Make something up about the person above.

[joe blobb]

Tell a lie about the poster above you.

[joe blobb]

Thinks cheese is made from horse skin.

[digital_sinnah]

Thinks a daily slice of rancid head-cheese will get him some skank.

(carrying on the cheese theme :excited:)

[joe blobb]

Was booted out of the Jehovahs witnesses for refusing to testify.

[Wolfsangel]

Invented the longer lasting light bulb. Great work, btw.

[joe blobb]

Has a spare leg which is used to prop the back door open

[Wolfsangel]

He never masturbates. Not once. He was a good chap, never bothered us with a tale of self pleasuring, because he never did it. Period.

[joe blobb]

Crimps pie crusts with his spare set of dentures.

[Wolfsangel]

This man is well schooled in the art of Silat Melayu.

[joe blobb]

Has a pet cockroach called Gerald

[digital_sinnah]

Eats cheese AT THE LAKE, but only on Sundays.

[quietdom]

is a mob boss that spends all their money on building a giant golden sphere in their backyard

[freakyjester444]

Is the sole possessor of the Illuminati's schematic for World Domination.

[quietdom]

spends his free time unplugging freezers full of ice cream

[freakyjester444]

Has spent the year constructing the world's coldest A/C.

[Old Man]

Thinks he is God's gift to women....:eek:

[Rosicky]

Believes that chocolate ice cream comes from a cow's anus.

[joe blobb]

Was disqualified from a fartathon for shitting himself.

[digital_sinnah]

Keeps parakeets as pets in his smoking room

[joe blobb]

Spent over £10,000 on an onion ring at the jewellers.

[digital_sinnah]

Smokes his own toenail clippings when he wants to get high.

[joe blobb]

Can fart the great escape tune

[Emily23XXX]

Joe has HUGE boobs! :)

[joe blobb]

Has an extra buttock she saves for Sunday Mass

[Emily23XXX]

Needs a bra because The Hulk is tired of holding his man boobs up!:)

[joe blobb]

Has stuffed three pillows with her pubic hair

[Emily23XXX]

Uses those pillows every night in his bed! :)

[TomConCon]

Took my cock up her ass last night.

(I wish ;))

[joe blobb]

Has to sleep in a canoe due to severe wet dreams.

[TomConCon]

got locked in a fridge on their 18th birthday

[digital_sinnah]

drinks the juice of goat turds to stay in shape

[TomConCon]

got shagged by a horse last night

[digital_sinnah]

listens to Mozart while taking a dump

[joe blobb]

Has a pet tape worm called Albert

[submissivet09]

was the first hulk to land on the moon

[MrBigFoot]

Belongs to an alien species that has come to earth to conduct experiments of sexual nature on unsuspecting earthlinks

[submissivet09]

is completly hairless

[joe blobb]

Wears a push you down bra.

[aesopstails]

wants people to believe he's in Europe, when he's actually the youngest student in attendance at the University of Kentucky

[joe blobb]

combs nasal hair back to cover a bald patch.

[aesopstails]

combs nasal hair back to cover a bald patch.
don't thimk my husband would care for that look, even if I did have a bald patch!


Pursuing a career as a pubic hair topiary artist in a womens' prison.

[digital_sinnah]

has a secret fetish for stunt monkey jock-straps

[aesopstails]

has a secret fetish for stunt monkey jock-straps
you were supposed to make something up! who told you about my secret fetish?


Has peed on the Berlin Wall, the Wailing Wall, Hadrian's Wall, and my Pink Floyd album...is planning an EXTENDED stay in China later this year.

[joe blobb]

Orgasms every time she sneezes and has a house full of snuff.

[aesopstails]

Orgasms every time I sneeze.

[joe blobb]

Wears her knickers at half mast every time a sex session fails to impress.

[aesopstails]

Can never make it past half-mast himself, leaving the poor impression

[joe blobb]

Prefers her men measured in the metric system as they appear bigger:)

[aesopstails]

Prefers green male dolls to live hot women.

[joe blobb]

can walk using her buttocks with both legs behind her head.

[aesopstails]

Is terribly upset that the term he coined for exploration of the female anatomy has not caught on: she-lunking.

[joe blobb]

Has a pet newt called Nigel.

[aesopstails]

Tied his girlfriend to a tree and cooked a steak for his dog.

[joe blobb]

Knows every Welsh swear word.

[aesopstails]

Has welshed on every business deal he has entered.

[joe blobb]

Has shares in a ferret farm in Idaho

[aesopstails]

Once shared a ferret with a farmer in Idaho

[digital_sinnah]

Made love in the ferret infested barn with the head ferret-sexer.

[aesopstails]

Sleeps on a mattress stuffed with ferret pelts.

[digital_sinnah]

secretly stuffs the mattresses on evenings with a full moon

[aesopstails]

howls at the moon when he cums

[digital_sinnah]

howls even more when she's under the same full moon :excited:

[aesopstails]

keeps asking to see my full moon:eek:

[digital_sinnah]

moons regularly, even with a waning moon

[aesopstails]

Is usually wanking while I'm waning

[digital_sinnah]

enjoys a wax during her wane

[aesopstails]

demanded a wax for my mane

[digital_sinnah]

desires the sting derived from the mane removal

[aesopstails]

Is a selfish beekeeper who keeps all the honey and gives me the stings

[digital_sinnah]

eats way too much honey on the day shift so is therefore banished to wax her mane on the eve of a waning moon

[aesopstails]

Monitors my honey consumption like the Sweets Police

[digital_sinnah]

is part of the stunt monkey honey conspiracy

[aesopstails]

Believes the stunt monkeys killed President Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, and are responsible for global warming.

[digital_sinnah]

is still part of that conspiracy :???:

[aesopstails]

Sleeps with one eye open to ensure he sees the monkeys before they see him.

[digital_sinnah]

thinks sleep is evil and believes that is responsible for global warming

(the monkeys did Kennedy and Monroe though)

[aesopstails]

Deprives me of sleep as he loudly chants his monkey exorcism ritual

[digital_sinnah]

Is torn between naughty monkey antics and honey smuggling.

[joe blobb]

Uses his spare underpants to sail his boat.

[Emily23XXX]

is REALLY 6!!!

[formerly vodkanoj]

Wears coke-bottle glasses to see straight

[Wimmers]

Sent me the air fare so I could join him and N/S. in a threesome.

[aesopstails]

Sold the plane ticket to buy some clothes

[Wimmers]

Begs me to be her dom.

[formerly vodkanoj]

Buys clothes 2 sizes too small on purpose

[Wimmers]

Has just sent me air fare for the second time.

[joe blobb]

Has a cat familiar called Norman

[Wimmers]

Told me he collects old passwords.

[joe blobb]

Has a steam driven lap top

[aesopstails]

Has no lap

[joe blobb]

Has a grip like a tyre fitter

[aesopstails]

Runs like a girl

[Wimmers]

Murdered lovers parents because of a fetish about having sex with orphans.

[joe blobb]

Has a pony tail stolen from a pony

[aesopstails]

Kisses like a fish

[joe blobb]

Has eight toes on her left hand

[aesopstails]

Donated three of his toes to me

[Wimmers]

Binmen empty ^^^^ underwear every week.

[joe blobb]

has a widescreen radio

[formerly vodkanoj]

Wraps holiday gifts with duct tape

[joe blobb]

Has pubic eyebrows

[aesopstails]

Has pubic eyebrows
Always confuses eyebrows with eyelashes

http://madmax.orcon.net.nz/humor/smiley.gif

[digital_sinnah]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

has a stunt pussy that only gets used on Tuesdays

[dominatemeplease]

Stole my damn panties....:excited:

[digital_sinnah]

has a good memory... (opps - that's not made up)

has terrible taste in lingerie :excited: (now that is totally made up!)

[dominatemeplease]

Sucks at making me smile. (totally made up)

[digital_sinnah]

is absolute crap at making me laugh (again...no surprises ;))

[dominatemeplease]

Is STILL wearing the panties he stole....AND my damn boots.:eek:

[quietdom]

Doesn't miss either

[Emily23XXX]

He lost his virginity!!!

[quietdom]

is actually a nun living in a convent in siberia

[Emily23XXX]

He quit wearing his sisters clothes!!!

[quietdom]

held up a liquor store before signing on

[Emily23XXX]

He Doesn't suck cock!!!

[quietdom]

stopped making things up because she is out of ideas

[joe blobb]

Has a pet name for her left breast but ignores the right.

[joe blobb]

Always confuses eyebrows with eyelashes

http://madmax.orcon.net.nz/humor/smiley.gif


Brilliant:excited:

[Emily23XXX]

joe blobb isn't quietdom's bitch!!!

[quietdom]

wrote that last reply while doing a one armed handstand

[joe blobb]

Owns three tripods and doesn't know why.

[Emily23XXX]

He hasn't got a dildo in his butt!!!

[quietdom]

spends her days keeping the robot fuck doll hidden from her cat

[joe blobb]

Has one leg shorter than the other and, by coincidence, one leg longer than the other.

[Emily23XXX]

He doesn't rub peanut butter on his penis and have his dog lick it off!!!

[quietdom]

has a penis

[joe blobb]

Has a pet dung beetle called Phillip

[Emily23XXX]

has never swallowed his dogs cum!!

[quietdom]

has never walked the streets f Tokyo nude

[Emily23XXX]

Has never had a same sex lover!!!

[quietdom]

has made every bf she's had walk a tight rope while naked before allowing them to ask her out

[joe blobb]

Has a comb under.

[quietdom]

is taking pills so a second dick will grow out of his belly button

[joe blobb]

His real name is Cedric Farthandle

[quietdom]

inherited the state of alaska at the age of 7 but has never been there

[aesopstails]

Governs the state of Alaska by remote control from a balcony overlooking Red Square

[Old Man]

Wants to be the ruler of Xnxx.

[aesopstails]

Stole his suspenders from Larry King

[joe blobb]

Uses Brut after shaving her armpits

[aesopstails]

Watches "Old Yeller" every night and cries himself to sleep.

[joe blobb]

Thinks Sherlock Holmes is a retirement facility for the elderly.

[aesopstails]

Thinks his Kingdom is more united than our States.

[joe blobb]

Is a lapsed agnostic (have a great day):)

[quietdom]

diggs up corpses on saterday nights and places them in churches for sunday service

[aesopstails]

Crosses his eyes to cure his dyslexia.

[digital_sinnah]

eats crabs while driving

[dominatemeplease]

Caught crabs while muff diving.:excited:

[Emily23XXX]

Doesn't have any crabs (lobsters)!!! :eek:

[aesopstails]

Thinks bukkake means scaring the shit out of someone.

[joe blobb]

Is too selfish for onanism.

[aesopstails]

Whenever he passes an Asian person on the street he grabs them, spins them around a few times, then asks if they felt disoriented.

[joe blobb]

Has no reflection in a mirror

[sullygom]

He does Barack Obama's voice !;)

[joe blobb]

Speaks with a West Indian accent when addressing Nuns.

[aesopstails]

Bought a silencer so he could shoot a mime.

[quietdom]

enjoys orgies where everyone is dressed like clowns

[aesopstails]

Thinks that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny.

[joe blobb]

Played cricket with a grasshopper.

[aesopstails]

Installed skylights in his residence, to the dismay of his upstairs neighbors.
(Oops, forgot its not exactly morning there!)

[joe blobb]

Eats only wafer thin ham as she is a vegetarian

[aesopstails]

Has eaten numerous wafers, as he is a Presbyterian.

[joe blobb]

Blacks up at the weekend and performs as a minstrel

[aesopstails]

Ever since he learned that people from Poland are called “Poles”, he insists on calling people from Holland “Holes”.

[yikes_run2lol]

he cant remember why "fables" are so important

[aesopstails]

Didn't invite me to Boston for the springtime because of my morals.

[joe blobb]

Has a pet lobster called Carl

[aesopstails]

He’s the idiot (or is it eejit?) who decided that the third hand on a watch should be called the second hand.

[joe blobb]

:excited:



Thinks a Freudian slip is a pre war underskirt

[aesopstails]

Wouldn’t go to the nudist camp only because he couldn’t figure out where to put his pocket watch.

[joe blobb]

Can tuck her breasts into her knicker waistband.

[krkjmst]

has a bigger cock than lou ferrigno.

[joe blobb]

Walks everywhere backwards to see where they've been

[aesopstails]

Almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left him before they met.

[digital_sinnah]

has a small man called Marvin chained to the bed-post every other Saturday night.

[aesopstails]

pays Marvin to reveal state secrets

[quietdom]

once caught a shark with their bare hands

[digital_sinnah]

ate that gnarley shark raw

[Pussy Patrol]

was given a raw deal and has never gambled since

[digital_sinnah]

had to leave Reno due to an incident that involved a black-jack table, two bottles of Jack Daniels and a hooker named Marge

[Pussy Patrol]

had hair colour changed from blue to pink in order to be taken for granted

[aesopstails]

Spent several hours trying to figure out how to place a “Keep Off The Grass” sign in the middle of his lawn.

[joe blobb]

Has stuffed 6 pillows with her belly button fluff.

[aesopstails]

Has a job sterilizing the needles used for lethal injections.

[quietdom]

had an affair with The Queen of denmark last Christmas

[joe blobb]

Went home and broke a leg when they found a crutch in the street.

[digital_sinnah]

occasionally drinks tadpoles and raw eggs mixed in a blender

[joe blobb]

uses sand paper as bog roll to smooth off the winnits.

[digital_sinnah]

prefers to use a frogs' tongue than a sand paper bog roll when struck with a case of diarrhea

[aesopstails]

Listens to Stevie Wonder music when blindfolded during sex.

[aesopstails]

Went home and broke a leg when they found a crutch in the street.


LOL! :p:p:p

[SkoolGirl]

Masticates in public during lunch time

[aesopstails]

Is well-mannered enough to cover her mouth when she masticates.

[joe blobb]

LOL! :p:p:p

I thought of you:eek::o



Went to a poll dancing class but was disappointed to only meet Germans.

[aesopstails]

Enjoys making fun of my infirmities!:eek:
http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/ZPP/ZPP0001086_P.JPG

[joe blobb]

Is a superb break dancer.:eek:

[aesopstails]

Is about to receive a broken nose!

[joe blobb]

Is always in stitches:eek::p

[aesopstails]

Will get what's coming to him one day!

[joe blobb]

Hopes that something will be coming her way soon

[aesopstails]

He's hoping it will be his thing that's coming my way!:eek:

[joe blobb]

Is hoping someone will peep through her curtains:eek:

[aesopstails]

Is wishing my shutters weren't shut.

[Old Man]

Is a teller of fables

[aesopstails]

Knows the moral of the story.

[joe blobb]

Has more lovers than fingers.

[digital_sinnah]

has a king ding-a-ling


maybe :???:

[quietdom]

spiked a cults koolaid with the antidote leaving them all disappointed and bitter

[digital_sinnah]

tried to rock out at a concert but only left disappointed

[quietdom]

was a groupie in the late 90s for madonna

[aesopstails]

spiked a cults koolaid with the antidote leaving them all disappointed and bitter

LOL! :)

Was the original crash test dummy.

[Emily23XXX]

has had sex with half the people on this forum!!! :eek:

[aesopstails]

Has had sex with the other half just this week!

[Emily23XXX]

Is having a secret lesbian affair!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[aesopstails]

Is secretly a lesbian!

[Emily23XXX]

doesn't wear undies!! EVER!!!!! :eek:

[aesopstails]

Uses Liquid Plumber as birth control!:eek:

[Emily23XXX]

Still wets the bed!!! :eek:

[aesopstails]

Wets other people's beds!

[Emily23XXX]

hates blow jobs!!!:rolleyes:

[quietdom]

once tried to give a blow job to a statue of abraham Lincoln

[aesopstails]

once tried to give a blow job to a Hells Angel named Abraham

[Emily23XXX]

Is half done with a sex change but ran out of money!!!!

[aesopstails]

Gave me all the money from her weekend as a prostitute, but it wasn't enough to buy a newspaper!

[Emily23XXX]

Talks like a pirate!!!rhhhhhhhhhhh

[aesopstails]

Puts on seven pairs of underwear every Sunday, then removes one each day of the week!

[quietdom]

spends sundays going to random churches and interrupting the sermons

[aesopstails]

spends sundays going to random churches and interrupting the sermons
LOL! I can only wish!

Spends weekends un-teaching the alphabet to all the pre-schoolers in the area.

[quietdom]

dresses up as smoky the bear and goes around sitting fires

[aesopstails]

Buys used condoms on ebay to rinse and reuse.

[quietdom]

goes around collecting the used condoms to sell to me

[aesopstails]

Doesn't pay me enough to do any such thing!

[quietdom]

pours sugar into the oil filters of all her neighbors

[aesopstails]

bought a car seat for his pet rock.

[quietdom]

STOLE my pet rock and sold it as a lamp to the amish

[aesopstails]

STOLE my pet rock and sold it as a lamp to the amish

http://images.commentfarm.com/images/2eb05929-1009-4a73-b0ed-afd4cea2246c.gif

Was Amish until converted by the Scientologists.

[quietdom]

thinks that scientologists will one day make ronald mcdonald president

[aesopstails]

Knows I would vote for Ronald McDonald before I would vote for Tom Cruise.

[quietdom]

is apart of a conspiracy to convert all orphans to Buddhism

[aesopstails]

Wears a condom in the shower to keep his temporary tattoo of Woody Woodpecker intact.

[mr one]

scared to put a smile on her face

[dirtymarriedslag]

Plays with toy cars.....OOps its supposed to be made up ...chuckle

[digital_sinnah]

wipes her wet vibrator on the curtains

[krkjmst]

is an artificial life form bent on conquering the universe

[aesopstails]

Is legally married to a ferret.

[digital_sinnah]

Trained the ferret to suck, rock and roll on the command of "shit biscuits".

[aesopstails]

Drowned the ferret at the lake.

[daddyskandy]

Runs with scissors downstairs while its raining out

[aesopstails]

Thinks "jock itch" is something only horses get.

[BAM 69]

Thinks "jock itch" is something only horses get.

has a weird fetish of farting into a milo tins.

[digital_sinnah]

Is a very disconcerting and slightly disturbing puppet.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/Vvh3F8Hx2Wg/0.jpg

[aesopstails]

Sings the "Gilligan's Island" theme song loudly, repeatedly, and off key if kept waiting too long for an appointment.