Ask the person below you any question.

[Andreamedis]

Ask any question you want, and then the next person has to answer it. Then they ask a question for the next person, and so on. I'll start.

What do you like on your pizza?

[deidre79]

pepperoni, olives and mushrooms pleaz.......:)hold the pineapple


Why are you on xnxx?................:rolleyes:

[Andreamedis]

Because nobody's on the other forum I usually go to right now.

What do you like to do in your spare time besides xnxx?

[deidre79]

shopping of course.............silly:)



Do you have any siblings?.........:rolleyes:

[Andreamedis]

Yes. A brother and a sister. Both older than me.

Are we there yet? =^_^=

[heavybreather]

Yes. A brother and a sister. Both older than me.

Are we there yet? =^_^=

No, but not long now.


Will you be staying long?

[foolycoolychick]

I hope so.

What's your favorite song?

[chris4sylvia]

Time of my life...by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes...


Would you like to have a clone of yourself???

[ZPP]

Time of my life...by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes...


Would you like to have a clone of yourself???

yes so i can murder him and take his place!

have you ever stuck a watermelon up your arse and then farted it back out?

[heavybreather]

yes so i can murder him and take his place!

have you ever stuck a watermelon up your arse and then farted it back out?


I DON'T FART!

Was your first kiss memorable?

[ZPP]

i was watching a movie and i missed the good bit!

what is the best way to take a pineapple out of your arse?

[boredbihubby]

Through your nose, that way the little spines on it don't rip you to pieces.

How many time a day do you masturbate?

[heavybreather]

Through your nose, that way the little spines on it don't rip you to pieces.

How many time a day do you masturbate?

I'm not telling you that!!!

Is there a movie you've seen that you immedaitely wanted to see again because it was so good?

[foolycoolychick]

The Dark Knight?

What was your last meal?

[Glitterbug2212]

The Dark Knight?

What was your last meal?

a piece of pizza at 4 this morning

do you like to give and receive oral?

[heavybreather]

a piece of pizza at 4 this morning

do you like to give and receive oral?

Sometimes... as long as it is gentle and loving...


Do you have a pet?

[Andreamedis]

Not anymore, but I used to have a Yorkshire terrier.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

[Mental_4_now]

Cookies and Cream
How old were you when you had your first crush?

[Andreamedis]

I think I was ten.

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

[deidre79]

1, I am climbing in right now. tough question.


Is the moon really made out of cheese?

[hotguy in action]

hmm itll take some time to tell

How many times did u had sex till now

[Andreamedis]

I've lost count.

What high school did you go to?

[hotguy in action]

seventh day adventists

[Andreamedis]

You forgot to ask a question.

What is your favorite boardgame?

[budgreeen]

Naked Monopoly


What were you eating under there?

[Andreamedis]

Applesauce.

Have you ever wondered if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?

[once]

Ask any question you want, and then the next person has to answer it. Then they ask a question for the next person, and so on. I'll start.

What do you like on your pizza?

Everything except mushrooms or anchovies. Cat hair isn't good either, and I told my crazy grandmother that. Peas are good, but not out of a can.

[Andreamedis]

Everything except mushrooms or anchovies. Cat hair isn't good either, and I told my crazy grandmother that. Peas are good, but not out of a can.You're supposed to answer the last question that was asked, not the first one. >_<

So here it is again: Have you ever wondered if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?

[hotguy in action]

noo

have u ever gone naked in outdoors?

[once]

You're supposed to answer the last question that was asked, not the first one. >_<

So here it is again: Have you ever wondered if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?

No, I never wondered. Just assumed. My mom was a babe, and my dad was hung like - nevermind. I just assumed.

And the last question was... Naked outdoors? Of course. How do you think I mow the lawn? It's hot out there, by golly.

[Andreamedis]

Now you've forgotten to ask the next question. >_<

Is it really so difficult to ask a question after answering the one before you?

[hotguy in action]

sometimes it becomes we will post in hurry after the answer

[hotguy in action]

when did u have ur last sex

[once]

Now you've forgotten to ask the next question. >_<

Is it really so difficult to ask a question after answering the one before you?

Okay. Not good at following directions. My only flaw.

Hmmmm. Have you ever been engaged in a passionate kiss, opened your eyes, and discovered that someone else had opened theirs too?

And did the two of you laugh a good bit before continuing?

Ha ha ha ha ha. See? Can't follow directions. Two questions. But, I'm not changing my post. Am simply not.

[lollylover]

Okay. Not good at following directions. My only flaw.

Hmmmm. Have you ever been engaged in a passionate kiss, opened your eyes, and discovered that someone else had opened theirs too?

And did the two of you laugh a good bit before continuing?

Ha ha ha ha ha. See? Can't follow directions. Two questions. But, I'm not changing my post. Am simply not.

he he he :D YES!



would you stop a fight between two complete strangers to you?

[the fox]

he he he :D YES!



would you stop a fight between two complete strangers to you?
nope none of my business


would you have sex for cash?

[ZPP]

no.

would you tickle a toadstool?

[BlackRose]

no ...

would you want to come play with the Rose?

[ZPP]

yes!

is the rose thorny ?

[BlackRose]

always ;)

have you ever fantasied about an XnXX member while doing the deed with sex partner?

[ZPP]

always ;)

have you ever fantasied about an XnXX member while doing the deed with sex partner?


sadly no sexual partners in a long while!

have you ever lubed up your bits and jerked into a kebab?

[lollylover]

sadly no sexual partners in a long while!

have you ever lubed up your bits and jerked into a kebab?


no way... what a waste! :D


have you ever peed over a balcony when people were walking by?

[deidre79]

No............


have you ever peed in the pool?..........jerk into a kabob?, what the f***

[ZPP]

no way... what a waste! :D


have you ever peed over a balcony when people were walking by?


no, but i had a friend that whilst steaming drunk climbed a big tree just so he could piss out of it, and then he fell out of it. same friend whilst drunk also likes peeing stood right next to me.

have you ever ejaculated in a wood land animal?

[misttree]

no..never...altho fantasied abt it before..lol


wats ur most used and signature word(s) while having sex?Look before you Lick

[lollylover]

no..never...altho fantasied abt it before..lol


wats ur most used and signature word(s) while having sex?

"oh" and "fuck" :excited:


Have you ever laughed so hard you've wet yourself? :eek:

[turbo1999]

Have you ever laughed so hard you've wet yourself? :eek:

No

Have every meet anyone for online forms?

[Andreamedis]

I don't understand your question, but if you're asking if I've met anyone in person that I met in a forum, then no.

Are you playing with a full deck?

[umpire2]

(counts cards...) hmmmm....no, only 51.....

(gets thrown out of casino for counting cards.....DRAT!)

Is it better to win or lose at strip poker???

[Andreamedis]

(counts cards...) hmmmm....no, only 51.....

(gets thrown out of casino for counting cards.....DRAT!)

Is it better to win or lose at strip poker???Depends on how you look. If an ugly person loses, we ALL lose. >_<

Depending on who answers this, what is your penis length (if male) or bra size (if female)?

[digital_sinnah]

to lose :mrgreen:

so what would you wear to the said strip poker game?

[oddbod]

Everything!


What are you wearing right now?

[umpire2]

Depends on how you look. If an ugly person loses, we ALL lose. >_<

Depending on who answers this, what is your penis length (if male) or bra size (if female)?

hmmmm....you got skipped...6.1 x 6.75...

[digital_sinnah]

Everything!


What are you wearing right now?

a liberal smearing of durty vampire goo


if you have to come to our party as your favorite animal, what would it be?

[umpire2]

hmmmm....you got skipped...6.1 x 6.75...

hit the button too fast:oops:....question:

over or under?

[imallyours_123]

Depends on how you look. If an ugly person loses, we ALL lose. >_<

Depending on who answers this, what is your penis length (if male) or bra size (if female)?


bout 8 "

favourite sex position and y?

[sullygom]

penis length 3cms, bra size 36 C

what's your favourite alcoholic drink

[bigbird]

Southern Comfort

How many fingers can you stuff up your arsehole?

[umpire2]

penis length 3cms, bra size 36 C

what's your favourite alcoholic drink

Sully, you are a riot!

Guiness

[umpire2]

Southern Comfort

How many fingers can you stuff up your arsehole?

...hmmmm...don't know....probably never will...

What do you do next?

[bigbird]

Post right ......here


Why can't elephants jump ?

[Reign]

Southern Comfort

How many fingers can you stuff up your arsehole?
theoretically all of 'em... but than I'll have to do some choppin'

What's your favorite car?

[Reign]

Post right ......here


Why can't elephants jump ?
'cause they're white?

Who's a hoe?

[Andreamedis]

theoretically all of 'em... but than I'll have to do some choppin'

What's your favorite car?
Lamberginnii Cuntash (even if I can't spell it)

What is your opinion on open ended video games?

[bigbird]

They should be closed

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

[umpire2]

I don't know....


CAN a woodchuck chuck wood???

[bigbird]

Yes

By why would a wood chuck chuck wood ?

[Andreamedis]

Yes

By why would a wood chuck chuck wood ?
To make people wonder why.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[bigbird]

Something to do with laying eggs?

How many sheep does it take to make my woollen posing pouch ?

[umpire2]

Because when Lewis Carroll sat at his writing desk with a raven feather quill pen, he started ravin' when writin' Alice Through The Looking Glass???

[Reign]

To make people wonder why.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because Lewis Carrol was a bit cuccoo...

What colour is green?

[BlackRose]

Green is really the only color painted Black :kiss:

Isn't black beautiful?

[digital_sinnah]

black is my cloak


just how deep is that cave of yours...?

[baller16]

black is my cloak


just how deep is that cave of yours...? 61ft and 6.6666666666 inches.

why do you enjoy hitting random people with sticks?

[Andreamedis]

I don't. I choose my targets very carefully.

What do you like on your pancakes/waffles?

[bigbird]

I like a huge big stinking turd please - or not - possibly just some sugar !


How many hairs do you have on your left small finger ?

[BlackRose]

never took the time to stop and count.

Do you want to count for me?

[formerly vodkanoj]

I'll do anything for you... ;)

Sunrise or Sunset?

[BlackRose]

Sunset at Hermosa!

Will you meet me there at 6PM PST?

[formerly vodkanoj]

Absolutely!

Will you give me directions?

[BlackRose]

I-10 to Sanata Monica ... then north on PCH

Can you find your way?

[formerly vodkanoj]

Googling it now!

Can I google you when i get there? :excited:

[BlackRose]

uh huh ... google BlackRose ;) I'll be the Rose in the ocean

Are you enjoying your Friday?

[Igor]

Yes - going to the pub later for more fun!

What am I doing here?

[snreu105]

Igor, we've been tryin to figure that out since September of 2006!

What are YOU doing here?

[Igor]

I stumbled in, now I think I'm lost.

Is there any hope for any of us?

[bigbird]

There is for me mate - but you're dooooommmmmmmed


Have you ever fancied getting involved with a woman's rugby scrum ?

[snreu105]

bb, why would I want to get involved with a fancy womans bumby scum? For that matter, why would a fancy woman have bumby scum in the first place?

Have you ever wondered why a fancy woman would have bumby scum?

[Andreamedis]

bb, why would I want to get involved with a fancy womans bumby scum? For that matter, why would a fancy woman have bumby scum in the first place?

Have you ever wondered why a fancy woman would have bumby scum?
Nope. I don't even know what bumby scum is in the first place, nor do I think I want to.

Who was the last person you spoke to face to face?

[BlackRose]

My son as I sent him off to bed

Why are you so quiet today?

[PatronofPorn]

Because the FBI and the CIA are on to me. I must not be seen.

Why is it so dark in these woods?

[the fox]

It’s not your whirring a blindfold

Can I set you on fire for money?

[Crosswalker]

Nah. But you can beat the crap out of me with a sea-bass.

Would you ever experiment with a watermelon?

[BlackRose]

Yes, actually I have and the watermelon lost

Where did you put my keys now?

[umpire2]

I hid them in a 'secret place'...

What should I have to eat???

[BlackRose]

you should have a BR taco :-E

Care to have a taste?

[umpire2]

Tucks napkin under chin...

Would you like some special sauce in that???




Hey, BR!!!:rose:

[dragonflyjames]

Please hold the sauce!



Are you really an Umpire?

[jackus]

Please hold the sauce!



Are you really an Umpire?

Yes, Im an EVIL Umpire :D

Should Pokemon Really be Chosen ?

[Andreamedis]

Of course. "Pikachu, as executioner, I choose you to go next. Any last words?"

What was the last song you listened to?

[SilverLycan]

Moonlight Sonata's first three movements, for my Eve.

Do you believe? O_o

[Lioness]

Moonlight Sonata's first three movements, for my Eve.

Do you believe? O_o

Yes, I believe in love.

Do you?

[Wafarer]

Tough sometimes, but yes, in terms of...sexual love, brotherly love, and other kinds/

Do you believe that there will be civil war in US in around 15 years, or less?

[SilverLycan]

I believe it to be a conceivable event right now. I certainly know that sometimes I wanna take up arms against the "Gub'mint" but I'd probably be splattered before I'd be able to even think about getting my gun ready. If Barack Obama becomes president which, God willing he will, I see that he will almost certainly be assassinated. If that were to happen, something much more than just hell would break loose. If John McCain becomes president which, heaven forbid, he might, He may die in office. I have studied Pailn's career path and am more than uncomfortable with the thought that she would be president then. Yes, the world has always been in a constant state of war in one way or another, so perhaps it is is silly for us to wonder where the next one will start...

But I tell you... There is a cloud gathering over the planet... It's been there for decades, if not centuries. It is black and absorbs and consumes the light. What will we do when that cloud finally burst and the torrential blackness begin to drown us...? I think we'll become much more savage than animals. Man is the only animal that puts the individual over the group... How disgusting... At least there exist those who will still try to do good during times of trouble.

[BlackRose]

Tough sometimes, but yes, in terms of...sexual love, brotherly love, and other kinds/

Do you believe that there will be civil war in US in around 15 years, or less?

Are you trying to jinx us?

[cherryblossom55]

depends on your beliefs

what is your favourite website

[formerly vodkanoj]

XNXX of course!:)

What have you eaten today?

[SilverLycan]

In regards to food I have eaten some ravioli, cereal, chicken fried rice, yogurt, and ice cream. But the only important thing I'll be eating is my wife, later tonight... Ah! And here she comes fresh from the shower!

[DeeZ-]

On with the questions, have you gotten your fix today?

[PatronofPorn]

No, I have yet to check out the porn section today:excited:

Do you prefer sex with a person you care about?

[GPE24]

Yes i would prefer a person i care about.

Do you agree that there is more men posting on here than women.?

[PatronofPorn]

Absolutely. Sometimes it can feel like a freakin' sausage fest around here.

Who would you rather become a sidekick to? Heath Ledger's Joker from 'The Dark Knight' or King Leionidas fom '300'?

[Andreamedis]

Neither.

What was the last fun thing you did with your best friend?

[jackus]

we played fifa 09 on the ps3 :D

who wears short shorts?

[Crosswalker]

we played fifa 09 on the ps3 :D

who wears short shorts?


My sister.

Given the choice between sticking your extremities in a fire-ant hill or having to fuck a goat, which would you go with?

[Rain]

My sister.

Given the choice between sticking your extremities in a fire-ant hill or having to fuck a goat, which would you go with?

The fire-ant hill, I'd pull them out quickly. ;) It would still suck, but I wouldn't fuck a goat, sorry.


Are you crazy?

[iron horse]

A raving Nutter.
Well not certified anyway.
I reckon I'm fine.

Have you had your coffee today??

[Crosswalker]

A raving Nutter.
Well not certified anyway.
I reckon I'm fine.

Have you had your coffee today??

No.

Did you know, it's been scientifically proven that if a woman drinks on average 3 cups of coffee or more per day, it'll make their tits shrink?

[Miss Alice]

No.

Did you know, it's been scientifically proven that if a woman drinks on average 3 cups of coffee or more per day, it'll make their tits shrink?
I knew there was a reason I didn't drink coffee!

Are you considering quitting your job anytime soon?

[iron horse]

Yes shutting the doors and say fuckit.
I have a mate who said if we get enough together we should go to Fiji, start a commune and wait for a few years till this shit blows over.

Would you like to come??

[AZRIEL]

http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/where-is-your-god-now-preview.jpg

[Miss Alice]

http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/where-is-your-god-now-preview.jpg

In Japan making out with Hello Kitty.

Did someone say different?

[ChinaGirl]

In Japan making out with Hello Kitty.

Did someone say different?

Possibly.

Are you still awake??

[snreu105]

For you ChinaGirl, I'm always awake, or at least up...

[PatronofPorn]

No question for me to answer huh? :neutral:

Alright then, do you think humanity will ever settle a planet other than Earth?

[Andreamedis]

If so, it probably wont be in our lifetime.

Will you be giving out candy to trick or treaters this year?

[Miss Alice]

If so, it probably wont be in our lifetime.

Will you be giving out candy to trick or treaters this year?
Doubt it. Not many people take part in it in Australia.

Do you like Turtles?

[dragonflyjames]

Yes,I really like the Sea Turtles off the coast of Maui.


Want to dive with me?

[Incubus]

no

who farted?

[smcaaphd]

Whoever smelled it dealt it!!

Why no mashed potato?

[SemiLunate]

Whoever smelled it dealt it!!

Why no mashed potato?

because there is a problem with the potato machine....


Why eat when you can fuck instead?

[PatronofPorn]

because there is a problem with the potato machine....


Why eat when you can fuck instead?

Trick question; you eat AND fuck at the same time!

Are nerds losers anymore?

[baller16]

Trick question; you eat AND fuck at the same time!

Are nerds losers anymore? depends...I've known nerd types who were normal kids in every other aspect of their personality besides the fact that they played some really nerdy videogames and watched anime and all of that stuff, and I've known people from the other side of the spectrum who were hardcore nerds...I think it's more about being secure and confident in who you are and not always having to throw it in everybody else's faces that "I'm a nerd, I'm different, etc"

Do polar bears actually all line up in front of a big Coke machine or is that just in the commercial?

[Incubus]

keep your answers short Baller :mad:

polar bears don't drink coke, they snort it 8)

Do you know what E=MC2 means?

[dragonflyjames]

Yes!

Whats your favorite hobby?

[colinwarren]

no but he does
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CC7Sg41Bp-U

does water go round the plug hole in a different direction in the southern hemisphere?

leapfrog up one, can't be bothered to edit all

[the fox]

does water go round the plug hole in a different direction in the southern hemisphere?

so im told

if you had to kiss a member of the same sex who would it be

[PatronofPorn]

If I had to? Probably some guy from school.

Which would you pick: Your freedom or your comfort?

[colinwarren]

i presume this isn't directed at an inmate:excited::excited:

comfort any time

does money make the world go round ?

[the fox]

If I had to? Probably some guy from school.

Which would you pick: Your freedom or your comfort?
Tough i like freedom but I love when I get the comfort of soft slick as im tied to the bed

hummm

ok if you could only eat 1

meat or veggies

[PatronofPorn]

I think meat.

If you knew about it beforehand, would you murder a person who was about to commit cold blooded murder?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

That depends on who they were going to kill. If it was someone like Hitler or a child rapist, then no. But if it was an innocent party, I might.



If you could go back and change one mistake that you've made in your life, what would it be?

[SemiLunate]

If you could go back and change one mistake that you've made in your life, what would it be?[/quote]

I would change my degree - do english rather than Marine Biology....

Do you have a preferance to brands of chocolate?

[colinwarren]

yes galaxy


who invented the wheel?

[PatronofPorn]

If you could go back and change one mistake that you've made in your life, what would it be?

I would change my degree - do english rather than Marine Biology....

Do you have a preferance to brands of chocolate?[/quote]

Yes, I think I like Hershey's more than any other comericial brand.

I have no idea who invented the wheel.

If you were a spirit, would you punish the people who hurt you when you were alive?

[SemiLunate]

Yes, I think I like Hershey's more than any other comericial brand.

I have no idea who invented the wheel.

If you were a spirit, would you punish the people who hurt you when you were alive?


ew! Hersheys tastes like wax!!
They increased the fat content so when they sent them to vietnam they wouldnt melt
so its just eating a bar of coloured,flavoured wax.....



no i wouldnt - ultimatly, they helped me grow to who i am today - even if they did hurt me in the process

Would you go back and re-do a relationship with an ex?

[PatronofPorn]

ew! Hersheys tastes like wax!!
They increased the fat content so when they sent them to vietnam they wouldnt melt
so its just eating a bar of coloured,flavoured wax.....



no i wouldnt - ultimatly, they helped me grow to who i am today - even if they did hurt me in the process

Would you go back and re-do a relationship with an ex?

I said "Comericial kind" not favorite altogether! :mad:

Never going to happen.

2012. The End of it all. Are you a believer?

[Crosswalker]

I said "Comericial kind" not favorite altogether! :mad:

Never going to happen.

2012. The End of it all. Are you a believer?

No way in hell.

Would you fuck me?

[PatronofPorn]

No way in hell.

Would you fuck me?

Ummm.....no.

Do you have fundamentalist nuts in your family?

[SemiLunate]

Ummm.....no.

Do you have fundamentalist nuts in your family?

PoP that was rude to Walker! *slaps ass*

and i have nuts in my family...fundimentalist ones i have no idea......


what was the best one-liner you ever said?

[PatronofPorn]

PoP that was rude to Walker! *slaps ass*

*Grrr* ;)

and i have nuts in my family...fundimentalist ones i have no idea......

what was the best one-liner you ever said?

I don't think I know. :(

Can you go with the flow and take it easy if something doesn't work the way you thoght it would?

[SemiLunate]

only if i agree which whatever the flow is

do you have the courage to go against the flow?

[PatronofPorn]

only if i agree which whatever the flow is

do you have the courage to go against the flow?

If it's something I care enough about, yes.

Are you a person who enjoys acomplishing work?

[SemiLunate]

Yes i am - i'll keep doing something until its done AND until its done right

do you procrastinate to not do work?

[PatronofPorn]

Yes i am - i'll keep doing something until its done AND until its done right

do you procrastinate to not do work?

It's second nature to me! :p

Would kick someone you didn't like while they're down?

[SemiLunate]

depends what they have/ tried to do to me.......

would you dislike someone that was known to have popped a guys testical?

[PatronofPorn]

depends what they have/ tried to do to me.......

would you dislike someone that was known to have popped a guys testical?

Considering who's asking this question, no. :)

Have you thought of what it be like to see the Great Barrier Reef in person?

[SemiLunate]

*giggles*

and no - corals (from a marine bio perspective) are not that interesting and have been researched to death

ever wanted to visit the Arora Borealis?

[PatronofPorn]

*giggles*

and no - corals (from a marine bio perspective) are not that interesting and have been researched to death

ever wanted to visit the Arora Borealis?

I have for a long while; one nice about moving to Canada would be that I could see it easier.

Have you ever been pissed off that city lights block out the stars?

[SemiLunate]

yes - then i moved to Wales and the light pollution at night is like...nil :)

ever wanted to sleep on the beach and listen to the waves all night?

[PatronofPorn]

As long as it was warm outside sure.

What would you do if a homeless person asked for some change?

[SemiLunate]

Go and buy them some food with the change i had - Years in South Africa has tought me to give food rather than money.....


Have you ever misjudged a person based on apperances?

[PatronofPorn]

Yes I have. :mad: It's a mistake I try not to repeat.

Do think it would be wise to leave the CERN particle collider turned off?

[SemiLunate]

no idea.......if i knew its ins and outs then i would tell you more definatly...but i didnt build it :P


Do you think that science has caused more problems than its solved?

[PatronofPorn]

Not really, if we didn't have science, we wouldn't have much worth staying alive for, in my opinion.

Have you played chicken with something dangerous?

[Miss Alice]

No. Never. I'm not that silly! ;)

Whats the best song, in your opinion, to listen to really loudly?

[SemiLunate]

Bitch by Meredith Brooks


worst song you ever spent money buying?

[bigbird]

The Birdie song !


What was the best sex you've ever had ?

[SemiLunate]

haha, witty :)


hmmm....tough......

waking up to find my hands bound and the guy i was with had stripped me and was teasing me with his lips, fingers and tongue while i was asleep - damn near came when i woke up then came 3 times more when he fucked me.......


what about you?

[Haze240]

On my parents yacht with my gf. It was morning sex, and she rode me till i thought we were gonna start a tsunami.

That and the first time i masturbated (hey its sex with myself)

What was your most frightening experience

[bigbird]

On my parents yacht with my gf. It was morning sex, and she rode me till i thought we were gonna start a tsunami.

That and the first time i masturbated (hey its sex with myself)

What was your most frightening experience

Lying awake on the operating theatre having my heart checked out !

What was the messiest sex you've ever had?

[SemiLunate]

Haze :being chased down a street by a drunk guy and his hand sneeking into the door i was closing to keep him away from me - think of the "heres Jonny" clip and you have the vague idea.....

Bird: the guy rubbing baby oil into my back and ass while fucking me
:)


most heroic thing you've ever done?

[bigbird]

Saved my wife from a burning car

What's the most stupid thing you've ever done?

[rockera]

one night stand lol

ever had a threesome with 2 hot chicks?

[SemiLunate]

Bird: falling into a swimming pool with my clothes on before i learned how to swim

Rockera: nope


whats the most satisfying thing you've accomplished?

[bigbird]

one night stand lol

ever had a threesome with 2 hot chicks?

Nope - but I dream about it regularly !

Semi - fathering 2 sons !

What's the most you've orgasmed in one session?

[SemiLunate]

34


Whats the fastest time you've ever got hard again after sex?

[bigbird]

34


Whats the fastest time you've ever got hard again after sex?


Well a couple of times now - IMMEDIATELY - i.e. it stayed rock hard after cumming

And 34 ????? OMG you must have been knackered !

What's the least satisfying sex you've had ?

[SemiLunate]

haha, yes i was a tad.......but i'm always greatful for being able to multiple!


and for the above reason, i've never had non satisfactory sex :)

you?

[bigbird]

LOl - i have to say the first time !


What was your most "dangerous" sex ?

[formerly vodkanoj]

Sex it the front seat of my car with a GF while parked in front of the picture window and her mom inside watching tv.

Is it a nice day there today?

[Miss Alice]

It wasn't a nice day today. It was terrible!

Big boobs, small boobs or no boobs?

[sullygom]

boobs don't really matter, but big nipples !!

homemade pea and ham soup or out of a tin ?;)

[colinwarren]

home made with smoked ham

vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

[SemiLunate]

both mixed together ;)


Cadbury or Thorntons chocolate?

[bigbird]

whichever smears better over a naked bod


Did you ever find plankton sexy ?

[colinwarren]

no but whales do

hamburger or cheesburger?

[SemiLunate]

neither....chicken burgers all the way

*giggles at Bird* - i couldnt possibly answer that :P


best thing about Earth?

[bigbird]

neither....chicken burgers all the way

*giggles at Bird* - i couldnt possibly answer that :P


best thing about Earth?


The smell


Worst thing about the UK ?

[sullygom]

Tom Baker

best thing about Question Time

[colinwarren]

it ends at some time

shaven or hirsuite?

[SemiLunate]

it ends at some time

shaven or hirsuite?


depends on whatarea we're talking about :P



long legs or big boobs?

[PatronofPorn]

depends on whatarea we're talking about :P



long legs or big boobs?

Gotta be big boobs. :excited:

What kind of things do you do only in the fall?

[SemiLunate]

get my scarf on!


Whats the best thing about being alive?

[PatronofPorn]

get my scarf on!


Whats the best thing about being alive?

Being able to have good times I guess.

What's the worst about it?

[SemiLunate]

having to deal with other members of the race......


whats your fave smell in the world?

[formerly vodkanoj]

sex :)

wHAT MADE YOU SICK LAST?

[PatronofPorn]

having to deal with other members of the race......


whats your fave smell in the world?

Hard, maybe strawberry scented shampoo? I like most of that stuff.

Do you like to argue with people?

[SemiLunate]

wHAT MADE YOU SICK LAST?

Myself.....either make my self throw up or choke on the tablet that got stuck in my throat :S

Hard, maybe strawberry scented shampoo? I like most of that stuff.

Do you like to argue with people?

I like debating with people - there is a difference :)

[Andreamedis]

Since SemiLunate forgot to ask a question, I'll ask one.

What is the sexiest article of clothing you own?

[PatronofPorn]

Since SemiLunate forgot to ask a question, I'll ask one.

What is the sexiest article of clothing you own?

It'd have to be my good demin jacket.

Do you enjoy the simple things in life?

[rockera]

of course! They make my day!

whats ur middle name?

[Miss Alice]

I wont say, but it's both a Noun and a Proper Noun.. and it can also mean elegance.

Whats the best kind of juice?

[snreu105]

I won't say, but if you keep stroking it like that you will find out!

What's the best kind of steak?

[Andreamedis]

The kind that keeps a vampire in its coffin.

Where did you go for your last vacation?

[bigbird]

France

Why do americans get erect over guns ?

[PatronofPorn]

We're just a bunch of cowboys at heart. :mrgreen:

Are Frenchmen really that bad?

[SemiLunate]

depends which one you meet!


why do guns get erect over americans? :P

[Emily23XXX]

Don't know about guns, but I've made a few cocks erect all over america. ;)


Why are you so naughty?

[PatronofPorn]

I just like sex! :excited:

Do you ever give to charity?

[Elainee]

I just like sex! :excited:

Do you ever give to charity?

Yes I do :) I am caring!

Do you ever give people doggy style?

[formerly vodkanoj]

As a matter of fact YES!

Are you looking for doggy style?:excited:

[PatronofPorn]

As a matter of fact YES!

Are you looking for doggy style?:excited:

Not especially; any sex would be nice.

Does the day go fast for you?

[Emily23XXX]

Only when I spend the day in bed making love.



What do you do in bed?

[formerly vodkanoj]

that depends if i'm alone or not..... ;)

Are you at work?

[PatronofPorn]

No, thank goodness for that. :)

Do you take yourself seriously?

[Emily23XXX]

No, I have fun



What do you wear to bed?

[formerly vodkanoj]

again that depends if i'm alone or not..... ;)

Long hot showers or baths?

[txstripper]

No.

Do you think i'm a bitch?

[PatronofPorn]

From what I've seen, absolutely not! :)

Do you plan things out before you do them?

[formerly vodkanoj]

No.

Do you think i'm a bitch?

Not at all.

Is it hot outside?

[Emily23XXX]

Hot enough, for a bikini



Have you had a 3-sum?

[formerly vodkanoj]

bikini!!!!!??????

No..... :(

do you have pictures in said bikini? ;)

[PatronofPorn]

Hot enough, for a bikini



Have you had a 3-sum?

Nah. *Sigh* :(

Have you been in involed in a 4-sum or even higher?

[Emily23XXX]

Yes



Are you horney?

[snooker]

Yes



Are you horney? YES


How far have you traveled to fuck?

[IVA HARDON]

yes i have me and 3 very lovely ladies as a matter of fact just last night.two brunettes and one lucious redhead tall and very slender who can fuck you socks off.:excited:

[IVA HARDON]

YES


How far have you traveled to fuck?half way across american and emily how bout some neked pics of your self.

[txstripper]

on question to answer. :(

have you ever had public sex?

[PatronofPorn]

on question to answer. :(

have you ever had public sex?

No I haven't. Unless you count self loving then it'd different. :rolleyes:

If a sex act is more forbidden, does it increase your enjoyment of it?

[Emily23XXX]

No, What is forbidden


Do you have any sex toys?

[Sahara907]

No, What is forbidden


Do you have any sex toys?

Yes.

Are you using any sex toys right now?

[Emily23XXX]

Not yet



Are you? Using sex toys right know

[PatronofPorn]

I'm using the greatest sex toy there is, the human imagination. :)

What is your favorite sex toy?

[Emily23XXX]

Bullet vib and curved dildo (take 2 hands)


When did you last have intercourse?

[formerly vodkanoj]

Last Sunday

Any special outfits you like to wear?

[bigbird]

Last night

What's your favourite colour ?

[snooker]

Last night

What's your favourite colour ?BLUE

Whats your favorite female body part?

[Emily23XXX]

White cotton button up blouse with black mini skirt (no undies)
Blue
Pussy


When was the last time you went to the beach?

[PatronofPorn]

White cotton button up blouse with black mini skirt (no undies)
Blue
Pussy


When was the last time you went to the beach?

A year or so ago.

What do you like to do at the beach?

[Emily23XXX]

People Watch



What turns you on?

[snooker]

White cotton button up blouse with black mini skirt (no undies)
Blue
Pussy


When was the last time you went to the beach? I live on the beach(right now)

sexy eyes turn me on

are you touching yourself?

[PatronofPorn]

People Watch



What turns you on?

Many, many things! Girl on girl with strap-on fucking seems to be fav though. :excited:

How often are you inclined to do strap-on play or watch it?

[Emily23XXX]

Don't have one, seen a double ended one that was interesting


Would you like your lover fuck your ass with a strap-on?

[PatronofPorn]

Don't have one, seen a double ended one that was interesting


Would you like your lover fuck your ass with a strap-on?

Hehe, yeah I would actually. :excited:

Do you have a favorite position during sex?

[Emily23XXX]

Depends on which lover


Would you lick my butthole?

[snooker]

Hehe, yeah I would actually. :excited:

Do you have a favorite position during sex? Doggy

Do you like give or receive a creampie?

[formerly vodkanoj]

damn! snooked!

[PatronofPorn]

Emily's-If I could clean you good in the shower first. :) If yes, then I'd go and lick it good.

Is there anything you don't do when you're having sex?

[snooker]

Depends on which lover


Would you lick my butthole? For sure

Would you lick mine?