If you ruled the world

[Incubus]

(?)

[Bukkake Bunny]

If I ruled the world, I would never go to Soviet Russia.

Because then world would rule me.

[Incubus]

if i ruled the world not having sex daily would be against the law

[Bukkake Bunny]

If I ruled the world, men would have compulsory military service and women would have compulsory harem service.

[Incubus]

if i ruled the world there would be a pot in every turkey or something like that, i dunno i'm kinda high

[Empress Lainie]

If I ruled the world, I would never go to Soviet Russia.

Because then world would rule me.

Still living in the past, eh?

The Soviet Union and Soviet Russia hasn't existed since 1989, before you were born?

[Bukkake Bunny]

Still living in the past, eh?

The Soviet Union and Soviet Russia hasn't existed since 1989, before you were born?

It's an old comic routine. "In Soviet Russia, noun verbs you."

And I am old enough to remember the Soviet Union on all my world maps. Thanks.




And if I ruled the world, bicycles would be the primary mode of travel, with rail and bus being the secondary means of getting around.

And I would have 100 wives.

[join993]

Still living in the past, eh?

The Soviet Union and Soviet Russia hasn't existed since 1989, before you were born?

Hmm... I think he was making a joke, but then again I might be wrong :confused:

But I did a LOL when I saw it! :eek:

If I ruled the world, I would get alot of money then hand over management to some wise fella. :D

[bigbird]

If i ruled the world - America would be forced to learn russian and chinese on mondays, and the russians would be forced to make Southern Comfort - the chinese - well at least the good looking ladies, would be forced in to BB's sex slave camp - wait am I talking out loud again?

[Chagrin]

If I ruled the world, clothes would be used only to provide warmth when it's cold and to sexually tease others, none of this "shame" business.

[Bukkake Bunny]

If I ruled the world, men would wear bhurkas and women would wear lingerie.

Except for me. I would be known as the Almighty Disrobed.

[Furred Goddess]

If I ruled they world, I would make damn sure my husband wasn't being worked to death... the man is too exhausted to eat!

[AZRIEL]

http://www.theclearingspace.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/world-in-hand.jpg

[pikeman]

If I ruled the world, the darkest days of humanity would be seen.
Power corrupts and all that power would turn me to the darkside. Pray and hope, like I do, that I never rise to power.
I'd bring the world to it's knees and I'd do it all with a smile on my face.
Ordinarily, I'm a happy go-lucky cheeky chappy, but I know deep down there's a hidden sociopathic megalomaniac just waiting to escape.
I can hear him thinking up unnessecarily complicated ways to kill secret agents.
Just under the skin, I can almost hear him laughing as I write this. Be afraid, be very afraid...

Anyone think I need counselling? :laughing:

[Bukkake Bunny]

If I ruled the world, the darkest days of humanity would be seen.
Power corrupts and all that power would turn me to the darkside. Pray and hope, like I do, that I never rise to power.
I'd bring the world to it's knees and I'd do it all with a smile on my face.
Ordinarily, I'm a happy go-lucky cheeky chappy, but I know deep down there's a hidden sociopathic megalomaniac just waiting to escape.
I can hear him thinking up unnessecarily complicated ways to kill secret agents.
Just under the skin, I can almost hear him laughing as I write this. Be afraid, be very afraid...

Anyone think I need counselling? :laughing:

No, I just think you need to grow up.


And if I ruled the world, I'd start colonizing the moon. Then I'd rule two celestial bodies!

Next stop: Mars!

[pikeman]

No, I just think you need to grow up.


And if I ruled the world, I'd start colonizing the moon. Then I'd rule two celestial bodies!

Next stop: Mars!

I see you'd ban jokes and being immature too, right?
You don't realise that there is 'many a true word said in jest', that's what would happen if I ruled the world!

[Bukkake Bunny]

If I ruled the world, gym memberships would be free.

And attendance would be compulsory.

[Furred Goddess]

If I ruled the world, gym memberships would be free.

And attendance would be compulsory.What about transportation to said free gyms, would that be free because I would gladly go to a free gym daily if I didn't have to pay an arm and a leg for transport.

[x0Bella0x]

if i ruled the world... (thanks, now i have lauren hill stuck in my head)


1. when you're born, you get $1,000 and a savings account in your name, that you get access to after you graduate high school. if you don't graduate, you don't get access.

2. teachers, police officers, and doctors would have the highest paying jobs in the world.

3. baby items would be really cheap. your government throws you a baby shower, giving you all the neccessary items.

4. every female would get a louie vuitton handbag on their 18th birthday.

5. if you have more than 5 million dollars or are a celebrity, you must build a school or hospital in a poverty stricken area. not a new car.

6. sex, everyone must have sex. good sex. if its bad sex, you get fined, $5,000. you keep getting fined until you perfect the art of sex. :excited::p

[Bukkake Bunny]

When I rule the world, cars will be outlawed to the public!

Bicycles will be the preferred mode of transport.

Light rail, high-speed rail, and solar-powered busses will be available as well. These will be free.

Apparently when I rule the world, taxes will be awfully high.

[x0Bella0x]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMn2cCBwH18


:excited:

[formerly vodkanoj]

6. sex, everyone must have sex. good sex. if its bad sex, you get fined, $5,000. you keep getting fined until you perfect the art of sex. :excited::p

Who is the judge of this "good sex"? Judge Judy? :excited:

[Furred Goddess]

if i ruled the world... (thanks, now i have lauren hill stuck in my head)


1. when you're born, you get $1,000 and a savings account in your name, that you get access to after you graduate high school. if you don't graduate, you don't get access.

2. teachers, police officers, and doctors would have the highest paying jobs in the world.

3. baby items would be really cheap. your government throws you a baby shower, giving you all the neccessary items.

4. every female would get a louie vuitton handbag on their 18th birthday.

5. if you have more than 5 million dollars or are a celebrity, you must build a school or hospital in a poverty stricken area. not a new car.

6. sex, everyone must have sex. good sex. if its bad sex, you get fined, $5,000. you keep getting fined until you perfect the art of sex. :excited::p

When I rule the world, cars will be outlawed to the public!

Bicycles will be the preferred mode of transport.

Light rail, high-speed rail, and solar-powered busses will be available as well. These will be free.

Apparently when I rule the world, taxes will be awfully high. Oh dang, now I can't choose between rulers of the world. No cars but free other sorts of transport and free yet manditory gym membership... sounds really good to me.

I also like Lisa's ideas... especially the one about the savings accounts, wages for police and teachers, and manditory good deeds by those with too much money.

[markey1234]

6. sex, everyone must have sex. good sex. if its bad sex, you get fined, $5,000. you keep getting fined until you perfect the art of sex. :excited::p

and you would make markey1234 the judge of this part? :)

[x0Bella0x]

Who is the judge of this "good sex"? Judge Judy? :excited:


you have to call the police on "bad sex partners"


hehe. :p

[Bukkake Bunny]

Clearly there will be no need for savings accounts or high wages or manditory good deeds under my rulership. Everyone will be equally destitute but in alarmingly good health under my plan.

[baller16]

If I ruled the world, I would never go to Soviet Russia.

Because then world would rule me. haha man I remember those jokes...

If I ruled the world, there would be peace, no corruption, everybody would be equals, and everybody would have the same opportunities, no matter where they were from. I would spend the money saved from not fighting each other(because world leaders are always overcompensating, come on Kim-Jong, tell the truth) on helping us protect ourselves as a planet from threats like comets and other things that could kill us instantly right now from outer space, as well as on massive studies to better understand the universe and how to protect ourselves against extinction threats, cure every disease, progress much further with the space program, make everybody live more efficiently so that we could save the planet without having to lose our lifestyles, and most importantly, have all bandwagon fans and/or people who only watch the SuperBowl but talk like experts shot on sight. Just kidding about that last part...maybe :excited:

The sad thing is that things like this are extremely possible to do within our lifetime, but most likely nobody ever will, and infact the cunts of the world will probably doom us all. :rolleyes:

[Dpm]

If I ruled the world ~ chez

and you thought things are fucked up now...we did this before and am still anal retentive.

{btw Kimiko you never did tell me about your first day as a Candy Striper} :)

[SuperMurk]

If i ruled the world?
imagine that


damn you lisa for stealing that from me

hmm

Instead of a war, i would like there to be an internation conference, with heads of all countries involved, and the world superpowers (america, england, china, and russia) and it to be a verbal way for these countries to talk it out if a problem was to arise.
all forms of imperialism would be abolished
an international treasury to bail out the economies of flaundering countries.
the immediate dismemberment of the world bank and the IMF
all developing countries will receive legitimate help, in order to stabalize the country, and then be able to reasonably pay back their debts
a shrine dedicated to me in the middle of the pacific
a free, unbiased, international newspaper with reporters from all over the world reporting, free of charge.
Public education, to match private education, in all countries of the world.
a global curriculum for said countries.

[Incubus]

if i ruled the world humanity would cower before my almigthy presence. i would enslave the masses as mindless drones whose every desire would be to please me, their overlord and master. you would all worship the ground i walk on and build monuments to my greatness. the mere mention of my name would cause fear and terror. oh yes, i will rule. I WILL RULE YOU ALL :mad:

[Crosswalker]

I'd just make blowjobs common greetings among men and women, and gay men. Lol.

[tangleweb]

I have enough difficulty living my life and ruling my world, not being afraid of death and trying to make sense of life.

I don't want the responsibility of ruling anybody else :confused:

[Rain]

If I ruled the world, we'd all be in a whole lot of trouble.

[x__orion]

If I ruled the world, I'd reinstate the Gulag Archipelago, and start cleansing this world of people that, well, I don't like much.

If I ruled the world, I'd cut it's population by a tenth, and allow nature to re-colonise.

[the fox]

hehe BOOM!!! World destroyed of cause that would have been from the laser of my death-star when the one of the rebels to my empire didn’t tell me where their base is hidden

[SilverLycan]

If I ruled the world, I'd reinstate the Gulag Archipelago, and start cleansing this world of people that, well, I don't like much.

If I ruled the world, I'd cut it's population by a tenth, and allow nature to re-colonise.

*nervous laughing*

Ha haha... Eheehee... Um... I wouldn't happen to be on the list would I? I know some amazing things about mushrooms so I can help nature breakdown the poisons of the world, including nuclear waste, and even munitions! Wait, of course, you wouldn't kill me, I'm a wolf. Phew!

If I ruled the world, I'd have everybody own a pet or two. People that are allergic to mammals can own a pet from some other branch of the animal kingdom. Also, science would be made a top priority, massive funding for all scientific endeavors. All scientific proposals would have to be checked, certified, and given the OK by a scientific inquiry by the top scientists from around the world in all the various fields of science.

Stem cells, genetic modification, chimeras, clones, and robotics would be the top 5 most important fields to research and experiment with. I wanna see monsters! lol:p

[freebird69]

PARTY TIME!! :excited:

[MayaJade]

if i ruled the world there would be a pot in every turkey or something like that, i dunno i'm kinda high
HAHAH i'm really high, which makes the above really hilarious. :p

[Edizzle723]

If I ruled the world, I'd conquer it economically and militarily. I actually have a plan for conquering the better part of Asia that is quite feasable.
First, I'd rename the world and rename cities and nations to what I wanted. Second, I would gather the world's stores of nuclear weapons and send them to out to space and from that point, study the effect of nuclear weapons on foreign worlds and on the sun (hey why not its not like the sun would explode...would it?). Third, I would would colonize the moon and Mars and ship most of the population to those planets to stabilize the ecosystems of Earth. Fourth, I would make it compulsary for me to have sex at least once a day with many women and they would have to be to my standards. I would have many children, and they would each become ruler of their own province, but answer to me. Finally, I would create standards that would set in motion a set of rules that would create a democracy but with a hereditary world rule. All in all, I would have ultimate power, but at the same time, the people would not be powerless. Did I mention the personal harem of sex slaves for voluntary women?

[ecesis]

ice cream and hugs for everyone.

[Glitterbug2212]

*nervous laughing*

Ha haha... Eheehee... Um... I wouldn't happen to be on the list would I? I know some amazing things about mushrooms so I can help nature breakdown the poisons of the world, including nuclear waste, and even munitions! Wait, of course, you wouldn't kill me, I'm a wolf. Phew!

If I ruled the world, I'd have everybody own a pet or two. People that are allergic to mammals can own a pet from some other branch of the animal kingdom. Also, science would be made a top priority, massive funding for all scientific endeavors. All scientific proposals would have to be checked, certified, and given the OK by a scientific inquiry by the top scientists from around the world in all the various fields of science.

Stem cells, genetic modification, chimeras, clones, and robotics would be the top 5 most important fields to research and experiment with. I wanna see monsters! lol:p

lol chimeras...

if i ruled the world...id take me and a select few to my secret colony on the moon then push the button releasing the super deadly virus (only deadly to humans) then come back to the world that would be human free except me and my few select others...(hmmm...sounds kind of like the plot of a book except they didnt go to the moon...book was Rainbow Six lol)

[SilverLycan]

Chim- Chimeras are real. A person with a porcine valve replacement qualifies as a chimera the same way someone with a cochlear implant qualifies as a cyborg... >_>

[yami201]

If I ruled the world, gays would have the same rights as everyone else.

[Incubus]

If I ruled the world, gays would have the same rights as everyone else.

boring

if i ruled the world i'd capture all the great white sharks in the oceans and have scientist implant laser beams on their heads, then i'd capture all the killer whales and implant heat ray beams on their heads then put both roboanimals in an enclosed aqua arena and have them fight to the death.

that would be awesome. :awesome:

[tenguy]

If I ruled the world??

I'd quit the post and give the job to every other inhabitant of it.

[Old Tool]

If you ruled the world (?)


what do you mean, if . . . ? :excited:

[Dpm]

what do you mean, if . . . ? :excited:

I knew it was all your fault ...dam Ron Paul advocates :excited:

[Rockprincess]

what do you mean, if . . . ? :excited:
I'm not a bit surprised!!!:awesome:

[x0Bella0x]

every male would be shot. :) yes, it's a bad night.

[Miss Alice]

if i ruled the world... (thanks, now i have lauren hill stuck in my head)


1. when you're born, you get $1,000 and a savings account in your name, that you get access to after you graduate high school. if you don't graduate, you don't get access.

2. teachers, police officers, and doctors would have the highest paying jobs in the world.

3. baby items would be really cheap. your government throws you a baby shower, giving you all the neccessary items.

4. every female would get a louie vuitton handbag on their 18th birthday.

5. if you have more than 5 million dollars or are a celebrity, you must build a school or hospital in a poverty stricken area. not a new car.

6. sex, everyone must have sex. good sex. if its bad sex, you get fined, $5,000. you keep getting fined until you perfect the art of sex. :excited::p
I agree with all Lisa said.

If I ruled the world, life would be like one big musical. Everyone would sing. And dance. CONSTANTLY.
Animals would be treated much much nicer.
Traveling would be much much cheaper.
I'd have lots of awesome shoes. & stockings.
Poverty wouldn't exist.
Everyone would learn Maths and English - the basics.
Everyone would be able to speak another language.
& Tom Cruise would die. :)

[pikeman]

If I ruled the world, gays would have the same rights as everyone else.

Got to agree with Incubus there, BORING and untrue.
They do! Gay guys and gals are perfectly entitled to get married here in Britain, in fact they probably have more rights than me!

I'm going to start campaining for straight rights.

[Incubus]

I agree with all Lisa said.

If I ruled the world, life would be like one big musical. Everyone would sing. And dance. CONSTANTLY.


i would personally see to it that you get assassinated :neutral:

[Angel0319]

If I ruled the world there would be no more wars, or reasons for war. We would live in peace, and bring our children up in a crime/drug free world.

[Miss Alice]

i would personally see to it that you get assassinated :neutral:
And Inky darling, if I ruled the world, you'd be the star of the musical :rolleyes:

[Chagrin]

If I ruled the world, masturbation would be acceptable anywhere, any time, either gender, as long as you clean up after yourself and don't squirt on anybody. Masturbation police will get you if you do not take care of your own fluids.

[hornydog8622]

If i ruled the world, i would allowed sex in public places. Plus would even have more nude places as well. Even Nude porn shops too. Lots of other nude places too.:p

[Empress Lainie]

boring

if i ruled the world i'd capture all the great white sharks in the oceans and have scientist implant laser beams on their heads, then i'd capture all the killer whales and implant heat ray beams on their heads then put both roboanimals in an enclosed aqua arena and have them fight to the death.

that would be awesome. :awesome:

YOU ARE SICK MENTALLY !!!!!

THE CALL HAS BEEN PLACED TO PETA, DON'T TRY TO HIDE THEY WILL GET YOU ANYWAY

[hornydog8622]

If I ruled the world there would be no more wars, or reasons for war. We would live in peace, and bring our children up in a crime/drug free world.

I would also agreer with that too.

[bug24]

If I ruled the world, I'd nuke the world. We all have to die, it's inevitable, why must we keep swirling around the drain and keep waiting?

We are mere mortals. Eternity is a burden that only a God can bear. Life is called "a gift" because it is so short compared to cosmic time. Nobody should have to live forever.

[SilverLycan]

boring

if i ruled the world i'd capture all the great white sharks in the oceans and have scientist implant laser beams on their heads, then i'd capture all the killer whales and implant heat ray beams on their heads then put both roboanimals in an enclosed aqua arena and have them fight to the death.

that would be awesome. :awesome:

Is admission free, your majesty?

[AZRIEL]

When I rule the world, cars will be outlawed to the public!


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[Oweena]

What do you mean “If I ruled the world?” WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I took over last Tuesday at 1:05 AM. You mean you didn't know that I am now Queen Oweena? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!

[bousch]

Still living in the past, eh?

The Soviet Union and Soviet Russia hasn't existed since 1989, before you were born?

oh please. the USSR is alive and well it falling apart was all as fake as the cold war.........

[Bukkake Bunny]

If I ruled the world, I would force people I don't like to perform tasks as menial as they were meaningless.

[th660]

communism would be back

[blupwr]

you'd all be my slaves and be divided up depending on your jobs.

list of jobs.(you dont get to choose)
harem
picking my watermelon
raising my chickens'
frying my chickens
brewing my colt 45
making my grape/orange drank
installing the hydraulic in my callilac
random homies
:excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:

[bacterius]

I would make one race, one religion (preferably without a denomination or buildings). Limit the family sizes; reinstate slavery, free men were only those that were able to pass a certain IQ test. Remove money as a form of trade and replace it with time. Each person has time credits, since that is a true form of measurable, valuable and "born with" resource. People would have privileges not rights, and those privileges would all be depending on their behavior towards the rest of the free people.

[archgaull]

If I ruled the world, the entire worlds currency would be destroyed completely, then I would give an equal amount each week to every single person, and limit the amount a person could have. Also, I would make it so that looks don't matter to a person, personality is what matters.

Crime would be abolished, because everyone has anything equal, and there is no reason to. Everyone who committed crimes would automatically be imprisoned for a long time, if not life depending on the crime. That way, no one would want to commit a crime. Also, jails would be much worse. Not the bullshit 3 meals a day, air conditioned rooms, with TV and other stuff. The jail would be a single room that is the size of a football field in length and width, but there would be no roof, and inmates are given 1 meal a day, and there is nothing else in the room, just prisoners. Also, there would be no doors, every time an inmate was sentenced to jail, they would simply air lift him in.

[ShadowsEdge]

If I ruled the world, the entire worlds currency would be destroyed completely, then I would give an equal amount each week to every single person, and limit the amount a person could have. Also, I would make it so that looks don't matter to a person, personality is what matters.

Crime would be abolished, because everyone has anything equal, and there is no reason to. Everyone who committed crimes would automatically be imprisoned for a long time, if not life depending on the crime. That way, no one would want to commit a crime. Also, jails would be much worse. Not the bullshit 3 meals a day, air conditioned rooms, with TV and other stuff. The jail would be a single room that is the size of a football field in length and width, but there would be no roof, and inmates are given 1 meal a day, and there is nothing else in the room, just prisoners. Also, there would be no doors, every time an inmate was sentenced to jail, they would simply air lift him in.

So if you ruled the world, people wouldn't be hateful, greedy, jealous(of skills or personality traits), or just plain sadistic? And would work hard despite having everything handed to them? ...Okay, then.

As for me, I'd kill off a random half of the world's population and then quit, content with a job well done. The history books would villain-ize me, but I'd know that I helped reduce unemployment, resource problems, pollution, famine, land use controversies, and probably more.

[archgaull]

So if you ruled the world, people wouldn't be hateful, greedy, jealous(of skills or personality traits), or just plain sadistic? And would work hard despite having everything handed to them? ...Okay, then.

As for me, I'd kill off a random half of the world's population and then quit, content with a job well done. The history books would villain-ize me, but I'd know that I helped reduce unemployment, resource problems, pollution, famine, land use controversies, and probably more.

Of course there would be those type of people, but there isn't a ruler in the world that can beat those people. They always have, and will continue to, defy everything given to them and become assholes.

[Katie Unleashed]

If I ruled the world...
I would carry out a load of well intentioned acts which would definitely lead to my mass unpopularity and probable assassination, most likely carried out by someone with three names (LHO, JWB, etc etc).
But before that could happen I would make strawberry cheesecake a compulsory part of our dietary requirements and make all men who are, or look like, Josh Holloway part of my personal harem.

Oh no, it's too early to be having Josh thoughts already....droooollllll....:rolleyes:

Oh... I would also allocate all research funds to developing a serum that gives cool superpowers, or sharks with frickin laser beams....

and finally I would have 'Ndubz' and all references to them eliminated from existence....

There, done!:)

[burlyman76]

If I ruled the world I would be king of these forums!

[Lookn4awillin1]

if i ruled the world there would be a pot in every turkey or something like that, i dunno i'm kinda highA turkey stuffed with pot would make for some interesting Thanksgiving dinner discussion.:rolleyes:

[Empress Lainie]

All banks would be nationalized. No individual bank could operate branches.Housing and business loans would be made at 5%. The Federal Reserve Scam would be abolished. The anti trust act would be enforced with extreme prejudice. It would become impossible for a senator or congressman to profit in any way from his position except for his salary. Lobbying would be outlawed. FDA overseers could not have any fiscal connections with the pharmaceutical industries either before or after they served. There would be independent non political boards to investigate under the justice dept every one of the congressmen and senators that has served in the last 20 years, and any of them found to have been bought for any vote will go to prison for a minimum of 20 years. The middlemen will be eliminated from the energy industry. There will no longer be huge companies spanning the country or states. The local power companies will be locally owned, and serve the local community with both generation, purchased power and distribution.

The insurance industry will be disbanded, all insurance will be furnished by the federal government with rates reflecting only overhead costs and the GAO will insure that the OH is not excessive.



Hospitals will all be made non-profit, overhead only, and regulated to insure there is no skimming or private yachts or other such amenities to the executives.

Social Security tax will apply to all income no limit, and will be applied to the gross income of companies and corporations.

Manufacturing will again be put into place in the US and enough taxes on imported products to make their use too costly. A number of illegal treaties like NAFTA will be abrogated.

The concentration camps scattered around the country will be destroyed on public television.

And since I rule the world not just the US there will be no more wars, the different ethnicities shall be returned to their homelands by force if not voluntarily, in every country. There will be certain map changes so the Kurds have their own country as they had before WWI, The shiites and sunnis in Iraq each have their own country in the Iraq Federation. There are many places where longtime ethnic groups were deliberately divided after WWI, these things will be corrected, there will have to be some relocations involved, so that there are not hostile islands of one group in the middle of another, especially in the areas where they each want to kill off the other.

The Islamination of Europe will be reversed.

And in my spare time I shall stop global warming, mayhe by freezing Al Gore.

[Arvin]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "IF"???

DON'T I?


Ahem...

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