Supply the next line in the limerick

[joe blobb]

The photos on here are quite magic

[nopanties]

But some of the posters are tragic

[joe blobb]

The photos on here are quite magic
But some of the posters are tragic
They beat at their meat

[nopanties]

The photos on here are quite magic
But some of the posters are tragic
They beat at their meat

but are met with defeat

[joe blobb]

The photos on here are quite magic
But some of the posters are tragic
They beat at their meat
but are met with defeat
as the member just wilts in sheer panic.

[joe blobb]

nopanties was feeling quite frisky

[nopanties]

The photos on here are quite magic
But some of the posters are tragic
They beat at their meat
but are met with defeat
as the member just wilts in sheer panic.

Sorry, doll, but I’ll have to deduct points for rhyming “panic” with “tragic”! :p :

The photos on here are quite magic
But some of the posters are tragic
They beat at their meat
But are met with defeat
When their poor cocks become hemorrhagic.

[nopanties]

nopanties was feeling quite frisky

And she took a few sips of her whiskey

[umpire2]

The room started to spin

[nopanties]

so she switched off to gin

[umpire2]

mixing drinks can be awfully risky

[nopanties]

mixing drinks can be awfully risky
Good one:) (& so true!)
Next:

I just met a guy on this thread

[umpire2]

He told me his name's really Fred

[joe blobb]

But this strange non de plume

[joe blobb]

Sorry, doll, but I’ll have to deduct points for rhyming “panic” with “tragic”! :p :

The photos on here are quite magic
But some of the posters are tragic
They beat at their meat
But are met with defeat
When their poor cocks become hemorrhagic.

Bad wasn't it? My fault for starting with magic:(

[joe blobb]

I just met a guy on this thread
He told me his name's really Fred
But this strange nom de plume

[umpire2]

.I just met a guy on this thread
He told me his name's really Fred
But this strange nom de plume
drew her to his chat room

[joe blobb]

I just met a guy on this thread
He told me his name's really Fred
But this strange nom de plume
drew her to his chat room
Where she raised his old dick from the dead.


A young blonde performing on cam

[joe blobb]

thank so lot


Wow. Alternative use of rhyme

[umpire2]

Wow. Alternative use of rhyme

Good tag line, Joe!

[nopanties]

Wow. Alternative use of rhyme

:excited::laughing::laughing::excited:



A young blonde performing on cam
Decided she wanted to jam

[nopanties]

Bad wasn't it? My fault for starting with magic:(

Not at all! Don't u just luv a challenge?:kiss:;)

[umpire2]

:excited::laughing::laughing::excited:



A young blonde performing on cam
Decided she wanted to jam
She put one finger in

[nopanties]

She put one finger in
"Let the good times begin!"

[umpire2]

soon she had a nice happy clam

[joe blobb]

No matter how hard the girl tried

[nopanties]

To her lover she couldn't provide

[joe blobb]

No matter how hard the girl tried
To her lover she couldn't provide
Intense stimulation

[nopanties]

No matter how hard the girl tried
To her lover she couldn't provide
Intense stimulation
To ease his frustration

[joe blobb]

No matter how hard the girl tried
To her lover she couldn't provide
Intense stimulation
To ease his frustration
The lips to her tunnel had dried.

[nopanties]

No matter how hard the girl tried
To her lover she couldn't provide
Intense stimulation
To ease his frustration
The lips to her tunnel had dried.

Such a sad story....;)

He knew that his cock would feel better

[joe blobb]

He knew that his cock would feel better
If only her flaps could be wetter

[nopanties]

He knew that his cock would feel better
If only her flaps could be wetter
So he gave a suggestion

[joe blobb]

He knew that his cock would feel better
If only her flaps could be wetter
So he gave a suggestion
To use her congestion

[nopanties]

He knew that his cock would feel better
If only her flaps could be wetter
So he gave a suggestion
To use her congestion
But she said he just needed to pet her

[joe blobb]

No panties knew nothing could phase her

[nopanties]

No panties knew nothing could phase her
Unless the guy carried a taser:eek:

[joe blobb]

No panties knew nothing could phase her
Unless the guy carried a taser
Just one pull of her trigger

[nopanties]

No panties knew nothing could phase her
Unless the guy carried a taser
Just one pull of her trigger
And his "weapon" got bigger

[joe blobb]

No panties knew nothing could phase her
Unless the guy carried a taser
Just one pull of her trigger
And his "weapon" got bigger
so much that it started to raise her.:mad:

[joe blobb]

A lady I know enjoys spanking

[nopanties]

And her master she's frequently thanking

[joe blobb]

A lady I know enjoys spanking
And her master she's frequently thanking
With her bottom cheeks rosy

[nopanties]

A lady I know enjoys spanking
And her master she's frequently thanking
With her bottom cheeks rosy
And her doctor so nosy

[umpire2]

While he checks her he's always wanking

[`üñö ñéöñ]

His penis is dripping with sores

[`üñö ñéöñ]

From banging all the street whores

[`üñö ñéöñ]

At the end of his dick

[`üñö ñéöñ]

The scabs he will pick

[`üñö ñéöñ]

With pain he emphatically roars

[nopanties]

If only I knew how to dance

[joe blobb]

If only I knew how to dance
I'd be more likely to take a chance

[umpire2]

My hand on your butt

[nopanties]

If only I knew how to dance
I'd be more likely to take a chance
My hand on your butt
What a rug we will cut

[joe blobb]

If only I knew how to dance
I'd be more likely to take a chance
My hand on your butt
What a rug we will cut
My ideal for a night of romance

[joe blobb]

No panties was feeling quite bold.

[nopanties]

No panties was feeling quite bold
And this tale of adventure she told

[joe blobb]

No panties was feeling quite bold
And this tale of adventure she told
Once whilst bending over

[nopanties]

No panties was feeling quite bold
And this tale of adventure she told
Once whilst bending over
Approached by a rover

[joe blobb]

No panties was feeling quite bold
And this tale of adventure she told
Once whilst bending over
Approached by a rover
Into doggy position she rolled

[joe blobb]

Whilst enjoying a bout of pud pulling

[joe blobb]

Whilst enjoying myself pulling the pud

[nopanties]

Whilst enjoying myself pulling the pud
I thought to myself “I’m a stud”!

[joe blobb]

Whilst enjoying myself pulling the pud
I thought to myself “I’m a stud”!
Though the bend and strange girth

[nopanties]

Whilst enjoying myself pulling the pud
I thought to myself “I’m a stud”!
Though the bend and strange girth
Are the oddest on Earth

[joe blobb]

Whilst enjoying myself pulling the pud
I thought to myself “I’m a stud”!
Though the bend and strange girth
Are the oddest on Earth
So it pleases the parts that it should.



No panties was poised with the soap

[nopanties]

No panties was poised with the soap
She was told to clean up by the Pope

[joe blobb]

No panties was poised with the soap
She was told to clean up by the Pope
In the shower at prayer

[nopanties]

No panties was poised with the soap
She was told to clean up by the Pope
In the shower at prayer
With shampoo in her hair

[joe blobb]

No panties was poised with the soap
She was told to clean up by the Pope
In the shower at prayer
With shampoo in her hair
The good lord could simply not cope



Damn, couldn't fit in hope in your soul, my favourite spoonerism.

[nopanties]

Damn, couldn't fit in hope in your soul, my favourite spoonerism.

DAMN - now I have to rhyme "spoonerism"???:mad:;):kiss:

[nopanties]

My one and only true goal

[joe blobb]

DAMN - now I have to rhyme "spoonerism"???:mad:;):kiss:

moon her jism?:eek::(:)

[joe blobb]

My one and only true goal
Like dancing on some old blokes pole

[nopanties]

My one and only true goal
Like dancing on some old blokes pole
While we screw in the shower

[joe blobb]

My one and only true goal
Like dancing on some old blokes pole
While we screw in the shower
Hour after hour

[nopanties]

Now, don't expect me to give up my turn very often, but I believe u have a spoonerism that might fit well here!

[joe blobb]

Now, don't expect me to give up my turn very often, but I believe u have a spoonerism that might fit well here!

Please! I am a gentleman.:)

[nopanties]

Recent development????;)

[umpire2]

Well, I'm lost-----I have no idea what you are doing now.....

[nopanties]

So sorry to Umpire2
The last one was not quite seen through
JB and I might
(Trying to be polite)
Have forgot what this thread's meant to do

Wanting to be a good friend
Tried to give him the line at the end
But he was such a gent
Though he knew what I meant
He said, “no, go ahead, after you”

Happy to have you provide
A few lines, come along for the ride
I’ll finish the last one
Then leave you to your fun
By the rules I will try to abide:oops:

Finishing last one:
My one and only true goal
Like dancing on some old blokes pole
While we screw in the shower
Hour after hour
As he’s putting the "hope in my soul"

Starting new one:
Weekends are my favorite time　

[joe blobb]

Weekends are my favorite time
Sex, sex and vodka with lime

[umpire2]

But don't over-drink

[joe blobb]

Weekends are my favorite time
Sex, sex and vodka with lime
But don't over-drink
Whilst kissing the pink.

[umpire2]

or your dick will not be in it's prime

[nopanties]

There once was a house made of brick

[umpire2]

Occupied by a very hot chick

[onenauhgtygirl29]

There once was a house made of brick
Occupied by a very hot chick
A wolf knocked on her door

[nopanties]

Her neighbors were mad

[Self-edited for poor timing!]

[nopanties]

There once was a house made of brick
Occupied by a very hot chick
A wolf knocked on her door

And she fell to the floor

[umpire2]

Ready for the visitor's dick

[ronaldjohnson]

and his wife is a whore

[nopanties]

and his wife is a whore

"and his wife is a whore"
said the noobie who wore

[SkoolGirl]

Sticks and stones

[nopanties]

Sticks and stones

"and his wife is a whore"
said the noobie who wore
sticks and stones
and twigs and bones

[joe blobb]

"and his wife is a whore"
said the noobie who wore
sticks and stones
and twigs and bones
And the great limerick was no more


The main thing that makes a good rhyme.

[umpire2]

That last one was pretty pathetic.....


Let's try again.....



Van was a dangerous man

[joe blobb]

That last one was pretty pathetic.....


Let's try again.....



Van was a dangerous man


Yup,hence the last line:)



Van was a dangerous man
Whist out stalking the girls in his van

[umpire2]

Yup,hence the last line:)



Van was a dangerous man
Whist out stalking the girls in his van


He ogled their shapes

[joe blobb]

Van was a dangerous man
Whist out stalking the girls in his van
He ogled their shapes
Through the vans lacy drapes

[umpire2]

and just jerked off in a can



:eek:

[joe blobb]

Van was a dangerous man
Whist out stalking the girls in his van
He ogled their shapes
Through the vans lacy drapes
whilst jerking himself off in a can:)

( had to make it scan)


Where is nopanties they cried

[umpire2]

I'm not sure what 'had to make it scan' means.....

[umpire2]

Where is Nopanties they cried
They looked high and low and outside

[nopanties]

Where is Nopanties they cried
They looked high and low and outside
Then they looked in the shed

[umpire2]

She was giving head

[MNPILOT]

Where is Nopanties they cried
They looked high and low and outside
Then they looked in the shed
She was giving head
To Our Suprise Dripping Cum on Her Thighs
She Said The Search Ended Where It Had Began

[nopanties]

**SKIP**

Where is Nopanties they cried
They looked high and low and outside
Then they looked in the shed
She was giving head
To a guy with a dick long & wide.

[umpire2]

**SKIP**

Where is Nopanties they cried
They looked high and low and outside
Then they looked in the shed
She was giving head
To a guy with a dick long & wide.



Good one, Nopanties.....


Should we explain again to MNPilot what a limerick IS????

[umpire2]

Consuelo could really dance

[nopanties]

Consuelo could really dance
But seldom gave others a chance

[MNPILOT]

Well umpire since your "anapestic meter" or sylable rhyme scheme for that "limerick" if you're calling it that, doesnt fit an "actual limerick" i figured the rules were more lax

[umpire2]

Well umpire since your "anapestic meter" or sylable rhyme scheme for that "limerick" if you're calling it that, doesnt fit an "actual limerick" i figured the rules were more lax



You are absolutely correct. Next time we'll do an eleven or fifteen line limerick with no rhythm or rhymes at all !! Good idea.

[nopanties]

You are absolutely correct. Next time we'll do an eleven or fifteen line limerick with no rhythm or rhymes at all !! Good idea.

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:;):kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::):kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::cool:

[umpire2]

Consuelo could really dance
But seldom gave others a chance


When she shakes her hips

[nopanties]

Consuelo could really dance
But seldom gave others a chance
When she shakes her hips
And licks her lips

[umpire2]

Consuelo could really dance
But seldom gave others a chance
When she shakes her hips
And licks her lips

All cocks get hard from here to France

[nopanties]

I missed out on April in Paris

[umpire2]

Not wanting to ever embarrass

[nopanties]

I missed out on April in Paris
Not wanting to ever embarrass
All the folks on the plane

[joe blobb]

I missed out on April in Paris
Not wanting to ever embarrass
All the folks on the plane
Had much to explain

[nopanties]

I missed out on April in Paris
Not wanting to ever embarrass
All the folks on the plane
Had much to explain
With my pussy aglow like Polaris

(Whew..... for a minute there I thought I might have to reference "Roger Maris" or Neil Patrick Harris"!):eek:

[joe blobb]

Travelling is good for the soul

[nopanties]

Travelling is good for the soul
No matter the reason or goal

[twofeathers]

Travelling is good for the soul
No matter the reason or goal
Taking in the sights and sounds

[SkoolGirl]

Travelling is good for the soul
No matter the reason or goal
Taking in the sights and sounds
and the hollows and mounds

[twofeathers]

Travelling is good for the soul
No matter the reason or goal
Taking in the sights and sounds
and the hollows and mounds
exploring a cavern or a hole

[SkoolGirl]

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me

[joe blobb]

skoolgirl was excited by chains

[nopanties]

skoolgirl was excited by chains
I only hope she's got the brains

[joe blobb]

skoolgirl was excited by chains
I only hope she's got the brains
If the the chains have strong locks

[nopanties]

skoolgirl was excited by chains
I only hope she's got the brains
If the the chains have strong locks
And they're wrapped 'round her box

[joe blobb]

skoolgirl was excited by chains
I only hope she's got the brains
If the the chains have strong locks
And they're wrapped 'round her box
It won't be just period pains.


No panties was full of intrigue

[nopanties]

skoolgirl was excited by chains
I only hope she's got the brains
If the the chains have strong locks
And they're wrapped 'round her box
It won't be just period pains.

:excited::excited::excited:Well-done!:excited::excited::excited:

No panties was full of intrigue
Except when she's plagued by fatigue

[twofeathers]

No panties was full of intrigue
Except when she's plagued by fatigue
does anything ever change

[joe blobb]

No panties was full of intrigue
Except when she's plagued by fatigue
does anything ever change
errrrrr

[joe blobb]

No panties was full of intrigue
Except when she's plagued by fatigue
But tired or not

[umpire2]

a tongue hits the spot

[nopanties]

No panties was full of intrigue
Except when she's plagued by fatigue
But tired or not
A tongue hits the spot
And she’ll come at you like a Blitzkrieg

[umpire2]

No panties was full of intrigue
Except when she's plagued by fatigue
But tired or not
A tongue hits the spot
And she’ll come at you like a Blitzkrieg



......cum ON you like a blitzkrieg???:eek:

[umpire2]

Jacqui SAYS she likes going to school

[nopanties]

......cum ON you like a blitzkrieg???:eek:

...Whichever version best floats your boat!!;)

[nopanties]

Jacqui SAYS she likes going to school
But I doubt she can follow their rule

[umpire2]

Her skirts are too tiny

[nopanties]

Jacqui SAYS she likes going to school
But I doubt she can follow their rule
Her skirts are too tiny
They don't hide her heinie

[umpire2]

and the teachers can't help but drool

[nopanties]

and the teachers can't help but drool

Nice!

The boys and the men went off camping

[umpire2]

Their girlfriends and wives went off vamping

[nopanties]

No one could have known

[umpire2]

When they were alone

[nopanties]

They would all wind up screwing and tramping

[umpire2]

;)



Yvonne was so proud of locks

[nopanties]

;)

Yvonne was so proud of locks

Locks???? Well, OK.......:)


Yvonne was so proud of locks
That she kept all she owned in a box

[umpire2]

......hmmmm......well, I meant 'locks' as in 'hair', but OK.....




She liked playing with keys

[nopanties]

[QUOTE=umpire2;2930986]......hmmmm......well, I meant 'locks' as in 'hair', but OK.....

Silly me:oops:... we did one earlier today with the other kind of locks & I guess it stuck! Think they'll work together?:


Yvonne was so proud of locks
That she kept all she owned in a box
She liked playing with keys
And the hair on her knees

[umpire2]

[QUOTE=umpire2;2930986]......hmmmm......well, I meant 'locks' as in 'hair', but OK.....

Silly me:oops:... we did one earlier today with the other kind of locks & I guess it stuck! Think they'll work together?:


Yvonne was so proud of locks
That she kept all she owned in a box
She liked playing with keys
And the hair on her knees




HAIR ON HER KNEES???? (Well, this is a weird one.....)




Yvonne was so proud of her locks
That she kept all she owned in a box
She like playing with keys
And the hair on her knees
But she best liked playing with........


..................................................................









.....................................................socks

[nopanties]

[QUOTE=nopanties;2931002]




HAIR ON HER KNEES???? (Well, this is a weird one.....)


Yvonne was so proud of her locks
That she kept all she owned in a box
She like playing with keys
And the hair on her knees
But she best liked playing with........


..................................................................









.....................................................socks

I just LOVE a man who can rise to a challenge!!:kiss::kiss::

Umpire2 was quite clever

[umpire2]

[QUOTE=umpire2;2931011]

I just LOVE a man who can rise to a challenge!!:kiss::kiss::

Umpire2 was quite clever


I have been known to rise....and rise.....and rise.....;)

[joe blobb]

Umpire2 was quite clever
Rewarded well for his endeavour

[nopanties]

He had such a quick wit

[joe blobb]

Umpire2 was quite clever
Rewarded well for his endeavour
He had such a quick wit
Every flop made a hit

[nopanties]

Umpire2 was quite clever
Rewarded well for his endeavour
He had such a quick wit
Every flop made a hit
Let's hope he keeps posting forever!

[twofeathers]

the rays of the sun touching the flowers

[nopanties]

the rays of the sun touching the flowers
lighting the day, shining for hours

[twofeathers]

the rays of the sun touching the flowers
lighting the day, shining for hours
birds n bees are lost having fun

[joe blobb]

the rays of the sun touching the flowers
lighting the day, shining for hours
birds n bees are lost having fun
Till I blasted them with my gun

[twofeathers]

the rays of the sun touching the flowers
lighting the day, shining for hours
birds n bees are lost having fun
Till I blasted them with my gun
the animals around startled in horror begain to cower

[nopanties]

the rays of the sun touching the flowers
lighting the day, shining for hours
birds n bees are lost having fun
Till I blasted them with my gun

You SLAY me!!!!!:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

[nopanties]

the rays of the sun touching the flowers
lighting the day, shining for hours
birds n bees are lost having fun
Till I blasted them with my gun
the animals around startled in horror begain to cower

:eek::eek::eek: Now I'll have nightmares of tortured woodland creatures!!! ...and I'm too afraid to start a new limerick!

[joe blobb]

You SLAY me!!!!!:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

It was getting a little twee:(:eek::)


Nopanties just wants to be slayed

[twofeathers]

dancing in the rain

[joe blobb]

Nopanties just wants to be slayed
dancing in the rain she just prayed
That her saviour would come

[twofeathers]

Nopanties just wants to be slayed
dancing in the rain she just prayed
That her saviour would come
looking for a ride he sticks out his thumb

[joe blobb]

Nopanties just wants to be slayed
dancing in the rain she just prayed
That her saviour would come
looking for a ride he sticks out his thumb
But sadly the bus was delayed

[twofeathers]

hickory dickery clock

[umpire2]

Somebody send for the doc

[joe blobb]

hickory dickery clock
Somebody send for the doc
It's so badly swollen

[umpire2]

From so much good 'hole-in'

[joe blobb]

hickory dickery clock
Somebody send for the doc
It's so badly swollen
From so much good 'hole-in'
Have you got the time on yer cock?

[umpire2]

Alphonse had a yen for the sea

[twofeathers]

Alphonse had a yen for the sea
Alphonse was eager after feeling the breeze

[umpire2]

Alphonse had a yen for the sea
Alphonse was eager after feeling the breeze



WAY too many syllables, but ok......


He boarded a ship

[joe blobb]

Alphonse had a yen for the seas
Eager and feeling the breeze
He boarded a ship
Then went for a dip

[twofeathers]

Alphonse had a yen for the sea
Alphonse was eager after feeling the breeze
He boarded a ship
Then went for a dip
Longing for a tree

[umpire2]

Alphonse had a yen for the sea
Alphonse was eager after feeling the breeze
He boarded a ship
Then went for a dip
Longing for a tree


....too FEW syllables! (Maybe "Soon he was longing for a tree...")


Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

[joe blobb]

....too FEW syllables! (Maybe "Soon he was longing for a tree...")


Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

It's an interesting departure from the normal limerick.:mad:

[umpire2]

It's an interesting departure from the normal limerick.:mad:


Then do it yourself

[joe blobb]

I was told to do some diy

[nopanties]

I was told to do some DIY
And I'll eagerly give it a try

[joe blobb]

I was told to do some DIY
And I'll eagerly give it a try
Whether hammering or screwing

[nopanties]

I was told to do some DIY
And I'll eagerly give it a try
Whether hammering or screwing
Seems whatever I'm doing

[joe blobb]

I was told to do some DIY
And I'll eagerly give it a try
Whether hammering or screwing
Seems whatever I'm doing
It always involves using my fly

[nopanties]

There are some days when nothing goes right

[joe blobb]

There are some days when nothing goes right
You want peace but end up in a fight

[nopanties]

There are some days when nothing goes right
You want peace but end up in a fight

But when sunset comes 'round

[joe blobb]

There are some days when nothing goes right
You want peace but end up in a fight
But when sunset comes 'round
Your throbbing red mound

[nopanties]

There are some days when nothing goes right
You want peace but end up in a fight
But when sunset comes 'round
Your throbbing red mound
Keeps the neighbors awake with its light

[joe blobb]

Now this may sound awfully disgusting

[nopanties]

Now this may sound awfully disgusting
Please, no.... not the "whore who needs dusting"????:eek:

[joe blobb]

Now this may sound awfully disgusting
Please, no.... not the "whore who needs dusting"????:eek:
No, I was thinking of spanking

[nopanties]

Now this may sound awfully disgusting
Please, no.... not the "whore who needs dusting"????:eek:
No, I was thinking of spanking
The tart handling my banking

[joe blobb]

Now this may sound awfully disgusting
Please, no.... not the "whore who needs dusting"????:eek:
No, I was thinking of spanking
The tart handling my banking
I've come into some money through lusting.

[nopanties]

I've come into some money through lusting.

[Once again... what a coincidence... me too!]

Maybe I'll head out to dinner

[joe blobb]

Maybe I'll head out to dinner
To eat up the guilt of this sinner

[nopanties]

Maybe I'll head out to dinner
To eat up the guilt of this sinner
I'll have salad and wine

[twofeathers]

Maybe I'll head out to dinner
To eat up the guilt of this sinner
I'll have salad and wine
Partake of the vine

Hey NP:rose:

[joe blobb]

It's ages since I have been pissed
Even longer since I have been kissed
Now nopanties's not here
And with eye blinking tear
I tell you she's terribly missed.

[nopanties]

Maybe I'll head out to dinner
To eat up the guilt of this sinner
I'll have salad and wine
Partake of the vine

Hey NP:rose:


Maybe I'll head out to dinner
To eat up the guilt of this sinner
I'll have salad and wine
Partake of the vine
No dessert, 'cause I'd like to stay thinner!

[joe blobb]

No panties, obsessed with her weight

[nopanties]

No panties, obsessed with her weight
Rode the train and was counted as "freight":eek:

[joe blobb]

No panties, obsessed with her weight
Rode the train and was counted as "freight
As she stood on the scales

[nopanties]

No panties, obsessed with her weight
Rode the train and was counted as "freight"
As she stood on the scales
The train stuck in its rails

[joe blobb]

No panties, obsessed with her weight
Rode the train and was counted as "freight"
As she stood on the scales
The train stuck in its rails
Turning up 14 hours late



One day I sunbathed in the buff

[nopanties]

One day I sunbathed in the buff
But my neighbor said "Damn, man - enough"!

[joe blobb]

One day I sunbathed in the buff
But my neighbor said "Damn, man - enough"!
Your boobs look just fine

[nopanties]

One day I sunbathed in the buff
But my neighbor said "Damn, man - enough"!
Your boobs look just fine
Even better than mine

[joe blobb]

One day I sunbathed in the buff
But my neighbor said "Damn, man - enough"!
Your boobs look just fine
Even better than mine
And I'm loving the cut of your muff:)

[nopanties]

I wish that the rain would just stop

[joe blobb]

I wish that the rain would just stop
As now you can see through my top

[nopanties]

I wish that the rain would just stop
As now you can see through my top
If you like what you see

[joe blobb]

I wish that the rain would just stop
As now you can see through my top
If you like what you see
Take this tip from me

[nopanties]

*skipping the noob*


I wish that the rain would just stop
As now you can see through my top
If you like what you see
Take this tip from me
And I'll make your own tip do a hop

[joe blobb]

No panties was feeling the strain

[nopanties]

No panties was feeling the strain
Of the cock that she wanted to drain

[joe blobb]

No panties was feeling the strain
Of the cock that she wanted to drain
So she took it in deep

[nopanties]

No panties was feeling the strain
Of the cock that she wanted to drain
So she took it in deep
And her cunt made him weep

[joe blobb]

No panties was feeling the strain
Of the cock that she wanted to drain
So she took it in deep
And her cunt made him weep
Driving his bollocks insane:)

[nopanties]

You Brits have a way with your words

[joe blobb]

You Brits have a way with your words
Rose petals spread amongst turds:eek::)

[nopanties]

You Brits have a way with your words
Rose petals spread amongst turds:eek::)
We Yanks have a way with a phrase

[joe blobb]

You Brits have a way with your words
Rose petals spread amongst turds:eek::)
We Yanks have a way with a phrase
That can thrill you for days

[nopanties]

You Brits have a way with your words
Rose petals spread amongst turds
We Yanks have a phrase
That can thrill you for days
But our accents might be for the birds

[Congratulations on the completion of your first non-sexualized limerick!]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rhymes_With_Turd_Day (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rhymes_With_Turd_Day)

[joe blobb]

I think they are better when dirty

[aesopstails]

anti-spam bump

[umpire2]

I think they are better when dirty



I think they are better when dirty
And maybe a little bit flirty

[Pussy Patrol]

Obviously better shaven
So much easier for the tastin'