your pool, but there are sharks in it!

I wish I were on a tropical island.

[nikki93]

you get your pool, but i jumped in and drowned you. (awwww...:( )

damnit L!! you get your island, but theres cannibals

i wish i had x-ray vision

[baller16]

so I got drowned by nikki and then eaten by sharks? wow, that really sucks

you get x ray vision but only to be able to see through unattractive people's clothes

I wish I had a monkey

[Feanaur]

so I got drowned by nikki and then eaten by sharks? wow, that really sucks

you get x ray vision but only to be able to see through unattractive people's clothes

I wish I had a monkey
You get one, but it was owned by Micheal Jackson, and tries to hump your leg while you sleep.

I wish I could fly like a birdy

[Silverballs]

You get one, but it was owned by Micheal Jackson, and tries to hump your leg while you sleep.

I wish I could fly like a birdy

You get your wish. You fly like a birdy. A chicken birdy.

I wish I had good luck!

[Lioness]

You get your wish. You fly like a birdy. A chicken birdy.

I wish I had good luck!

You get good luck, but the horseshoe falls on your head and gives you a concussion.

I wish I were getting laid right now.

[Silverballs]

You're getting laid ... but by an elephant.

I wish that cheetahs weren't so fast!!

[Lioness]

You're getting laid ... but by an elephant.

I wish that cheetahs weren't so fast!!

:eek:
You outrun the cheetah but drop dead from a heart attack.

I wish I could pry myself away from here to get some things done.

[Feanaur]

:eek:
You outrun the cheetah but drop dead from a heart attack.

I wish I could pry myself away from here to get some things done.
You leave, but the urge to come back is so great, you become insane and go to the luny bin

I wish to be loved by Hitler, Stalin, Caeser, Bush, and all the publik enamies, so I can backstab them and piss down their throats.

[twisted one]

You leave, but the urge to come back is so great, you become insane and go to the luny bin

I wish to be loved by Hitler, Stalin, Caeser, Bush, and all the publik enamies, so I can backstab them and piss down their throats.

You get your wish, but being the kind of people they are, they backstab you first.

I wish for world peace.

[Silverballs]

You leave, but the urge to come back is so great, you become insane and go to the luny bin

I wish to be loved by Hitler, Stalin, Caeser, Bush, and all the publik enamies, so I can backstab them and piss down their throats.

You get their love, but it turns out to be gay love and they have their way with you in a secret gay orgy over and over again.

I wish that my clothes never got dirty.

[Lioness]

You get their love, but it turns out to be gay love and they have their way with you in a secret gay orgy over and over again.

I wish that my clothes never got dirty.

You get your wish and end up living in a nudist colony where you get poison ivy ALL over your body.

I wish I could oil paint.

[Silverballs]

You get your wish and end up living in a nudist colony where you get poison ivy ALL over your body.

I wish I could oil paint.

You get your wish but the world runs out of oil just when you learn.

I wish I could train dogs!

[twisted one]

You get your wish and end up living in a nudist colony where you get poison ivy ALL over your body.

I wish I could oil paint.

LOL...good one!

[baller16]

You get your wish but the world runs out of oil just when you learn.

I wish I could train dogs!
you learn how to train dogs but they end up eating you alive

I wish I had a big juicy steak

[Tahtiana]

youre dog is waiting for you on your door step.. but since its been dead for awhile.. its a bit of a zombie dog..

i wish i had a boyfriend..

[Lioness]

youre dog is waiting for you on your door step.. but since its been dead for awhile.. its a bit of a zombie dog..

i wish i had a boyfriend..

You get your wish and he's a mama's boy who takes her side everytime you two have a disagreement.

I wish I were in Holland.

[Lioness]

you learn how to train dogs but they end up eating you alive

I wish I had a big juicy steak

You get your steak, but it's a BULL and is still alive in your room!!!

[Tahtiana]

youre in holland.. only its 3rd grade substitute teacher NAMED Holland's vagina..

i wish the men here werent so stupid..

[Lioness]

youre in holland.. only its 3rd grade substitute teacher NAMED Holland's vagina..

i wish the men here werent so stupid..

I'm sorry Tat...I can't grant your wish b/c I don't think they are...maybe someone else might...

[baller16]

I think she means in her area, right Taht?

ok the men in your area become smarter but then they build robots instead of wanting to be with you

I wish I had an endless supply of pudding

[getmehot]

I think she means in her area, right Taht?

ok the men in your area become smarter but then they build robots instead of wanting to be with you

I wish I had an endless supply of pudding

you get an endless supply of pudding.....but you get it in a large swimming pool that has monkeys playing in it

i wish i could travel the world

[baller16]

shit, that's doubly awesome, yes I just said doubly

you travel the world but your plane crashes on some deserted or thought to be deserted island and you become queen of the ape ladys

I wish I had an artic swirl (ice cream thing)

[Andrea18]

You're in Germany, but hit a time warp...


LEEEETS DOOOO THE TIIIME WAAARP AGAAAIN!!!!!!

[Andrea18]

this thread is hysterical..

thanks. im glad i started it:)

I wish could get laid every hour, on the hour.

[baller16]

you get laid but it's by an ugly fat sweaty bald man

I wish I wasn't so damn bored

[Andrea18]

you get laid but it's by an ugly fat sweaty bald man

I wish I wasn't so damn bored

awww poopies.

fine wish granted. you are no longer board you are block. play on words is fun :)

[baller16]

wow soooooo cheesy

[Tahtiana]

ops.. yeah i meant the men in my area..

*looks*

aww.. no wishes to grant.. oh well.. guess i'll just make one of my own..

im at work.. and i wish i wasnt..

[baller16]

you leave work but get fined a year's pay for doing so

I wish I didn't have to sit on my ass

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by chunky http://forum.xnxx.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?p=279087#post279087)
You're a GUY!!!

HELL NO I'M NOT!!

[Rockprincess]

you leave work but get fined a year's pay for doing so

I wish I didn't have to sit on my ass
Doesn't have to sit on his butt anymore, but has to spend the rest of his life standing up!!!

I wish someone would clean for me tonight!!!:D

[Lioness]

Doesn't have to sit on his butt anymore, but has to spend the rest of his life standing up!!!

I wish someone would clean for me tonight!!!:D

Your wish is granted, but the clean up crew is a bunch of chimps!!

I wish I had a kahlua and milk.

[Erica2020]

Your wish is granted, but the clean up crew is a bunch of chimps!!

I wish I had a kahlua and milk.


u had a sombrero but u realized after u drank half the cup that ur milk was sour

i wish i wasnt so tired

[dragonflyjames]

Granted,Your not tired,but you took speed by mistake,now you`ll be up all night by yourself.....................I wish had a flat screen TV.

[Erica2020]

You have a flat screen tv, but realized that u bought it off of a bum who stole it from circuit city, and now the cops are at ur door demanding it back..

i wish i had a new puppy

[Lioness]

You have a flat screen tv, but realized that u bought it off of a bum who stole it from circuit city, and now the cops are at ur door demanding it back..

i wish i had a new puppy

You get a new puppy, but it chews up all your shoes and furniture.

I wish I lived in a town that had a 24-hour restaurant.

[dragonflyjames]

You get a new 24 hour restraunt and the food gives you the squirts! I wish I had a new Motorcyle.

[Erica2020]

You get a new puppie and it eats all of your underwear!....I wish I had a new motorcyle.


haha the dog i have now eats my undies, he steals them from me ! damn dog !

you got a new motorcycle, but as u drove it out the bike lot the tires fell off and u crashed..oops

i wish i was getting another tattoo

[baller16]

you get another tatoo, pay a lot of money and the guy fucks it up

I wish I had somebody to take tests for me

[dragonflyjames]

You get a new tatto but the artist is drunk and tatoos in backwards.......................... I wish I had company tonight.

[Erica2020]

u have someone take tests for u, but realize u picked a dummy and u end up failing all ur classes.

i wish i had someone giving me a massage at this moment

[dragonflyjames]

The person who takes tests for you is really stupid and you fail! ,............................. I wish I was off tomorrow.

[dragonflyjames]

Im too slow tonight,excuse me. You get a massage and the guy is a pervert that keeps touching himself.I wish I was getting a massage tonight.

[baller16]

u have someone take tests for u, but realize u picked a dummy and u end up failing all ur classes.

i wish i had someone giving me a massage at this moment
dammit

you get your massage but it's by a fat sweaty dude

I wish I had a pool of ky jelly

[Erica2020]

Im too slow tonight,excuse me. You get a massage and the guy is a pervert that keeps touching himself.I wish I was getting a massage tonight.


you get ur massage but u realize its by ur old granny =)

i wish i was getting eaten out

[Lioness]

dammit

you get your massage but it's by a fat sweaty dude

I wish I had a pool of ky jelly

You get your pool of ky jelly, but the AC in your house freezes and ruins it before you get a chance to use ANY of it!!!

I wish I were in CA.

[Lioness]

you get ur massage but u realize its by ur old granny =)

i wish i was getting eaten out

Me too, Erica..me too!!!

[Erica2020]

Me too, Erica..me too!!!


haha when am i not wishin to get eaten out LOL i think thats on my "todays list of things to get" everyday

[Lioness]

haha when am i not wishin to get eaten out LOL i think thats on my "todays list of things to get" everyday

Don't blame you!!

You get your wish to be eaten out, but it's by a lizard with a very long tongue!!

I wish I were more organized.

[Erica2020]

you become more organized, but then u are faced with daily papercuts from sticky notes ...ahhhhhh

i wish that i had thicker hair..on my head !

[Lioness]

you become more organized, but then u are faced with daily papercuts from sticky notes ...ahhhhhh

i wish that i had thicker hair..on my head !

Your hair grows thicker but then you look like Carrot Top!!

I wish I were more flexible.

[Erica2020]

u become more flexible but then while experimenting u end up like a pretzel and get stuck !

i wish i was on a rollercoaster

[baller16]

you go on a rollercoaster but when you go down the drop, your eyes are crossed, somebody hits you i the back of the head and they stay that way

I wish I had more money

[Lioness]

you go on a rollercoaster but when you go down the drop, your eyes are crossed, somebody hits you i the back of the head and they stay that way

I wish I had more money

You have more money and we go on a vacation, but get stranded in a foreign country because of a coup!!!

I wish I had a drink.

[deadboy]

You are handed a drink by a sweaty, smelly dude who starts to rattle off the difference between the captains of the different star trek tv shows.

[Lioness]

DB, you didn't make a wish...

[bigbird]

To restart this one - I wish Liverpool FC will now go on and win the Champions League !

[Silverballs]

You get your wish, but it's a game you'll never get to see this lifetime!

I wish I could rename antidisestablishmentarianism!

[bigbird]

You have your wish, but the world decides that penisdickwankingknobber is not as suitable and the word falls out of use.

I wish I hadn't played across the line at a straight one last night !

[Silverballs]

(I have no idea what you just said or what that game is but ok, here goes) You get your wish but ended up playing truth or dare with a group of huge hulking perverted homosexual biker men that punched out your teeth for saying truth.

I wish smiley's weren't yellow.

[bigbird]

you have your wish - but only for :mad: :mad: :mad: angry smileys!

I wish everyone knew the rules of cricket !

[Silverballs]

You get your wish but cricket becomes a sport that to speak of means the death penalty!!

I wish I knew how to use a turkey baster!

[southern]

You have your wish, but they show you anally with your anus.

Wish I could move back to the US!!!

[bigbird]

you have your wish, but end up penniless shacked up with a 8 foot hairy arsed gorilla called clive, who rogers your backside twice daily.

I wish George Bush would keel over and die

[Silverballs]

You get your wish but Cheney takes office!!

I wish there was no War in Iraq

[Seraphiel]

you learn how to use a turkey baster and baste a turkey till is can be basted no more

wish i had more lustful relationships

[bigbird]

you have your wish, but catch a nasty incurable sexually transmitted disease and die a horrible and painful death !

I wish for world peace, harmony and an end of poverty !

[Silverballs]

You get your wish but it causes all of humanity to die out!!

Wishes for a song to hear!

[bigbird]

You get your wish but it causes all of humanity to die out!!

Wishes for a song to hear!

You hear a lovely song - just before going totally deaf

I wish all hot women have to post pictures naked on a free website - each week, just to stay sane !

[Seraphiel]

you get your wish
But seeing as you see so many hot chicks you get bored and turn gay
then your wishing that the hot guys would post pics and are stuck in the same dilemma

[bigbird]

you get your wish
But seeing as you see so many hot chicks you get bored and turn gay
then your wishing that the hot guys would post pics and are stuck in the same dilemma

lol - and your wish is?........

[Silverballs]

you get your wish
But seeing as you see so many hot chicks you get bored and turn gay
then your wishing that the hot guys would post pics and are stuck in the same dilemma

Now that was cruel. Just plain cruel. HAHA

[Seraphiel]

oh yer my wish

Ummmm i wish that there where more aussie chicks on this forum

[scotchncoke]

You're wish is granted but their all bushpigs.

I wish there were no bushpigs.

[nikki93]

errr.

[bigbird]

you get your wish for a fleeting second, but you missed it before the clouds rolled back in - meaning that you just have to stay inside and take more photos!???!

I wish I could see some more photos of Nikki !

Bugger this now makes no sense following a bit of editing above !!!!

[nikki93]

you get your wish but then you get blocked from the site and can no longer view the pics


i wish i didnt have to leave right now and im not even close to being ready because of this.

[dragonflyjames]

You dont have to leave,you find your legs have fallen off and you cant walk. I wish I had a bigger house.

[lustywolf]

Granted, but now that it's sunny all the time all the water evaporates and everyone dies of thirst.

I wish that wishes didn't go wrong.

[bigbird]

you have your wish - it doesn't go wrong for about 1 second ...........and then it does ! Bummer

I wish I had another roll for lunch !

[Cheekybelle]

You get your roll but as you sink your teeth in, you look up and see its the fat guy from page 2 of this thread!!

I wish someone would do my dishes...

[bigbird]

You get your roll but as you sink your teeth in, you look up and see its the fat guy from page 2 of this thread!!

I wish someone would do my dishes...

Your wish is granted but I insist on doing them butt naked and wiping my dick over them once they're done - and no I haven't got a clue where that came from !!!!:rolleyes: :-D

I wish I didn't have to go and get the big V done tomorrow:(

[Cheekybelle]

You don't. but now you have to dress up as a french maid and clean the toilet with your own toothbrush.

I wish I could have a holiday. Just a teensy one.

[bigbird]

You have your wish, but the only holiday available is sharing a tent with a senile old person that suffers from flatulence and incontinence.

I wish I was a bit more sensible



Oh and that is a fantastic wet pussy you have there !

[Cheekybelle]

Wish granted. But then you were so damn boring that you went on holidays with me and spent the whole weekend stinking up my tent! *kicks* "And STAY out!"

ROFL

I wish I could fly . (lame, I know lol)

[bigbird]

Your wish is granted - but I am not sure pushing you out of the top floor window was such a good idea - the flying isn't hard - the landing was truly awful !

I wish you didn't think I was an old senile git !
:-D

[scotchncoke]

You're wish is granted but you are a young man with herpes.

I wish that i would never run out of scotch.

[ladym]

Granted! But you dont have a mouth anymore, so, how will you drink it?

i wish i had perkier Boobs.

[bigbird]

Granted but they turn yellow and fill with putrid puss (EWWW)

I wish everyone well apart from the next poster on this thread - they can just go to hell as they are not gonna make my wish work!

[Cheekybelle]

Lol, I don't . Now I think you're an impotent, senile old git who pisses himself every half hour. ROFL
j/k
I wish I had a big .....sausage sandwich lol *shrugs*

[Cheekybelle]

oops lol too late

[bigbird]

your wish is granted - but the only sausage is an old garlic reaking frankfurter that smells like sweaty socks

I wish Australia would forget how to play good cricket and give some of the rest of us a chance !

[scotchncoke]

You're wish is granted but the New Zealander's beat you're ass anyway.

I wish that Shane Warne stays in England so my misses is safe!

[bigbird]

:mad: :mad: Your wish is granted - but he fucks mine instead !:( :mad:

I wish New Zealand was not a 24 hour flight away - it is such a cool country!

[scotchncoke]

Hahahahaha NEXT!

[Andrea18]

:mad: :mad: Your wish is granted - but he fucks mine instead !:( :mad:

I wish New Zealand was not a 24 hour flight away - it is such a cool country!


Your wish is granted. The airplane building folks created a super fast plane that takes you there faster then the speed of sound. You book a flight and settle in to your seat. The pilot is a crazy man who thinks landing on land will kill all the guinea pigs in the world. Thus he plows the plane nose first into the ocean because he is also in search of deep sea sausages and elves. Everyone drowns except you. You swim to New Zealand only to find that outer space ninjas have blown it to bits. Sorry no New Zealand for you.

I wish I had a credit card thats gots no limit for the Beauty Expo Im attending this monday.

[Lioness]

Your wish is granted. The airplane building folks created a super fast plane that takes you there faster then the speed of sound. You book a flight and settle in to your seat. The pilot is a crazy man who thinks landing on land will kill all the guinea pigs in the world. Thus he plows the plane nose first into the ocean because he is also in search of deep sea sausages and elves. Everyone drowns except you. You swim to New Zealand only to find that outer space ninjas have blown it to bits. Sorry no New Zealand for you.

I wish I had a credit card thats gots no limit for the Beauty Expo Im attending this monday.

Your wish is granted. You get a credit card without limits and you go on a spending spree at the Beauty Expo. Sometime afterwards, you lose your job and cannot pay your bills so the credit card company keeps calling to bug you every day to pay your bill. You can't, so you have to go bankrupt. In the meantime, all the products you bought either irritated your skin or were recalled.

I wish I were in the mountains today.

[chnrgr]

I wish I were in the mountains today.

Your wish is granted you are in the mountains but there is a forest fire.

I wish it was Friday!

[Lioness]

Your wish is granted. It's Friday, but on Thursday you WERE going to win the lottery, but since you skipped over Thursday...you lose!!

I wish for a trip to a luxury spa.

[Silverballs]

You get your wish, but the luxury spa is run by old farts that don't know what they're doing.

I wish for a bad eveniing

[Ledanus]

You get your wish ... But unfortunately it turned bad for Lioness... Sorry!!

Wish someone would welcome me back here....

[Silverballs]

you get your wish, but it's a pack of wild bull elephants that welcome you and you're trampled to death!!:eek:

I wish lioness wouldn't have my bad evening.

[Ledanus]

You get your wish , but it won't be yours! It's mine! I'm being chased by bullyphants who wants to trample me to death!

I wish I was a super great bull elephant tamer! Bullyphant , I choose you!

[Silverballs]

Ok I can understand Kenshin, cause I used to watch it EVERY day, and having read all the manga's and what not. But pokemon too?

You get your tamer, but it turns out that the elephant only understand the training that says for them to chase you faster!!

Wish I had MY bad evening back from everyone!!

[Ledanus]

Oh , all right , all right .. You get your bad evening... You get to spend a night with some pornstar........ At the top of Mt. Everest..... There , happy now? Heheheh...

Well , I watch a lot of anime... Especially those kind of anime you find in XNXX... and other sites ,heheheh...

[Lioness]

Oh , all right , all right .. You get your bad evening... You get to spend a night with some pornstar........ At the top of Mt. Everest..... There , happy now? Heheheh...

Well , I watch a lot of anime... Especially those kind of anime you find in XNXX... and other sites ,heheheh...

and your wish is....???

[Ledanus]

Oh , sorry! My wish is for me to provide all your needs , anytime , anywhere , anyway! hehe

[Silverballs]

You get it but you become a human toilet!

I wish that no one would ever be mutilated!

[Ledanus]

Ok your wish is the human toilet's command .... The medical surgeons don't have any work now....

I wish I was a hentai animator!

[Silverballs]

You become a Hentai animator but they fire you for being horrible.

I wish my wishes never went bad!

[Raymond]

they dont, but then your life is boring because of all the predictibility!

i wish i had a bigger penis

[Ledanus]

You're wish comes true , so you can't wear pants....

I wish I was not me at this very ssecond , but still me for I can't post if I'm not me.

[Lioness]

You become a Hentai animator but they fire you for being horrible.

I wish my wishes never went bad!

Your wish is granted, but you know the rules...only 3 and they've run out!! Sorry.

I wish for a nice, handsome Italian stud.

[Lioness]

they dont, but then your life is boring because of all the predictibility!

i wish i had a bigger penis

Your wish is granted, but whenever you get a hardon you knock yourself out!! '

[Silverballs]

Your wish is granted, but you know the rules...only 3 and they've run out!! Sorry.

I wish for a nice, handsome Italian stud.

You get your stud .. in the form of a horse.

I wish for a button.

[Ledanus]

You get the ' Fart Button ' ...lame

I wish my previous wish is answered

[Silverballs]

You become your syamese identical twin!

I wish for a paper towel

[Lioness]

You become your syamese identical twin!

I wish for a paper towel

You get your wish, but it's a used one.

I wish I knew what the two of you were talking about sometimes.

[Silverballs]

You get your wish but it turns out that you actually KNOW and get so freaked you commit suicide!

I wish I had a non-used papertowel!

[Ledanus]

You get a paper towel but it gets splashed with acid...

I wish she get's resurrected every time she dies , and she dies by the knowledge of knowing what we talk about....

[Lioness]

You get your wish but it turns out that you actually KNOW and get so freaked you commit suicide!

I wish I had a non-used papertowel!

Your wish is granted...you get a whole roll, but you can't open the damn package!!

I wish for a Subway sandwich.

[Lioness]

I wish she get's resurrected every tie she dies , and she dies by the knowledge of knowing what we talk abouot....

I wish my twin has other twins!

Your wish is granted, but you can't get out of the laboratory...mwwwhwhahwhwhahaha

[Ledanus]

Yes , you will be sandwiched by a subway ... mwwhwhahwhwhahaha!!!! Evil identical laughs rule!!!

I wish I didn't copy your laugh because I had so many evil laughs