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LuvMyDildos
02-09-2011, 05:50 PM
As a Veterinary Technology student who has seen a lot of gross stuff in her time and who rarely, if ever, pales at the sight of blood (pardon the pun), I didn't expect myself to have that bad a reaction to that video. I was actually feeling lightheaded! I've stood next to the operating table and watched the bloodiest surgeries performed on animals (MASSIVE tumor removals, mostly), but I never even batted an eyelash at those. But this...oh my god! I was really ready to vomit. The only time I ever wanted to vomit by viewing something was when I interned at a vet's office a few years ago and had to watch a cat get de-clawed.

My god, I'm still reeling. I didn't have as bad a reaction to Two Girls One Cup! I certainly hope that man went to the hospital after that, because judging from the amount of blood he lost, he could have punctured his intestines. Even if he didn't, he still lost a shit-load (pardon the pun, once again) of blood.

xoElmo88ox
02-09-2011, 07:57 PM
Oh My God I know... Same reaction as you tbh. I'm a Vet Nurse myself, was only working for a while last year, can't seem to find a job now. But I saw some unusual stuff (the worst one being a dog with fly strike - maggots EVERYWHERE - they've always freaked me out.) I've seen loads of different surgeries, I've done an enema on a cat and assisted with pyometra surgeries (they stink to high heaven) without batting an eyelid like you but that video really freaked me out!!

PS I'm curious to find out what does Veterinary Technology actually entail, is it different to what I'd call Vet Nursing?

tastingmyown
02-09-2011, 08:03 PM
umm what are you too talking about?..

xoElmo88ox
02-09-2011, 08:12 PM
umm what are you too talking about?..

Google is your friend... Or actually in this case maybe it isn't, this video is not for the faint hearted let me tell you.

FishHunter
02-09-2011, 09:31 PM
Good that you are not planning to be an ER nurse, huh? :excited:

VoiciMonAmour
02-09-2011, 10:29 PM
Ugh, I agree! It's the most vomit-inducing video I've ever seen. I don't get squeamish over things, but don't believe I've never wished for something to be more fake in my life.

Inserting a glass jar in your ass... BAD IDEA!

LuvMyDildos
02-09-2011, 11:01 PM
Oh My God I know... Same reaction as you tbh. I'm a Vet Nurse myself, was only working for a while last year, can't seem to find a job now. But I saw some unusual stuff (the worst one being a dog with fly strike - maggots EVERYWHERE - they've always freaked me out.) I've seen loads of different surgeries, I've done an enema on a cat and assisted with pyometra surgeries (they stink to high heaven) without batting an eyelid like you but that video really freaked me out!!

PS I'm curious to find out what does Veterinary Technology actually entail, is it different to what I'd call Vet Nursing?

A Veterinary Technician is the same as a Veterinary Nurse. In fact, just yesterday in my Vet Management class we were learning about how the United States and Canada are the only two countries in the world not allowed to call Vet Techs Vet Nurses, as the association of nurses in human medicine once upon a time sued the balls off of the American Veterinary Medical Association because they had the rights to the word "nurse" in human medicine.

That being said, my teacher also told us that if we're ever having trouble explaining to people what Vet Techs are, we can just say that we're nurses for animals.

xoElmo88ox
02-09-2011, 11:15 PM
A Veterinary Technician is the same as a Veterinary Nurse. In fact, just yesterday in my Vet Management class we were learning about how the United States and Canada are the only two countries in the world not allowed to call Vet Techs Vet Nurses, as the association of nurses in human medicine once upon a time sued the balls off of the American Veterinary Medical Association because they had the rights to the word "nurse" in human medicine.

That being said, my teacher also told us that if we're ever having trouble explaining to people what Vet Techs are, we can just say that we're nurses for animals.

That's actually really interesting. :) I wonder if we can legally do the same things while working as you guys. Would be cool to find out. It would be a lot easier for you if you were called vet nurses, woudn't it? Do you get the same "are you going to be a vet, then?" question from almost everyone you meet?! Or my personal favourite: "Do you like animals?"

XxElitexX
02-09-2011, 11:21 PM
I've seen that video a couple times before. He actually recovered and made a make-up video where he was successful. I guess I'm weird for watching people hurt themselves like that huh.:cool:

xoElmo88ox
02-09-2011, 11:24 PM
I've seen that video a couple times before. He actually recovered and made a make-up video where he was successful. I guess I'm weird for watching people hurt themselves like that huh.:cool:

You must have a stronger stomach than I do, I didn't actually finish watching the whole thing!

XxElitexX
02-09-2011, 11:30 PM
You must have a stronger stomach than I do, I didn't actually finish watching the whole thing!
Yeah in the end you can see him picking the shards of glass out of his ass. Looked painful as fuck

LuvMyDildos
02-09-2011, 11:33 PM
That's actually really interesting. :) I wonder if we can legally do the same things while working as you guys. Would be cool to find out. It would be a lot easier for you if you were called vet nurses, woudn't it? Do you get the same "are you going to be a vet, then?" question from almost everyone you meet?! Or my personal favourite: "Do you like animals?"

Yes! I do get the "are you going to be a vet, then?" question ALL the time. In fact, my teacher even told us how to prepare for it, by answering "No, my ego isn't big enough."

payxe
02-09-2011, 11:37 PM
you should be pleased to know it was a fake video

xoElmo88ox
02-10-2011, 12:37 AM
Yes! I do get the "are you going to be a vet, then?" question ALL the time. In fact, my teacher even told us how to prepare for it, by answering "No, my ego isn't big enough."

That question does actually get to me sometimes tbh.

Haha, that's actually a really good answer!! I might use that sometime if I'm brave enough!

Hikaru Sushi
02-10-2011, 05:33 AM
you should be pleased to know it was a fake video


That can be debated over and over. I doubt it, though. Sicker things have been done.

Ooh, this thread will spark many Googles and harm many souls. Let's hope they at least click safe links... Lots of websites now that claim to host such videos can give out some nasty computer bugs. Safe browsing!

Obscene Cupcake
02-10-2011, 05:48 AM
As a Veterinary Technology student who has seen a lot of gross stuff in her time and who rarely, if ever, pales at the sight of blood (pardon the pun), I didn't expect myself to have that bad a reaction to that video. I was actually feeling lightheaded! I've stood next to the operating table and watched the bloodiest surgeries performed on animals (MASSIVE tumor removals, mostly), but I never even batted an eyelash at those. But this...oh my god! I was really ready to vomit. The only time I ever wanted to vomit by viewing something was when I interned at a vet's office a few years ago and had to watch a cat get de-clawed.

My god, I'm still reeling. I didn't have as bad a reaction to Two Girls One Cup! I certainly hope that man went to the hospital after that, because judging from the amount of blood he lost, he could have punctured his intestines. Even if he didn't, he still lost a shit-load (pardon the pun, once again) of blood.for me one guy one jar didn't really bother me. and two girls one cup... just looked fake to me, even though I knew it was real. plus I didn't watch them all the way through.


but two kids in a sandbox? I got up and started jumping around the room, sheltering my urethra. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST MAN. OUCH.

xoElmo88ox
02-10-2011, 10:08 AM
but two kids in a sandbox? I got up and started jumping around the room, sheltering my urethra. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST MAN. OUCH.

I hadn't heard of that one until now. But going on your reaction I think I'll leave well enough alone...

Biguy83
02-10-2011, 10:36 AM
meh. kids in sandbox isn't that bad. I honestly think 1 man 1 jar, 2 girls 1 cup and 4 girls finger painting are far worse.

Kids in sandbox just looks like someone has spent several years doing urethral sounding to stretch his urethra. If you look up amazing ty she gets fucked in her urethra. No different

doctorhotdj
02-10-2011, 11:17 AM
it was GROSS :(
how do dey make such vids?HORRIFYIN

WhaWhaWha
02-10-2011, 11:53 AM
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Neversayynever
02-10-2011, 12:17 PM
My friend made me watch that over the summer, i'll never be the same...lol

WhaWhaWha
02-10-2011, 12:20 PM
My friend made me watch that over the summer, i'll never be the same...lol
Never say "never", Neversayynever

DEATHinSHADOWSX
02-10-2011, 12:40 PM
What I don't understand is what did he think would happen. Anyway a worse video is sadclownsong (I think that is what it is called) he stretches his arse till it starts to tear.

LuvMyDildos
02-10-2011, 12:44 PM
I just watched two kids in a sandbox, and I wasn't really all that fazed by it.

DEATHinSHADOWSX
02-10-2011, 12:57 PM
I just watched two kids in a sandbox, and I wasn't really all that fazed by it.
Which is that?

TommyJay
02-11-2011, 05:07 AM
thanks for scarring me

XxElitexX
02-11-2011, 05:27 AM
I just watched two kids in a sandbox, and I wasn't really all that fazed by it.
Just watched it...It was like whatever.

Obscene Cupcake
02-11-2011, 05:59 AM
meh. kids in sandbox isn't that bad. I honestly think 1 man 1 jar, 2 girls 1 cup and 4 girls finger painting are far worse.

Kids in sandbox just looks like someone has spent several years doing urethral sounding to stretch his urethra. If you look up amazing ty she gets fucked in her urethra. No differentD: ow. owowowow. a BARETTE was hard enough for me. a DUCK? in THERE? seriously? what the fuck people. what the fuck. compare a barette to a dick. something the size of a thin needle to a DICK. ouch. the funny thing was that I was talking to this homophobic 16 year old christian, the first time I watched it. his reasoning was "it's fake because they don't make didlo's that big". if you remember, the dildo used was the size of someone's thumb. I laughed. it certainly told me what his size was.


I read a description of four girls ect ect. it sounds the same as 2 girls 1 cup, so I don't care.

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you know you will hahaha.
Which is that?
watch it and find out

sweetliljac
02-11-2011, 06:08 AM
Am I the only one that isn't bothered by this?

The only thing I can keep thinking, "What a stupid fucking moron."

Obscene Cupcake
02-11-2011, 06:29 AM
Am I the only one that isn't bothered by this?

The only thing I can keep thinking, "What a stupid fucking moron."
he did it on purpose, I'm sure.

sweetliljac
02-11-2011, 06:36 AM
he did it on purpose, I'm sure.

Yes, I'm confident that it shoved the jar up his ass on purpose, however I'm I do believe he didn't break it on purpose.

If he did, then that makes him even dumber than I originally thought.

xoElmo88ox
02-11-2011, 11:28 AM
What I don't understand is what did he think would happen. Anyway a worse video is sadclownsong (I think that is what it is called) he stretches his arse till it starts to tear.

I swear, your description made me cringe and say "Nooooooooo!" out loud... my mother is now looking at me like I'm a mental patient!!!

DEATHinSHADOWSX
02-11-2011, 11:35 AM
I swear, your description made me cringe and say "Nooooooooo!" out loud... my mother is now looking at me like I'm a mental patient!!!
He just puts his fingers in there and starts to pull.

SweetHemiStud
02-11-2011, 12:29 PM
What I don't understand is what did he think would happen. Anyway a worse video is sadclownsong (I think that is what it is called) he stretches his arse till it starts to tear.

Anyone know where to find this, kinda curious and nervous at the same time.