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[LockandSafe]

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[LockandSafe]

Lockandsafe got up one morning thinking that he was late for school, but he realized that it was a holiday and school was close. So he went into the bathroom to wash his face and saw a condom. He wonder where did it came from? When lockandsafe picked the condom up, a strange girl came into the bathroom. Lockandsafe quickly put the condom into his pants. The girl was shocked that he was in the bathroom. She screamed, “Oh my god, I am really sorry!” Then she quickly walked out. Lockandsafe yelled out, “WAIT!” and ran out the bathroom dropping the condom. When he finally caught up to her, he asked her, “Who are you and what are you doing in my house?” She turned around grab his cock and said, “ I want your cock in me!” Next thing lockandsafe felt a pulsing sensation in his pants and his eyes opened. “NOT AGAIN!”, he yelled in his bed. When he had moved the covers he saw a condom filled with cum on his cock. “Wtf?”, shockingly he said to himself. He got up and noticed that his door was opened and on the floor was a pink thong.

[bug24]

LockandSafe one day logged onto XNXX with a brilliant idea for a game. However the forum troll, known as bug24, wanted to play the game too, but everybody else now decided to stay the hell out of the thread, because it was tainted by bug. Sadly Bug and Lock kept playing the game, often bumping it up from the second or third page to keep it alive, but one day bug24 got hit by a car, and came to the forum no more... It was the year 2004...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

:pOnce upon a time there was a cute little bug. Everyone said he was as cute as a bug. This little bug went out one day and met a cute ladybug . He immediatly fell in love with her and began to pay her court. Alas, his efforts were to fail because ladybugs aren't true bugs at all; they are actually beetles, and she was really bugged by this little bug.
Then further problems developed. Bug's aunt thought she was an ant and brought some aphids around. Now, ladybugs are the enemy of aphids and so she went and got some of her babies, also known as aphid lions. This disturbed t sphcaaphd who figured these lions were after her she started a flame war.
The ladybug, who is also called a ladybird, flew away because she knew the old nursery rhymme about "Ladybird, ladybird, fly away; your house is on fire and your children will burn!"
The end.

[LockandSafe]

Rcarson was a scientist in a lap facility in Arizona. He was very bored of his job, so he decided he want to do something. So he went in to the female restroom and took out a dildo. He placed the dildo on the counter and went in a bathroom stall. A young beautiful lady came in and saw the dildo. She screamed out, “EWWWW!!!” The lady turned her head and saw Rcarson peaking from the bathroom stall. She walked over and said, “Carson, what the hell is wrong with you?’ “Get your ass back to work you sick fuck!” When Carson left the bathroom, the lady went over to the dildo. She picked it up looked at it and place it in her bag and quickly left the bathroom with a grin.

[bug24]

So here is the story a'ight. There was this dude named Lock and he jumped out of an airplane, but he realized that he didn't have a parachute. So he fell 800 feet into the ocean. The fall broke his ribs and he almost drowned, but this big-titty mermaid took him down to Atlantis and nursed him back to health. The mermaid fell in love with the man, but the fish bitch's father wouldn't allow it. He tried to bribe Lock with 800 Atlantican gold coins, and Lock just said that he needed to sleep on it. So that night he was sleeping with the mermaid bitch and playing with her big boobies and suckin' on em and shit, and as they were about to fuck, he realized that this fish bitch didn't really have a human vagina. She just opened her cloaca and shot out some caviar. Disgusted and hungover, he decided to take the Atlantican gold home and pay off some bills.

[Empress Lainie]

Lock and safe was a locksmith with a huge booming business in a small town.
He knew all the women and most of the men in town. He also knew about most of the shenanigans going on.

One woman who was breathtakingly beautiful walked into his shop one day and pleaded with him to help her. She was almost in tears. He tried to calm her down to find out what the problem was.

It seems that she had been out of town for two days, and left her kids alone at home with the 5yr old being watched by the 16yr old. When she got home she couldn't find her keys and no one answered the bell or knocks on the door. So she needed to be able to get into her house and see what happened to the kids.

So he told her to follow his truck and she gave him the address so they went to her house. It only took him a few minutes to get the front door open, he offered to take the lock back to the shop and get new keys made for her, to which she hastily agreed before entering the house.

When she walked into the living room everything was in order, she cried out to her kids, no answer! She became panic stricken and began searching the house.

She finall had looked in all the rooms except the 15yr olds bedroom which was locked. She had the key in the house, so she got it and unlocked the door. She threw open the door and there ........................................................................................................
.............................................................................................!!!!!!!

[LockandSafe]

One morning Empress Lainie got out of bed and wanted to cause war. She was sooo pissed that she didn’t dream about that new car. So she went and got dress and picked up her pocket knife. Before she left her room she notice something under her bed. ‘’What the hell could that be ?’’,she mumbled as she walks towards it. When she had bend over to see what is was, a little leprechaun pop up and said, “You have 1 wish!” Empress Lainie, was so frighten that she used her pocket knife and stab the leprechaun in his face. The she ran out the room screaming.

[krissy'shot]

One day, L&S got an IM with someone from the board begging: Whomever can get here the quickest and dig me outta of this frickin' snow drift can have anything they want! PS - Time is of the essense, 8-10 more inches predicted for tomorrow....

[feared flame]

Arriving at krissy's FF dug her out from the snowdrift. She appreciated what he did and gave him one favor. He used it for a night of romance and sex touching and caressing every inch of krissys body. She enjoyed the favor just as much moaning the whole time.

[Hedley]

A guy name Flame was walking in the woods one night. He was listing to his mp3 when all of a sudden it died. “Fuck!”, he yelled. He continued walking until he heard a sound coming from the bushes. Flame stopped and looked at the bushes. Next thing a wolf like creature jumped out and attacked him. Flame yelled out, ‘’HELP HELP!’’ Next thing flame eyes turned blue and discharges a powerful blast of electricity, rendering the wolf unconscious. Flame quickly got and ran through the woods and into his dorm. His roommate came out of the shower and ask, “Flame what is wrong?” “They’re back again!” replied Flame.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Flame's roommate, Hedley, didn't know what flame was talking about, so he went outside to see for himself. What he saw was Sophia the duck , a cat, a boy named Peter, and stalking them was a big fierce wolf. Behind the whole procession was Sergei Prokoffiev leading the Vienna Philharmonic is a tone poem called "Peter and the Wolf. Hedley had enough of this hedonistic nonsense and grabbed the woodsman's axe and killed Prokoffiev, stopping the who silly business. There was a canary in there somewhere also, or was it a wren?

[Hedley]

One day Rcarson decided he wanted something to eat. So he went and picked up the phone and ordered pizza. A couple of minutes later the somebody rang the door bell. Rcarson went over and open door. As he pulled the door open a sexy beautiful with a box of pizza saying . “Well are you gonna let me in?” she said seductively. “Uh sure” replied Rcarson. So Rcarson let her in. The beautiful young lady slowly walk in. “What a nice place you have!” she said. “Thanks” he replied. “Now how much do I owe you?’’ Carson said. “Its ok, I don’t want your money” she responded. She slowly walked over to Rcarson and said, “I want you to show me YOUR BATHROOM. I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE PISS!” she yelled. “Down the hall to you left.” he mumbled.

[bug24]

One day Hedley was dueling with Yami. Hedley's trap card had lowered the defense points of Yami's Blue Eyes, the one he borrowed from Joey for the duel. So Hedley decided to attack Yami's life points with his Winged Dragon of Ra. So he did and he finally killed the Pharaoh... That's what happens to Yami when he loses a duel, he dies...

[AZRIEL]

One bright, sunny to partly cloudy day, bug24 walked into a bar.
"Ouch, that hurt!" he exclaimed.
Casually he stepped aside and continued to meander down the drive back to his house.
Suddenly he heard a noise.
Slowly turning around to see what it was, his heart pounding in his chest, he realized he still had on his mp3 player and headphones and was listening to "Sounds that make you turn around in wonderment."
Feeling a bit embarrassed, though relieved no one had witnessed what had just happened, he let out a tiny squeal of a laugh.
"Left foot right foot, left foot right foot".
Most people had no trouble carrying out this daily task, yet constantly reminding himself what was involved in the action of walking, seemed to put his mind at ease.
Sometimes for fun, he would *right foot left foot* just to mix things up.
"Look what I almost stepped in!" he muttered as he reached down to pick up a piece of chewed gum.
Undaunted by this mishap, he ventured on.
As day turned into night, night into day, the tireless bug kept his feet moving. The steps leading to his front door growing ever closer.
The crunching of dead leaves tickled his bare feet. Even though it was very cold outside, and the partly cloudy sky was threatening to rain (snow was possible if the temperature dropped anymore), he refused to wear shoes.
Not a care in the world, a wry smile began to appear on his face.
"The next time I decide to make the journey to the end of the driveway to get the mail, I'm packing a lunch"
A bolt of lightning flashed in the distance, a low rumble of thunder soon followed. The growl of hunger echoed in his stomach.
"Damn it! I wish I had a kumquat!"
After what felt like an eternity, (in all actuality, it was 37 hours), bug24 finally reaches his destination.
Opening the door, a thought crosses his mind...
'I love the smell of cocaine'
Silently the door closes, and all is well in his world.

[MintyKisses]

One day a man and a woman were reading a book, well, the man was reading to the woman. And then the magical words came out of his mouth, let's have a baby. So right in the middle of a lilac field, they made wild passionate love. A boy was born nine months later. He permanently smelled of lilacs. No woman would go near him for longer than three hours. So he gets laid constantly, but no love.

Aka, the story of Az.

[bug24]

Now, this is a story all about how
Her life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
To tell you this
I'll tell you how she became the princess known as Milky's Kiss

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where she spent most of her days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in her neighborhood
She got in one little fight and her mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

She whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything she can say this cab is rare
But she thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

She pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And she yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
She looked at her kingdom
She was finally there
To sit on her throne as the Princess of Bel Air

[shy_guy1423]

One bright, sunny to partly cloudy day, bug24 walked into a bar.
"Ouch, that hurt!" he exclaimed.
Casually he stepped aside and continued to meander down the drive back to his house.
Suddenly he heard a noise.
Slowly turning around to see what it was, his heart pounding in his chest, he realized he still had on his mp3 player and headphones and was listening to "Sounds that make you turn around in wonderment."
Feeling a bit embarrassed, though relieved no one had witnessed what had just happened, he let out a tiny squeal of a laugh.
"Left foot right foot, left foot right foot".
Most people had no trouble carrying out this daily task, yet constantly reminding himself what was involved in the action of walking, seemed to put his mind at ease.
Sometimes for fun, he would *right foot left foot* just to mix things up.
"Look what I almost stepped in!" he muttered as he reached down to pick up a piece of chewed gum.
Undaunted by this mishap, he ventured on.
As day turned into night, night into day, the tireless bug kept his feet moving. The steps leading to his front door growing ever closer.
The crunching of dead leaves tickled his bare feet. Even though it was very cold outside, and the partly cloudy sky was threatening to rain (snow was possible if the temperature dropped anymore), he refused to wear shoes.
Not a care in the world, a wry smile began to appear on his face.
"The next time I decide to make the journey to the end of the driveway to get the mail, I'm packing a lunch"
A bolt of lightning flashed in the distance, a low rumble of thunder soon followed. The growl of hunger echoed in his stomach.
"Damn it! I wish I had a kumquat!"
After what felt like an eternity, (in all actuality, it was 37 hours), bug24 finally reaches his destination.
Opening the door, a thought crosses his mind...
'I love the smell of cocaine'
Silently the door closes, and all is well in his world.




Upon closing the door, the smell of what was actually fruity pebbles hit bugs nose, but due to a sever olfactory disorder, he believes the smell, and thus fruity pebbles, to actually be cocaine.
"Come hither my sweet kumquat!" Bug exclaims as his now roiling stomach aches for substance.
"Right foot, left foot, right foot... ooh whats that shiny thing?"
With help from the sudden distraction of the inner side of a foil wrapper from a strawberry holiday candy, Bug 'right foot, left foots' off the carpet and onto the linoleum where he slips on the leaf his bare feet tracked in from outside.
"Gondola!" he yells on his way down to a brutal contact with the ground as another thunder clap hits in the background.
Bug's vision slowly fades to black while "Sounds to break your neck to" plays in his mp3 player.
Nobody is due to call on his home for 3 more hours.

[Bluekur]

Shy Guy 1423 was found pummeled to death by turnips, his mask cracked from the brutal assault. Witnesses say it was a small Italian man with dark hair, a big mustache and red overalls.
Authorities say they are working on a plan to halt this serial killer.
Rumors of creating a flying spaghetti monster to defeat that wicked Italian plumber have leaked from deep inside Emperor Warts defense cabinet !:eek:

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

:eek: Inspector Azriel shook his head. It seems we have a killer who's modus operandi is to have no modus operandi. That is, he kills each victim by a different method, and plants clues that lead to a different suspect each time.It is my belief that all these crimes have been committed by the same person, and that this person has plotted to eliminate everyone who posts on xnxx, either by being murdered or by being convicted of murder and hanged by the neck until dead.
This latest killling appears to be the work of bluekur, but it is my considered opinion that, rather than Blukur commiting this fowl deed the victims throat was actually ripped out by a real blue cur. If I recall currectly the Hound of the Baskervilles was a blue tick hound. Perhaps there is some connection there. He then conferred with Sherlock Holmes, Professor Moriarity, and Dr Watkins. Somebody pointed out to him that Dr Watkins made linament, and that it was Dr. Watson who assisted Holmes.
Aye, there's the rub, said Azriel. Haven't you noticed the peculiar odor in the vicinity of each of the corpses. It is my opinion that this is the odor of Watkins Linament.. It is actually quite elementary. Once we find a blue cur who has the odor of linament about him, we shall have found the true killer..
Upon further investigation it turned out that bluekur did indeed have a blue hound dog. Not only that, but the hounddog wore blue suede shoes, and had been applying Watkins linament to his joints. Regularly. It had been bluekur's fiendishly clever plan to be arrested for this murder and then prove that the glove didn't fit.Instead, he was arrested by Inspector Azriel and tried for all the murders with the inspecor placing both him and his blue tick hound at the scene of every crime and establishing motive as well. Bluekur was convicted after his hound led the police to him. He was dropped from the gallows multiple times, once for each of his victims.

[shy_guy1423]

rcarson13@yahoo.com started his day in the usual manner. His eyes popping open immediately, he exclaimed, "Hot damn! It's gonna be a lively one today. I can feel it in my bones!" Lightning fast, rcarson13@yahoo.com hopped out of bed at once in nothing but his giraffe slippers and scurried down the stairs to the kitchen with such glee and enthusiasm showing in his eyes and curling lips that the appearance bordered on lunacy. "Hoodey how, watch out now!", he taunted the rubber duck on the steps trying to trip him on his way down. The first landing flew by as he whipped around the corner and down again, giraffe heads bobbing into his shins just below the knees. Elaina, the blow up doll was poised to make coffee as usual in front of the counter, and rcarson13@yahoo.com nearly knocked her over in his frenzy to begin an english muffin's spell in the toaster. "Out of the way woman, can't you see a man's hungry?" Once the sardine and bacon muffin melt was ready and Elaina finally finished the coffee, rcarson13@yahoo.com tucked in and set to work, pestering Elaina incoherently about the coffe with large mouthfulls still being chewed, "ghhant ooo uuurk ah hritto fffssstar?.

Once finished, he casually walked back upstairs to prepare for his day, warning Elaina that she better not burn the coffee next time.

Once dressed in the appropriately matching giraffe-print boxers and wife beater, rcarson13@yahoo.com grabbed his fez, flipped it up on top of his head, and started off for a days work. "All right", he exclaimed, "Another beautiful day the good Lord has provided for me to distribute my Free Orgasm coupons door to door! And I brought my handy PDA to keep myself busy between large lots and big neighborhoods." And so he started off toward the rising sun, clicking on his PDA and beginning his first profile visitor message to a new xnxx girl on it, mentioning how old he was and requesting a friend addition.

[Drofiend]

I went out to my stable in the morning, as I always do, to feed the horses. I walk up to the stable and get a sudden sense of horror, I cannot believe what I see. I see a grunting disgrace of a human being propped on my stool. To my utter disbelief and extreme horror of disgust, him thrusting behind my most prized mare. I immediately reach above the stable door, instinctively grabbed my shotgun, one shot to this "thing", shy_guy1423 (http://forum.xnxx.com/member.php?u=129871), foot. Police came, and saw and heard my horrific story, my prized mare Suzie has never been the same, and probably never will be....

[shy_guy1423]

At sunrise one day I decided to head out to the local farm and go out for a jaunt on horseback. Nothing like the gentle roll of hips on a stallion and clean fall air blowing against the face to make a man feel alive. The visit to the farm was much like any other, with one exception. I vividly recall the new stable hand, a very short pug nosed youth with heavy acne. He seemed borderline illiterate, though I do recall he had quite an imagination. Drofiend he called himself, and when I greeted him to shake hands, he pulled back sharply with a horrified look in his eyes and muttered something about a devil in man's skin under his breath. I just smiled and told him I knew which horse I wanted. When I asked him to saddle the stallion up, he gave me another queer look, then smacked his own knees and elbows in a rythmic staccatto, and did the strangest dance I'd ever seen, his suspenders coming right off his shoulders. That's when I saw the tattoos on his bare chest. They all depicted beastiality, man on horse, and looked to have been hastily created with nothing more than a pocket knife and some ballpoint pen ink. At this point I was more than a little put off, so I decided to just mind my own business, saddle my own horse, and be off. As I galloped off, I saw him take a mare's hoofs in one of the other stalls and begin to involve her in his dance. And I swear to god if I didn't see the boy kiss her on the lips before I turned the corner.

Dismissing the strange events at the stable, I let myself get lost in nature, and the beauty of riding a horse on a beautiful crisp Fall morning. Little did I know that ride in the sun would be my last taste of freedom. The moment I returned I saw something I shouldn't have. The boy was violating the mare I saw him dancing with earlier. I made the biggest mistake of my life when I shouted and alerted him to my presence. Faster than I thought an inbred horsefucker could move, Drofiend had his shotgun up and fired a blast straight at me as I turned to flee. The next thing I knew I woke up in the hospital, and found myself under investigation for a crime I didn't commit. I sit here today writing this tragic tale of false imprisonment from my cell, and I pray for justice to one day be served and the freedom to feel the wind in my hair on horseback once more.

[bug24]

There once was a shy guy, who went to school one day and realized that there was a dildo on the ground... "That is against the bible!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, "That is a sin!!!" Nobody else was around so he decided to whip out his cock and spank it. "Surprise cock slap!" He screamed as he knelt down and put to dildo in his lunch pale to eat later. YOUR FACE!!! Or is it??!

[needsome]

I was eating peanuts at my computer desk and dropped one. It rolled down my ample bosom into my lap when I noticed it wasn't actually a peanut at all but it was Bug24. I know this because he start crawling toward my pussy for a freebie, but when I saw this I flicked him to the floor with my finger. Bad Bug, Bad.

[LockandSafe]

Needsome wanted to go to a party because she was bored. So she went into her closet to see if there was something good to wear. She turn around and saw this perfect dress fro the party. She was so excited that she went and grabbed her dildo and started singing. Then her husband came out the shower and stared at her blankly.

[needsome]

Lockandsafe was her husband and realized she would have much better time with the dildo than him so he sat down beside her and started to masturbate. It was as intimate as they had been for years because they both came at the same time. Then they finished dressing and headed out to the party, which as a Swinger Party.

[needsome]

ps I love this thread.

[LockandSafe]

As they both walked into the party they notice other people wearing different types of mask. Needsome was a little nervous but she wasn’t going to let that allow that to scare her She slowly walked around noticing that the party is quite similar to that movie, Eyes Wide Shut. A man in a mask came over to her and grabbed her hand and pulled her into a corner. His deep blue seductive eyes made her pussy so wet that she took his hands and placed it on her clit.

[needsome]

Needsome only saw the American version of Eye Wide Shut and found it boring, but enjoyed the attention of the stranger since her husband was no use to her. She allowed the stranger to run his hand up and in the folds of laser hair removed pussy. Her husband was good for one thing, he had money and let her have whatever procedures she wanted.
Early on in the relationship, he wanted her to get fake boobs. The boobs had hurt like hell, but he needed them more than she did to enhance his career. The trophy wife was needed. After that the relationship was never the same. He had his secretary and she had her pool boys. Her pussy was as smooth and young as a pussy could be thanks to plastic surgeons.

[shy_guy1423]

needsome moaned and gasped convincingly as she continued pretending to enjoy the attention the strange man in a giraffe mask was paying her body. 'Mmmm, that giraffe fur is so soft, and it tickles my skin" she giggled seductively. "Give me more you animal!". At first she had found it odd that the man was wearing matching giraffe slippers, boxers, tanktop mask, and a fez, seeing as how most of the other participants were in dark velvet floor length robes, masquerade-style masks on sticks, and seductive silken lingerie. But at least he had coordinated. And the ability to coordinate an outfit spoke volumes to needsome about a man. "I bet you know just what to do with this don't you?" needsome asked, grabbing the man through his boxers. "Hmmm, not exactly a giraffe below the costume eh?", she teased. "Well, I think it should still be enough."

As the man grunted, he became more insistent on her clit, and needsome's feigned enjoyment seemed to be pleasing this spotted lothario. And that forced a smile to cross needsome's mouth. She let him climb astride her as she leaned back upon a low table. Giraffe-man planted his hands firmly on the edges of the table, hastily pulled his white and brown printed boxers down just enough, and with his knees on an intricately wrought oak chair upholstered in red velvet, he began to grind his loins into hers, giraffe head slippers wobbling up and down as his legs spasmed and his toes curled. As he neared his climax, needsome mouthed a fraudulent orgasm of her own, and shuddered with him in time, hoping he wouldn't catch on to her sham. "Eeeeeeeee!" Giraffe-man exclaimed at his moment of truth, while needsome shouted "Oooh my, ooh my, YESS!" at her simultaneous moment of falsity. The spot-printed man, once finished, stood without a word, pulled up his boxers and dropped a 'free orgasm' coupon in her lap. He then strode off, his true identity to be forever a mystery to needsome.

"Success." needsome muttered under her breath, happy to have pulled off her great deception. But gathering herself, she finally picked up the coupon, which she had previously assumed to be a business card revealing the man's true identity so she could contact him later. After reading the card though, needsome's face dropped, and tears welled up in her eyes. "Bastard!" She screamed after him. "You selfish, ridiculously dressed idiot!". Those around needsome looked at her in puzzlement and scorn at the loud unexpected outburst.

You see, unfortunately, due to extensive plastic surgery, needsome had lost nearly all sensation in her erogenous zones, and now only derived pleasure from satisfying others, and also convincing them that they had given her something special in return. This little game, and the ruse being upheld was all that kept her sane and alive. But the note giraffe-man had left forced her to snap out of her fantasy and come to grips with the fact she would never have another orgasm again, free or otherwise. Breaking down into tears, she uttered "What do I have left to live for?" and sprinted out of the party, half dressed, and with no direction, running off into the cold blue night...

[needsome]

Shy Guy seeing a lady in distress chased after Needsome. He longed to be a Prince Charming even though he was terrible shy. He wanted to comfort her, but alas she didn't loose one of her expensive shoes and he never was to see her again.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Needsome needed some, but his face was so ugly it paralyzed women. He could probably have raped them while they were comatose, but he couldn't get a hard on his teeny weeny dick unless they blew him first, and unfortunately they couldn't blow him unless they regained consciousness, which they were unable to do in the presence of his ugly face and his hideous body. He had to shake pepper down his pants and grab his dick when it sneezed. Otherwise he couldn't even jack off.

[shy_guy1423]

rcarson13@yahoo.com came to the xnxx forum one February day and found himself on a thread with needsome. Yes, the very same needsome with whom he had a sexual encounter at a secretive society that meets for the sole purpose of exploring depraved pleasures of the flesh while in costume. Maybe rcarson13@yahoo.com didn't know he had met the digital version of his masked mate from the other night, or maybe he knew all too well. In either case, rcarson13@yahoo.com began deriding needsome's looks and sexual performance. He also began degrading her by referring to her as 'him'.

His purpose in declaring needsome an ugly man can only be known by rcarson13@yahoo.com himself. However, it was widely suspected this was his way of lashing out in reaction to his less than exemplary performance handing out free orgasm coupons and befriending new forum members. The only other logical explanation is that his encounter with needsome's over-worked, mutiple surgery genetalia left him less satisfied than his exclamation of "Eeeeeeeee!" during the act would have one believe.

Only time will tell what might become of rcarson13@yahoo.com and needsome's relationship.

[babyangel194]

Shy guy wanted to meet a girl... A nice pretty girl that he could connect with so one day he went to the movies to go see the latest flick... He purchased the ticket and went to the counter to get sum popcorn and a soda and from the corner of his eye he saw this girl... A pretty girl she was tall but not too tall, wavy brown hair, with light blue eyes... She looked at him and smiled and he smiled back and he quickly turned around to grab his popcorn and drink and headed into the theatre... During the movie he thought of the girl he saw in the line... Did that smile mean she might want to talk to him? He planned wat he would say if he saw her again and he knew that if he ever wanted a chance with her he would have to overcome his shyness and take a step forward... He smiled and ate a handful of popcorn and focused back on the movie but still had the picture of that pretty girl in his mind...

He rushed out of the theatre after the movie was finished and scanned the lobby of the movies searching for the girl... He was about to give up and go wen he saw her walk slowly.. He began to walk casually towards her trying to hide the building excitement that was growing inside him... "hey" he says to her and she turns and smiles at him agen.. "hi" she replies and stops walking so that he can stand with her. He puts out his hand and says "my name is SG". She takes his hand and says sweetly "and my name is ally". Their eyes met and she blushed a little and he chuckled. "can i walk you to your car ally?" he whispers softly feeling thr shyness creep over him agen... "yes you can SG" and with that they walked out to her car and talked for a bit... And wen it was all done and she left he got into his car and smiled, i cant wait till saturday!

[needsome]

Babyangel thought and thought about Shy Guy. She lived in a castle with a King. She had a fairytale life. The problem was there wasn't any love. Shy Guy was attractive. He seemed like a nice guy. He hadn't tried hitting on her like most guys. Her bodyguard had even noticed him. It was like he was invisible. This guy, Shy Guy may have been her way out.

The next Saturday, Babyangel packed a bag full of jewels and money to take with her to the movies. She wanted Shy Guy to take her away from this loveless relationship. They would have to disappear or the King would kill the both of them.

[babyangel194]

One day needsome was walking along the beach when a certain sparkling object caught his eye... He became more curious now and wanted to see it up close so he kept on walking towards it. He looked all around to see if anyone else saw this object but they were to caught up with tanning or talking with friends. As he continued to get closer the object's shine grew brighter and it nearly started to blind needsome but his curiosity kept him going...

After a while he finally noticed that he should have been at that object way before but the other thing he noticed is that he had his eyes closed the whole time too. He slowly opened them and looked around to find that everything was different...

[Give-Em-Hell-Kid]

babyangel491 beats me to death in a liquor store parking lot.
the end.
:)

[bug24]

The once was an outlaw known as the Give-Em-Hell Kid. He ran a bank robbing posse, with an indian played by Lou Diamond Phillips. One day he climbed in a box to get out of the rain. Appearing out of nowhere, an iron clad gunboat pulled by a team of oxen, golden journey. Each day at dusk, the posse hauls out to rest for the night. It was an interesting haul, they had scored 500 dollars in liberty nickels. Suddenly a hit came from the forest with the lights off. It was a great white shark!

[Give-Em-Hell-Kid]

bug24 embarks on the adventure of his life, saving orphans from crazy african-american jewish pedophiles, all of which are named Jim. He is arrested after urinating on a parking meter.
the end.

[babyangel194]

He decides one day to go to the supermarket and he sees babyangel there... He knows that there will be a fight so he gets his weapons ready and so does she. In the store they cross paths many times glaring at each other. Babyangel leaves the store and give em hell kid follows. She turns around and throws a punch at him but he dodges it. Then he pushes her down and says "how bout we just be friends and stop all this fighting." babyangel uses her ninja moves and trips him down too and she smiles and says "ok." and from that day on give em hell kid and babyangel194 have been great friends

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Rico was walking through the parking lot and witnessed the contratemps between babyangel and the give-em-hell-kid. He headed toward them to intervene, but before he got there the fight was over and the two of them were friends.

Seeing he wasn't needed in his peacemaker role, Rico went over and gave them each a hand getting up. After they had everything loaded in their respective cars, he invited them to join him at the instore coffee shop. They sat down with their various coffees and pastries and the three of them pledged eternal friendship.

[Anonymous Master]

One day, there was a person named rcarson13@yahoo.com (http://forum.xnxx.com/member.php?u=164297). He went on yahoo.com and made himself an email account. His account was, rcarson13@yahoo.com (http://forum.xnxx.com/member.php?u=164297).

It was the most amazing thing anyone has ever accomplished in their life. Infact, he was so proud of it that he went on the xnxx forum and made himself a new account. His account name was rcarson13@yahoo.com (http://forum.xnxx.com/member.php?u=164297). From that day on, he forever posted as rcarson13@yahoo.com (http://forum.xnxx.com/member.php?u=164297).

The end

[smcaaphd]

On a dark and lonely night, in the middle of nowhere, a wolf howls on a hillside - to welcome the new moon.

Along a shadowed, tree lined lane comes the sound of footsteps, drawing ever nearer.

A chill runs up your spine as you sit on the side of the lane, half hidden behind the trunk of a majestic oak tree. You tremble as the dismembered footsteps get closer and closer.

A cloud scurries across the sky to hide the moon, and plunge the earth into pitch darkness. The footsteps reach you, but you still can't see anything but the eternal dark.

The noise stops directly opposite where you're sitting and you hold your breath, afraid to make a noise. Your muscles scream out in agony, unused to the position you hold yourself in. You peer into the blackness, hoping to catch a glimpse of the person whose footfalls you heard, but you see nothing but the dark. Your ears strain to hear the tiniest noise, but all around you, nothing - not even the usual noises of the night.

SUDDENLY the moon breaks free of the cloud, casting near-day light on the earth, momentarily blinding you!! You feel hot breath on your cheek and when your vision returns, you are met with the sight of a six foot clown, dressed in bright, dayglo colours, with the obligatory red nose fixed onto his face.

Grabbing both your shoulders, he brings his face inches from yours and in a voice pitched high enough to think something was pinching his balls, he squeaks - ''DO YOU WANT A BALLOON HAT?''

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Smcaaphd took the balloon hat, but after wearing it a while she decided she didn't care for it, so she untwisted the balloons, and looking at hese sausage-like appendages decided to make something new of themCarefully twisting aand knotting them she created a huge and and a whole flock of aphids for her to care for and milk.
The end

[Give-Em-Hell-Kid]

it was a bright and shiny day. rcarson was spray-painting anarchy signs on the side of school administration building... when all of the sudden barney pops out and trys to shove a dildo in his ass. thankfully dinosaurs have bad aim, and rcarson caught barney in the balls with a well aimed kick. rcarson proceeded to put barney on his knees,
and shoot him execution style through the back of the head. rcarson levels up and heads off to go buy a milkshake.

[bug24]

Give em hell kid don't stand for the game... Give em hell kid just let his nuts hang... Everyday thing, how they hang, how they hang. Give em hell kid just do his own thang...

[smcaaphd]

*Buzz* *Buzz* *SWAT* *SPLAT*

The end - of Bug24

[AZRIEL]

Baa! :excited:
And the rest is history.

[Give-Em-Hell-Kid]

smcaaphd dismantles bug24 with a garden hose and some power tools.
the end.

[Give-Em-Hell-Kid]

azriel beat me to the punch.
damn you stubby fingers,
and slow internet.
damn you to heck.

[AZRIEL]

Give-Em-Hell-Kid realized his stalking skills were meager at best, and decided to stick his wiener in an electrical outlet, just to ease the pain.

[smcaaphd]

AZRIEL died and greeted his soul. Which confused him and his head imploded, causing the end of worlds.

[LockandSafe]

One day Smcaaphd wanted someone to play with her. So she went online to find a site where people will come to your house and play with her. When she was searching through the profiles she found somebody she would like to play with. So she PM’d them. It took a couple of days for the guy to respond.

[bug24]

There was a man named Lock
Who sported a 30 inch cock
I tell you, it was no delusion
He needed blood transfusions
Just to get it hard as a rock

[shy_guy1423]

Bug the thug drug his mug across the rug and dug into a plug with a metal slug.
Thus at 24 he hit the floor, one last roar before shock and gore.
Bug-twenty-four is no more.

[bug24]

There once was a lad named Shy Guy,
Who always loved to suck men dry.
So he tried to go down on a Swiss,
But he slipped and missed
And got himself a black eye.

[LockandSafe]

Bug was a crazy dude. So he decided he wants to create a website. He didn’t know what kind of website he wanted to create. So he surfed around the internet to see if he can get some ideas. Then he stumble upon the porn site. He was so fascinated that he wanted to make one himself. The only problem that he had was he didn’t have nobody to film………..To be continued

[bug24]

There once was a lad named Lock and Safe
Whose inner thighs did began to chafe
So he sprinkled on the Gold Bond
Until his pubes were blonde,
But alas, the itching never did waif

[bug24]

There once was a quiet guy named Bug
Who sported a cone shaped mug.
One day this hot chick asked him out
And Bug was in a female drought,
But all he did was smile and shrug.

[needsome]

bug 24 was a bad poet but that didn't stop him from trying. He wrote and wrote and wished someone would publish him. His apartment was filled with stacks of notebooks. He barely could make a path to the door, but one day a package came for him and he crawled over all the paper to the door and took a manuscript he had written from the mailman that told him he had won a writing contest. The thing was, it was for a teen magazine and the publisher was expecting someone in puberty. bug decided to go for it anyway, after all it was his one big chance. He shaved real close. Raised his voice an octive or two and put on a pair of those jeans that crotch comes down below his knees. He would pretend to be 16, no problem. After all he had seen Benjamin Button and he could tell the publisher that same thing had happened to him that happened to Brad Pitt.

[P3D0 B3@R]

o hai!
i have some, needsome needs some, so i gave her some.
kthanxbai!

[feared flame]

Pedo stepped up to a bar and asked for a drink for which the bar tender replied. "No we dont serve bear." Pedo agast asked why. "Because bear tastes to tough."

[needsome]

o hai!
i have some, needsome needs some, so i gave her some.
kthanxbai!

Thanks, I need it. I love bear.

[bug24]

There once was a pup named Needsome,
Who always wanted to breed some.
But he fucked all the wrong girls, see
He got aids, syphilis and the herpes
And his dick smoked like a machine gun.

[bug24]

There once was a guy named bug twenty four,
Who asked: What am I living for?
He went down to Home Depot,
And purchased some ski rope,
And then hung himself from the third floor.

[sullygom]

Bug was named after a fibre-glass bodied three wheeler vehicle built in the town about 20 mile from where I live.

Known locally as the Cheddar Wedge;)

[bug24]

There once was a guy called Sully,
Who couldn't get it up quite fully.
So he took the little blue pill,
But his female lover got killed
When his head shot out a fooly cooly.

[bug24]

There once was a dude named Bug Twenty Four
Who was so horny, he humped the floor.
Though his humping did fail
As he snagged a carpet nail.
Now Bug Twenty Four humps never more!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

It was quiet at the Klondike saloon.
The pianist just played a soft tune.
Dangerous Dan McGrew slept on the floor;
When bug 24 threw open the door.
Dan awoke and went for a rifle
Bug said "Just wait a trifle..
There's no need for a killing
But if you are willing.
I'll make off with the Lady that's known as Lou.
She's wanted at the Anchorage zoo.

[bug24]

There once was a guy named Carson
Who went to church to be a parson,
But they would not let him pass
So he took his matches and gas
And committed himself to the church of arson.

[Hedley]

Bug24 was a guy who lived on an island with no job, no house and no money. For his entertainment he walks around naked on the beach and plays with a starfish. One day he saw three beautiful girls swimming. He was shocked because people never came on this side of the island. So he started to walk over to them until he realize that he had no clothes on. Bug24 looked around to see if he could find something to cover his private area. He found nothing. “What the hell!!” he yelled. The three who were swimming turn and saw bug24. They quickly swam over to him and started speaking French. “I don’t understand what you are saying.”, he responded. Then one of the girls pulled out a gun and said, “I guess we found our new slave!’’

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Hedley walked around with his head in the clouds. He was trying to think of a story about bug24. He didn't want to be too kind, but he wanted to play off bug's fantasies. He knew bug was paranoid, and also that he fantasized about beautiful women. He also wanted a bit of exotica.
n order to achieve all this in a single story he had the three sexy girls speak Fench, he had bug24 find himself naked( a common dream/nightmare theme, and he armed the girls so they enslaved bug.It could still be a happy ending. The girls were looking for a male slave, but did they want him to do menial chores or to serice them sexually? Only the green pervert, Henley, knows for sure!

[bug24]

There once was a guy named rcarson thirteen
Who went to the restaurant and ate a can of beans
His butt cheeks did part
As he went to let a fart,
But then he shit in his jeans.

[smcaaphd]

In the beginning:

*creep, creep*

*scritch, scratch*

*SWAT, SPLAT*

The end!!

[AZRIEL]

597621

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Taking a second look, they're not bunnies at all. They are sheep that were recently sheared, and one of them is a disgrace, a real black sheep.

[bug24]

There once was an hombre named Rico
Who traded his bulbasaur for my treecko
It was a cute little bloke
Because when it spoke
It said was from Puerto Rico!

[bug24]

There once was a chill guy named Bug
Who road around on a slug.
He drank some Full Throttle,
Took a piss in a bottle,
Then gave that bottle a chug

[bug24]

There was a guy called bug24,
They found him dead on the floor,
Nobody had called the police,
For he had already been deceased
About fourteen times before...

[bug24]

There was an earth insect
Who had a birth defect
So he grabbed some cheese
And put it between his knees
And got his back in check

[MCskittles]

this crazy motherfucka named bug24 went slinking down the sidewalk, lettin his nuts hang right outa' his drawers... that shit was just wack.

thee end.

[bug24]

There once was a bloke named Skittles
Who always spoke in riddles
He asked: what's red and shaved
and sometimes gets paved?
I don't know, but that shit is my vittles!

[bug24]

There once was a jolly old bug,
Who found a metal slug
So he put it in the chamber,
Caulked it and aimed her,
And splattered his brains allover the rug.

[warbeatenhero]

wow

[OregonChic]

God*$^%(% I created whole long fairy tale about WBH and my net timed out. Lost it all. Along with my creativity.

So..

The end.

[blupwr]

oc is very horny one day and i came over for a casual visit that soon turns not so casual.:excited:

[zyzy]

Seems we have some very psychotic people on the forum now.

Hint: If you want to write something that is more than very brief, do it on word, then paste it or download it to the reply.

OK: short one:

I met blupwr on the Island at the beach, and I thought he was very handsome and interesting. I suggested we skinny dip, I really wanted to see all of him. Of course he wasn't the least bit interested in seeing all of me.
But we both ripped our clothes off and got into the nice water and played splashing each other, then I made him give me a ride on his shoulders, making him trot out of the water up to the beach. I was amazed when I looked down!

[bug24]

There once was a user called Z.Y.Z.Y.
Who found the sudden urge to die.
So they drank a bottle of Merlot,
Chased it with downers and a line of blow,
and was discovered under a swarm of flies.

[VioletAshes]

*thud*

I was thrown into the dark dank floor of the cell. Every part of me ached and crackled with pain, but it all melted away as I looked into the distant blackness. Through the placid shroud I saw a pair of eyes staring at me and then the sound of the demon: "You've been a bad boy... violet."

"Who... who are you?"

"I'm the darkness, the shadow, the little bug that you thought you killed a long time ago... well, you're in my world now..."

*gasp* "BUG24!"

Before I could react I was already in the demon's clutches. I was thrown into the ground, trying with all my strength to get away. The mere weight of the creature was enough to keep me stranded; desperately looking about; screaming for help where no-one can hear me. It was a long night...

To be continued... the end?

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Once upon a time there was a lovely enchanted forest. The trees kept away the hot sun in summer, providing a cool shade, but never the somber darkness found in many forests. The trees were full of songbirds, and there were always enough insects to keep them fed, but not enough to do significant damage.

In the forests undergrowth dwelt the voles, or field mice. Again, these could have damaged the forest, but there were just enough owls and foxes to keep them on check, and just enough voles to keep the owls and foxes well fed. It seemed to be almost a magic forest.

Possibly the loveliest thing about the forest was the violets that grew in its shade. There were blue violets, purple violets, yellow violets, and even the lovely dog tooth violets or trout lilies, the alternate name coming from their speckled leaves.

The forest was so well balanced and so inter-dependant it seemed almost like a single organism. Then one day the sound of doom was heard throughout the forest, the sound of chainsaws, the old growth trees were cut down and the saplings crushed. The voles were driving from their homes by crashing trees.
In addition, the lumbermen let the small limbs, wood chips and sawdust lay on the ground. They built cookfires for their meals. One day a spark from one of these cookfires fell among the sawdust and chips and smoldered for a time. Finally, a breeze sirred it and it leaped to the underbrush, the saplings, and the remaining large trees. All was destroyed and the flowers on the forest floor became naught but Violet Ashes.
The end.

[billblondel344]

Once upon a time there was a lovely enchanted forest. The trees kept away the hot sun in summer, providing a cool shade, but never the somber darkness found in many forests. The trees were full of songbirds, and there were always enough insects to keep them fed, but not enough to do significant damage.

In the forests undergrowth dwelt the voles, or field mice. Again, these could have damaged the forest, but there were just enough owls and foxes to keep them on check, and just enough voles to keep the owls and foxes well fed. It seemed to be almost a magic forest.

Possibly the loveliest thing about the forest was the violets that grew in its shade. There were blue violets, purple violets, yellow violets, and even the lovely dog tooth violets or trout lilies, the alternate name coming from their speckled leaves.

The forest was so well balanced and so inter-dependant it seemed almost like a single organism. Then one day the sound of doom was heard throughout the forest, the sound of chainsaws, the old growth trees were cut down and the saplings crushed. The voles were driving from their homes by crashing trees.
In addition, the lumbermen let the small limbs, wood chips and sawdust lay on the ground. They built cookfires for their meals. One day a spark from one of these cookfires fell among the sawdust and chips and smoldered for a time. Finally, a breeze sirred it and it leaped to the underbrush, the saplings, and the remaining large trees. All was destroyed and the flowers on the forest floor became naught but Violet Ashes.
The end.







yeah good story , ,,,,,,,,,,,:rose::rose::rose:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:);),,,,,,,,,,,,,

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

It seems that there are all kinds of choppers. We often hear how the wolf ate Sasha the duck, and how Sasha kept on quacking even after the wood choppers had found he wolf tangled in the rope Peter used to capture him, but there in an alternate version to this story.

In the alternate version the noise of Sasha's quacking was enough to disturb BB the chopper man, who was engaging in post coital caresses with Little Red Riding Hood, whom he's met and seduced, proving that not all wolves run through the forest on furry legs; some ride on choppers and take advantage of virgin girls, at least that's Red's story, but she'd been with bikers before and her riding hood was evidence of it.

At any rate, the ruckus the wolf was creating, along with Sasha's somewhat muffled quacks disturbed BB. He hopped on his chopper, saw the wolf struggling and ran over him. The impact caused the wolf to regurgitate Sasha, and Peter and friends went home. Red, fool that she was, tok BB to grandma's and introduced him to grandma as her fiance!

Moral: Watch out for the wolves; all of them!

[billblondel344]

It seems that there are all kinds of choppers. We often hear how the wolf ate Sasha the duck, and how Sasha kept on quacking even after the wood choppers had found he wolf tangled in the rope Peter used to capture him, but there in an alternate version to this story.

In the alternate version the noise of Sasha's quacking was enough to disturb BB the chopper man, who was engaging in post coital caresses with Little Red Riding Hood, whom he's met and seduced, proving that not all wolves run through the forest on furry legs; some ride on choppers and take advantage of virgin girls, at least that's Red's story, but she'd been with bikers before and her riding hood was evidence of it.

At any rate, the ruckus the wolf was creating, along with Sasha's somewhat muffled quacks disturbed BB. He hopped on his chopper, saw the wolf struggling and ran over him. The impact caused the wolf to regurgitate Sasha, and Peter and friends went home. Red, fool that she was, tok BB to grandma's and introduced him to grandma as her fiance!

Moral: Watch out for the wolves; all of them!




damn rico you be talking about yourself again,,,,,,,,,,,,,:lol:;),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:),

[umpire2]

Once upon a time, this thread was dead last in the 'Games' thread. Now it is back on Page 1.

The End.

[quentinthetallone]

Umpire2 once upon a time dreamed a dream of having a dream that then when he woke found out that the dream he dreamed of dreaming was actually reality. The End :excited: