Getting Caught in the Act

[LaManchaMan]

Rain inspired this one, as if falls closely to embarrassing moments. Has anyone every gotten caught
in the act either by their kids, friends, parents, police, etc?

[madmax400f]

I got caught by my dad when I was still living at home. I think he was more embaressed than I was, he just stood there looking @ my gf tits :shock: until we covered up.

[Furred Goddess]

I had just moved in with my boyfriend and his parents because I ran away from home. They made us promise we wouldn't have sex in their house until we got married and since we were both virgins, we thought it would be easy enough to comply. The very next day they caught us having sex. I thought for sure they was going to kick me out but they were proud of us for using protection.

[Gnome121]

i was cought and they(her parents) :oops: fliped the tried calling the police and everything needless to say we broke up 4 months later because of them :evil:

[P*o*p]

We went on a family holiday to Tasmania and hired a camper van. Thinking the kids were asleep we had sex. After making love I got up to go to the toilet and found my 7 year old daughter sitting at the edge of her bed. She wanted to know why the Camper Van had been shaking. I told her it was the wind. She gave me that all knowing look, I know you're lying to me, but didn't say anything more.

[Rain]

I didn't actually get walked in on. A few months ago my daughter had a friend spend the night. The following morning she said, "Mom, could you not have sex when I have a friend spend the night, you're really loud."

[Bukkake Bunny]

My mom walked in on my girlfriend and I when I was just taking her shirt off... I don't know if she really saw anything, but she stood in the doorway asking if I'd called her on her cell phone for like 5 minutes.

I hadn't.

[warrior]

Back a good few years now my g/f and I used to have sex in the car down quiet roads or laybys etc and one eveing we picked the entrance way to a field. We were caught by a farmer mid session.

[Sex_On_My_Mind]

Years ago my then current girlfriend`s brother walked in on us. I was still in my jeans, she was just in her underwear. I will never forget the look I got that day. :lol:

[Corleon]

I didn't actually get walked in on. A few months ago my daughter had a friend spend the night. The following morning she said, "Mom, could you not have sex when I have a friend spend the night, you're really loud."
Man when I was growing up I heard my parents ALL the time because there room was right next to the living room and it was either that or my room.

[bnthrdntht]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me

[Corleon]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

[bnthrdntht]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof

[Corleon]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof
My grandma is what you call controlling my grandpa well for instance 2 months ago he never had an alcohol problem now she has controlled him into believing he did. Well I honestly believe he wouldn't have a problem with that. But she has fucked with him to such a degree he isnt even gona bother argueing w/ her.

[bnthrdntht]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof
My grandma is what you call controlling my grandpa well for instance 2 months ago he never had an alcohol problem now she has controlled him into believing he did. Well I honestly believe he wouldn't have a problem with that. But she has fucked with him to such a degree he isnt even gona bother argueing w/ her.

see i think stuff like that is stupid and i really just don't see why women are like that

[Corleon]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof
My grandma is what you call controlling my grandpa well for instance 2 months ago he never had an alcohol problem now she has controlled him into believing he did. Well I honestly believe he wouldn't have a problem with that. But she has fucked with him to such a degree he isnt even gona bother argueing w/ her.

see i think stuff like that is stupid and i really just don't see why women are like that
She's 70 he's 78 see in my mind he just doesn't want to die alone honestly if I was that old i'd agree and just golf. What pisses me off is that A they can afford it his whole life he's wanted a catalac *sorry about spelling* and they can 100% afford it she says they cant wtf you dont really have that long left when you're that old. If I had the money and was that old i'd buy that new car I wanted i'd go golfing and on vacation all I wanted and i'd damn well enjoy my retirement and fuck anyone who doesn't like it. PS quick question i know this is "wrong" But i've always wondered if they still have sex do people that old still have sex? They are in fairly good health he's in excellent so is she he just has a bit of a bad back.

[bnthrdntht]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof
My grandma is what you call controlling my grandpa well for instance 2 months ago he never had an alcohol problem now she has controlled him into believing he did. Well I honestly believe he wouldn't have a problem with that. But she has fucked with him to such a degree he isnt even gona bother argueing w/ her.

see i think stuff like that is stupid and i really just don't see why women are like that
She's 70 he's 78 see in my mind he just doesn't want to die alone honestly if I was that old i'd agree and just golf. What pisses me off is that A they can afford it his whole life he's wanted a catalac *sorry about spelling* and they can 100% afford it she says they cant wtf you dont really have that long left when you're that old. If I had the money and was that old i'd buy that new car I wanted i'd go golfing and on vacation all I wanted and i'd damn well enjoy my retirement and fuck anyone who doesn't like it. PS quick question i know this is "wrong" But i've always wondered if they still have sex do people that old still have sex? They are in fairly good health he's in excellent so is she he just has a bit of a bad back.

yup A LOT of people that old still have sex so probably

[Rain]

Not trying to be rude here, but could you 2 take your conversations to pm so as not to clog up the poster's thread?

[Corleon]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof
My grandma is what you call controlling my grandpa well for instance 2 months ago he never had an alcohol problem now she has controlled him into believing he did. Well I honestly believe he wouldn't have a problem with that. But she has fucked with him to such a degree he isnt even gona bother argueing w/ her.

see i think stuff like that is stupid and i really just don't see why women are like that
She's 70 he's 78 see in my mind he just doesn't want to die alone honestly if I was that old i'd agree and just golf. What pisses me off is that A they can afford it his whole life he's wanted a catalac *sorry about spelling* and they can 100% afford it she says they cant wtf you dont really have that long left when you're that old. If I had the money and was that old i'd buy that new car I wanted i'd go golfing and on vacation all I wanted and i'd damn well enjoy my retirement and fuck anyone who doesn't like it. PS quick question i know this is "wrong" But i've always wondered if they still have sex do people that old still have sex? They are in fairly good health he's in excellent so is she he just has a bit of a bad back.

yup A LOT of people that old still have sex so probably
I was thinking maybe on like anaversery or something. Nothing like me and my girlfriend i'm sure it slows down after a while.

[bnthrdntht]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof
My grandma is what you call controlling my grandpa well for instance 2 months ago he never had an alcohol problem now she has controlled him into believing he did. Well I honestly believe he wouldn't have a problem with that. But she has fucked with him to such a degree he isnt even gona bother argueing w/ her.

see i think stuff like that is stupid and i really just don't see why women are like that
She's 70 he's 78 see in my mind he just doesn't want to die alone honestly if I was that old i'd agree and just golf. What pisses me off is that A they can afford it his whole life he's wanted a catalac *sorry about spelling* and they can 100% afford it she says they cant wtf you dont really have that long left when you're that old. If I had the money and was that old i'd buy that new car I wanted i'd go golfing and on vacation all I wanted and i'd damn well enjoy my retirement and fuck anyone who doesn't like it. PS quick question i know this is "wrong" But i've always wondered if they still have sex do people that old still have sex? They are in fairly good health he's in excellent so is she he just has a bit of a bad back.

yup A LOT of people that old still have sex so probably
I was thinking maybe on like anaversery or something. Nothing like me and my girlfriend i'm sure it slows down after a while.

not me that's how i want to die so when im that age if my hubby is still alive i'll be popping Viagra's in his drink

[Corleon]

many many times...my brother is a big jokester and one day (he wasn't supposed to be coming home) and my husband (we were dating at the time) had come up and we were having sex in my room so my brother decides to walk in and scream...OH MY GOD!! it scared the shit out of me and we were in a very odd position (the wheelbarrow for those of you who have studied the Kama Sutra) and my husband dropped me
One time I did that but my sister and her boyfriend where doing it doggy on the table we are both childish so i made her clean it like 900 times or else i'd tell gma *she'd have a heart attack trust me she still thinks my sister and I are virgins.

lol yeah see none of my grandparents can think that i have a 1 yr old so it's kinda like proof
My grandma is what you call controlling my grandpa well for instance 2 months ago he never had an alcohol problem now she has controlled him into believing he did. Well I honestly believe he wouldn't have a problem with that. But she has fucked with him to such a degree he isnt even gona bother argueing w/ her.

see i think stuff like that is stupid and i really just don't see why women are like that
She's 70 he's 78 see in my mind he just doesn't want to die alone honestly if I was that old i'd agree and just golf. What pisses me off is that A they can afford it his whole life he's wanted a catalac *sorry about spelling* and they can 100% afford it she says they cant wtf you dont really have that long left when you're that old. If I had the money and was that old i'd buy that new car I wanted i'd go golfing and on vacation all I wanted and i'd damn well enjoy my retirement and fuck anyone who doesn't like it. PS quick question i know this is "wrong" But i've always wondered if they still have sex do people that old still have sex? They are in fairly good health he's in excellent so is she he just has a bit of a bad back.

yup A LOT of people that old still have sex so probably
I was thinking maybe on like anaversery or something. Nothing like me and my girlfriend i'm sure it slows down after a while.

not me that's how i want to die so when im that age if my hubby is still alive i'll be popping Viagra's in his drink
Damn nice I dont know what i'll do i'll probly just golf with my friends and see who can win the boring contest.

[bnthrdntht]

yeah he's not gonna have time for that oh btw Corleon check your pm's because Rain is right we are taking up a lot of the topic talking about stuff unrelated to it

[Corleon]

Sorry rain I didn't even notice yours it was so small lol.

[Inu86]

Only once my mom caught me masturbating. It was years ago and she walked into my room despite the fact I had shut the door [the lock has been broken for a long time] she didn't see anything though because I was sitting on the floor on the side of my bed away from the door. All she really saw was my head sticking out just above the top of the matress and she quickly turned around and left. She never came in my room when my door was shut again, to this day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Inu86]

I didn't actually get walked in on. A few months ago my daughter had a friend spend the night. The following morning she said, "Mom, could you not have sex when I have a friend spend the night, you're really loud." lmao that had to be embarassing

[Doc]

Yup 3 times, First time was by mister police man, on a back road...windows steamed up...and hes tapping his batton on the window, we were married, so he told us to take it home...lol.
The second was after the fact, my father said to me in the morning, you should have takin her to your room, what if your mother had saw you? We were in the living room on the couch...lol.
The third and best, We were really heavy into it, and she was getting loud. All of a sudden, the bedroom door starts opening, and my son said "Mom are you ok?" we were scrambling for something to cover up with, and she replied..."What...What do you want?...Yea I'm ok!...Just go!" Then looked at me , and said "Finish Me!"
But I had all I could do to get back into it...I was laughing so hard! Now we have a sign on our bedroom door that says Knock Before Entering!
I know I said three, but there is a fourth, and if she wants to tell that one, that is up to her!
Doc.

[LaManchaMan]

Inquiring minds want to know #4 doc :wink:

[Rain]

Mrs. Doc,

Please tell us the 4th one. I love the stories your husband tells.

[valkyrie]

Unfortanately have been caught by all three of our kids, but the one that was the most difficult was one morning when we thought they were all still asleep, we got into an awesome 69 when our 5 yr old daughter walked in wanting some oatmeal. :shock: :oops: :o

[Gnome121]

i am with the rest ms. doc please tell

[vincenzz]

Fortunately never really got caught but came awfully close many times in my teens.
My parents where going to be away at the shore for one night. And my gf & I (we were each other's first) never knew what it was like to have sex, totally nude in a nice comfortable bed and w/o the pressure of getting dressed in a hurry etc. (We usu. did it half-dresses in my basement or on a in my dad's car.)

After the deed was done. I walked her back to her house while I was there my mom calls, they had car trouble and had to come home— too close for comfort, if you knew my mom. Although she did asked why was my bed messed up. She assumed I must have been tired from working earlier that day.

[Doc]

Mrs. Doc,

Please tell us the 4th one. I love the stories your husband tells.

Rain,
I must have had halfshimers, kicking in...lol.
When I was out mowing the lawn, Mrs Doc came out and kocked on my forhead and ask me ...what was the forth...lol.
I had told her, and she told me That, that one didn't apply to this thread...it would be in the most embarressing moments thread, And still goes if she wants to tell that, it is up to her...lol. P.S.
I've been trying to get her to join, She has been wiith me for so long we think alike...you will love her...lol. I Do!
Doc.

[Waffles]

I was with my now Ex in her bedroom, I had my back to the wall and she was riding me...well all of a sudden we hear the T.V. in the living room get turned on and turned up real load, like her dad does. Her dad pulled out his Tec-9 When we had the 'talk.' Showed it to me loaded and everything...so we freaked.

Turns out it was her ex that she had just broken up with that was still living with her. He did it just to fuck with us because he knew what we were doing. :lol:

[poo]

Lots of close calls. The main one was in my girlfriends front room. we thought all were in bed. Her moms boyfriend waled i and I jumped behind the curtain. I don't think he saw me. He had been out so he was pretty drunk though.:lol:

Some pseudo-mates of mine got caught and his parents flipped. They shouted so loud that this girl pissed herself. :shock: :?

[Kimiko]

When I was in college, a friend of mine was confined to the student health center with a bronchial infection, and one night when I was visiting him we decided to have a little quickie. He thought he knew the nurse's schedule by then, but she walked in right in the middle, with me on top of him. I'll give her credit for remarkable aplomb. She just said: "This isn't a motel, kids, better wrap it up. Right now."

[Doc]

[quote=Rain]Mrs. Doc,

Please tell us the 4th one. I love the stories your husband tells.

This is Doc's wife:
I think my husband has either been dropped one too many times or has alsheimers I forget which...lol But when I read his original post I had no clue what he was referring to. I actually did go outside and ask.
We have been almost caught numerous times by all 4 of the kids (at different times). There were the 3 instances that doc mentioned. The time he was refering to we were not caught,interrupted yes but not caught. Let me just say it wasn't pleasant for either of us and we never could back into the mood that night. It definitely was a most embarassing moment.
Like I said I think he's either been dropped one too many times or has alsheimers but thats a whole nother story.
Doc's Wife

[vincenzz]

I am so careful around the kids, it would be too embarrassing. I lock doors and have a metal box with lock alock where we keep all our toys, etc. My wife's the one who is less careful and loud, sometime I throw a pillow over hear mouth when she's moaning.

Funny when I was younger, I covered my tracks quite well from my parents and now I have to do it b/c of my kids.

I remember being little and hearing my parents, it used to piss me off, I acted like a brat for 2 days until I got over it.

[vincenzz]

When I was in college, a friend of mine was confined to the student health center with a bronchial infection, and one night when I was visiting him we decided to have a little quickie. He thought he knew the nurse's schedule by then, but she walked in right in the middle, with me on top of him. I'll give her credit for remarkable aplomb. She just said: "This isn't a motel, kids, better wrap it up. Right now."

Funny I think I saw that porn movie and then all three ended up at the motel. ha :lol:

[carfixer]

Got caught by campus police at Purdue Cal once.

[Cumsthesun]

close call getting a blowjob at school

read my story for more

[sexy_guy]

i was never caught...but i caught my parents having sex....

[baller16]

I didn't actually get walked in on. A few months ago my daughter had a friend spend the night. The following morning she said, "Mom, could you not have sex when I have a friend spend the night, you're really loud."

Oh God I bet you turned bright red when she said that

I would probably faint if anything like that happpened to me

[Lascuevas]

:oops: I was spending the weekend at my girl-friend's. We were 16. I was in "my room" at about 1am or so. I was masturbating, humping my hand, butt naked. Just as i was approaching orgasm I turned my head and she was standing at the door peeping at me; trying to hide.

[Rain]

:oops: I was spending the weekend at my girl-friend's. We were 16. I was in "my room" at about 1am or so. I was masturbating, humping my hand, butt naked. Just as i was approaching orgasm I turned my head and she was standing at the door peeping at me; trying to hide.

Are you seriously going to leave us hanging like that? What happened then?

[Caffeine]

Either hot lesbo sex, or trying to regain the trust and respect of a friend for years.

[patty]

lol that is too funny

[Doc]

lol that is too funny

How about it Patty...have you ever been caught?
:wink: Doc.

[Nympho]

I've never been caught, but there have been many close calls from mine and his parents over the years, but I guess that happens

[bozerro]

once i was caught by my mom jerking off while watching a video of her taking a bath..of course i took the vid myself without her knowing...the next day i found my computer broken.

[Incubus]

holy shit, this thread is from 2006!

[can i be your sex kitten]

one nite my husband was working late and i thought my kids were sleeping. i had the big o and right after i was done my daughter 7 years old asked why i was shaking so much!!

[scottystevens]

The funniest one was in our old house. We had a hot tub out in the garage. A friend of our came over for some drinks. We all got pretty fucked up and decided to go chill in the hot tub.

Me and the wife were fooling around under the water. My buddy went to get some more drinks when I asked for a quick blow job. My wife wasn't too cool with it at first but complied and said "OK real quick". She had her back to the door and as soon as she started it opened. My buddy's eyes almost popped out of his head. He turned around and walked out real quick.

He came back in later like nothing happened. My wife was mortified later the next day when she found out he saw us. We joke about it to this day.

[Mr.xxx]

I was round at my girlfreinds house and she was giving me a blowjob and her dad walked in and he was like in shock for like 20 seconds, i thaught he was gonna beat the crap out of me but instead he just slowly closed the door and walked out.

I later bumped in to him on the stairs on the way out and there was just a long awkward pause when both of us was trying to say somthing but then we just continued and walked off.

[69zackxx]

i got caught by her mom.. then later on i got caught getting blown in a car by the police. the cop asked what we were doing i said we were taking a break while my pants were around my ankles... hes was laughing and said ok lets pack up the show and hit the road.lol

[sidious05]

Not caught but I've had some close calls.

The most recent was parked in a park at 1 am, on the way out (the only exit) was stopped by 3 cop cars, apparently there had been a fight or was to be a fight and the cops got called. My wife and I laughed our asses off, they knew what we did. It would have been better if my parents good friend (police dispatch operator) would have been working that night, he has a good sense of humor.

The closest was almost got caught getting a blowjob in my room in high school, my wife (gf at the time) had just stopped 2 seconds earlier and we were getting ready for sex when my mom opened the door.

But the funniest was also in high school once had a neighbor (7 or 8 year old little girl) come knock on the door and ask my wife if she was ok. My wife's response was that she stubbed her toe, apparently she was stubbing her toe and screaming for about an hour.

[TheElite]

I didn't actually get walked in on. A few months ago my daughter had a friend spend the night. The following morning she said, "Mom, could you not have sex when I have a friend spend the night, you're really loud."

Lol, that's pretty funny..

You WERE loud :cool:

[redrick]

Rain inspired this one, as if falls closely to embarrassing moments. Has anyone every gotten caught
in the act either by their kids, friends, parents, police, etc?

You don't specify what they were caught at. Do you mean to ask if they were caught masturbating, having heterosesual or homosexual sex, some hot preliminaries or other stuff. To answer your question though, I've been caught masturbating by my mother when I was a teen, and having intercourse with my girl friend in a car by the police when we were teens. The last was very embarrassing because they took us home and told our parents what we were doing. It was better than getting arrested, I'm sure.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I was dating a divorcee, and after her daughter went to bed we went into the Mom's bedroom and fucked. After we were finished the daughter (about 12 at the time) walked in and asked why we were in bed. The mother told her the apartment was chilly and we crawled into bed to warm up. I don't think the daughter was fooled. I wonder if she was watching or listening while we were going at it.

[phantomxrider]

well, my dad caught us making out, my little brother walked in with her shirt rolled up, and the po po and stepdad caught me fingering her on 2 seperate occasions. i pulled my hand out just in time to not get seen by her stepdad, thank god :]

[horny_goblin]

I was caught by her mother.....three times....4th time she joined in the fun :D:D:D

[DIESEL DICK]

Only REALLY caught once. Back when I was 20-22 yrs. old, I spent my weekends as a crewman on a race car. I had driven about 150 miles after work on a friday night for a weekend race. I arrived in this midwestern town of maybe 5,000 about 8:30 pm and stopped at this little neighborhood bar. The place was real quiet and there was only about 7 people in the whole place. I had a few beers and chatted up the bartender, a decent looking lady in her late 30's. We hit it off, and at closing time, I asked her where the nearest motel was. She had told me she was divorced, and she said her daughter was staying with friends, so when she invited me to stay at her house, I naturally accepted. Needless to say, we ended up having some great(and loud) sex. The next morning, I was sitting at the kitchen table drinking juice while she fried up some eggs, and her 14 year old daughter walks into the room. She sat down at the table and just glared at me while she bickered with her mother. I was so self concious about being there in the first place that I was ready to crawl under the table, when the bickering escalated further. Finally, the girl says "Oh by the way, I slept HERE last night, or at least I TRIED to sleep, because you two kept kept me awake with all that moaning and bed squeeking!" I saw the woman's face go totally ashen and I'm sure mine was too. I got out of there as fast as I could and never talked to the woman again. That was over 20 years ago, and it still bothers me. Every time i even think about it, I get a shiver up my spine for some stupid reason.

[newbielou]

I got caught by my parents while I was still at home, by her parents just after we got married, by my children with my third wife, by my grand-children with the girlfriend after her, by her children and by the police.

I have to say that it was the police who bothered me the most. They were the only ones who said, "Put your pants on and come over here!" At the time, I was in a local park, trying to create my second son, and their big light shining on my poor white ass was quite intimidating.

[FaKePoSeR]

I had just moved in with my boyfriend and his parents because I ran away from home. They made us promise we wouldn't have sex in their house until we got married and since we were both virgins, we thought it would be easy enough to comply. The very next day they caught us having sex. I thought for sure they was going to kick me out but they were proud of us for using protection.

lol, eternal optomistic! sounds like some awsome parents. wish mine were like that.

[AJ2008]

Very freaked out when back when I was still at home, my mom walked in and saw me with my head between my gf's legs, her legs up, the whole nine yards. The gf thought it was the funniest thing but I couldn't look my mom in the eye for days after.

[ckycodyh]

i was fucking my ex girlfriend on my bed. i was on top of her with one of her ankles in each hand. my bedroom is on the other side of the house from the garage which is attached to the kitchen. as soon as she starts to cum on my cock i hear a set of keys getting dropped on the kitchen table and i freeze and my heart drops. my ex gets frustrated and starts to ask me why i stopped when my mom says from the other side of the door to stop having sex. the ex was so ashamed that we got caught and mom was livid. i then made my ex have a nice sit down dinner with my mom, dad and me lol.

[caracol101]

i was living in my then girlfriend's house. we were both on our sides with me behind her. we were covered witha blanket since we had just woke up and decided to fuck. next thing her mom pops in and asks us if we wanted to go to a block party that night. we talked for 3 minutes and she had no clue my dick was in her little girl the whole time. later after we were drunk at the party my girl told her mom and it was one of those everything got real quiet moments and everyone heard:eek:. needless to say she has not lived down that comment.

[bartalbee11]

My dad caught me once going at it on the his living room floor when I was 14 of 15. All he said was, "son walk her home". The next day he handed me a box of condoms and told me to be careful. Another close call was also in high school. I had snuck over to my girlfriends house in the middle of the night and was in the middle of going down on her when a loud knock came on the bedroom door that was fortunately locked. I still have a slow motion picture in my head of gathering my cloths jumping out the window fleeing into the night half dressed. I know the second story sounds like a movie but i really happened.