Have you ever

[AZRIEL]

The rules are simple, answer the question, ask a question.




Have you ever tried swinging to and fro while being suspended by your nipples?

Just once, but I was sober.




Have you ever had sex with one of your siblings friends?

[bob___]

No,

Have you ever had someone of the same sex do sexual things to you
(looks at az)

[AZRIEL]

*looks at bob__*
Last time you licked my taint.

Have you ever woke up somewhere, and had no clue where you were?

[smcaaphd]

Yes I HAVE :eek:

Have you ever been bitten by a rodent wearing a crown of feathers?

[AZRIEL]

No.


Have you ever been a crown of feathers wearing rodent?

[smcaaphd]

Almost

Have you ever danced the dance of the dead with the angel of light for the souls of the dearly departed?

[AZRIEL]

Only while wearing a crown of feathers.


Have you ever wanted to walk wih Alice through the looking glass?

[lollylover]

Only while wearing a crown of feathers.


Have you ever wanted to walk wih Alice through the looking glass?


Yes

have you ever wanted something so badly you were prepared to steal it?

[smcaaphd]

No

Have you ever wondered why the world turns the slow, lazy turns instead of freewheeling through the universe?

[lollylover]

No

Have you ever wondered why the world turns the slow, lazy turns instead of freewheeling through the universe?

yes


have you ever experienced deja vue?


yes


have you ever experienced deja vue?

[AZRIEL]

Last Thursday at high noon, but that was it.


Have you ever wondered how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[smcaaphd]

No

Have you ever wandered room to room and remembered nothing of your journey through the gloom?

[lollylover]

Last Thursday at high noon, but that was it.


Have you ever wondered how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


No


Would you walk a million miles for one of her smiles (maaaaaaa-meeeeee!)

[AZRIEL]

No.


Have you stabbed anyone in the eye with a spoon?

[smcaaphd]

No but I have with a SPORK

Have you ever closed your eyes and imagined yourself falling, falling, falling - only to have your eyes spring open as you land on the floor, DEAD :eek:

[AZRIEL]

Only three times, but I was only half dead each time.

Have you ever worn a pink cowboy hat in public?

[AZRIEL]

On three occurrences, but I was only half dead each time.

Have you ever worn a pink cowboy hat in public?

[smcaaphd]

YES I HAVE

Have you ever worn a pair of leather chaps to a barn dance?

[lollylover]

YES I HAVE

Have you ever worn a pair of leather chaps to a barn dance?

NO

have you ever made love under stars? (Az is exempt from answering!)

[smcaaphd]

Ho YES and UNDER stars too :eek:

Have you ever had a wish come true?

[lollylover]

Ho YES and UNDER stars too :eek:

Have you ever had a wish come true?

No.... you keep ignoring me...


Have you ever made a bet you thought you'd never lsoe... and did?

[~Orpheus~]

No.... you keep ignoring me...


Have you ever made a bet you thought you'd never lsoe... and did?

No.


Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room because you had something stuck up your ass?

[AZRIEL]

Yes.

Have you ever been caught having sex in public?

[smcaaphd]

No

Have you ever been scared of the dark?

[newuser123]

no
have you ever ran nude outside

[~Orpheus~]

no
have you ever ran nude outside

Yep.


Have you ever been arrested while you were nude?

[newuser123]

Yep.


Have you ever been arrested while you were nude?
no
have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

[~Orpheus~]

no
have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

Yes.


Have you ever walked in on yourself having sex?:rolleyes:

[AZRIEL]

Twice today, and once tomorrow.


Have you ever made a sex video?

[lollylover]

no
have you ever walked in on someone having sex?


yes... my brother!


have you ever been somewhere that was not as you imagined it would be?

[~Orpheus~]

Twice today, and once tomorrow.


Have you ever made a sex video?

Yes.


Have you ever passed out at a titty bar?

[lollylover]

Yes.


Have you ever passed out at a titty bar?

no

have you done anything criminal when drunk?

[~Orpheus~]

no

have you done anything criminal when drunk?

Yes.


Have you ever done a criminal while drunk?

[lollylover]

Yes.


Have you ever done a criminal while drunk?

no....not that i remember!


Have you ever woken up with somebody and not known their name?

[~Orpheus~]

no....not that i remember!


Have you ever woken up with somebody and not known their name?


Yes.


Have you ever woken up and not remembered your name?

[Anonymous Master]

No

have you ever thought of suicide?

[lollylover]

Yes.


Have you ever woken up and not remembered your name?

YES!!! Frequently!



Have you ever wanted to change your name?

[AZRIEL]

No.


Have you ever wanted to change your sex?

[ThorAbad]

No.

Have you ever wanted something you can't have?

[Anonymous Master]

yes

have you ever thought of suicide?

[AZRIEL]

I've often thought alot of people should give it a try.


Have you ever killed for fun?

[Anonymous Master]

Yes, on video games

Ever hated someone, just so much?

[AZRIEL]

Yes.


Have you ever met my ex-wife?

[Anonymous Master]

Yes, but she told me not to tell you

Ever held a gun before?

[~Orpheus~]

Yes, but she told me not to tell you

Ever held a gun before?

Yes.


Have you ever blown a watermelon all to hell with a 12 gauge shotgun?

[lollylover]

Yes.


Have you ever blown a watermelon all to hell with a 12 gauge shotgun?

No... but it sound like fun! :D

Have you ever eaten something that made you violently ill?

[Anonymous Master]

Yes

Ever tried to murder someone, then later became their friend?

[ThorAbad]

No.

Have you ever been in a fight that's 3/1 against you and won?

[~Orpheus~]

No

Ever tried to murder someone, then later became their friend?

Yes.


Have you ever tried masturbating with jell-O?

[Lioness]

Yes.


Have you ever tried masturbating with jell-O?

No..is it any fun?

Have you ever made a jello salad complete with pineapple chunks in a couple's bathtub while they were on their honeymoon?

[lollylover]

No..is it any fun?

Have you ever made a jello salad complete with pineapple chunks in a couple's bathtub while they were on their honeymoon?


NO, but that sounds like even more fun that masturabtuing with it!


Have you ever 'coveted thy neighbour's ass'

[ThorAbad]

Yes.

Have you ever loved thy neighbour?

[Lioness]

Yes.

Have you ever loved thy neighbour?

No...although I wanted to hit my ceiling with a broom handle while he was nailing someone upstairs and I could hear them.

Have you ever thrown someone into a swimming pool with their clothes on?

[~Orpheus~]

No...although I wanted to hit my ceiling with a broom handle while he was nailing someone upstairs and I could hear them.

Have you ever thrown someone into a swimming pool with their clothes on?

Yes.

Have you ever been thrown into a cesspool without your clothes?

[Lioness]

Yes.

Have you ever been thrown into a cesspool without your clothes?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww NO

Have you ever gone down.....a well?

[chainsaviar]

not a well, but i was in underground caverns! Fucking sweet!

have you ever cried cuz youre lonely?

[chainsaviar]

not that i have,,,,lol

[Crosswalker]

not a well, but i was in underground caverns! Fucking sweet!

have you ever cried cuz youre lonely?

Yes.

Have you ever inadvertedly gotten Icyhot on your nuts/vag?

[~Orpheus~]

Yes.

Have you ever inadvertedly gotten Icyhot on your nuts/vag?

Yes

Have you ever done it on purpose?

[Lioness]

Yes

Have you ever done it on purpose?

No...because I am very careful with my private area!!

Have you ever gotten yourself stuck in a zipper?

[~Orpheus~]

No...because I am very careful with my private area!!

Have you ever gotten yourself stuck in a zipper?

Yes.

Have you ever gotten stuck inside yourself?

[lollylover]

No...because I am very careful with my private area!!

Have you ever gotten yourself stuck in a zipper?


FUCK .... YES!!!! Jeez, the pain!!! ONG!!!

Have you ever had an embarrassing 'zip break' in a public place...:eek:

[Rain]

FUCK .... YES!!!! Jeez, the pain!!! ONG!!!

Have you ever had an embarrassing 'zip break' in a public place...:eek:

No.

Have you ever slammed your penis in a drawer?

[Lioness]

No..because I don't have one.

Have you ever licked someone after you had a tingly breath mint?

[~Orpheus~]

No.

Have you ever slammed your penis in a drawer?

Yes. (it's highly overrated:rolleyes:)

Have you ever put your tit in a vice?

[chainsaviar]

no but i did zip a bit of my bits once. FUCK!

have you ever played disc golf?

[Rain]

Yes. (it's highly overrated:rolleyes:)

Have you ever put your tit in a vice?

No.

Have you ever hit a pedestrian with your vehicle?

[Crosswalker]

No.

Have you ever hit a pedestrian with your vehicle?

No, would if I had a vehicle.

Ever cut your scrotum in half on a dresser drawer? (Long story, happened to a friend of mine.)

[lollylover]

No.

Have you ever hit a pedestrian with your vehicle?


no...but I've wanted to, does that count?



have you ever let off a smelly one in a crowded place...

[AZRIEL]

Yes~

Have you ever tried to sneak a peek at a crotch shot?

[skype-to-chat]

NO

Have you ever fucked someone you did not like for 5 hours and not cum?

[Lioness]

NO

Have you ever fucked someone you did not like for 5 hours and not cum?

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

[~Orpheus~]

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

Yes.


Have you ever followed a stranger home?

[Crosswalker]

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

Once.

Have you ever punched yourself in the nuts intentionally?

[scottystevens]

It wasn't for 5 hours though.

Have you gone home with a stranger?

Yep...and ended up marrying her :eek:

Have you ever had "stranger sex" and not remembered their name or seen them again?

[scottystevens]

Once.

Have you ever punched yourself in the nuts intentionally?

No.

Which is why I DON'T work for Johnny Knoxville.

[sibboh]

Yep...and ended up marrying her :eek:

Have you ever had "stranger sex" and not remembered their name or seen them again?
Not tellin' ya..

Have ya ever fallen asleep on th'last train home.. cuz yer pissed.. an' woke up on th'way back to where ya started out..?

[Crosswalker]

Not tellin' ya..

Have ya ever fallen asleep on th'last train home.. cuz yer pissed.. an' woke up on th'way back to where ya started out..?

Eyep.

Ever smashed a window with your bare foot?

(And has anyone else noticed that despite my siggy saying "Stupid people should stop breeding", I've actually done the last two questions I asked?)

[Lioness]

Eyep.

Ever smashed a window with your bare foot?

No.

Have you ever smashed a plate on the floor because you were angry?

[sibboh]

Not a plate.. does a cup count.. coz I've done smashed a cup up..

Have ya ever lost time..?

[Lioness]

Not a plate.. does a cup count.. coz I've done smashed a cup up..

Have ya ever lost time..?

Sure...a cup counts..just as long as it was smashed in anger and was broken into lots of little pieces!!!

Yes

Have ya ever lost your mind?

[~Orpheus~]

Sure...a cup counts..just as long as it was smashed in anger and was broken into lots of little pieces!!!

Yes

Have ya ever lost your mind?

Yes.

Have you ever let temptation get the better of you?

[lollylover]

Sure...a cup counts..just as long as it was smashed in anger and was broken into lots of little pieces!!!

Yes

Have ya ever lost your mind?

Morning gorgeous Lioness!


yes... for two weeks (but that's another story...)


have you ever wanted to stand in the middle of the street and just SCREAM!!! as loudly as you could?

[sibboh]

Yes.. I fookin' have.. not all bad but..

Have ya ever won a starin' eye contest..?

[lollylover]

Yes.. I fookin' have.. not all bad but..

Have ya ever won a starin' eye contest..?

Look into my eyes... deeply into my eyes...


Uh... no :(


have you ever rung a complete stranger and had a conversation with them?

[~Orpheus~]

Look into my eyes... deeply into my eyes...


Uh... no :(


have you ever rung a complete stranger and had a conversation with them?

Yes


Have you ever hid in a complete strangers closet?

[Rain]

Yes


Have you ever hid in a complete strangers closet?

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever had sex in the closet?

[~Orpheus~]

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever had sex in the closet?

Yes.

Have you ever masturbated at work?

[lollylover]

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever had sex in the closet?


Umm... translating 'wardrobe' to 'closet' then, yes


have you ever been scared by a noise in the night?

[sibboh]

Yeppers.. I have Rain.. t'was all kindsa good but..

Have ya ever had an empty closet..?

[lollylover]

Yeppers.. I have Rain.. t'was all kindsa good but..

Have ya ever had an empty closet..?


is that a strange euphemism...?

no


have you ever got on public transport without paying

[~Orpheus~]

is that a strange euphemism...?

no


have you ever got on public transport without paying

Yes

Have you ever molested a defenseless piece of fruit?

[lollylover]

Yes

Have you ever molested a defenseless piece of fruit?


yes!

have you ever had sex with a piece of fruit

[sibboh]

Yes

Have you ever molested a defenseless piece of fruit?

T'warn't defencless in the least.. it nobbin' made me tongue swell..

Have ya ever worn winter woollies in the heat of summer..?

[lollylover]

T'warn't defencless in the least.. it nobbin' made me tongue swell..

Have ya ever worn winter woollies in the heat of summer..?

no


have you ever seen your mum (MOM!) or dad naked

[Lioness]

no


have you ever seen your mum (MOM!) or dad naked

Yes...when she had had her aneurysm and was in the convalescent hospital. :(

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a river?

[~Orpheus~]

Yes...when she had had her aneurysm and was in the convalescent hospital. :(

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a river?

Yes. It's not a very good idea:(


Have you ever gone skinny dipping in your neighbors pool?

[lollylover]

Yes...when she had had her aneurysm and was in the convalescent hospital. :(

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in a river?


YEAH!!!


have you ever gone out in a long coat... and NOTHING else


(sobs to himself cos Lioness isn't returning his love today :()

[Lioness]

Yes. It's not a very good idea:(


Have you ever gone skinny dipping in your neighbors pool?

Oh it's a wonderful idea especially on a hot day!!

Yes I have!

Have you ever had a horse run away with you?

[lollylover]

Oh it's a wonderful idea especially on a hot day!!

Yes I have!

Have you ever had a horse run away with you?


NO


have you ever fallen in love with somebody you shouldn't have fallen in love with

(LL sobs uncontrollably... brokenhearted at the rejection...)

[Lioness]

NO


have you ever fallen in love with somebody you shouldn't have fallen in love with

(LL sobs uncontrollably... brokenhearted at the rejection...)

YES!!!! :(

have you ever regretted it??

[~Orpheus~]

NO


have you ever fallen in love with somebody you shouldn't have fallen in love with

(LL sobs uncontrollably... brokenhearted at the rejection...)

Yes.

Have you ever fallen in love with two people at once?

[lollylover]

YES!!!!

have you ever regretted it??


yes!!!



have you ever wanted to be swept off your feet and whisked away, like in a raomantic novel


WAILS in anguish...Lioness is being so cruel....)

[Lioness]

Yes.

Have you ever fallen in love with two people at once?

yes

have you ever done 2 people within an hour of each other?

[Lioness]

yes!!!



have you ever wanted to be swept off your feet and whisked away, like in a raomantic novel


WAILS in anguish...Lioness is being so cruel....)

YES but i usually end up dumped on my ass

and why am i being cruel...i was empathizing with you...

same question as above...

[lollylover]

yes

have you ever done 2 people within an hour of each other?


NO :(

have you ever mis-read somebody's signals and made an ass of yourself

(LL HOWLS with distress... can't belive the pain and suffering he's enduring)

[Lioness]

NO :(

have you ever mis-read somebody's signals and made an ass of yourself

(LL HOWLS with distress... can't belive the pain and suffering he's enduring)

Yes..often!!!

Have you ever bought stock in a tissue company?

(hands LL a box of tissue)

[onenauhgtygirl29]

No

Have you ever wanted to see someone so badly, that you got on the computer, even though you were throbbing in pain?

[~Orpheus~]

No

Have you ever wanted to see someone so badly, that you got on the computer, even though you were throbbing in pain?

Yes!

Have you ever waited for hours hoping somebody would show up?

[lollylover]

No

Have you ever wanted to see someone so badly, that you got on the computer, even though you were throbbing in pain?

No...


have you ever cried so much you can't catch your breath


(Sniffles "Hi ONG"... accepts tissues from Lioness... blows nose noisily... manages a weak smile)

[onenauhgtygirl29]

I have


Have you ever gone to sleep wishing that you were in someone's arms?

Hi LL, you goofball lol

[lollylover]

I have


Have you ever gone to sleep wishing that you were in someone's arms?

Hi LL, you goofball lol


Yes... :( :( :(

Have you ever considered emigrating

Hi ONG!

[scottystevens]

Yes.. I fookin' have.. not all bad but..

Have ya ever won a starin' eye contest..?

Nope..I'm a sucker for beautiful eyes. Can't do it.

[scottystevens]

have you ever cried so much you can't catch your breath

Yes.
The day after my Father died. Had to keep it together for the family, but let loose the next day. Cried so hard I thought I'd pass out.

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Yes... :( :( :(

Have you ever considered emigrating

Hi ONG!
No... lol
Yes!

Have you ever waited for hours hoping somebody would show up?
More then once...


Have you ever wanted someone so bad? Have you ever wanted someone,you just couldn't have?

[scottystevens]

Yes!

Have you ever waited for hours hoping somebody would show up?

Yep. My Mom when I was five. She was too busy.

I hate her to this day...Go figure....

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Yep. My Mom when I was five. She was too busy.

I hate her to this day...Go figure....
:rolleyes:Have you ever read the rules to this game????

[lollylover]

:rolleyes:Have you ever read the rules to this game????


(cowers under ONG's wrath and scorn.... :eek:)


Ummm...


Okay...

Have you ever won something you really didn't want

[scottystevens]

:rolleyes:Have you ever read the rules to this game????

Got carried away...sorry...

Ever do something sexual with a very close friend and regret it ??

And did you ever tell the significant other, who may or may not be a friend ????

[lollylover]

Got carried away...sorry...

Ever do something sexual with a very close friend and regret it ??

And did you ever tell the significant other, who may or may not be a friend ????

Yes and no


Have you ever set out to steal somebody elses boy/girlfriend?

[Lioness]

Yes and no


Have you ever set out to steal somebody elses boy/girlfriend?

No..although I have had it done to me.

Have you ever felt that you were talking to yourself on here??

[Lioness]

No..although I have had it done to me.

Have you ever felt that you were talking to yourself on here??

Yes...a lot.

Have you ever answered yourself?

[Lioness]

Yes...a lot.

Have you ever answered yourself?

Why, yes I have.

Have you ever talked yourself into doing something you didn't want to do?

[mr one]

no i have not
have you ever pass out drunk in your front yard

[scottystevens]

no i have not
have you ever pass out drunk in your front yard

Yes I did. Passed out when i was a teenager and woke up with stones stuck to my cheek.

[lollylover]

no i have not
have you ever pass out drunk in your front yard

Yes... (mmmmm... bad memories of waking up very wet, laying in my own puke... yeuk!)


Have you ever had your cake and eaten it?

[smcaaphd]

Yes.

Have you ever wished upon a star, only to discover, much to your dismay that it is instead a satellite orbiting earth?

[bigbird]

Yes.

Have you ever wished upon a star, only to discover, much to your dismay that it is instead a satellite orbiting earth?


Nope

Have you ever tongued a jam donut ?

[smcaaphd]

Yes :D

Have you ever wanted to be a jockey in a sheep race?

[lollylover]

Yes :D

Have you ever wanted to be a jockey in a sheep race?

YES :D


Have you ever had a loaded gun pointed at you?

[~Orpheus~]

YES :D


Have you ever had a loaded gun pointed at you?

Yes

Have you ever been loaded? So loaded that you did odd and kinky things?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Errr... Yes :oops:




Have you ever had semi public sex?

[~Orpheus~]

Errr... Yes :oops:




Have you ever had semi public sex?

Yes.

Ever had sex in a semi?

[Empress Lainie]

I tried but the damned semi-trailer just wasn't willing.

[BlackRose]

Yes.

Ever had sex in a semi?
Almost

Are you a Lot Lizard?

[Empress Lainie]

I just loved it when we went into the woods and had sex, standing up, rather brief though since we were afraid of getting caught.

Oh yes, my exwife gave me a blowjob at Pirates Cove in Bryce Canyon Natl Park in the open, just before closing. And another time at Cedar Breaks where I was seen running around nude.

[TiffanyAnne]

no
have you ever walked in on someone having sex?

Yes

If it were your girlfriend, would you have forgiven her?

[Crosswalker]

Yes

If it were your girlfriend, would you have forgiven her?

After dumping her at the graveyard, maybe. (Yes, I am a vindictive asshole.)

Have you ever wanted to kill your spouse with a wooden spoon?

[Crosswalker]

I fear I may have killed the thread.:(

[can i be your sex kitten]

yes i have and with many other things to!!!


ever wanted to fuck a person you just saw/met?

[x__orion]

Yes.

Have you ever done so?

[BlackRose]

yes i have and with many other things to!!!


ever wanted to fuck a person you just saw/met?
OH YES! several times and I'd do it again

Have you ever set up a date to meet someone else in person form the forum?

[Crosswalker]

Yes.

Have you ever done so?

Once.

Has an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life?

[BlackRose]

Once.

Has an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life?
Nope

Have you ever set up a date to meet someone in real life form the forum?

[AZRIEL]

No.


Have you ever signed your name in blood?

[smcaaphd]

Yes - or it certainly FELT like it

Have you ever bought something just because it's on offer?

[AZRIEL]

Yes~


Have you ener chased a rhino through the Serengeti?

[BlackRose]

Yes - or it certainly FELT like it

Have you ever bought something just because it's on offer?
Yeap ... My Son and I'm still paying the price ;)

Have you ever stood in the rain and just enjoyed the feeling of the cold water and sticky clothes against your skin?

[ImpyKim]

Yeap ... My Son and I'm still paying the price ;)

Have you ever stood in the rain and just enjoyed the feeling of the cold water and sticky clothes against your skin?

Yes its fantastic!!

Have you ever driven your car down a long stretch of road on a sunny day and just wanted to keep going?

[wyllie]

Yes its fantastic!!

Have you ever driven your car down a long stretch of road on a sunny day and just wanted to keep going?

YEs.

Have you ever had sex on a motorcycle...while moving?

[AZRIEL]

I always move when I have sex!


Have you ever cried me a river?

[ImpyKim]

I always move when I have sex!


Have you ever cried me a river?

Ive cried a river over you!

Have you ever wondered why theres no moon up in the sky?

[BlackRose]

Ive cried a river over you!

Have you ever wondered why theres no moon up in the sky?
Nope

Have you ever watched shooting stars cross the darkest of skys in the middle of the night?

[smcaaphd]

YES!!

Have you ever wished to be anyone else?

[ImpyKim]

YES!!

Have you ever wished to be anyone else?

YES (Screams) (I wanted to be John Taylor from Duran Durans underwear does that count? I was young!!)

Have you ever watched a drunk stumbling to walk:D and put your foot out:D

[Crosswalker]

YES!!

Have you ever wished to be anyone else?

Almost constantly.

Ever wanted to attempt fucking a watermelon?

[BlackRose]

Nope ... giggles histerically

Have you ever had your phone tapped by the FBI?

[smcaaphd]

YES (Screams) (I wanted to be John Taylor from Duran Durans underwear does that count? I was young!!)

Have you ever watched a drunk stumbling to walk:D and put your foot out:D
Have wanted to, and HAVE
Almost constantly.

Ever wanted to attempt fucking a watermelon?

Tried - IT'S TOO BIG TO FIT!!

Have you ever led a blind person the wrong way, just for lulz?

[AZRIEL]

Once, and only because she couldn't see what I was saying...


Have you ever sat naked in a tree singing Elvis tunes?

[smcaaphd]

No, it was Bloody Holly tunes actually

Have you ever run a marathon *snickers*

[ImpyKim]

No, it was Bloody Holly tunes actually

Have you ever run a marathon *snickers*

Yep bloody messy!

Have you ever wanted to throw rubbish at a womble!

[Crosswalker]

Yep bloody messy!

Have you ever wanted to throw rubbish at a womble!

What. The. Fuck.

Ever cried while masturbating?

[lollylover]

What. The. Fuck.

Ever cried while masturbating?


No



have you ever tried water sking during a snowstorm?

[AZRIEL]

Right now.


Have you ever cimbed the Matterhorn backwards, in June, dresssed as a scarecrow?

[smcaaphd]

Everest, yes - Matahorn, no

Ever wondered if you were on somebodies mind, even if you hadn't spoken to them for AGES?

[Kendokid]

Everest, yes - Matahorn, no

Ever wondered if you were on somebodies mind, even if you hadn't spoken to them for AGES?
Yes.

Have You Ever Broken Up With Someone Based On Their Abilities In Bed?

[lollylover]

Yes.

Have You Ever Broken Up With Someone Based On Their Abilities In Bed?


Yes (felt really bad about it, too!)


Have you ever wanted to hit somebody just because you didn't like the look of them?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Just because I didn't like their look? no...


Have you ever met someone in person who you origianlly met on the internet?

[newuser123]

Just because I didn't like their look? no...


Have you ever met someone in person who you origianlly met on the internet?
Yes
have you ever flashed someone:D

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Ummm... Just the whole forum! lol
oh and there was an amtrack train too... :oops:




Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

[lollylover]

Ummm... Just the whole forum! lol
oh and there was an amtrack train too... :oops:




Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

yes - full on


Have you ever lied to get a job?

[newuser123]

Ummm... Just the whole forum! lol
oh and there was an amtrack train too... :oops:




Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
no
have YOU ever kiss a member of the same sex? lol
I had to do it:D

[Crosswalker]

yes - full on


Have you ever lied to get a job?

Blowjob maybe.

Have you ever smoked through your nostrils (inhaling and exhaling)?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Amazingly, stupidly, drunkenly yes.... And it hurts!:eek:



Have you ever had a threesome?

[collegegal]

Amazingly, stupidly, drunkenly yes.... And it hurts!:eek:



Have you ever had a threesome?


Sadly no. =]

Have you ever written your number on the bathroom wall?

[Crosswalker]

Amazingly, stupidly, drunkenly yes.... And it hurts!:eek:



Have you ever had a threesome?

Oddly enough, it only burns with menthols.

Sadly no. =]

Have you ever written your number on the bathroom wall?

No, but I've had the urge to write one of my worst enemies' number on the wall next to "Call for a free blowjob"

Have you ever called the number on the bathroom wall?

[lollylover]

Oddly enough, it only burns with menthols.



No, but I've had the urge to write one of my worst enemies' number on the wall next to "Call for a free blowjob"

Have you ever called the number on the bathroom wall?


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Have you ever been propositioned in a public toilet?

[smcaaphd]

NO :eek: Actually, um - yes, in a gay club - I went for the MUSIC m'kay

Have you ever understood anything I say?

[AZRIEL]

No.

Nor have I cared to.


Have you ever tried underwater basket weaving?

[Crosswalker]

NO :eek: Actually, um - yes, in a gay club - I went for the MUSIC m'kay

Have you ever understood anything I say?

About 1/10 of it.

Have you ever wondered if maybe the other religions were wrong, but for some weird reason, Pastafarianism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism) fit?

[smcaaphd]

No.

Nor have I cared to.


Have you ever tried underwater basket weaving?
:mad: Looks at Dyson in corner
About 1/10 of it.

Have you ever wondered if maybe the other religions were wrong, but for some weird reason, Pastafarianism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism) fit?

No

Have you ever stood on the edge of the world?

[AZRIEL]

Have you ever had a threesome?
Oddly enough, it only burns with menthols.
http://www.funbucket.co.uk/images/duh.jpg

[Crosswalker]

http://www.funbucket.co.uk/images/duh.jpg

What. The. Fuck.

[AZRIEL]

Have you ever wondered

http://www.beyondhelp.net/images/products/wtf-th-w.jpg?

[Crosswalker]

Have you ever wondered


http://www.beyondhelp.net/images/products/wtf-th-w.jpg?




Many, many times. Especially on this forum.

Have you ever wondered How The Fuck?

[AZRIEL]

Once, but that's a different story.


Have you ever wanted to slice your taint with a razor?

[Anonymous Master]

Never

ever been so in love with yourself?

[AZRIEL]

I still am.


Have you ever talked the talk, but forgot about the walking part?

[Anonymous Master]

Once or twice...

Ever thought you were a burden to your family?

[meduffid]

no

have you ever eavesdropped?

[Anonymous Master]

oh god yes

Ever served in an infantry unit?

[AZRIEL]

No, but I waited tables in college.


Have you ever thrown a hotdog down a hallway?

[Anonymous Master]

nah I ate it

Can I ask you a personal question?

[AZRIEL]

Have you ever personally asked a personal question?

[Anonymous Master]

Personally, I have asked personal questions to some personal people. Their answers were personal

Do you masturbate?

[AZRIEL]

Mentally.


Have you ever thought.

[Anonymous Master]

No

Have you ever did that one thing?

[BlackRose]

Mentally.


Have you ever thought.
Nope ... not sure what that concept is????

Have you ever given a BJ in a restaurants freezer during the dinner rush?

[meduffid]

no but i have eaten pussy under a table

have you ever masturbated in front of a crowd?

[AZRIEL]

Are you watching?


Have you ever seen the light?

[BlackRose]

Are you watching?


Have you ever seen the light?
Yes ... the dark light everytime I look into your eyes.

Have you ever wanted to step into the darkness?

[AZRIEL]

I never left.


Have you ever said "Uh-oh, Spagetti-Os!"?

[Anonymous Master]

all the time in grade school, the teacher made us say it

Ever wanted to kill someone, and almost did it?

[AZRIEL]

Almost?


Have you ever tried cyanide?

[Anonymous Master]

Yea totally, I died but was resurrected. I'm Jesus BTW

Kill yourself, now

[onenauhgtygirl29]

No cyanide ever taken here...


Have you ever wondered why people who are supposed to ask a question for the following poster to answer don't?

[meduffid]

no

does it annoy you?

[AZRIEL]

Yes~


Have you ever taken LSD just because it was there?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Yep


Have you ever imagined you were on a treadmill while you were walking down the street?

[meduffid]

no

have you ever stood naked in a downpour of rain?

[BlackRose]

no

have you ever stood naked in a downpour of rain?
Nope

Have you ever jumped a fence just to fuck someone in the middle of the day in a strangers back yard?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

No
*putting it on my wish list.*


Have you ever gotten 20 kids to lay down and nap for 2 hours?

[bob___]

No :P

Have you ever pictured bugs Bunnie dressed up and girl Bunnie and thought she/he was hot

[AZRIEL]

Yea totally, I died but was resurrected. I'm Jesus BTW
http://bradley.chattablogs.com/jesus_action.jpg



Haver you ever thought
http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/zoundsart.jesusrocks.png

[meduffid]

no got my gf to dress up in a bunny costume and she was hot if that counts.

have you ever seen an ugly pussy?

[AZRIEL]

Would you mind closing your legs?


Have you ever tried to ride the lightning?

[Anonymous Master]

yea but again, I died from it. Resurrection is a good thing :)

are you a faggot?

[meduffid]

yes a female faggot

have you forgotten why your here?

[AZRIEL]

I forgot why you are here.


Have you ever gone to bed with Lucifer, and cried when you didn't greet the day with Glold?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Well I've felt like I did... *sigh*



Have you ever taken vicodin and then tried to type?

[kiwiboy]

no, have you ever licked your own cock or pussy?

[meduffid]

no but ive licked plenty other pussies

have you ever wanted to fuck your neighbour?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Many times... Not the one I have now though! ugh!




Have you ever had phone sex?

[BlackRose]

no, have you ever licked your own cock or pussy?
does sucking your own juices off your own fingers count?

Hav eyiou ever wanted to have sex in the middle of the white house lawn?

[meduffid]

no

have you sprinkled when youve tinkled?

[AZRIEL]

I thinkle.


Have you ever spoken fluent flatulance?

[BlackRose]

I thinkle.


Have you ever spoken fluent flatulance?
only when required

Have you ever spanked your winkie?

[~Orpheus~]

only when required

Have you ever spanked your winkie?

When haven't I ?:rolleyes:

Have you ever fiddled with your twiddle?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

All the damn time!


Have you ever made a girl cum from hundreds of miles away?

[BlackRose]

All the damn time!


Have you ever made a girl cum from hundreds of miles away?
Yes ...

Have yu ever made a man cum from hundreds of miles away?

[~Orpheus~]

All the damn time!


Have you ever made a girl cum from hundreds of miles away?

I hope so


Have you ever made someone mess themselves from the other side of the Rockies?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Lord knows I do my damnedest!:D



Have you ever wished there were more hours in the day?

[BlackRose]

I hope so


Have you ever made someone mess themselves from the other side of the Rockies?
FUCK YES ... all the time

Have you ever made a man cum from hundreds of miles away?

[Lioness]

FUCK YES ... all the time

Have you ever made a man cum from hundreds of miles away?

Yes I have...even thousands of miles away!!!

Have you flown overseas to meet someone?

[BlackRose]

Yes I have...even thousands of miles away!!!

Have you flown overseas to meet someone?
Nope ... only 3000 miles

Have you tongue kissed more than three people in one day?

[Lioness]

Nope ... only 3000 miles

Have you tongue kissed more than three people in one day?

Probably...it's been so long ago....

Have you ever stripped naked in a bar?

[~Orpheus~]

Nope ... only 3000 miles

Have you tongue kissed more than three people in one day?

Umm...:oops: yes


Have you ever realised just how fortunate we have it sometimes?

[BlackRose]

Probably...it's been so long ago....

Have you ever stripped naked in a bar?
uuummmm .... don't remember

Have you ever given a blowjob in public with people around?

[Lioness]

uuummmm .... don't remember

Have you ever given a blowjob in public with people around?

Yes...more than once.

Have you ever had sex on a beach at night?

[~Orpheus~]

Yes...more than once.

Have you ever had sex on a beach at night?

Yes.

Have you ever had sex in a public swimming pool?

[BlackRose]

Yes...more than once.

Have you ever had sex on a beach at night?
have not found a willing partner :(

Have you ever fucked in a bed with other people carrying on a conversation in the same room with you?

[Lioness]

Yes.

Have you ever had sex in a public swimming pool?

have not found a willing partner :(

Have you ever fucked in a bed with other people carrying on a conversation in the same room with you?

Yes

and

No

Have you ever joined the Mile High Club?

[BlackRose]

Nope

Have you ever fantasized about other XnXX forumites? :kiss:

[smcaaphd]

YES I most definately HAVE - mmm *GRUNT*

Have you ever fantasised about ME?

[BlackRose]

YES I most definately HAVE - mmm *GRUNT*

Have you ever fantasised about ME?
Yes I do ~ we are laid out on the white sandy beaches and ...

Have you ever met any member of XnXX in person?

[smcaaphd]

Yes definately - my mates a member Lol

Have you ever wanted a threesome with a wombat and a platypuss?

[BlackRose]

Yes definately - my mates a member Lol

Have you ever wanted a threesome with a wombat and a platypuss?
Only if you joined in

Have you ever had a gator over for dinner?

[smcaaphd]

No, known a few sharks in my time though

Have you ever ordered sex on the beach and giggled?

[lollylover]

Only if you joined in

Have you ever had a gator over for dinner?

No... but I've had a couple of old dogs...

have you ever tried to convince someone you're still a virgin?

[BlackRose]

No... but I've had a couple of old dogs...

have you ever tried to convince someone you're still a virgin?
Everyday

Have you ever pretented NOT to be a virgin?