Answer the question of the person below you

[Andreamedis]

Instead of asking a question for the next person to answer, you give an answer. The next person then asks a question that fits that answer, and then provides a new answer for the next person. You can ask whatever you want, as long as it somehow fits the answer given (the funnier the better).

Answer: I suppose you could, but then you'd be all wet. =^_^=

[Jamie90]

can I go through a waterfall?

yes, but your mom would hate you for it.

[heavybreather]

can I go through a waterfall?

yes, but your mom would hate you for it.

Should I admit I'm a transvestite?

Only if you are prepared for the consequences...

[oddbod]

Should I admit I'm a transvestite?

Only if you are prepared for the consequences...

Should I punch my boss??

The rash will take ages to clear up.

[heavybreather]

Should I punch my boss??

The rash will take ages to clear up.

how long will I be infectious?


You should have seen his face!

[Andreamedis]

Oh come on, he couldn't be as ugly as you say.... could he...?

Next answer: Just two more hours to go.

[Mental_4_now]

When will the Viagra wear off?

OMG!! and there was poop everywhere

[ronjeremy]

cats

[tasteslikeasian]

question: dogs?

answer: so i said grandpa, im not oiling your thighs anymore. and i shit all over the wall behind me.

[Andreamedis]

Getting back to your story about why your grandfather hates you: What happened next?

Next answer: Only if the cat approves.

[lollylover]

Getting back to your story about why your grandfather hates you: What happened next?

Next answer: Only if the cat approves.

can I get a dog, please?


It won't hurt as much if you move very carefully :)

[digital_sinnah]

can I get a dog, please?


It won't hurt as much if you move very carefully :)


i'm unsure if Boris the walrus may or may not get jealous.


what the hell is that large black rod?

[Elli]

Now, do you have any questions before the nurse begins the procedure?


My friend's sister's boyfriend told me it would be ok, but I'm not so sure.

[Long_And_Thick]

awesome I get to answer Elli's question yay!

Will this hurt? My anus is tender!!

Does getting fucked hard in the face turn you on?

[porter]

awesome I get to answer Elli's question yay!

Will this hurt? My anus is tender!!

Does getting fucked hard in the face turn you on?

Huh?


I told you it wouldn't work.

[digital_sinnah]

Now, do you have any questions before the nurse begins the procedure?


My friend's sister's boyfriend told me it would be ok, but I'm not so sure.


can i wear the tight little uniform and you wear the patient gown....?


just where exactly do you think you can insert a small plastic toy walrus?

[hotguy in action]

can i wear the tight little uniform and you wear the patient gown....?


just where exactly do you think you can insert a small plastic toy walrus?
do u like gang bangs

[digital_sinnah]

do u like gang bangs


certainly - bring your own walrus though.... i don't share

[hotguy in action]

sure well share

[digital_sinnah]

let's not de-rail the thread

[Andreamedis]

Next answer: Only when it rains.

[bigbird]

How often does Andreamedis fart ?

New answer :-

"and then he ate a turtle"

[oddbod]

Question - Do you do wet tee shirt contests?

Next answer - because some people are too stupid to understand how it works!

[Andreamedis]

Question - Do you do wet tee shirt contests?

Next answer - because some people are too stupid to understand how it works!Ummm... Why did that guy's toaster just explode?

Next answer: Go two lights south, three lights west, and its the fifth driveway on the right.

[digital_sinnah]

Ummm... Why did that guy's toaster just explode?

billy was warned numerous times not to put turtles in the kitchen appliances.

Next answer: Go two lights south, three lights west, and its the fifth driveway on the right.

where was that titty bar you took me to last nite?

next answer: yes, it really does remove those horrible stains

[bigbird]

How can I get my cock inside you?

Next answer - cunning plan baldric

[Andreamedis]

How can I get my cock inside you?

Next answer - cunning plan baldric
What do you say when baldric has a cunning plan?

Answer for NEXT question: 317 (but who's counting?).

[bigbird]

How many sperm were left alive from the last spurt?

Next answer is "Just fuck me stupid "

[baller16]

What do you say when baldric has a cunning plan?

Answer for NEXT question: 317 (but who's counting?). how many elephants have you slept with?

Answer for next question: yea, but only on Teusdays, and only if it's a leap year..

[Andreamedis]

how many elephants have you slept with?

Answer for next question: yea, but only on Teusdays, and only if it's a leap year..Do your partners ever have REAL orgasms?

Answer to NEXT question: Pink with red polka-dots.

[candiman40]

What do you get when you let your lover choose your underwear ?


next answer : ....about 7 inches.

[Jamie90]

What do you get when you let your lover choose your underwear ?


next answer : ....about 7 inches.

How long is your......okay I say it....dick?

You´ll have to go through hell before you´ll achive that goal

[Empress Lainie]

screw every man and woman in hollywood

how many people over 50 have you had sex with?

[Jamie90]

do you think He´ll be good?

No, you can´t have 1000$ for that

[Andreamedis]

Will you pay $1000 to see me dress up like a chicken and sing The Song That Never Ends backwards?

Next answer: They were GOING to legalize it, but then I lost my pictures, and with them, my leverage. v_v

[Jamie90]

are you always answering your own questions?

[Incubus]

The president was caught smoking pot, why is is still illegal?

Of course you can, but there's no guaranteeing that she'll go along with it.

[Incubus]

are you always answering your own questions?

get out of the way woman :mad:

:excited:

[Jamie90]

can I cut of my cock, while Jamie is watching?

Oh it´ll not hurt too much!

[Andreamedis]

Shouldn't you use an anesthetic for that? :eek:

Next answer: Because if you don't, your cats will watch your porn. =^_^=

[Jamie90]

so why do you say I have to close the window with the porn, running all day?

oh c´mon, the answere is obvious

[deidre79]

the girl scout girl is gonna tell on you $$$:excited:


why do we need money?:rose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf107pgOLRQ

[Andreamedis]

the girl scout girl is gonna tell on you $$$:excited:


why do we need money?:rose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf107pgOLRQ
Why is it such a bad idea to answer the door with the porno playing in the background?

Next answer: Just two more hours to go.

[LK6D9]

Is Listerine a good birthday gift??
With as much dick she sucks, yes.

[Andreamedis]

Is Listerine a good birthday gift??
With as much dick she sucks, yes.
Since LK6D9 obviously can't follow instructions, I'll repeat mine. >_<

Next answer: Just two more hours to go.

[Jamie90]

mommy do I get my cookie now?

You´d have to suck your own dick to get that.

[Tightcuntlover]

Instead of asking a question for the next person to answer, you give an answer. The next person then asks a question that fits that answer, and then provides a new answer for the next person. You can ask whatever you want, as long as it somehow fits the answer given (the funnier the better).


I'm not entirely sure all that makes sense.....but does it matter anyway?

[Andreamedis]

You´d have to suck your own dick to get that.
What do you say when you don't want to do something for someone?

Next answer: 53

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

What is the median number between 27 and 79.

Barack Obama

[southgater]

The president of the most insignificant country in the world.

Next answer: cheese

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

What does southgater have where his brains should be.

The new John F. Kennedy.

[Andreamedis]

The new John F. Kennedy.
Who are you? =^_^=

Next answer: Yes, but it is for the good of the mice.

[seeminglysatisfied]

Why are there higher taxes on cheese, and is it because the mice are getting fat?

Bill Cosby is a good candidate

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Who should run for president on the Republican ticket in 2012?

Green Eggs and Ham

[seeminglysatisfied]

What do people eat for breakfast in Missouri?




Airplanes.

[seeminglysatisfied]

Things that are convenient to use in a terrorist attack?



Magillacuddy

[SweetCheex]

Things that are convenient to use in a terrorist attack?



Magillacuddy
what's the word to make this thread die?

the sugarplum fairy

[TomConCon]

Is it really?

[WickedGame]

Edit: Fucked up

[rickstar]

Did everything go well at the weekend?

Time will be the only thing we have left.

[SweetCheex]

We'll be butt-nekid and the last people on earth...

Cheese and crackers

[seeminglysatisfied]

the breakfast of champions?


Oil and vinegar

[Lady Fox]

salad and a nice juicy steak

Boat cruise

[rickstar]

So where was you when the big fire broke out at your home?

240 if i'm lucky

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

How many times will you get fucked this month?

Birthday Party.

[rickstar]

Wot is the one thing you really want but could never have?

Kept on clicking.

[SweetCheex]

What kind of noise did it make before the explosion?

tomorrows another day

[richief]

The president of the most insignificant country in the world.

Next answer: cheese

is it really another day?

what is brie

15 miles from Birmingham

[seeminglysatisfied]

How far is the next petrol station?


Seven and a half

[iwant2bcuckolded]

How many years will it take me to get my gf to go along with any of my fantasies?

It's string, you numpty!

[seeminglysatisfied]

Is that a pull tab hanging from your pussy?


If god does save the Queen:excited:

[iwant2bcuckolded]

Name a way that Prince Phillip will, in fact, NOT enjoy the afterlife?

But, it might get stuck!

[sexylexie]

Wanna stick your cock in my pussy?

Poca-hot-ass

[freethinker]

What would I like to do with you?

Run your fingers through it.

[iwant2bcuckolded]

Now that I'm grabbing SexyLexie's hair, is there anything special I should do to it?

Well, it's going to need an awful lot more lube on it, but I guess that would be okay!

[rickstar]

Dose it not hurt to try and shag the exhausted pipe of your car?

It just fell from a great hight.

[Andreamedis]

What happened to your car?

Next answer: Yes, but only on Tuesdays on Leap Year during a New Moon.

[freethinker]

Are you ever not horny?

Every. Single. Day.

[rickstar]

How often do you feel you have to eat out of the bin.

I never want to see it again

[Andreamedis]

How do you feel about your penis?

Next answer: Only 2 more hours to go.

[rickstar]

LMAO
How long till you have to wait till your next shag?

It's not the time it take it's how you do it.

[seeminglysatisfied]

Isn't building the perfect woman a difficult and lengthy process?


Only on Sundays

[rickstar]

When do you have a time off from all that shagging you do?

If you use the rounded end.

[seeminglysatisfied]

The best way to unlock a door?


When frozen solid

[rickstar]

So when do you perform better?

Two tree on top of the hill.

[seeminglysatisfied]

What to tie her breasts to?


A small shack in Poland

[rickstar]

Where would you take your true love on her first date?

Car battery

[onenauhgtygirl29]

What do you use to run your computer?



Pink panties

[Hau Rock]

which pair of ONG's underwear did I use while jacking off today?

leather jacket

[onenauhgtygirl29]

What is the only thing I want Hau to wear while he screws me silly?



Multiple orgasms.

[Hau Rock]

what happens to ONG when she sees that I'm online

bucketloads

[onenauhgtygirl29]

How much did you cum when viewing my thread? ;)




Swallow

[Hau Rock]

what are you gonna do to my bucketloads of cum...

orgy

[Andreamedis]

Why have you called all of us here tonight?

Because if the cat did it, it would look pretty silly.

[seeminglysatisfied]

Double post - my apologies:)

[seeminglysatisfied]

Why do humans masturbate?


Penguins

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

What animal makes the females earn the food while the males babysit?

Lemur

[seeminglysatisfied]

The real Azriel is a?


Piece of pie

[freethinker]

What's for dessert?

A tire iron.

[83fordify]

What did you use to murder your tenth wife?

A pungent smell

[freethinker]

What's the only thing she left behind?

Steak.

[rickstar]

What do you put in your car to make it run faster?

Green pees

[freethinker]

What did the guys who ate only asparagus have when they whizzed?

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Very smelly piss!

What is you favorite mollusc.

[freethinker]

leave it to you to get it backwards

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I'm sorry, but I prefer female arse.

Ice cream!

[rickstar]

So what food can make you bark like a dog?

Strawberry hill.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I found my thrill when I fucked you on Strawberry hill!



What do you do with Jelly Bellies?

[seeminglysatisfied]

What don't you do with jelly bellies?:eek:



Shoes that are heavy

[freethinker]

What makes blupwr so slow?

Lost forever.

[Andreamedis]

Where's the remote?

Next answer: Green with blue dots and yellow stripes.

[Jamie90]

what colour had your favorite dress in the 80´s?

you simply haven to stick it in there

[freethinker]

what do I do with this square peg and round hole?

you eat it.

[Jamie90]

what do I do with this gal now?

you have to give it a try

[freethinker]

I wonder what your pussy tastes like?

Now

[Jamie90]

what is the right moment?

wow it was delicious

[freethinker]

How did you like my cock?

My turn

[Jamie90]

who should suck HIS cock now :twisted:

sorry, was too tempting

[onenauhgtygirl29]

What did Naughty say after pulling down Jamie's panties? :excited:




Right over here.

[Jamie90]

where is your magic spot again?

oh my god that feels so good

[freethinker]

You liking your tongue lashing?

Put it in

[Jamie90]

what ya gonna do with that tool?

nice and slow

[Drakeson]

is that how you like it

wicked hard

[Jamie90]

how hard is it to get a girl?

thats the wrong way

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Is this the right way to fuck?

Slow and easy with lots of lubricant.

[Jamie90]

How do you go through the back-door

it feels different

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

How does it feel to have your arse fucked?

A noisy place to fuck.

[seeminglysatisfied]

What is a busy highway?


Antelopes are better

[freethinker]

Which do you prefer, antelope or water buffalo?

Cheese

[sexylexie]

Whatd the farmer get from Bessy after he went on vacation?

Blue Fish

[freethinker]

What did the fishmonger have when the paint sprayer got loose?

Goose

[Jamie90]

what do you cook for christmas? :eek:

I´d say the latter is more common

[freethinker]

Cunnilingus or fellatio?

Rimming

[Jamie90]

what do you do when you want to drive a woman crazy?

never had that before!

[freethinker]

What is an all over tongue bath?

Gasping.

[Jamie90]

what was that what you did when I touched you there?

dunno...can you do it again? :excited:

[freethinker]

Did you cum?

Breathless

[Jamie90]

how did I leave you again that night?

I was too exhausted

[freethinker]

Why weren't you up for a good fuck after all that oral I gave you?

Six times

[Jamie90]

how many times did I cum that hour?

again and again

[goodsamantha]

:confused:Are you going to just sit there, or are you going to put it in???:excited:

[rickstar]

Well i have a hard cock and not sure what i should do?

Chick wire.

[Jamie90]

uhm what do you call your cock?

chocolate is the only way

[freethinker]

What does it take to get you into bed with me?

A good single malt Scotch

[Jamie90]

what would you like afterwards?

in front of the fireplace

[freethinker]

Where would you like to snuggle on a winter night?

Oktoberfest

[Jamie90]

where do you except to meet me?

at least 4 litres

[freethinker]

How much good German beer could I enjoy in a day?

Soft pretzels

[Jamie90]

what would you buy me so I don´t get drunk too fast?

short skirts

[freethinker]

What would you wear to show off your legs?

bikini

[Jamie90]

what would you wear? :lol:

a kiss

[freethinker]

what would make me feel better about being in a bikini?

A hug

[Jamie90]

what did you call that groping again?

I just slipped

[freethinker]

What's your excuse for copping a feel of the tent in my jeans?

Home to bed

[Jamie90]

where do you want to go?

too drunk to do anything

[freethinker]

What do I avoid being?

Too sweet for words

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Would you prefer fucking or soixanteneuf sucking?

Doing the laundry

[Jamie90]

What do I avoid being?

Too sweet for words

How would you describe custard?

Would you prefer fucking or soixanteneuf sucking?

Doing the laundry

what are you doing right now?

I wanna lick it

[freethinker]

What would you do with this lollipop?

Cream

[Jamie90]

what do you wanna eat off me

tastes nice

[freethinker]

What would I say after eating cream off you?

Reciprocate

[Jamie90]

what do you want me to do in return?

thats a good idea

[freethinker]

What would I say if you made the offer?

Here

[Jamie90]

where do you want the kiss?

I am shocked

[freethinker]

What is your response when I just give you an evil grin? :excited:

Away

[Jamie90]

what do you think you get?

make it up

[freethinker]

Why did I give you roses? :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:

Kiss

[Jamie90]

what can I repay you with?

you spanked me :eek:

[freethinker]

What did I give you for being hard to get?

Kiss it and make it feel better

[Jamie90]

what did you wanna do to it?

you love it really

[freethinker]

What do I think about your bare bottom?

Yes, I do

[Jamie90]

will you take me as your wife in good and bad times? :excited:

oh my god

[freethinker]

What did you keep saying over and over as you rode me?

Incredible

[Jamie90]

how was I? he he

second time

[freethinker]

What's coming up next?

Right now

[Jamie90]

when is it getting hard again?

something new

[freethinker]

What would you like to try next?

I'm ready

[Jamie90]

what did you say?

suck on that :eek:

[freethinker]

Would you like to try a bit of bear?

Only if you think you can handle it

[Jamie90]

do you want me to take it all?

no we´re talking not about sex

[freethinker]

Are we gonna just talk about sex, or go ahead and do it?

Either way

[Jamie90]

ha ha touché

what would you like better?

no I mean now

[freethinker]

Would you like to have oral now or later?

Delicious

[Jamie90]

what does your thingy taste like?

couldn´t imagine anything more beautiful

[freethinker]

what do you look like lying naked beside me?

Snuggle

[Jamie90]

what do you like to do in bed at night?

smells wonderful

[freethinker]

How do you smell after a nice long shower?

Wet

[anon y mouse]

IS SHE REALY GOING OUT WITH HIM

LIKE A ROSE

[rickstar]

How do you like to keep your wife?

Light switch.

[Jamie90]

you said your room had no what?

a dog

[subkittehslut]

She fucked a WHAT?

Of course not, I'd never do that.

[rickstar]

Would you live your life celibate?

14 hours.

[subkittehslut]

What's the longest you ever went without masturbating?

oh, hell yeah... right now.

[SweetCheex]

as she stuck her finger up his ass he shouted...

give it to me baby uh-huh-uh-huh

[subkittehslut]

as she stuck her finger up his ass he shouted...

give it to me baby uh-huh-uh-huh

Is he pretty fly for a white guy?

no, I don't like them that big.

[SweetCheex]

Is he pretty fly for a white guy?

no, I don't like them that big.
do u like the size of these pom-poms?

then it just spilt everwhere!

[Jamie90]

so how did this thing turn into this mess?

oh yes I want that

[rickstar]

So how do you feel about having sex with a fish?

Always when i'm drunk.

[Jamie90]

do you sometimes pee in your sleep?

those are the best

[rickstar]

So how do you feel about women who fart in bed?

I always say yes.

[Jamie90]

he he good one

what do you say if a woman asks you whether you want to try really crazy things in bed?

only if you kiss me

[rickstar]

How will i know it's true love?

Tried on sunday but it didn't work.

[Jamie90]

did you ever try to ride an ox?

I´ll visit you

[rickstar]

How do you know you'll make me happy?

Round and yellow.

[Jamie90]

whats that lollypop look like?

yeah I know its shocking

[83fordify]

2 can fit into one of yours?!?!

no sorry :(

[seeminglysatisfied]

Говорите ли вы русский?


Tomorrow never knows

[freethinker]

What the next day will bring?

Football

[rickstar]

What was on tv that made you run out the house pulling you hair out?

Only with sugar.

[pegasus09]

How do you take your coffee?


Putting it away.

[rickstar]

Do you want to see what the girls drool over?

I just saw two bright lights.

[Jamie90]

what did you see before the bus hit you?

no, she´s next door

[rickstar]

Has my girlfriend come to see you?

Slipped and broke into a dance.

[Jamie90]

what did you do to win her?

it was awful

[rickstar]

So did you enjoy the dinner I cooked for you last night?

I'm easy

[Jamie90]

So what are your flaws?

just a kiss

[rickstar]

So what do you really want to get out of life?

To be held.

[Jamie90]

whats the most beautiful feeling when you wake up?

a smile

[rickstar]

What make you feel good from the inside out?

I've wanted it for a long time.

[Jamie90]

did you ever think about getting married?

you need a lot of courage for that

[rickstar]

Why don't your say how you really feel?

I like it a lot.

[Jamie90]

Do you like being teased?

good idea...care to try with me?

[rickstar]

I want to do stuff i've never done before.

I did and more now.

[Jamie90]

did you eat her out?

yes, it was great fun

[rickstar]

Did you like trying to climb a tree upside down?

Always.

[Jamie90]

so how often a day are you horny?

the police caught me

[rickstar]

So why have you stopped having sex in public?

Upstairs where no one knows.

[Jamie90]

so where would you take me if i was there?

ice cream

[rickstar]

What would you put on so i could lick it of you?


Bought it yesterday.

[rickstar]

What would you put on so i could lick it of you?


Bought it yesterday.

[Jamie90]

so what would you like me to wear?

that would be so awesome of you

[rickstar]

I don't have a lot but a warm loving kiss to give?

If only i could.

[Jamie90]

would you kiss me?

thats dangerous

[rickstar]

Would you come home with me?

Keep hoping

[Jamie90]

do you think it will work out?

no one can say

[rickstar]

Is it true love that i have found?

Only a number away.

[Jamie90]

where are you?

Many people have been asking that

[rickstar]

Will you sleep with me?

My best mate.

[freethinker]

Who was the last person you slept with?

Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't

[83fordify]

Ever thought about doing penis torture?

Yes, that is a great idea!

[lettinemhavit]

What?
terrific ideas!!!

[freethinker]

What?
terrific ideas!!!

:wall:

[rickstar]

What do you do to pass time?

I thought i could.

[lettinemhavit]

what would you do?

stay busy?

[onenauhgtygirl29]

:rolleyes:Lettinemhave it you're doin it wrong. :-P


What do you do to pass time?

I thought i could.
Why did you rip off my panties???



Down on the floor.

[seeminglysatisfied]

How do they fuck in Russia?:rolleyes:


Stolichnaya

[Jamie90]

whats that vodka that blew us away called again?

how can you ask something like that :eek:

[rickstar]

Will you come to see me?

I don't always like it.

[Jamie90]

do you like being spanked?

oh that is great

[rickstar]

Do you like being hung upside down while your having sex?


I was up on the roof.