I have......i have Never...

[SuperMurk]

New game thread even though i'm sure we don't need it lol, but i thought it would be fun if everybody said something wild that they have done, and something wild they have never done.

I have....had a foursome with 3 girls
i have never.....met a major league baseball player

[Anonymous Master]

I have gone to Wrestlemania 24

I have never killed a human

[smcaaphd]

I have looked death in the face and laughed when he puked.

I have never danced the light fandango.

[tizowyrm]

i have... contemplated commiting suicide
i have never... had sex more then once

[Panty Pervert]

I have looked death in the face and laughed when he puked.

I have never danced the light fandango.

I have puked.
I have never puked since.

[smcaaphd]

I have climbed Mount Everest,

I've never fallen off a table and broken my femur in three places.

[SuperMurk]

I have sang in front of a packed club at a battle of the bands
i have never met a woman who could ultimately stick around

[smcaaphd]

Have won an open mic evening in my local.

Have never cried in front of anyone.

[smcaaphd]

Have ridden bareback in a circus

Have never had sex with an elephant

[Panty Pervert]

Have ridden bareback in a circus

Have never had sex with an elephant
Liar:D

I have seen the light.
I have never been able to escape the DARK (http://expatmanca.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/pd_hell_070706_ms.jpg).

[deadboy]

I have won a game of strip poker with 5 women.
I have never given birth.

[DontTurnAway]

I have... Had sex with 2 of my ex girlfriend's boyfriends, and had sex with my girlfriend's boyfriend.
I have never.... Had sex with a man, knowing he had a girlfriend/whife who didn't know about it.

[smcaaphd]

I have been to the bottom of the ocean

I have never had crabs

[Panty Pervert]

I have been to the bottom of the ocean

I have never had crabs
Again...Liar:D


I have crabs.
I have never lost my virginity.

[deadboy]

I have had crabs (steamed and at my cousin's crabfeast).
I have never been to Mexico.

[hassan-kha]

Again...Liar:D


I have crabs.
I have never lost my virginity.
hello im new in the forum my name is hassan 33 old years from morrocco like too be friend with girls here.:p

[smcaaphd]

Again...Liar:D


I have crabs.
I have never lost my virginity.

Covers mouth with hand, eyes widened in total SHOCK!

YOU LIE! YOU LIE!

I know you've had old mrs baggins down the road.

Has married royalty

Hasnot killed for profit - yet, but its in the pipeline.

[deadboy]

I have run for public office.
I have never started a war, yet (be careful, Canada, (rubs hands evilly)).

[Panty Pervert]

Covers mouth with hand, eyes widened in total SHOCK!

YOU LIE! YOU LIE!

I know you've had old mrs baggins down the road.

Has married royalty

Hasnot killed for profit - yet, but its in the pipeline.
Learn to space...no not space out. You have that down!

I have had personal relations with my elementary school teacher.
I have never set my brother on fire.

[smcaaphd]

Learn to space...no not space out. You have that down!

I have had personal relations with my elementary school teacher.
I have never set my brother on fire.

Laughs in your general direction. You REALLY want to take me on over grammer?

I have swum with the Lock Ness Monster - ok it was my sister, she's U G E L E E!

I have NOT swum with the Loch Ness Monster - it was my sister (see above)

[Panty Pervert]

Laughs in your general direction. You REALLY want to take me on over grammer?

yew doughnut scar me!

I have always been a Pervert.
I have never denied this fact.

[smcaaphd]

yew doughnut scar me!

I have always been a Pervert.
I have never denied this fact.
You donut!

I have sung for pope.

I have been arrested for singing for the pope

I have not mooned at the pope, they arrested me too quick! damn!

[smcaaphd]

I have trained a dragon to light my aga

I have never seen a shooting star

[smcaaphd]

I have seen beauty among the homeless

I have not been hog tied to a radiator and had to await a visit by 'Mr Shrimp'

[givinup]

I have willingly gone a year without sex
I have never been part of a gang bang......yet

[236]

i have joined the army.








i havent told my girfriend yet

[smcaaphd]

I have had my fortune told correctly down to the day I gave birth

I have never played poker on an ocean going vessel

[ImpyKim]

I have been swimming in the sea in Weston Super Mare on a snowy February night (yes I could find it!!) and we were so drunk we used an ironing board to try and surf LOL
I have never taken my clothes off in public!

[Mental_4_now]

I have slept with my 9th grade gym teacher
I have not passed gym except once

[chainsaviar]

I have been in love
I havent had anal sex

[Mental_4_now]

I have been in love
I havent had anal sex


I can change that giggdy giggdy

[Topper7799]

I have had sex with a stranger :eek:
I have never had sex with a male/female couple .....yet:-D

[chainsaviar]

I can change that giggdy giggdy:eek::rolleyes:;):D:rose:

[Mental_4_now]

:eek::rolleyes:;):D:rose:


oh yea you like that don't chya oh yea *rubs nipples* come on over *licks finger* :D;)

[chainsaviar]

mhmm! i do!

[Mental_4_now]

i know you do *sits on ur lap and rubs ur thighs* i know you want it *sucks on ur finger* oh yea PM me baby



PS - For the sake of the thread

I have masturbated thinking of Kenny Chesney
I have not given ChainsAviar a good time ..........Yet

[chainsaviar]

i know you do *sits on ur lap and rubs ur thighs* i know you want it *sucks on ur finger* oh yea PM me baby



PS - For the sake of the thread

I have masturbated thinking of Kenny Chesney
I have not given ChainsAviar a good time ..........Yeti will hun, but right now i gotta go to work

I have made a girl cum in my mouth
I havent came in a girls mouth:mad:

[Kimiko]

i will hun, but right now i gotta go to work

I have made a girl cum in my mouth
I havent came in a girls mouth:mad:

That seems easy enough to rectify...:)

[CrazyFoxette]

I have finally found someone I feel sexually comfortable with
I haven't learned the finesse of tact.

[SuperMurk]

I have drank in the rain, danced in the rain, and ran in the rain
i have never had sex in the rain

[smcaaphd]

I have visited the dark side of the moon

I have never returned

[getmehot]

I have masturbated while thinking about The Fox. :D

I have never masturbated while thinking about Panty Pervert. :D

[guitar]

i have masturbated while thinking about....:rolleyes: a few people lol

i have never killed anything

[SuperMurk]

i have done something i have regretted
i have never hit a woman

[the fox]

I have been in a street fight

I have never eaten sushi

[Panty Pervert]

i have done something i have regretted
i have never hit a woman
LIVED!

Bullshit, you KNOW you've waxing your dolphin constantly!











































Notice the lack of picture.
NERF%-)!

[budgreeen]

I have seen a monkey fuck a beach ball

I have never fucked an inflatable woman.... yet.....

[the fox]

I have masturbated while thinking about The Fox. :D

I have never masturbated while thinking about Panty Pervert. :D
ooo i can do that

have masturbated while thinking about GMH. :D

I have never masturbated while thinking about Panty Pervert. :D

[Sam Quentin]

I have killed.
I have never felt remorse over it.

[guitar]

i have gone too far

i have never feared death

[SuperMurk]

I have been shot
I have never feared it

[guitar]

i have gotten into fights

i have never backed down from defending what i believe in

[frito]

i have cheated
i have never gone a day without regreting it

[smcaaphd]

I have climbed trees with chimpanzees

I have never been run over in a buffalo stampede (cows yes, buffalo's no no no!)

[Panty Pervert]

I have talked to Jane Goodall.
I have never owned a buffalo ranch.

[Topper7799]

I have loved and lost
I have never lost love

[smcaaphd]

I have feasted on monkey brains with a tribe of Peruvian pygmys

I have never had sex with Finn McCool (http://www.visitnorthernireland.com/opencontent/default.asp?itemid=74&section=Attractions)

[Panty Pervert]

I have Raped & Pillaged
I have never had gotten head from a Jacklope (http://www.ptgustan.com/jackalope1.jpg)

[smcaaphd]

I have built a city in the clouds

I have never sexed a budgerigar

[Panty Pervert]

I have talked to Odin.
I have never taken more than 9 hits of acid at once.

[smcaaphd]

I have walked hand in hand with an angel

I have never been afraid of success

[Panty Pervert]

I have been one of the Righteous Brothers. (http://www.retrojeunesse60.com/RighteousBrothers1.jpg)
I have never been righteous. (http://userpages.bright.net/~1wayonly/righteousmeansdoingright1.gif)
NERF%-)!

[smcaaphd]

I have never been afraid of the dark

I have seen the light

[Panty Pervert]

I have been kept in the dark.
I have never denied the fact I am the light (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0608/PerseidMoonlightAurora9_westlake_f.jpg)

[smcaaphd]

I have been attracted to a mushroom

I have never enjoyed eating toe jam

[Panty Pervert]

I have always been a fungi.
I have never been able to escape the sickness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq3QmtV8vT0&feature=related).

[smcaaphd]

I have seen dead peepul

I have never sung an aria for the queen

[Panty Pervert]

I have played checkers with Pygmies.
I have never met James Bond.

[smcaaphd]

I have played checkers with Pygmies.
I have never met James Bond.

:confused: You've played with checkered Pygmies? Or you have a checkered past involving Pygmies?

I have trained as a stunt person

I have never wrestled a gorilla and won

[the fox]

I have had sex on the fist date

I have never blackmaild someone in to sex....yet

[guitar]

I have had sex on the fist date

I have never blackmaild someone in to sex....yet

i have been so hungry i thought i was going to eat my shoes (not THAT hungry)

i have never been blackmailed by fox

[smcaaphd]

I have danced naked in the rain

I have never done a pole dance for Prince Charles

[Panty Pervert]

I have seen Prince charles do a pole dance.
I have never been able to forget the horror of that night.

[smcaaphd]

I have nestled in treetops with flying squirrels

I have NOT eaten their nutz :eek:

[Panty Pervert]

I have gone phesant hunting with Dick Cheney.
I have never liked Santa.

[smcaaphd]

I have gone PEASANT shooting with Julian Clarey

I have never found a leprechaun's gold

[smcaaphd]

I have been nice to the deserving

I have never been able to keep a straight face whilst saying ^that^

[Sam Quentin]

I have traded smokes for drugs.
I have never liked prison food.

[onenauhgtygirl29]

I have lied about my age.
I have never been to Colorado.

[Sam Quentin]

I have been to Washington.
I have never gone skiing with George Washington.

[baller16]

oooo I thought it was gonna be like the drinking game

well...in that case....I have had sex with a married woman

I have never had sex with a woman while she was getting married(that'd be pretty weird huh)

[Orpheus]

I have killed.
I have never felt remorse over it.

I have been involved in an orgy
I have never felt remorse over it.:cool:

[Sam Quentin]

I have been convicted.
I have never hung from the gallows pole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2za92DQOCw).

[onenauhgtygirl29]

I have been addicted.
I have never swung from a stripper pole!

[Sam Quentin]

I have been a dick head.
I have never had complaints about my pole.

[smcaaphd]

I have been the object of worship

I have never been the object of sacrifice

[Sam Quentin]

I have been called queen.
I have never understood that one.

[smcaaphd]

I have been called queen.
I have never understood that one.
hahahahaha

I have put down the un-putdownable

I have never been imprisoned by anything other than my mind

[budgreeen]

I have been scuba diving.....


I have never been bungee jumping....

[Sam Quentin]

I have been called "un-putdownable"
I have never been unappreciative of smcaaphds' humor!

[smcaaphd]

I have sewn the limbs back onto lepers

I have never found peace in silence

[Sam Quentin]

I have seen "Silence of the Lambs"
I have never been chased by leopards.

[smcaaphd]

I have worn a leotard

I have never kissed a frog for him to turn into a prince

[bigbird]

I have worn a leotard





Do they make them in wool ????:eek:

[Sam Quentin]

I have taken pictures of Big Bird in a wool leotard.
I have never been able to sell those pictures.

[chainsaviar]

I have jumped off a one hundred foot cliff
I have not had a threesome!

[smcaaphd]

I have put in an offer for those pics

I have never laughed as I did at the sight of them!

http://www.dickwhitney.net/BigBird.jpghttp://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00087/F_200601_january24ed_87901a.jpg OR:

http://www.auroradancewear.co.uk/acatalog/paloma_man_scoop.jpg

Big Bird, can I have your autograph? Purleese?

[bigbird]

I have put in an offer for those pics

I have never laughed as I did at the sight of them!

http://www.dickwhitney.net/BigBird.jpghttp://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00087/F_200601_january24ed_87901a.jpg OR:

http://www.auroradancewear.co.uk/acatalog/paloma_man_scoop.jpg

Big Bird, can I have your autograph? Purleese?


LOL - well it'll cost you !

[smcaaphd]

LOL - well it'll cost you !

I have already paid Corn Queen

I have never paid twice for something

[bigbird]

I have already paid Corn Queen

I have never paid twice for something


I have actually laughed at a Smacchead post

I have never had carnal knowledge of her boobies

[Sam Quentin]

The KING? of Trumpton...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44070000/jpg/_44070475_tutu_getty203.jpg
I have only a few pictures left.
I have never swam in lava.

[smcaaphd]

I have encountered a problem in post 41 of thread 38!

I have never understood what the fuck I'm going on about!

[Sam Quentin]

I have always despised smcs' so called wit.
I have never told the truth.

[smcaaphd]

I have nearly cried over that last post

I have not told the truth above in this post

[Sam Quentin]

I have schizophrenia
I have never believed that

[smcaaphd]

I have walked the scorched earth of the frozen desert

I have never been to Sunderland

[Sam Quentin]

I have seen THE EVEN HORIZON.
I have never liked that movie.

[smcaaphd]

I have heard of The EVENT Horizon

I have never heard of The EVEN Horizon

[Sam Quentin]

I have misspelled.
I have never been given leeway from smc!:kiss:

[smcaaphd]

I have been lenient and overlooked oh so many mistakes

I have never been called Lee Way

[Sam Quentin]

I have had Sarah Lee.
I have never overlooked smc.

[smcaaphd]

I have collected tup sperm

I have NEVER had ram sex

[Sam Quentin]

I have seen smc have sex with sheep!
http://greg.chappell.wasarrested.com/index_files/rt1.ice.sheep.ap.gif
I have never told anyone.
http://www.lightsoflove.us/shhh1.jpg

[smcaaphd]

I have stood on the edge of reason

I have never stepped over ^ that ^ line

[Mental_4_now]

I have danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
I have not danced w/ jesus

[smcaaphd]

I have danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
I have not danced w/ jesus

You should, he's a good mover!

I have given my last penny to charity

I have NEVER received charity

[Mental_4_now]

You should, he's a good mover!

Yea i heard that but everytime time i call to invite him over he is busy *looks toward the sky and shakes fist* "Damn you return my call!!!*

Anyways.....


I have watched every single episode of CSI ever made up until next thrusday
i have not seen any episodes of any MTV shows

[smcaaphd]

Yea i heard that but everytime time i call to invite him over he is busy *looks toward the sky and shakes fist* "Damn you return my call!!!*

Don't hate the playa, hate the game!

I have bathed in goats milk

I have never bathed in goats milk and not showered afterward - shtinky! (http://www.devotedbee.com/stinky.jpg)

[smcaaphd]

I have been guilty of double posting

I have never cared very much about THAT crime!

[DontTurnAway]

I have.. Almost died.
I haven't... Almost killed anyone.

[smcaaphd]

I have be mothered a duck

I have never heard from her in AGES!!:(

[Sam Quentin]

I have been to HELL. (http://livingindryden.org/images/etna/church09182004B.jpg)
I have never wanted to go back.

[Luvaofasians]

I have gotten stuck in a tree before.

I havent been as careless climbing up/down one since.

[SuperMurk]

I have Been to a red sox game
I have never been to a revolutions game

[smcaaphd]

I have been a professional singer

I have never given up singing in the shower

[Sam Quentin]

I have made a nauhgtygirl cum.
I have never made her cum less than three times.

[Dpm]

I have felt like a prince.

I have never been a king. (wouldn't want be either)

[Topper7799]

I have begged for sex :o

I have never paid for sex :lol:

[Kendokid]

I have visited over 20 countries,

I have never lived in another country.

[smcaaphd]

I have been impatient

I have not been impatient at all - it's all bloody lies :mad:

[Old Tool]

I have been schizophrenic

no you haven't!

[SuperMurk]

I have smoked weed at a train station
i have never smoked weed at an airport

[Dark Angel]

I have...danced on stage at The Royal Concert Hall.
I have never...eaten meat.

[Strawberry401]

I have watched a friend and her boyfriend have sex.
I have never had sex.

[Kendokid]

I have been offered money for sex,
I have never accepted an offer of money for sex.

[onenauhgtygirl29]

I have walked six miles while it snowed for charity.
I have never been a street walker.

[smcaaphd]

I have wondered if it ever snows for charity. Now I know.

I have never been potholing with badgers

[Panty Pervert]

I have heard matsupsoyes.
I have never refused.

[smcaaphd]

I have gotten moist

I have never gotten tired of it

[Panty Pervert]

I have gotten moist

I have never gotten tired of it
I have gotten smc moist.
I have never tired of it.

[Dpm]

I have refused every man's offer

I have never refused a woman (not that I can remember)

[Topper7799]

I have been turned down for sex :(

I have NEVER turned down sex :D

[SuperMurk]

I Have drank a raspberry ice cream drink in the last hour
i have not cried over a sports game

[smcaaphd]

I have pole danced for father christmas

I have never hopped in bed with the easter bunny *crosses fingers behind back at THAT blatant lie*

[hudsonstarr00]

I have alot to learn and experience....

I never came so hard with a man the way I cum when I play with my shower head.. That orgasm is unique and no man has ever topped it... :cool:

[Panty Pervert]

I have always fucked with inky.
I have never backed off.

[smcaaphd]

I have picked snodberries from the lima trees on ZgrAb

I have never eaten dangleberries

[Panty Pervert]

I have sat at the table of Odin.
I have never met Freya.

[can i be your sex kitten]

i have jumped off a roof

i have never played chicken under the sheets

[smcaaphd]

I have charmed snakes

I have never BEEN charming

[Panty Pervert]

I have charmed snakes

I have never BEEN charming

I have witnessed her charm.
I have never been impressed.

[smcaaphd]

I have witnessed her charm.
I have never been impressed.

Oh fucking REALLY? :mad: :(

I have just become :(

I may never again be :D

BUT I will ALWAYS be more :cool: than yoooooooooo baybee :kiss:

[Panty Pervert]

I have grunted.
I have never been refused.

[smcaaphd]

I have heard the screams of lost souls in the night

I have never slept with the light off

[smcaaphd]

I have lain in wait to ambush next doors cat

I have never been ambushed myself - I always cut them off at the pass.

[Dpm]

I have fucked too little
I have never fucked enough

[smcaaphd]

I have caught a cold

I have never caught a fish

[can i be your sex kitten]

i have given a cold

i have never caught a shark

[SuperMurk]

I have caught a shark (many sand sharks from a boat)
I have never swam with dolphins.

[smcaaphd]

I have seen the heart of the sun

I have never been INSIDE the heart of the sun

[lollylover]

[quote=SuperMurk;866434]New game thread even though i'm sure we don't need it lol, but i thought it would be fun if everybody said something wild that they have done, and something wild they have never done.

I have... attempted suicide - twice

I have not... succeeded yet

[can i be your sex kitten]

keep tryin lollylover!!! you might make it next time!!

i have drank till i passed out

i have never puked from drinking to much!!

[Rockprincess]

I have???

I have not!!!%-)

[x0Bella0x]

i have been horse back riding.
i have never been to Europe.

[lollylover]

[quote=can i be your sex kitten;888893]keep tryin lollylover!!! you might make it next time!!

Aww, now I just know you don't mean that... :)

[gaise]

I have slept with some1 and not known about it till the morning

I have not cum on a 1 nit stand

[gaise]

i have had to look in said girls birthday card to find out her name

I have not slept with any1 I didn't know the name of again

[x0Bella0x]

I have sang in front of a packed club at a battle of the bands
i have never met a woman who could ultimately stick around


yes you have.



i have the power to open a pickle jar. all by myself.

i have never been married.

[cweeny]

I have had the chickenpox :mrgreen:

I have never kicked terrorist ass

[pimp ur mom]

I have... attempted suicide - twice

I have not... succeeded yet


dude, that's sad........ :(

stay strong fellow nerd

[BlackRose]

I have given a BJ at the entrance to a crowded bar
I have never eaten pussy at the same entrance

[The_NINE_]

I have fell in love once
I never will do that again

[smcaaphd]

I have eaten pheasant after it's been hung for 7 days

I have never eaten out of date cheesecake

[Jack_Napier]

I have read three books in one weekend

I have never killed a dog

[digital_sinnah]

I have eaten pheasant after it's been hung for 7 days

I have never eaten out of date cheesecake

i have never eaten a-manderin

i have often eaten amanda-out

[hotguy in action]

i have seen up skirts
i have never seen girls in a trail room

[smcaaphd]

I have eaten 'moon cheese'

I have never walked on the moon

[the fox]

I have worn a maid costume

I have never worn a police costume

[umpire2]

I have made a costume

I have never policed a maid...

[smcaaphd]

I have tickled trout

I have never been tickled by a trout

[umpire2]

I have tickled a throat

I have never.....er.....swum the English Channel

[smcaaphd]

I have read the stars

I have never read War and Peace

[BlackRose]

I have been here
but
I have never been there

[smcaaphd]

I have dined with kings and begged with the homeless.

I have never opened a jam jar

[freebird69]

I have been there.
I have never done that.

[freebird69]

I have been all that.
I have never been a bag of chips.

[smcaaphd]

I have given fallen off a horse

I have never fallen off a wagon

[CosmonautKris]

I have...been in both MMF and FFM threesomes a few times.

I have never...done a double penetration nor a double vaginal penetration.--But I want to!

[smcaaphd]

I have noticed my singing getting worse by degrees

I have never sung with the Three Degrees

[smcaaphd]

I have double posted :eek:

I have never not minded double posting (but a girls got to do what's good for the gander) :confused:

[Dpm]

I have loved a few

I will never love again.

[smcaaphd]

I have delved the deepest oceans looking for sunken treasure

I have never learned to swim :neutral:

[RC1856]

I have loved and lost...

I have loved and gotten lost... (dude, where the fuck am I?)

[smcaaphd]

I have sung with the cat's chorus

I have never howled at the moon!!

[PatronofPorn]

I have wanted to hope all my life.

I have never had hope before...

[baller16]

Lol I wonder how many of the OP's are even true..fuckin tool :rolleyes:

I have been a lot of fights before

I have never been in one since I graduated HS(unless you count domestic), and I'm pretty proud of myself for that..

[baller16]

goin' again...

I have known what it's like to have very little

I have never told a sob story about it to people who didn't ask for it...

[RC1856]

I have felt sorry for the Cowboys...:(

I have felt sorry for the Lions... :excited:

[baller16]

I have felt sorry for the Cowboys...:(

I have felt sorry for the Lions... :excited:
I have lost a bet to a Cowboys fan and had to change my avatar

I have never not been a die-hard Philly fan(well except those few years when I was really young)

[RC1856]

I have lost a bet to a Cowboys fan and had to change my avatar

I have never not been a die-hard Philly fan(well except those few years when I was really young)

I have always showed love for my Atlanta teams... even when they suck. :cool:

I have resisted the urge to poke fun at other people's favorite teams... :roll:

[baller16]

Lol I know we're the laughingstock of the league right now, believe me :rolleyes:

I have taken a lot of hard hits and knockdowns playing sports

I have never been a little bitch about it or not gotten right back up and played harder..

[smcaaphd]

I have been under the River Mersey

I have never eaten a Mersey goldfish

[Crosswalker]

I have accidentally found out the hard way that you shouldn't masturbate with eucalyptus oil.

I have never artificially insemenated a horse.

[AZRIEL]

I have recently sold Crosswalker a horse.

I have never wanted to know why.

[iron horse]

I have used Nads Hair remover on my balls
It would have been less painful if I had of dipped them in Chili Oil

I have never been over 255 Kms per hour.

Ps, I glad Cross didn't artificially inseminate me
Gday Cross

[RC1856]

I have had to hide my horses from Crosswalker...

I have had to hide my sister from Crosswalker...

[CosmonautKris]

I have hitch hiked across the USA ( +/-3000 miles) in a single trip

I have never driven a car further than 667 miles in a single trip

[RC1856]

I have seen the border...


I have crossed it...

[smcaaphd]

I have wasted time

I have never tasted cherry Tango

[RC1856]

I have never used time wisely...


I have wasted time without wisdom...

[AZRIEL]

I have spent time in a cave with several species of small furry animals grooving with a Pict.

I have never heard the wind cry Mary since.

[smcaaphd]

I have been scared by my reflection in a mirror

I have never not pretended I was a princess when I go to a new pub

[~Orpheus~]

I have always loved the smell of gasoline.

I have never yet set a hippie on fire.

[Dpm]

I have met so many

I have never known many

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I have driven home 20 miles after a New Year's Eve Party where I imbibed to many alcoholic beverages.

I have never been arrested for driving under the affluence of incahol!

[RC1856]

I have fufilled about half of the fantasies covered in Ludacris's "What's Your Fantasy?" song...

I have never picked up a badger...

[x0Bella0x]

i have had my heart ripped out more times than i can count.

i have never found a guy that follows through with what he says.

[smcaaphd]

I have counted sheep

I have never counted sheep as house guests!!

[MintyKisses]

I have cooked a chicken before

I have never cooked a turkey.

[baller16]

I have gotten a knee-knocker when guarding somebody(shit fucking hurts)

I have never given anybody a knee-knocker

[smcaaphd]

I have imagined a life less ordinary

I have never had an enchanted adventure!!

[piggit]

I have floated in the Dead Sea.

I have never reached the summit of a great mountain.

[PatronofPorn]

I have been hit in the face with a rake.

I have never planted my own garden.

[bug24]

There is nothing I have not done because by some theory by some respected science guy, we exist in every possible situation at all times in parallel dimensions...

[smcaaphd]

I have sat at a pond and pondered.

I have never sat on a wand and wandered!!

[IAmStraightHornyGuy]

I have sex with woman
I have never have sex with man

[Crosswalker]

I have used Nads Hair remover on my balls
It would have been less painful if I had of dipped them in Chili Oil

I have never been over 255 Kms per hour.

Ps, I glad Cross didn't artificially inseminate me
Gday Cross

I have had to hide my horses from Crosswalker...

I have had to hide my sister from Crosswalker...

You guys are fffucked up.(Emphasis on the f.)

I have wanted to kick people in the balls.

I have never wanted to kick people in the balls who weren't on this forum.

[IAmStraightHornyGuy]

I have teddy bear
i never have barbie doll

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I HAVE BEEN HURT BY LOVE.

I HAVE NEVER QUIT LOVING.

[smcaaphd]

I have been fooled

I have never been foolish!!

[bigbird]

I have ran into the waves

I have never waved as i ran

[smcaaphd]

I have eaten birds

I have never eaten a Big Bird!!

[RC1856]

I have never "flown the coop"...

I have never actually seen a chicken coop fly...:???:

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I'VE EATEN PERCH

I'VE NEVER EATEN SITTING ON A PERCH

[RC1856]

I have excercised my rights...

I have never actually seen my rights excercise... :p

[smcaaphd]

I have birthed sheep

I have never given birth to sheep :eek:

[RC1856]

I have encouraged...

I have never needed encouraging....

[smcaaphd]

I have often sat and wallowed

I have never spat (I've always swallowed) ;)

[booboo69er]

I have engaged in a bisexual foursome with my wife and another couple
I have never told anyone my darlest fantasies.:)

[babyangel194]

i have always been nice to people

i have never been mad at someone for more then a hour

[smcaaphd]

I have faced the wrath of Cortex

I have never been Crash Bandicoot!!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I HAVE FUCKED IN A VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE
I HAVE NEVER FUCKED IN A LIMOUSINE

[smcaaphd]

I have bitten off more than I could chew

I have never chewed a wasp!!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I HAVE BAKED MY OWN BREAD

I HAVE NEVER WORKED IN A BAKERY

[smcaaphd]

I have conferred with the voices in my head

I have never acted on the instructions they gave me!! :eek:

[RC1856]

I have nearly lost my mind...

I have never truly found it....

[smcaaphd]

I have been at the top of the world

I have never looked down on creation!!

[RC1856]

I have explored...

I have never been explored...

[smcaaphd]

I have ignored

I have never been ignored!!

[RC1856]

I have reigned it in...

I have never been reigned in myself...