The box of condoms game <forum game>

[freightrain88]

I've played this game elsewhere and it was quite funny.

Name a strange item that could be bought with a box of condoms to get a strange look from/scare the cashier. NO REPEATS!!!!

My example:

A box of condoms and at home pregnancy tests




your turn....;)

[Empress Lainie]

a box of condoms and bingo markers

[Lioness]

a box of condoms and a bunch of bananas

[Empress Lainie]

Abox of comdoms and a box of crayons

[Anonymous Master]

a box of condoms and a box of tampons

[Empress Lainie]

A box of condoms and an equal amount of cigars plus a CD named A taste of Monica:rose:

[Anonymous Master]

A box of condoms and a blowup doll

a box of condoms and a picture of madonna

[freightrain88]

a box of condoms and superglue

[Anonymous Master]

a box of condoms and and toilet seat

[dragonflyjames]

a box of condums and a roll of life savers.

[deadboy]

A box of condoms and pantyhose.

[Anonymous Master]

a box of condoms and high heels

[Stoner_man]

a box of condoms and beer!

[Anonymous Master]

a box of condoms and beer!

that would actually probly make the clerk jealous

[CasaDan]

a box of condoms and a whip with some latex gloves

[Cauterized]

A box of condoms and a childrens movie on DVD

[Empress Lainie]

A box of condoms and a flashlight without batteries, and childrens movie dvd.

[chunky]

A box of condoms, a dog-leash and two pairs of socks!

[kat young]

A box of condoms and a can of soup

[NaughtybuttNice]

A box of condoms and a bikini:)

[kat young]

A box of condoms and a 12 inch candle that is thick

[nikki93]

a box of condoms and duct tape, hemorrhoid cream, rope, and a gerbil.

[freightrain88]

Box of condoms and prescription sleep-aides

[Silverballs]

box of condoms and an ice pack.

[baller16]

a box of condoms and one of those big 2 liter bottles of soda

[Rockprincess]

A box of condoms and a huge turkey leg!!!:rolleyes:

[afrosamurai]

box of condoms and dog food

box of condoms and adult diapers

[Lioness]

a box of condoms and a baseball bat :eek:

[getmehot]

a box of condoms and a Culture Club CD

[al2744an]

Box of condoms and some thumb tacks !!

[mwmmilford]

a box of condoms and a whole fish! :eek:

[mwmmilford]

A box of condoms, a dog-leash and two pairs of socks!


yeah, that was soo funny!

[freightrain88]

a box of condoms and a baseball bat :eek:

dang you took mine... lets see....

A box of condoms and a game-system(PS3, Xbox360, Wii, ect.)

[tweedgirl]

a box of condoms and a live chicken :eek:

[al2744an]

Box of condoms and a bottle of Bourbon...( Breakfast in bed with Jane );)

[Snoochies]

Well, I never thought about what to buy with a box of condoms (usually some lube) but I have to add my little anecdote.

I used to go to RHPS every other weekend (we never had a weekly show around here) and I'd dress up for it....Black leather, vinyl, collars, chains, whips, etc. Whatever I was in the mood for that week. On my way there I'd always stop at a gas station and get $6.66 in gas and pay in exact change. Watching the reaction of the clerks was always a blast. It never got old! :D

[mwmmilford]

Well, I never thought about what to buy with a box of condoms (usually some lube) but I have to add my little anecdote.

I used to go to RHPS every other weekend (we never had a weekly show around here) and I'd dress up for it....Black leather, vinyl, collars, chains, whips, etc. Whatever I was in the mood for that week. On my way there I'd always stop at a gas station and get $6.66 in gas and pay in exact change. Watching the reaction of the clerks was always a blast. It never got old! :D


way cool snoochies - way cool!:p

[mwmmilford]

a box of condoms and a live chicken :eek:


a box of condoms and a rooster - right after TG buys them with a live chicken!

[Pericles]

a box of condoms and duct tape, hemorrhoid cream, rope, and a gerbil.

LOL!!

[Pericles]

A box of condoms... and a block of feta cheese.

[tweedgirl]

a box of condoms and 11 blow up dolls of the aussie cricket team.. :rolleyes:

[al2744an]

box of condoms, bottle of Bourbon, bacon and eggs, muff-dive and Jane ;)

[Empress Lainie]

box of condoms, bottle of Bourbon, bacon and eggs, muff-dive and Jane ;)

OK SULLY, Jane aint for sale, you cant check her out over the check out counter, I don't know about checking her out otherwise, though.;)

[two_swords]

A box a condoms and a blow up doll.

[Empress Lainie]

A box of condoms and a child's coloring book

[two_swords]

A box of condoms and a child.:eek: That might lead to some accusations.

[Dexer01]

a box of condoms and a condolence card.

[Snoochies]

A box of condoms and a cucumber

[Thandrend]

A box of condoms and energy pills.

[Snoochies]

Ok, so another anecdote. My BF and I were bored one day and wandering around walmart (evil evil evil). So we picked up a 3 pack of Magnums and when we went through the checkout we asked the girl why they don't make bigger condoms (claiming that he has to put magnums on at the last minute or they cut off his circulation and cause serious pain).

My BF is totally NOT a magnum man (not that he's teeny) but it was fun to see her expression. (and that no so subtle look at his package.)

[kiega302]

a box of condoms and a coloring book

[freightrain88]

a box of condoms and a chain saw


-or-


A box of condoms and scissors

[Anonymous Master]

i know its been said

but a box of condoms and a child, then after the condoms are paid for, you GIVE them to the child

[Seraphiel]

a box of condoms and while your buying them ask the person selling them (oif opposite sex or the same if you that way inclined) when they finish and what their phone number is

[CasaDan]

A box of condoms and a clown costume

[Tightcuntlover]

A box of condoms and that inflatable duck ......please. :eek:

[Old Tool]

a box of condoms and the following:

14 boxes of lime Jell-O
a package of latex gloves
duct tape
a plastic spatula
a peppermill (the twisty kind, not the grinder kind)
a copy of "Do-It Yourselfer" magazine

:p

[Lioness]

a box of condoms and the following:

14 boxes of lime Jell-O
a package of latex gloves
duct tape
a plastic spatula
a peppermill (the twisty kind, not the grinder kind)
a copy of "Do-It Yourselfer" magazine

:p

:eek: um.....RP.....

[al2744an]

box of condoms and a shaggy mane !!!

[freightrain88]

a box of condoms and the following:

14 boxes of lime Jell-O
a package of latex gloves
duct tape
a plastic spatula
a peppermill (the twisty kind, not the grinder kind)
a copy of "Do-It Yourselfer" magazine

:p

Ok..... I don't want to know.... but i do at the same time..... AHHHHHH!

[freightrain88]

A box of condoms and live lobsters

[two_swords]

A box of condoms and a sign from a pro life rally.

[CasaDan]

A box of condoms and a pack of hotdogs

[scotchncoke]

A box of condoms and a light bulb.

[Old Tool]

a box of condoms and . . .

the rest of the case. :-|

[MusicMachine]

A bix of condoms and night vision goggles!

[Bukkake Bunny]

A box of condoms and a new computer game.

"I'm having fun tonight... one way or another."

[Tightcuntlover]

A box of condoms....and a shovel.

[Lioness]

a box of condoms and a bag of potatoes

[al2744an]

box of condoms and superglue !!

[Tightcuntlover]

Box of condoms....and a large bucket

[al2744an]

box of condoms and catholic priests outfit

[Tightcuntlover]

box of condoms and catholic priests outfit

What's new there? lol

Box of condoms and 2 slices of apple pie.

[Mike]

A box of condoms, a butcher knife, box of rubber gloves and a deal of paper towels.

[Anonymous Master]

a box of condoms and a dog

[freightrain88]

A box of condoms and some fireworks

[deadboy]

condoms and a pamphlet on abstinence (?)

[Kijen]

A box of rubbers and ant traps.

[wilCO]

A box of condoms and a bottle of baby oil.

actually did this one before too, but the two just work together, baby oil is a great lubricant for anal

[Cre8tiveFun]

A box of condoms and a garden hose.

[BlackRose]

A box of condums and a studded belt

[Wolfleader]

A box of condoms and a coke.

[ensq]

A box of condoms and a propane tank.

A box of condoms and a tube of yogart.

A box of condoms and sodering iron.

A box of condoms and hoe (gardening hoe).

A box of condoms and a stop watch.

[ensq]

A box of condoms and a tounge depressor.

A box of condoms and a turkey baster.

A box of condoms and a dear feeder.

A box of condoms and a ruber mallet.

A box of condoms and a choke chain.

It seams anything can be odd when bought with a box of condoms.

[suri]

A box of condoms and a vibrator.

[bug24]

Box of condoms, but the box is opened and one is missing.

[BlackRose]

A box of condoms and an illegal copy of a home made video from XnXX

*wonders why use condoms to jerk off*

[bar34]

*wonders why use condoms to jerk off*

a box of condoms and a George W Bush Byography

[bar34]

a box of condoms and a phone book

[ABEODD]

A box of condoms and a bottle of chloroform......

[Wolfleader]

A box of condoms and a gallon of icecream

[CraiGe]

What's new there? lol

Box of condoms and 2 slices of apple pie.

The condoms.

[bar34]

box of condoms and a meatloaf

[bug24]

*wonders why use condoms to jerk off*

I do it. It keeps it clean when I finish and the lubrication feels better than a dry sock.

[Wolfleader]

A box of condoms and a chicken

[sxyslave]

A box of condoms and a bottle of nyquil
mumble something about how women/men seem to like how it tastes when mixed with vodka

[krissy'shot]

a box of condoms and a promise ring

[caracol101]

a box of condoms and a promise ring
LO fucking L

A box of condoms, Ky jelly, and a Polish Sausage.

happened to me when i used to cashier, it was an OLD lady too!

<shudders>

[krissy'shot]

a box of condoms
a ski mask
a disposable camera
some duct tape
an adult spongebog t-shirt
a dozen shiny mylar balloons
and 10 halloween-size bags of candy.

Then as you leave, ask directions to some of the best playgrounds around this town. . .

[Gemiash]

A box of condoms and Plutonium

[Kool_Madness]

A box of condoms, shaving creme, a razor and jello pudding.

[caracol101]

a box of condoms and a sympathy card.

[craictastic]

a box of condoms, two boxes of pain killers a saw dvd a disposable camera and a sausage meat grinder...
and of course duct tape

[BellaBella]

Box of condoms, toilet paper, strawberries, chocolate and a porn movie.

[Levi76]

Laundry list of items, here goes:

A box of condoms
Some plastic cable ties
A pot of Vicks Vapo-rub
Laxatives
Brownie Mix
A garden hose
Some PVC pipe; 10 pieces that are each a foot long
A soldering iron
Denture adhesive
An electric toothbrush
Several large black trash bags
A truck tarp
4 adjustable wrenches
2 sets of jumper cables with 2 truck batteries
AND a 6 foot tall stuffed panda named Steve.

[SilverBullet1984]

A box o' condoms and a jar of pickels.

[snugglebear32]

a box of condoms some jumper cables and a cpl of flares

[urhatchetman]

box of condoms and the zombie survival guide and a muzzle

[rocker666]

a box of condoms and a fleshlight

[tj01276]

a box of condoms and a dozen doughnuts

[Pussy Patrol]

A box of condoms,ky lube,large buttplug,magic wand,jelly and plastic groundsheet

[HornyTrucker]

A box of condoms and a very large cucumber.

[Levi76]

A box of condoms and prescription strength painkillers

[XslickX]

A box of condoms and a porno mag and also ask the cashier to see if she wants to join ;)

[crazyazaindian]

a box of condoms and a box of latex gloves

[Bodich26]

qwerty good

[Duke1015]

box of condoms, a pair of leather work gloves and a bag of horse treats

[crazyazaindian]

box of condoms, and a bunch of bannannas

[nickavidreader]

a box of condoms and a car battery

[temp8642]

A box of condoms, and a happy 18th birthday card for your daughter!

[stratjunkie]

a box of condoms, vasaline, and cat food

[Xoeleox]

A box of condoms, a tank of propane, six paperclips, a rubber band, some Great Stuff, an extension cord, and a waffle iron. It just depends on where you shop. ;)

[petrol180]

A box of condoms and a Tazer

that would be electrifying sex lol

[Xoeleox]

A most shocking choice.

A box of condoms and an air compressor.

[punkiedoo]

I've played this game elsewhere and it was quite funny.

Name a strange item that could be bought with a box of condoms to get a strange look from/scare the cashier. NO REPEATS!!!!

My example:

A box of condoms and at home pregnancy tests

your turn....;)


A box of condoms and a copy of "Brokeback Mountain" on dvd. :eek:

[aesopstails]

a box of condoms and a bible

[Xoeleox]

A box of condoms, a hair-curler, a bottle of carbonated water, a funnel, a pipe, and a box of rocket-ship popsickles