Alter the quote of the person above you.

[LockandSafe]

Quote the post above you and alter it to make it funny (and possibly rude). Try to only alter a few words in the quote. Try not to completly rewrite it. Its a bit funnier this way.



so......lets start!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Try not to discretely miswrite it. It's a lot goofier that way.

[LockandSafe]

Try not to fuck my ass too soft. It's a lot boring that way.


Sorry I don't like men.

[Hedley]

Sorry I don't like men. But for you, I'll do anything you want!


I think you two should get a room.

[LockandSafe]

I think I should get a room with rcarson13 since he loves the young dick.


I see you like the mature.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I think it's you and Hedley should get a room. When you do the rewrite you don't ascribe it to me and make it a Gay suggestion, you cocksucker! No offense intended to real cocksuckers, just to this arsehole!

[LockandSafe]

I think it's great that Hedley wants to get a room with me. When you want to vist don't forget to knock, you cocksucker! No offense intended to real cocksuckers, just to this arsehole who wouldn't knock!

Please shut up about your sex life.

[AZRIEL]

I have just created the worst thread in the history of XNXX.
If only I had the balls to kill myself.


.

[tortillachip]

Please speak up about your sex life.
yes i'm sure we're all curious.




I'm curious. (color change only)

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Lock and safe, with his false quotes, has my permission to go to HELL.

[Tightcuntlover]

.



LOL......

Where do I start?

[bug24]

LOL......

Where do I fart?
This game is lies!!

[smcaaphd]

I'm no bug!! I'm a beetle!!

:rolleyes:

[Hedley]

:rolleyes: ugh, I'm soo horny.


Aren't we all.

[smcaaphd]

Bite me I taste of mango.

Lol!!

[LockandSafe]

Lol!! So do I.

I would love to taste you.

[nessa_hobag]

I would love to taste you.

"I would love to taste you, before you take a shower"






I love your mother

[bug24]

I love your brother

We can't all have aids...

[PatronofPorn]

We can't all have Kool aid...

My balls itch.

[smcaaphd]

Haha!! I'm POPtastic!!

Haha indeed!! :rolleyes:

[bug24]

Haha I inbreed!! :rolleyes:

Everybody loves Denni's!

[PatronofPorn]

Haha!! I secretly want goats cheese!! :eek:

Can you really betray the sheep like that? :o

[bug24]

Can I really miss a post like that? :o

Dude! Chopping off wee-wees is not cool!

[MintyKisses]

Dude! I Chopped off my wee-wee. It's cool!


I just bought a really intense book.

[PatronofPorn]

I just bought a really intense porno book.

The world is not enough.

[nessa_hobag]

The world is not enough... Lets fuck some space pussy


the grapes of wrath

[bug24]

the grapes of wrath was like too fuckin' long, I ain't readins thats shit!

This will be altered, but it amuses me so I keep participating.

[nessa_hobag]

This will be altered, but it amuses me so I keep participating.

I'm honestly this bored in the middle of the morning that I'm posting utter CRAP onto this thread to keep myself and others amused.

your mothers penis is longer than mine! :-(

[Hedley]

your penis is longer than mine! :-(

Well there is always plastic surgery..

[nessa_hobag]

Well there is always plastic surgery..
I mean cmon the bride of wildenstein is a complete BABE compared to you!


because your worth it

[MintyKisses]

kiss my ass because I'm worth it


My cat messed up his food bowl.

[stay_Calm]

-oops- *sorry guys*

[smcaaphd]

I would ask if you're ok, but frankly my dear. I don't give a damn!!

I can be such a lettuce sometimes!!
Ha! Take that you two :rolleyes:

[baller16]

I'm horny, come here you two! ;)
We represent the Lollipop Guild.

[PatronofPorn]

My name is Alix Skydrop, and I'm a sex addict

I will steal your lollipop!


Oh look! A ham sandwich.

[smcaaphd]

Hi!! I'm a midget. My parents called me Skydrop, but you can call me Humbre!!

Hi Humbre - you free this weekend for some fancy frolicks involving a two legged giraffe and an opossum?
Tickle the trout you two :kiss:

[PatronofPorn]

Let me tickle your trout Patron :kiss:

;)

[baller16]

:eek:oh my God! a girl spoke to me!

I am the smartest man alive!

[PatronofPorn]

I got it! 2+2=7!! :cool:

Adios muchachos!

[smcaaphd]

Sometimes, when I'm all alone - I play with my willy!!




What's one of them then?
Why haven't I got one?






It's your penis dude
If you've got to ask, you're too durr to use one anyway!!





DON'T FUCKING CALL ME A PENIS :mad:
What's a penis?



*sigh*

Never ending story there guys? :rolleyes:

[radioa]

Ending story here guys? :rolleyes:
The show must go on!

[bug24]

The bun is in your mind!

This is like the never ending "Insult the poster above you" thread, but it's much more clever. Also, I don't have a single post in that insult thread, I don't want to look like a dickhole.

[smcaaphd]

Hi!! My name's LockandSafe and I'm a porn addict

Lol! Join the club little fella

There's a club for this kind of thing now?

Is this a private club or can anyone join in?

I only just found out there IS a club!!

I'm the secretary of the club. I'm in charge of the membership.

How much is it to join?

[/centred]562962[centred].



AZRIEL - is that you :eek:

AZRIEL's the grim reaper dumdum!!

..........

Ha! Grim reaper come for me - I'm ready to dye...

I, love tye-dyed wool!!

You kill wool?

Lol!!

*sigh* her laughter is like the chime of a fairy bell

Hey!! What's wrong with fairy's all of a sudden?

Fairies cheat at cards...

Did someone mention cards? I could do with a game of strip go fish about now.

*Baits the line!!*

Glub! Glub!

*Takes off pantaloons* :o

*Eyes up pantaloonless Poptart!*

I'm so rubbish at strip go fish I end up wearing my whole wardrobe.

You can wear wardrobes?

I wear mine up my botty!!

Eugh!! I'm not passing you my coat then!!

*Takes your coat and rams it up my botty!!*

Ouch!! Big coat there fella :-(

Haha!! It's a greatcoat - he thinks he's in the Russian army..

Well, it's no longer grey - more of a shitty brown now!!


*Botty burp!!*

Eugh!! It stinks of coats in this thread.

-oops- *sorry guys*

Hands round air freshener and a cork for people's bot-holes :rolleyes:

I wear air freshener as aftershave.

No wonder you always smell so sweet.

Aww!! Ain't young love grand :kiss:

;)

Hey!! I'm not grey!!

Thanks for last night, we must c2c again soon!

*Buys a wedding hat* :rolleyes:

Haha!! Awesome thread - I just spat my coffee over my screen :)

Woah!! Somebody pass me a horse, and quick!!

[bug24]

What did it feel like Dad?
It felt like America's Most Wanted! Come on! Look at the size of this thing!
I always knew you were Santa, Dad!
I'm a the lactose intolerance.

[smcaaphd]

Well I'll be bug24gered.
Touche' Le Monde woz ere!!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Ouch! The Times was here.

[MintyKisses]

Ouch! I stubbed my penis here.


I will get the twenty dollars back, and I will keep it. Then, I will use it to do something better than you could ever imagine.

[PatronofPorn]

I will get the twenty dollars back, and I will keep it. Then, I will use it to do something better than you could ever imagine...I will buy a man whore!

Ore tastes like rock. :?

[smcaaphd]

I dream of Twinkies.

Nobody puts baby in the corner!!

[MintyKisses]

Nobody puts baby in the meatgrinder!!


I want a pizza right now so badly.

[bug24]

I want a vagina right now so badly.
I wish I didn't have a caffeine addiction.

[stay_Calm]

I'm sorry. I didn't realize that my eye doesnt wink any more...

[MintyKisses]

I'm sorry. I didn't realize that my cock doesn't get hard any more...




Oh, your girlfriend is going to get mad when she hears that.

[bug24]

Oh, your girlfriend is going to get wet when she steps in that. Unrelated: I've got a total vadge-boner for bug24.

The only time that I can get people to acknowledge my posts, is when I post in the game threads.

[smcaaphd]

blaah blaaaaaah blah blah blah blaaaaaah.
Interesting dialogue Bug :rolleyes:

[Sahara907]

Interesting dialogue Bug :rolleyes:


Interesting bi I licked, Doug. :rolleyes:

[MintyKisses]

Interesting, I licked Azriel.


Bug makes me laugh so hard. I like him. Hmmmm, wonder if the feelings are reciprocated?

[Wafarer]

Wayfarer makes my nipples so hard. I like him. Hmmmm, wonder if the feelings are reciprocated?

Definitely, but its not my nipples that are hard;)

I would like a girl on my lap right now!

[MintyKisses]

I would like Minty on my lap right now!


Oh Waf! What a naughty boy!

[Rain]

Oh fuck! What a huge cock!



Minty is a naughty girl.

[smcaaphd]

I like cheese.
Me too Rain sweetie, me too!!

[Rain]

I want you, Rain sweetie, I really do!!

I couldn't help myself.

[MintyKisses]

I can't help myself. Oh Minty!!!!


Yes Rain? Oh, you need help? I can always provide a helping finger, but my mouth is much better at helping.

[Rain]

Yes Rain? Oh, you need help? I can always provide a helping finger, but my mouth is much better at helping.

I'm not altering that! :excited:

[MintyKisses]

I'm not going to deny that! :excited:


Whew, good. So, when shall I get to work?

[caracol101]

Whew, stinky. So, when shall I get to shower?
.c

[bug24]

Good morning Annie.

Alright.

[MintyKisses]

Ahhhh shoot!


Should I?

[PatronofPorn]

Should I pleasure you?

You're welcome to it. :P

[bug24]

I'm hanging out on forum on a late Valentine's night, because I don't have anyone to love.

You are preaching to the choir, buddy. I wrote that sad book.

[MintyKisses]

You're welcome to drink the diet coke I brought you. :P


Ah thanks, how'd you know that I wanted a diet coke? Am I that predictable?

[caracol101]

Ah thanks, how'd you know that I wanted a line of coke? Am I that much of a junkie?
Ok now i get it.

[MintyKisses]

Ok now i'm getting it up the ass with a 14 inch dildo.



I am trying to figure out how this one thing works...

[bug24]

I am trying to figure out how this one thing works... DUHRRRE!!! DURR!!!

You are so hot, I would like to steel your digits, but I never call, I just hang them on the wall.

[smcaaphd]

I can't abide the new rules of lawn croquet!! Just which oik was it had to go change things so we're no longer allowed to use peasants for batting practice?

Bug!! You upper class Erbert!!

[MintyKisses]

Bug!! You hot upper class sex addict!!


I don't know what to think about that. I mean, COME ON!!!

[HisLittleOne]

I don't know how to think about anything but my sexy boobs. I mean, COME ON!!!

I don't know how to think about anything else either!

[MintyKisses]

I don't know how to want anything else either!


Sounds good to me. HLO is sexay!!!

[bug24]

I brushed my teeth six times in the past hour. STILL NOT CLEAN!!!! *brush brush brush*

Holy shit!!!!

[MintyKisses]

Holy POPE!!!!


I just read an old thread, and thought it was EXTREMELY interesting...

[Hedley]

I just looked through my thread, and I became EXTREMELY horny by my interesting pics...

So did I:rose:

[IVA HARDON]

there is no death,only a change of worlds.

[Wafarer]

I want Wafarer right now so badly.

:excited:;)


I wish I had some steak and cheese sandwiches!

[IVA HARDON]

man's heart away from nature becomes hard.standing bear.:-?:roll:

[bug24]

I'm gay.

I agree.

[MintyKisses]

I want a huge statue of IVA, made of chocolate.


Some people make me mad. Hmmm, I wonder if I'm overreacting.

[bug24]

Some people don't deserve me in there lives because I am a plague, and they have done nothing wrong.

Lets go on the haunted spaceship.

[MintyKisses]

Let's go on a voyage and alter the edit, not the original.


Tears or vomit, you pick.

[bug24]

Ah, you modified your own post I see. You sly devil... ;)

[HisLittleOne]

Ah, you fucked your own ass I see. You disturbing, disgusting, despicable devil... ;)

Oh yea, I forgot to add my own post.

[MintyKisses]

Oh yea, I forgot to add my own post because I was too busy touching my wet pussy.


:eek: Can I touch it too?

[HisLittleOne]

:eek: Can I touch it too?

:eek: Can you hold my breasts while I touch you?

[MintyKisses]

:eek: Can you hold my breasts while I touch you?


Totally not altering that!

Of course, may I give them a lick too?

[HisLittleOne]

Uh oh, we better stop.

Commence with the altering!

[MintyKisses]

Uh oh, we better stop after this alter.

Commence with the licking!


I like wearing glasses. I think I look better with them than I do without. However, I've been wearing them for over a decade, so that might have something to do with it...

[bug24]

I like wearing glasses. I think I look better with them than I do without. I'm ugly and they hide my face well.

That's cute!

[HisLittleOne]

I didn't mean that!

Damn right you didn't mean that. :)

[bug24]

But we all know that you did mean it.

Oh hai, where did that dude go?

[MintyKisses]

Oh hai, where did my favorite forumite (besides Minty) go?


Oh, nice of you Bug, I'm your favorite forumite? It's because of those dreams isn't it?

[bug24]

I think I'm really in bug's dreams because I don't know what a line is.
If that is you in my dreams, you look like my own mother. My dreams are a Freudian gold mine. I think my nightmares are what causes my morning breath; having sex with your own mother leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. Take that one to the bank and edit it!

[MintyKisses]

If that is you in my dreams, you look like Heidi Klum. My dreams are a Freudian gold mine. I think my nightmares are what causes my morning breath; having sex with a Heidi Klum look alike makes you overthink everything about yourself, including how bad my breath smells. Take that one to the bank and fuck me!


Can you all tell that I like Heidi Klum?

[HisLittleOne]

Can you all bow down to me and my amazing breasts and worship me as if I was Heidi Klum?

Hell yes I can! Would anybody be willing to help me take pictures of myself? It's hard to do by myself.

[MintyKisses]

Would anybody be willing to help me orgasm? It's never as good to do by myself.

I will!!! I would please you with everything I have!

[bug24]

I look like Heidi Klump, played by Eddy Murphy...

That's ok, I love that movie!

[MintyKisses]

I make minty laugh extremely hard! Almost as hard as she makes my penis


Sometimes I type a instead of s, which makes some words weird, like penia instead of penis... If I'm not paying attention.

[bug24]

Bug makes me laugh extremely hard! Almost as hard as I make his penis

That ia kind of a diss to both of us if you think about it...

[MintyKisses]

That ia kind of a diss to both of us if you think about it...


How so? You make me laugh and I make you hard.

Aka, you are funny and I am hot.

[HisLittleOne]

Aka, HLO gets me so hot it's not funny.

There is no humor in how hot I make people. ;)

[LockandSafe]

There is nothing like a big cock inside of me. ;)

Oh you bad little girl.

[smcaaphd]

Sometimes I dress up in women's clothing and pretend I'm Cher.

Lol!! Cher? Are you 'cher' you couldn't find someone different to emulate? :rolleyes:

[bug24]

The results are in... It's terminal... I have three weeks to live... :(

This is bad news smadz... Bad news...

[smcaaphd]

I have oft admired your greetling banners...
Thanks Bug :kiss:

[bug24]

Fuck you Bug :mad:

I know...

[MintyKisses]

I skip to the market...



Woooooo. Tired and being sick go hand in hand apparently.

[HisLittleOne]

Woooooo. Horny and being sexy go hand in hand apparently.

Yes, I agree.
-yawn- I am sooo sleepy. What a long day.

[baller16]

Yes, I agree.
-sigh- I am sooo horny. Where's a long cock? That was almost too easy.

[HisLittleOne]

I am too easy.

I agree, it's a snap to get you in the sack.

[baller16]

Me too! Now let's get in the sack. Fiiiiine, but I'm not wearing a condom.

[bug24]

I'm am wearing a condom. I've been wearing it all day for no apparent reason. I'm even the only one home right now.

And why is the outside of it brown?

[bug24]

I'm always afraid of clowns...
I watched a child drown...

[HisLittleOne]

I altered my own quote...

Oh yes you did.
But that's alright! :)

What isn't alright is the fact that you use dog's toothpaste. Ew.

[MintyKisses]

Oh yes you did.
But that's alright! :)

What isn't alright is the fact that you use dog's toothpaste. Ew. May I use the tube as a dildo when you're done?


I'm not sure, but it might be heartburn.

[PatronofPorn]

I'm not sure, but I might be really wet

You're not gonna leave puddles are you? :rolleyes:

[smcaaphd]

I'm no longer sure of my own sex.......ulaity *honk* Bet you thought I meant I didn't know if I had a lady garden or a garden hose between my ample thighs :rolleyes:

All that and no reference to geese? Amazing!!

[PatronofPorn]

I steal kiddie shoes! :cool:

You thief! :eek:

[bug24]

I wet my bed once and my daddy took my sheets away. He didn't even wash them, he just keeps them folded up under his pillow.

I put my own shit under my pillow once and the duodenum fairy left me a dollar!

[smcaaphd]

I AM NOPHEST! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS LEST YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF MY 22" ALIEN COCK!
Niice one nophest!! *peeks a look* Coo!!

[LockandSafe]

Niice one bitch!! *peeks a look* Now I'm going to kick your ass!!


That is not nice.

[MintyKisses]

That is not hot, now I'm horny.

I like Beyonce. I think she's hotttt, and has a good voice.

[HayZeus]

MintyKisses, full of minty moistness

Amen to that brotha

[MintyKisses]

I say brotha, which reminds Minty of Desmond from Lost



I really hope I get the car tomorrow, or else I'm fucked, and not in the good way.

[phantomxrider]

I really hope he parks the car in my vagina tomorrow, right next to the other limos already there.

I need a hundred bucks and a pizza.

[MintyKisses]

I need to stop spreading lies that Minty's vagina is loose, because it's tiiiiiight.


I like my tight vagina.

[phantomxrider]

I like your tight vagina.

lol, i dont have a vagina at all. you need to stop spreading lies about manginas :]

[bug24]

I started touching myself in the second grade.

Not me, I was too cool for that shit.

[smcaaphd]

Don't touch me!! I'm frigid.
He ^^ is as cold as ice!!

[HisLittleOne]

You're as cold as ice!!

You're willing to sacrifice our looove!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

You're chilling to sacrifice our love.

She's a sexy little bitch.

[bug24]

You're chilling to sacrifice our love.

She's a sexy little bitch. Has anyone seen my penis? I think I might have a little job for that thing.
Yeah. It's up my ass... here...

[MintyKisses]

Yeah the cell phone? It's up my ass... here...


My cell phone is charging right now...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

My cell phone has run up my Macy's bill.

My computer runs slow when traffic is heavy.

[HisLittleOne]

I fuck slow when a woman is heavy.

:eek: I'll bet you do you cowboy!!
Now, how do you spell.. gidee' up? :-P

[smcaaphd]

:eek: As in the words of the ultimate cowboy, Mr JWayne himself - ''Get off your horse and drink your milk!!" :-P

I bet ewe give a good "rodeo ride" lady :eek::rolleyes::kiss:

[sullygom]

I'm not here for love or lust.....just to piss someone off !


"Women don't fart because they don't keep their mouth closed long enough to build up any pressure":rose:

[smcaaphd]

Ehh bah gum! Can yer belly touch yer bum? Can yer mam ride a bike? With er tits in a sling? With er hand up er fanny? Singin my dingaling?:rose:
SOM :rolleyes:

[P3D0 B3@R]

SRSLY:confused:
o hai!
four whores, and seven beers ago i had a cream-sickle. let him who have understanding, reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. it's number iz 867-5309. call me.
kthanxbai!

[smcaaphd]

o hai!
srsly wtf? gtfo! zomg! I like cliches...now suck my fluff covered cock til it spews the mighty white!
kthanxbai!


I can't abide with me!! :eek:

[P3D0 B3@R]

I like mine with pickles and tomatoes, Heinz 57 and french-fried potatoes :-H
o hai!
i like cheese!
kthanxbai!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I like limburger.

That's life!

[bug24]

There are ladies on this forum? Go go gadget dick!

Rcarson13 is my idol!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

rcarson13 is a genius.


Things gotta get better, 'cause they can't get worse.

[MintyKisses]

Things gotta get wetter, 'cause they can't get drier.


My lower left shoulderblade hurts.

[PatronofPorn]

My lower left shoulderblade hurts.
Would Patron rub it for me?

Absolutely.

[MintyKisses]

Absolutely, but only with my cock.


Hey, if it works, I'm all for it!

[PatronofPorn]

Hey, if it works, I'm all for it! I've been waiting for it FOREVER!

Did I tell you it has special healing properties? ;)

[MintyKisses]

Did I tell you it has special orgasm enducers? ;)


You did not tell me that. Now I am intrigued.

[PatronofPorn]

You did not tell me that. Now I am intrigued to experience for myself!

-loosens belt to let it get some more room-
It's quite large when active.

[deadboy]

-loosens belt to let it get some more room-
It's quite large when active.

It's quite large when you use a magnifying glass.

[P3D0 B3@R]

I am quite fucking pissed. My mother wouldn't let me suckle on her tit when I was a baby.
o hai!
my taint itches.
kthanxbai!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Previous two posts had no quote to alter.

Back to PoP.

It's quite large when compared to a paramecium.


Let there be spaces in your . . .

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

bag for some sex toys.-


We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

[bug24]

We have nothing to fear, but fat chicks.

That turns you on, doesn't it?

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

That turned you off, didn't it?

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!

[bug24]

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord! I've got it on DVD. The Coming of the Lord, is quiet possibly the best bukake/money-shot film in all of mortal existence.

Why?

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Why not?

Conceived in liberty and dedicated to the principle that all men are created equal.

[bug24]

I don't know how to use the http://forum.xnxx.com/images/buttons_xnxx/quote.gif button!!! GRRR!!! ... ' like a river...

It's easy, just click it.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Click thine own self!

Up in the mountains, it's lonesome all the time.

[bug24]

Up in the mountains, there are a lot of snow bunnies to keep me company.

Just remember to not to French-fry when you need to pizza, or you are gonna have a bad time. That's right.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

French fried pizza is good, but you have to coat it in batter to keep the toppings on.

Tune -a- tune - a tunin' while the jedges told the crowd . . .

[bug24]

Tune -a- tune - a tunin' while the jedges told the crowd . . . they all did the commi-klink!


I love that song! Don't scrunge...

[MintyKisses]

I love that song! Don't sing it, you'll ruin it...


My neck hurts again. :( This is not good.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

This is not good; it's great!

Everbody waitin'fer the first tweedle-dee,
When in comes a stumbling, hillbilly . . .

[MintyKisses]

Ima... a stumbling, hillbilly . . .

Do your own posts make you laugh? Because mine do...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I know mine do NOT!

Bowed right purty to the judges and the rest
Took a silver dollar from a hole inside my vest
Plunked it on the table an' said "Thar's my calling card,
An anyone that beats me's got to fiddle . . . "

[MintyKisses]

"Thar's my calling card," he said as he pulled out a used condom


Why don't people follow the rules of the thread?

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Why don't people read the rules of the thread?

Big Tom Sargent was the first to play:
He could fiddle all night an he could fiddle all day.

[MintyKisses]

He could fiddle and diddle all night an' he could fiddle and diddle all day.


What the fuck even is dragonfruit?

[bug24]

Is fuck dragonfruit what even?

I have a headache... :(

[MintyKisses]

I have a boner and Minty is not around... :(


Hmmm, What should I take pictures of for my photography class? Did you know that there is a no nudity clause on all of our projects apparently? I asked if I could do a project privately, not of me, of a friend, and turn that in. That's how I found out about that clause.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I see no possible response to Minyt's threadkiller. Therefore I will simply put up a new quote.

He could fiddle chills, he could fiddle fever;
He could make a fiddle rustle like a lowland river.

[smcaaphd]

If only I could see you now, but I cannot see for looking.
I see no ships either!! Don't fret the small stuff RrrrrICO!! :kiss:

[seeminglysatisfied]

I see no shits brother!! Don't free the small stuff RrrrrICO!! :kiss:[/QUOTE]

Why cant this be freed?

[smcaaphd]

What do you mean "I'm tiny," Tim?

Good things come in free packages!! ;)

[seeminglysatisfied]

Dead things come in three pieces!! ;)

why do all good things come to those who wait?

[seeminglysatisfied]

why does nothing come to those who wait?

Following closer, I listened to the mumbled alliterations spoken quietly to the listening and desperate child bearing harper valley widowed wives who sat silently still suspensefully supposing something sacred stood sated suspiciously shadowed sinfully sequentially.

[smcaaphd]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Woof!!

[seeminglysatisfied]

Knowing you're nothing makes knowing something mean nothing.

[smcaaphd]

Knowing you like I don't, at all, I would say you're first task would be to introduce yourself properly. To me.
Hi Seeminglysatisfied - I'm Linda from Liverpool, or should that be Brrlinda from the North Pole? Ho hum, time to check out my eskimo status!!

[PatronofPorn]

My sheeps are pillaging the horse food again!!

Now that's a nightmare scenario.

[seeminglysatisfied]

Cow hats a nightly scenario.

Paul was a minister, who fucked his sister, from Winchester

[smcaaphd]

Why would Winchester Cathedral produce firearms? For the religious armies of the world perhaps?
Ponderosa Cafe all the way!!

[PatronofPorn]

No one's gonna be run me outta my town!! YEEHAW!!

Your dandelions are cluttering the sidewalk again.

[smcaaphd]

What a gay day in the land of makebelieve - Bucks Fizz would so chuffed to teeny tiny bits to be right here, right now.
And so endeth the sermon from my mound!! ;)

[seeminglysatisfied]

Africa sure is nicer nowadays.

wonder how it all started

[smcaaphd]

Oops!! Sorry for missing you out COMPLETELY smc - please, forgive me I beg of you!!
I'll think about satisfying dude, but don't push your luck again, m'kay? :kiss:

[PatronofPorn]

I'll think about talking more about my mound, m'kay? :kiss:

Fantastically superb!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Fantastically stupid.


He could make a fiddle croon like a lovin' woman
Ad' they clapped like thunder when he finished strummin'!

[bug24]

God fuck! I have to take a shit!

Be sure to get around the rim or it will itch.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

The moyustache and the highlights below the eyesdon't do a thing for you.

Please ignore this post and the one above it, which makes it look like I said something other than the quote from The Mountain Whippoorwill. by Stephen Vincent Benet.

[bug24]

FUCKING TARNATION ASS FUCKING CRAB ASS!

Wow, I thought that you never cussed.

[PatronofPorn]

I have stolen the cake!

Give it back then.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Give it to me.

The crowd grew tired of the n count squealing
When out in the center stepped Old Dan Wheeling.

[Caffeine]

Did I do it right?

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

No. You are supposed to take the quote posted above you, change a few words and distort the meaning.


After you've done that, you put up your quote for the next player to screw up.

[Caffeine]

Oh.

[HisLittleOne]

Oh!


Game threads are getting on my nerves.

[Caffeine]

Game threads are terrible. There are so many and they're always at the top of the forum.

They suck. This thread right here sucks.

Here's an idea: have a game thread forum, its own section, so they don't constantly get in the way of real conversation.

[~Orpheus~]

I love game threads

:rolleyes:

[Hedley]

:rolleyes: I thought you loved me?

We all love you.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Nobody loves you!

He fiddled high ad'he fiddled low
Ol'Dan Wheeling's got bee honey in his strings
He fiddled with a cherrywood bow
(Listen, Li'l whippoorwill, ya got ta spread yer wings.)

[bug24]

This ain't RNB, this is Gangsta Rap,
Bitches get smacked, bustas get jacked,
Front if you want you get lay on your back
It's about guns and drugs and hoes and club

Word to yo' mamma!

[XXXRosePetalsXXX]

Word to yo' mamma!

Tu madre es mi puta

[seeminglysatisfied]

Tu madre es mi puta

Tu abuelo es tre malo con mas cervezas

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

RP:Your mother isn't my whore, you are!

SS: Your grandfather doesn't spoil my beer, you do

That two bit whore wants 20 bucks for a blow job!

[seeminglysatisfied]

The red bus went *toot toot*


White and purple flags are popular.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Purple and white flags are more popular.

All men are knaves but thee and me, and sometimes I'm not so damn sure about thee!

[bug24]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed


Yes you do, we all do.

[As horny as you]

I got banned.



Is this thread too stupid to be bumped?

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

This thread is too stupid to be banned.:cool:

This flesh was seeded from no foreign grain, but Pennsylvania and Kentucky wheat.:eek:

[WhaWhaWha]

This flesh was fed no grain, but spent time in the pen and was eventually Kentucky fried.:eek:


My Baloney has a first name, it's... ahhh fuck it I'm going to bed

[Pussy Patrol]

My Baloney has a first name, it's... ahhh fuck it I'm going to bed
That's baloney,name it first and fuck it...ahhh I'm going


Quote:
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.
Megan Fox