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indicouple
02-09-2011, 07:00 AM
10 Reasons why men are so lovable!

on International Men's Day let us women raise a toast to all the men who have
touched our lives in some way, big or small.

Reasons why women must celebrate the men who love us - be it our fathers,
teachers, grandfathers, brothers, boyfriends, husbands, sons or friends.

1. They always keep us on a pedestal by having great expectations from us - of
understanding football, cricket , going out clubbing yet being the demure petite
'bahu' at all the family dos and being absolute devils in bed!

2. Once they love us they cannot delete us from their systems although our
loyalties might keep switching between our fathers, boyfriends, husbands and
sons all our lives!

3. He tries his best to surprise us although his surprise might put us in an
absolute state of shock!

4. Though most of us feel that men can very rarely be as sensitive as us, it's just we on the contrary who need to understand that their ways of being
sensitive are manly else they'd be just like us and oh wouldn't that make the world so boring?

5. They can really hold secrets and even forget them conveniently! Don't expect
him to remember the colleague you bitched about the other day to him!

6. He might never be our 'best friend' but in spite of being impatient and
short tempered with the world around he really tries to be a patient listener.

7. He might not be the 'knight in shining armor' out of our dreams but he can
pamper us with all his love.

8. They are babies at heart, they respect us, can't do without us but will never
admit it or praise women!

9. They are born loyal- ever heard a man who forgets his ma-ke-haath-ka-khaana?

10. They always want to be heroic, no matter where they are in spite of all
their flaws just to impress us women!

Cheers to such men - who wear chivalry
on their sleeves and possess
the innocent heart of a child all their lives!

indicouple
02-09-2011, 07:01 AM
1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a
year!!!!!"(FOR DIAL UP'S)

2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of
ICU!

5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.

8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant
message to.

16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore
button handy.

17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.

18. You say......."Where did the time go??"

19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

21.You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......

22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small.

23. You think faster than the computer.

24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **
kisses**.

25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.

26. You're on the phone and say BRB.

27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave
your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".

29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on
instead.

30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-lif

Silly Git
02-09-2011, 08:31 AM
One reason why men are so lovable....

No matter what, they always come back for more.

payxe
02-10-2011, 12:30 AM
reason 11: they say things like, "thanks for posting an email from 2000, lol"

srsly... laptop and phone for icq in the car? ha ha ha, oldie but goodie :)