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Conundrum
09-16-2006, 10:13 PM
Authors: do some of the comments on your stories make you laugh, or simply shake your head in bewilderment? You can count PMs about the stories too. I bring it up because I had one that amused me today, though not in a good way.
I got it via PM, and it read:
hi im only 15 and i cummed three times so well done
No title or anything. Those who know me well will testify that as someone who works in a boys' school, it's been a long-term ambition of mine to make kids the age of those I work with come multiple times in one sitting, so I was thrilled to hear my mission was a success. :?
Now, this wouldn't be that amusing in it's own right, but when I checked the poster's profile out of morbid curiosity, I discovered that he registered today just to send that PM.
I feel so special.
LiamB
09-16-2006, 11:10 PM
After three tales I decided to put the storyline to rest, letting people decide for themselves what might happen next. I got this comment:
Reader
09-10-06 - 13:54
Brittany miscalculated the anguish her father felt from losing her mom just those few minutes before. as she turned the handle on the door to the den, she heard the gun go off.
I found that funny as hell! It's my kind of humor.
Kimiko
09-17-2006, 02:29 PM
I like the ones that say I must be sexually deprived in order to write such things, and the ones that say Asian girls are too demure to write pornographic stories.
And of course, there's the ones that want to write the ending for you. :wink:
nikki1979
09-19-2006, 04:00 AM
I have been happily surprised at the comments on my diary posts, they have been very supportive.
Yet my pm's offer many which condem me for my interracial lifestyle. It strikes me as kind of funny that they dont dont have the guts to post them with the story.
They dont upset me, I'm better than that.
Nikki
I got this comment on my Sins of the Father incest series.
'Electricity will now pass through your body, until you are dead, according to state law. may god have mercy on your soul.'
Now that is cool!
I like the ones that say I must be sexually deprived in order to write such things, and the ones that say Asian girls are too demure to write pornographic stories.
And of course, there's the ones that want to write the ending for you. :wink:
Asia girls are quite demur. lol. Except in Japan and Thailand. Now take your average Korea beauty. Oral maybe if she loves you and you press, anal, even suggest it and you are out in the subzero cold for the night.
Kimiko
09-22-2006, 06:08 PM
You don't really want to generalize about people that way. They're are Asian porn starlets who don't seem all that demure.
But in any case, as it happens, I'm half Caucasian, born in the United States, as were my parents, so whatever cultural hang-ups are associated with being Japanese, I don't really have them. I'm just an American girl who looks Japanese. :D
Furred Goddess
09-24-2006, 11:17 AM
Name with-held to protect the prick (but you can simply look at my only story, easy ti pick him out.)
07-04-06 - 23:42
"Horrible. first of al, that's just wrong, second of all, the writing was really bad. no teacher in his right mind would just come up with the thought of fucking a child student. that's sick and disturbing. honestly, go back to college and take some crazy pills you sick freak"
First of all, he tore into me for my writing? I barely could decipher his typos. Secondly, I put up warnings on the story that there was underaged. Anyone who read my story knows it wasn't out of the blue the male thought of having sex, he actually struggled with the thought and decided it was worth the risk and trouble.
Another on the same story,
Reader
06-30-06 - 20:26
"This is the girliest lovey dovey shit i have ever read"
Huh, strange to think a girl who loves love would write something that was "Girly, and Lovey-dovey". I swear... morons.
derwood
09-28-2006, 11:39 PM
Sicko comment left on my first story..
"You should write about fucking the 4 year old in the ass, then killing it and putting it in a trashcan"
Seriously.. I thought I might be able to finally enjoy writing, but with internet trolls like this.. Why bother..
I wrote a followup to see if I could improve myself. Creative writing has always been one of my weak points. But, no one is reading the second story.. I doubt there will be a third now that the sicko above has posted his thoughts..
Write down you fantasy. Enjoy it and if you feel like it share it.
Screw the commmentors. Hell, we do a lot of that now don't we.
Unless it is a new venue, I do not allow comments anymore. I do not care what you think of my grammar, the tense I write in or how I should just quit.
I write for females. Nobody else.
'Mars ou Matrice'!
Kimiko
09-30-2006, 04:44 PM
*moaning* Keep writing, firststick....I'm so close...so wet......please, just a little more....
*moaning* Keep writing, firststick....I'm so close...so wet......please, just a little more....
lol. You know I adore you Kimiko. I would be your Poodle Boy if you asked.
I am getting hammered on my last offering. I think I am retiring, tail tucked between my legs. :oops:
rudbi one
10-01-2006, 01:41 AM
Didn't you get arressted for writing those stories? I just read a news article about a woman who wrote those kind of stories, getting arressted and thrown in jail on a very large bond.
I hope you are her, if I could help the 'thought police' catch you I would. :-s :?(
baller16
10-01-2006, 01:44 AM
dude you're a fucking moron
kurai
10-03-2006, 04:59 PM
I hate reading comments on peoples stories like "OMG IT MADE ME CUM SO HARRD!!" It's probably a great compliment but I don't feel its needed to that extent. Maybe like "your story fufilled it's job" or something lol
Kimiko
10-03-2006, 07:17 PM
I hate reading comments on peoples stories like "OMG IT MADE ME CUM SO HARRD!!" It's probably a great compliment but I don't feel its needed to that extent. Maybe like "your story fufilled it's job" or something lol
Actually....I love those comments. :oops:
scotchncoke
10-05-2006, 08:04 AM
I don't think that some people can appreciate the art of creativity,I think you all do a good job,and if they can't comprehend the reality verses fantasy then they should not be here anyway,but their comments are quite amusing.If you know what I mean
baller16
10-05-2006, 01:31 PM
on the only story I've written so far, there was some dumbass who didn't get that it was clearly fiction and called me a liar and a loser or some shit. What a stupid little fuck
A comment on the 9th part of a story, 'You should continue with a part 2'.
A.GreyFoxxx
10-13-2006, 12:02 AM
From my forbidden friut series I got a comment that made mne kinda scratch my head and wonder....
A reader wrote: "As a granfatherm this story turned my stomach and made me regurgitate" and went on about me being arrested or shot or something.
What i guess i didn't understand is, this was a four part story, if he didn't like it... why read it?
I don't mind that he didn't like it, or that he expressed an opinion (This is America, after all.)
but i just don't get why anyone would read all four parts of a story that they obviously had issues with.
Wouldn't you stop after the first one??
From my forbidden friut series I got a comment that made mne kinda scratch my head and wonder....
A reader wrote: "As a granfatherm this story turned my stomach and made me regurgitate" and went on about me being arrested or shot or something.
What i guess i didn't understand is, this was a four part story, if he didn't like it... why read it?
I don't mind that he didn't like it, or that he expressed an opinion (This is America, after all.)
but i just don't get why anyone would read all four parts of a story that they obviously had issues with.
Wouldn't you stop after the first one??
My wife's parents came down to Houston to stay with us for a week.
We had HBO on the cable. He/they are real Jesus freaks. He would still sit and watch the 'R' rated movies and shake his head in disapproval. Watch them but disapprove. Hmmmmm. I wonder if he got a boner?
For the comment of...
"I would like to make a comment but i gotta take a shit...."
I think that was me :shock:
Kimiko
10-22-2006, 06:32 PM
From my forbidden friut series I got a comment that made mne kinda scratch my head and wonder....
A reader wrote: "As a granfatherm this story turned my stomach and made me regurgitate" and went on about me being arrested or shot or something.
What i guess i didn't understand is, this was a four part story, if he didn't like it... why read it?
I don't mind that he didn't like it, or that he expressed an opinion (This is America, after all.)
but i just don't get why anyone would read all four parts of a story that they obviously had issues with.
Wouldn't you stop after the first one??
He had to keep reading...he hadn't come yet.
shaun056
11-14-2006, 12:45 PM
Lol, I read one story on another site... can't remember where. It was this incest story and this person posted a comment saying
'Whats Incest? Ahhh I'm telling my mommy..'
It was the pure randomness which just made it funny.
I havent written a story yet... well not a sex story anyway... I'm afraid my pure writing ability would fail me if I tried...
whispers
11-17-2006, 11:16 PM
Loving this thread! Making my wife and I laugh!
We are new to this site ... have had our first story up for just a week or so ... as newbies we are asking those of you who have been here a while, is there a place we can get therapy after reading, "1/10 crap of the 1st order,"?
J.A.W.
11-20-2006, 03:46 AM
Well, I got this message on "Wolf Quest"
You give new meaning to "ass kissing, kidding behind a clique." it is unbelievable that you asked for permission to debate in the forum! unbelievable, but believable since you did it. grow a pair of balls.Every once in a while I come back to it hoping that there will be some revelation that would allow it to make any sort of sense whatsoever.
Dedomi
11-20-2006, 04:50 AM
Sicko comment left on my first story..
"You should write about fucking the 4 year old in the ass, then killing it and putting it in a trashcan"
Seriously.. I thought I might be able to finally enjoy writing, but with internet trolls like this.. Why bother..
I wrote a followup to see if I could improve myself. Creative writing has always been one of my weak points. But, no one is reading the second story.. I doubt there will be a third now that the sicko above has posted his thoughts..
Haha, I actually think his comment is pretty funny cuz its so absolutely ridiculous
popoman
11-29-2006, 05:47 AM
:) Your probably beautiful too! Spent a couple of years in Japan and the eurasian gals are out of this world. Best of both worlds! Your fan.:) You don't really want to generalize about people that way. They're are Asian porn starlets who don't seem all that demure.
But in any case, as it happens, I'm half Caucasian, born in the United States, as were my parents, so whatever cultural hang-ups are associated with being Japanese, I don't really have them. I'm just an American girl who looks Japanese. :D
Empress Lainie
12-14-2006, 06:59 AM
Haha, I actually think his comment is pretty funny cuz its so absolutely ridiculous
This is really terrible to have happened and even to say, but here in LV, a three year old was actually found in the trash.
Fanfiction
12-14-2006, 08:35 AM
Hehehe. Yeah comments make me think in different ways for sure. There are all kinds, some people obviously thought about it for ages, others just snapped off the wrist so to speak, so I thought I'd post some of my favorites from my stories in a sort of category way:
There are the whacko's like:
1/10, cops would've been called... if i were her i would left a.s.a.p. & had them arrested or delt with...
:D
The ones who want to tell you what should have happened like:
Have the brother and sister fuck
:D
The ones that have me embarrassingly by the balls:
A-i-s-l-e
:( :( :(
who's linda?
Crazy shit who is linda keep on track and keep wrighting.
Linda??????????
Who the fhuck is linda?????
:mad: :mad: :mad:
Those who write THEIR story's for me like:
Hot, hot, hot. i came twice reading it. when i was 15,i stayed at a girl friend's house for 3 weeks one summer. she introduced me to masturbation and took mt cherry with a large warmed candle. then one night she tied my hands to the bed and put a pillow under my ass and brought in her collie. he licked me and then she help him mount me and put his cock in my cunt. he filled me to overflowing and tied with me for 15 minutes. since that time i've never been without a dog.
:eek: :D
Indecent confessions are always nice *sigh like:
I came half way through the story and came again close to the end...its great being multi-orgasmic
:rolleyes:
Great story 10/10 i came so hard i squirted my pussy juice all over the place.
:eek:
I came so hard my eyes watered, fuckin sweet story 10/10
:D
Wish you could use me like that
:rolleyes: :twisted:
I loved it 10/10 it gave me one of mt best orgasams keep writting!!!
:rolleyes:
Great fuck story. i nearly pulled my cock out by the roots!
:D
i have never cum so much.
:rolleyes:
Kinky folk like:
This story made my wife happy after i finished reading it she says i should read more like this one
:eek:
And of corse, down right flattery will always get you EVERYWHERE, with the extraordinarily vain and pompous, Mr. Fanfiction::D
Fuck man this is the best story i have ever read.
100/100.
Lets get past the obvious, there is something very wrong with bestiality, but i kept on reading! 10/10
As a general rule, i don't post. and i don't like reading about bestiality. but that was beautiful.
Best story ive ever read, i loved the demonicness of it, and i especially liked the epilogue. most stories here just suddenly end with little to no closure, but this gave a little twist and made the stand out, and it will be one i shall remember
As a guy in the minority who likes bestiality, well.. these last ones are particularly sweet as you may imagine .LOL:D
Heh, yeah, amusing thread. Since I only post rape/ violent stories here I get very few comments and no PMs. I guess not many people like the subject matter and even if they do they don't like to talk about it. What I do get is almost squarely in two camps: 1) the ones telling me that was nice and blah blahblah 2) the ones telling me that was disgusting and that I should be prosecuted and stuff (luckily, I'm on a totally other continent... and plane of reality). Nothing really weird or amusing there, but one comment really made me chuckle. I still have no flipping idea what it was all about. Here it is, prhaps someone can decipher it for me:
هاى انا مصرى... وعاو... بنت للزو... من اى دوله... تكون... تحب الني
That fucked up or what???
MusicMachine
01-13-2007, 10:55 PM
Reader
01-11-07 - 22:11
http://stories.xnxx.com/images/report.gif (javascript:report('116472'))Jesus titty fucking christ that was amazing
Jesus titty fucking christ that was amazing
Was that the translation of Urs' post?
ROFL !!
Empress Lainie
01-22-2007, 07:47 AM
Heh, yeah, amusing thread. Since I only post rape/ violent stories here I get very few comments and no PMs. I guess not many people like the subject matter and even if they do they don't like to talk about it. What I do get is almost squarely in two camps: 1) the ones telling me that was nice and blah blahblah 2) the ones telling me that was disgusting and that I should be prosecuted and stuff (luckily, I'm on a totally other continent... and plane of reality). Nothing really weird or amusing there, but one comment really made me chuckle. I still have no flipping idea what it was all about. Here it is, prhaps someone can decipher it for me:
هاى انا مصرى... وعاو... بنت للزو... من اى دوله... تكون... تحب الني
That fucked up or what???
I think its Cambodian. Doesn't look like arabic to me.
daddyslilslut
01-23-2007, 01:04 AM
I've gotten one on my stories that clearly say that my stories are transcripts from an instant messanger and that was the angle I was trying to write from...that say stuff like "hard to follow" and "put it in paragraphs"
It makes me wonder why they would read it to begin with..
so what does "jk;ljk;ljkl;jk;l" mean? Looks like someone drumming their fingers on the keyboard. Bored, ya think?
Empress Lainie
01-28-2007, 08:19 AM
The one in response to Babysitter Deluxe that said a 6 yr old girl comes over to his house, they get naked and she rubs her pussy around on his cock. Then he says, wonder what a 4 yr old would feel like. ROFLMAO
daddyslilslut
02-02-2007, 01:45 PM
so what does "jk;ljk;ljkl;jk;l" mean? Looks like someone drumming their fingers on the keyboard. Bored, ya think?
haha i've gotten that before too...random nonsense...i'm not sure what it is...if it wasnt a guest who left it i would have asked them about it
XGamer
02-02-2007, 01:47 PM
haha i've gotten that before too...random nonsense...i'm not sure what it is...if it wasnt a guest who left it i would have asked them about it
Its one handed typing for.. I am coming...
Xgamer
Kimiko
02-02-2007, 02:52 PM
Its one handed typing for.. I am coming...
Xgamer
I got one that looked like it was in Arabic once. I wonder if he was coming too....
baller16
02-02-2007, 03:23 PM
Reader
08-06-06 - 01:08
http://stories.xnxx.com/images/report.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:report('95982'))Well don't type in bold it is very annoying, and most people aren't allowed to teach at the age of 21. finally, i like vagina
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found that one kind of funny
daddyslilslut
02-03-2007, 05:41 PM
Its one handed typing for.. I am coming...
Xgamer
lol well then i suppose it is a good thing
Tahtiana
02-13-2007, 09:34 AM
You don't really want to generalize about people that way. They're are Asian porn starlets who don't seem all that demure.
But in any case, as it happens, I'm half Caucasian, born in the United States, as were my parents, so whatever cultural hang-ups are associated with being Japanese, I don't really have them. I'm just an American girl who looks Japanese. :D
Jesus.. i bet youre incredibley sexxy kimiko..
al2744an
02-13-2007, 10:10 AM
Jesus.. i bet youre incredibley sexxy kimiko..
Hear, hear :rose::rose:
Chagrin
02-13-2007, 03:45 PM
On a story of mine called "Quickies":
"Anyone knw where chad is on a map"
and:
"Um you're a fuckin slut you fucking psycho.. im 100% sure you are a fuckin liar too! grow up my dear"
The first was a totally random comment since I guess he was referring to the country Chad and I make no mention of it whatsoever, nor are any characters named that. The second comment I thought was very weird, since I labelled the story "fiction."
And the first comment I ever got for a story I posted:
"What the fuck r u smokin !!!!! oh i 4got every males 'penis talks!!!!!! u must be really fucked up to write shit like this!!!!!!! i do not want any of what u r having!!!!!!!!!"
chris4sylvia
02-13-2007, 08:14 PM
hi there..
i had a comment on one of my stories which was just leviticus 18:22
having checked this section, i could accept this as a justified comment if my story had contained male homosexuality. but as none of my stories contain this i have to wonder about this persons knowledge of the bible...
but in defence i will admit that if he had quoted leviticus 18:23 he would have been spot on as this passage deals with incest, which is the main theme of my stories.... though i did have to laugh at the comment straight after his which someone asked the question why read an erotic story then quote scripture..
big thanks to everyone who has read my stories...
Fanfiction
02-14-2007, 12:00 AM
hi there..
i had a comment on one of my stories which was just leviticus 18:22
having checked this section, i could accept this as a justified comment if my story had contained male homosexuality. but as none of my stories contain this i have to wonder about this persons knowledge of the bible...
but in defence i will admit that if he had quoted leviticus 18:23 he would have been spot on as this passage deals with incest, which is the main theme of my stories.... though i did have to laugh at the comment straight after his which someone asked the question why read an erotic story then quote scripture..
big thanks to everyone who has read my stories...
Yeah it's just some poor fuckwits attempt to tell you he is going to consistently give your stories 1/10's to drop you down the index in a 'cool' ominous way.. oooooooooo.. boooooooooooooo are you all shivering now?
Since XnXX is open to this sort of fucknuckle it and others will continue to do this to all stories with beast, incest, young etc.. he/she has left that on a lot of stories..
chris4sylvia
02-14-2007, 09:16 PM
thanks fanfiction... now i know why the rating dropped so much...he or she should be man enough to at least leave e-mail address so they can be thanked for taking the time to read the story and comment on it...
Snoochies
03-14-2007, 01:20 AM
"I just the intayer siris in less than 2 hours & yes he last one was the longest and the best does far keep up the great work
10\10"
Took me a while but I realized this was supposed to say:
I just READ the ENTIRE SERIES in less than 2 hours and yes THE last one was the longest and the best THUS far keep up the great work
Linda
03-14-2007, 06:42 PM
[quote=Fanfiction;75870]
who's linda?
Crazy shit who is linda keep on track and keep wrighting.
Linda??????????
Who the fhuck is linda?????
well I am Linda but I too love the comments at the bottom of my stories, some I find very helpful with my future admissions to this site and others I just appreciate that someone took the time to comment.
I would like to know how to comment with my nick tho, anyone help, I keep coming up as reader .
Snoochies
03-14-2007, 07:10 PM
you have to sign in (at the top right of the page where it says "sign in/create account"
Raymond
03-14-2007, 07:41 PM
well, my favorite ones are the comments that tell me im a sick ass mother fucking bastard to write such things....
Lessiewhore
03-15-2007, 04:30 PM
I havent written any stories as of yet but i was reading one and it said:
OMFG UR SUCH A SICK FUCKER...
Oh no wait wrong story sorry
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He realised it was the wrong story but posted anyway!??!
lol..
kim1973
03-16-2007, 06:57 AM
Here's a doozie I just got:
Tihs is a king of fuckit
Any idea how to translate that one?
Sierra
06-10-2007, 06:06 AM
strawberry (http://profiles.xnxx.com/2007February/60110-strawberry.php)
06-07-07 - 12:42
http://stories.xnxx.com/images/report.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:report('141698'))Wack, this story is ordinary, everyday thing in a movie theater. 4/10
that's too much of a rate, learn to write better stories or don't write at all.
Comments like this aren't necessary nor are they constructive. Obviously, someone has issues. At first I was going to go off on her, but why bother? She hasn't posted any stories. She could barely write the comment.
el_hanes
06-20-2007, 03:21 PM
I somehow got lucky I guess. I've posted 7 1/2 chapters so far to a series dealing solely with underage incest, (16, 15, and 13 year old kids) and after 130,000 reads, not one person has gripped about how bad incest is or how kids shouldn't have sex.
I did however find this comment amusing:
"This is some good shit. you should make a movie out of this stuff."
Again, the ages.
Harold1000
01-26-2009, 02:47 AM
Kimiko is very sexy.....
p3dro
01-26-2009, 04:45 AM
Heh, yeah, amusing thread. Since I only post rape/ violent stories here I get very few comments and no PMs. I guess not many people like the subject matter and even if they do they don't like to talk about it. What I do get is almost squarely in two camps: 1) the ones telling me that was nice and blah blahblah 2) the ones telling me that was disgusting and that I should be prosecuted and stuff (luckily, I'm on a totally other continent... and plane of reality). Nothing really weird or amusing there, but one comment really made me chuckle. I still have no flipping idea what it was all about. Here it is, prhaps someone can decipher it for me:
هاى انا مصرى... وعاو... بنت للزو... من اى دوله... تكون... تحب الني
That fucked up or what???
Google translator says its Arabic and translates it like this.....
Hai ... I am an Egyptian And Ao ... Lzo girl ... Of any State ... Be ... Go to which
lol .... wtf I think something is lost inthe translation