Wishing Game

[Sweetpeach]

Let's play the wishing game. For all of you who don't know, here's how you play: You make a wish and then someone grants the wish and then puts a dark twist on it, and then they make a wish.
Example: I wish I had an ipod
Granted, but you have no earphones.
Get it?
I'll start

I wish I had a red mustang convertable.

[fantasyalive]

I wish I had a red mustang convertable.


Granted, but no transmission

I wish I had a peach clobbler pie.

[imported__2355]

Granted, but no transmission

I wish I had a peach clobbler pie.

Granted.
But no oven to cook it in.

I wish gasoline still cost $.35 per gallon.

[joe blobb]

Granted but you have a push bike


I wish I had more wishes.

[liltxsmile]

Granted, You lost your tongue:(\

I wish I had some fun.

[Wheelz1769]

granted but each wish shortens you life

I wish I was happy

[liltxsmile]

Hey, thats not nice. Granted, your thingy is one inch.

I wish I knew someone with a peach.

[BigBlkBeef]

Granted, but it's their last bit of food they have left


I wish I owned Microsoft

[imported__2355]

Granted, but it's their last bit of food they have left


I wish I owned Microsoft

Granted.
But the world standard PC operating system just became Linux.
And every application ever made runs on it.

I wish I was fucking a beautiful woman.

[Wheelz1769]

granted but the drunken haze wears off and you see that she is a he

I wish for world peace

[freakyjester444]

Granted, but there is no one left on the planet.

I wish I was invincible.

[Rinnie]

Granted, but Chuck Norris makes sure you aren't.

I wish for someone to hold me.

[fantasyalive]

Granted, but he has only one arm.

Wishing for the topical island paradise

[henna lee]

granted, but it's hurricane season

i wish "no strings attached" meant what it implies

[fantasyalive]

Granted, but it's the size of a string


Wishing for a powerful feeling.:twisted:

[henna lee]

granted, but it's a feeling that only you can recognize

i wish i could make a living as a musician

[fantasyalive]

Granted, play the triangle


Wish I had hammock

[henna lee]

Granted, but it's tangled and useless

Wish I lived in a big city

[fantasyalive]

Granted but you live under a bridge

I wish I have a hottie in my arms.

[henna lee]

Granted but she's thinking of someone else

I wish I could travel around the world

[freakyjester444]

Granted but you are now blind.

I wish I could read faster.

[fantasyalive]

Granted but you excell at brail

wish I could find a good snack

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but you can only read ancient Egyptian.

I wish I had a 'girl next door'.

Edit: Granted, but it's in the middle of a lions den.

[fantasyalive]

Granted, but she is 90

I wish I had a sports car.

[hotblueeyes]

Granted but all books are in egyptian and you cannot decipher!


I wish to be a billionaire!

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but she is 90

I wish I had a sports car.

Granted, but it's already totalled.

Granted but all books are in egyptian and you cannot decipher!


I wish to be a billionaire!

Granted, but it's entirely in peso's.

I wish I was a kick ass real life action flick star.

[fantasyalive]

Granted, but are terminal

Granted but movies are the only action you get

I wish I had a chicken salad

[freakyjester444]

Granted but its spoiled

I wish I had ninja skills.

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but are terminal

Granted but movies are the only action you get

I wish I had a chicken salad

Ouuuch. That one hurt lol

Granted but its spoiled

I wish I had ninja skills.

Granted, but you're paralyzed.

[fantasyalive]

lol you forgot a wish

I wish I didn't forget

[AnonRevisited]

Oh whoops. Granted, but you remember things you really wish you didn't.

I wish I had a time machine.

[freakyjester444]

Granted but you create time space paradoxes and doom the universe!!

I wish I didn't need money for anything.

[fantasyalive]

Granted buba is your cellie


I wish I could fly.

[AnonRevisited]

Granted but you get so caught up in the beauty around you that you fly straight into the engine of a passing jet.

I wish I had a dollar bill for every time I..hey a squirell!

[freakyjester444]

Granted? You now have rabies.

I wish I had some s'mores.

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but unbeknownst to you, the chocolate isn't at all chocolate.

I wish I had less time on my hands.

[freakyjester444]

Granted you have one day to live.

I wish I had a pet Eagle.

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but it was a scam and the eagle (actually the pet eagle of a local cunning crime boss) flies away with all your cash and most of your jewelry and other fine things that it can carry.

I wish my truck didn't have so many dents in it.

[freakyjester444]

Granted but it now has a gaping hole on the windshield, along with four flat tires and a smoking engine.

I wish for the ability to make the best, most mind blowingly awesome movie ever.

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but it's only mind blowing to you and your friends and bombs at the box office. You lose millions.

I wish I had more experiences in my life.

[fantasyalive]

Granted, you now shovel shit for a living

I wish I had a icecream sandwich

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but it suddenly becomes so hot that it melts in your hands in seconds.

I wish I wasn't so lazy so I could get up and go get a soda out of the fridge. (Or is it addiction to xnxx? lol)

[freakyjester444]

Granted, but they just had a salmonella contamination recall, guess what product?

I wish I could stop time.

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but it backfires and time stands still around you forever. You have to walk the world alone for eternity.

I wish I had enough money for a plane ticket.

[cijababe]

granted but haven't you heard of volcanic ash

sorry to be a post nazi again, but there is already a horrible wish thread :rolleyes:

I wish it would rain at night for the plants

[AnonRevisited]

Shh I'm new. I'm lost in this big scary xnxx world *shakes in my non-existant boots* lol.

Granted, but it floods and all the plants drown..as well as a couple of stray goats for some reason.

I wish I could experience a nudist colony. Sounds neat.

[cijababe]

granted but they are all over 80 XD

I wish I didn't have to get up today

[fantasyalive]

Granted your chained to my bed


I wish I could go swimming

[AnonRevisited]

Oh jeeze, I was wondering what you were gonna do with that one..ouch!
Granted, but you end up missing out on a veritable extravaganza of sorts right outside your front door. A mystical magical party, the likes of which the world has never seen, and will never see again.

I wish I knew the truth of all the debated topics throughout history.

Edit: Granted, but you're the grandma from Dante's Inferno, walking through a lake of sulfuric acid.

[BigBlkBeef]

Granted but you have one time in a dream and can't remember it when you wake up.

I wish I could entertain the whole world

[freakyjester444]

Granted, but your only able to do so by doing the Hokey-Pokey in a diaper.

I wish to be the best magician in the world.

[Rinnie]

Granted, but no one is around to see it since you are on an island that has no inhabitants.

I wish I was a video game designer.

[AnonRevisited]

Granted, but you're taught the ropes by the same people who made Superman 64. The first game you come out with bombs and the whole world laughs.

I wish I had a love so pure that made Aphrodite herself blush.

[aesopstails]

Granted, but such pure love could not withstand your impure thoughts

I wish my pussy was being licked right now

[BigBlkBeef]

Granted, but it's a group of flys doing the licking


I wish my dick was the size of my body.

[whalee]

Granted, but such pure love could not withstand your impure thoughts

I wish my pussy was being licked right now

Granted.....

I wish my cock were invited by your pussy to get to know each other. (wow where'd that come from?)

[aesopstails]

GRANTED!

I wish everyone thought that way:)

[whalee]

GRANTED!

I wish everyone thought that way:)

I think they do!:excited:

I wish you were next door.

[aesopstails]

Wish I could grant that wish!
But are you SURE I'm NOT next door?

I wish you were inside me

[whalee]

Wish I could grant that wish!
But are you SURE I'm NOT next door?

I wish you were inside me

Oh, how I'd love to grant you that.

I wish I knew that you are next door.

[aesopstails]

Granted........... but you still need to get INSIDE

I wish you could open the door, then the floodgates, then..........

[whalee]

Granted........... but you still need to get INSIDE

I wish you could open the door, then the floodgates, then..........

Open SESAME....

I wish you were waiting behind my door.....

[liltxsmile]

Granted I am weildng an axe :excited:


I wish I could win the Jack Pot!!!!

[scotsmitch2001]

Granted but its actually Jills
I wish I could be an astronaut

[basher1]

Granted! But without the space suit, you're just some more space junk giving us shooting stars.

I wish the Gulf Oil spill never happened. :(

[scotsmitch2001]

granted, but then you have no excuse to slap a Brit around!

I wish I was wise before the fact