Alter the famous quote/proverb

[Incubus]

If you build it.....

[Incubus]

she will put batteries in it and use it till she cums


If you can't say something nice...

[Incubus]

say lots of really bad things.



The best things in life

[Igor]

... are mine.


One man's trash....

[Incubus]

is another man's dinner.

All the kings horses and all the kings men

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

couldn't stop fighting among themselves.

A stitch in time

[Tightcuntlover]

is another man's dinner.

All the kings horses and all the kings men

oh fuck.....

Not scrambled eggs again?

[Incubus]

couldn't stop fighting among themselves.

A stitch in time

was sowed by a really good nurse.

In the begining there was

[AZRIEL]

575083

[Heyesey]

In the begining there was

...a missing N.


You can take a horse to water...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

but you can't get him drunk.

One for the

[Incubus]

but you can't get him drunk.

One for the

money, 2 for the show, 3 for her to get naked then blow blow blow!! :excited:

take time out to smell the

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

shit so you'll know where not to step.

The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave

[shy_guy1423]

shit so you'll know where not to step.

The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave

Men get tired stabbing each coward a thousand times.

An apple a day...

[Incubus]

keeps the doctor away. doctors hate apples.

a bird in the hand is worth

[shy_guy1423]

keeps the doctor away. doctors hate apples.

a bird in the hand is worth

two fingers in her bush.

Better to have loved and lost...

[AZRIEL]

575164

[Incubus]

two fingers in her bush.

Better to have loved and lost...

than to have testicular cancer.

If at first you don't succeed...

[shy_guy1423]

than to have testicular cancer.

If at first you don't succeed...

hang yourself.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to...

[tenguy]

two fingers in her bush.

Better to have loved and lost...
But it's okay if you get to keep the house.


Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can..


Damn am I slow or what?

[shy_guy1423]

But it's okay if you get to keep the house.


Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can..

put in today.

Let sleeping dogs...

[Tightcuntlover]

575083


Do you know what Az?

One of the most intelligent and thoughtful threads I've EVER seen on these forums........

and you...yes...YOU. just had to go and stick a fucking stupid picture on it.......

Allow me to remind you....



http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=77128&highlight=Europe

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Coldnt find the unfinished quote in the jumble of quarreling.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent

[bug24]

the internet

An apple a day will make this thread gay.

[Incubus]

Coldnt find the unfinished quote in the jumble of quarreling.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent

tons of marijuana.

we didn't land on Plymouth Rock...

[smcaaphd]

We landed on Incubus' cock (I've seen the evidence - it IS big enough :eek: )

Eeh bye

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Millions for defense but not

[bug24]

defense for millions

I bird in the hand is worth two in the

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the shithouse.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers

[hottfuzz123]

played soggy biscuit

do unto others as.....

[Circe]

were on Startrek.
(lame i know)
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this:

[~Orpheus~]

Brute force.


The grass is always greener...

[Kimiko]

Brute force.


The grass is always greener...

...over the septic tank.

Behind every successful man...

[Incubus]

...over the septic tank.

Behind every successful man...

Is a jealous mob

think twice before you

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

there's a nagging mother-in-law.

Better a live dog than

[Circe]

a dead pussy..

Silence is...

[Incubus]

a dead pussy..

Silence is...

violence.

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice

[feared flame]

shame on thee

One hundred spiders can catch...

[bug24]

a man

This game______

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

This game will proceed.

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity and a striving after

[~Orpheus~]

...Seeing too many people shit their pants.


I came, I saw, I....

[YoungDaddyDom]

and all I got was this stupid tshirt.....

the only thing to fear.....

[~Orpheus~]

and all I got was this stupid tshirt.....

the only thing to fear.....

...Is Oprah at a buffet line.


Ask not what your country can do for you, but...

[collegegal]

do what is right for you

Beauty with out grace...

[Circe]

makes for a sloppy, yet satisfying blowjob.

Actions Speak Louder Than ...

[Incubus]

makes for a sloppy, yet satisfying blowjob.

Actions Speak Louder Than ...

screams of blood curdling terror.

If at first you don't succeed...

[collegegal]

screams of blood curdling terror.

If at first you don't succeed...

apologize and smoke some weed.

In for a penny...

[luv2Blicked]

apologize and smoke some weed.

In for a penny...

Out on bail.


A rolling stone......

[Incubus]

Out on bail.


A rolling stone......

will crush your spine.

Never put off what you can do today for...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Never put off what you can do today for what you should have done last week.


A man of understanding will acquire Proverbs 1:5b

[Incubus]

Never put off what you can do today for what you should have done last week.


A man of understanding will acquire

A valid driver's license.

life is like a box of chocolates....

[splodge]

A valid driver's license.

life is like a box of chocolates....

you get stuck with the shit no one else wants.

I came, I saw.....

[Incubus]

i ran out of toilet paper.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your....

[splodge]

i ran out of toilet paper.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your....


wenches.

too many cooks...

[Incubus]

wenches.

too many cooks...

make too much food.

there's a thin line between....

[YoungDaddyDom]

the tiles on the floor.

it's better to know some of the questions....

[Incubus]

the tiles on the floor.

it's better to know some of the questions....

than to know Gary Busey

Lucy i'm.......

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Lucy, I'm homo.

Do not let kindness and truth leave you.
Bind them

Proverbs 3:3

[shy_guy1423]

Lucy, I'm homo.

Do not let kindness and truth leave you.
Bind them...


In a little satchel and hide it in your rectum so the guards don't confiscate them.

People who live in glass houses shoudn't...

[luv2Blicked]

dance naked


All good things......

[Incubus]

In a little satchel and hide it in your rectum so the guards don't confiscate them.

People who live in glass houses shoudn't...

use the toilet.

What is it for a man to gain the world but lose his....

[Incubus]

dance naked


All good things......

cum to those who masturbate.

What is it for a man to gain the world but lose his....

[luv2Blicked]

erection


All roads lead.....

[splodge]

back where they started.

The road to hell....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

is paved with xnxx posters.

Vanity of vanities, all is

[shy_guy1423]

is paved with xnxx posters.

Vanity of vanities, all is

Modesty

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by...

[Incubus]

Modesty

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by...

the weather man.

Never argue with a fool, because...

[shy_guy1423]

the weather man.

Never argue with a fool, because...

Mr. T will take pity on him, and mess you up.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a period of moral crisis, ...

[Incubus]

Mr. T will take pity on him, and mess you up.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a period of moral crisis, ...

turn up the heat.

The meek shall inherit....

[luv2Blicked]

the everyday china


Better the devil you know.....

[shy_guy1423]

the everyday china


Better the devil you know.....

Than a random whore off the corner.

All hope abandon, ye who enter...

[luv2Blicked]

my bedroom.


Finders keepers......

[bug24]

and losers suck!

E pluribus...

[luv2Blicked]

nullus


Fools rush in where......

[bug24]

free pussy is being offered..

Where there is a will, there is

[luv2Blicked]

a lawyer

He who hesitates......

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

still has his cash.

The plans of the heart belong to man
But the answers of the tongue

Proverbss 16:1

[luv2Blicked]

.....belong to the women he's with.


Spare the rod......

[Incubus]

and use your boot to kick the child.

roses are red, violets are blue

[AZRIEL]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a32/IWouldntShaveThat/virgin.gif

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

ghouls are scary, and so are you

A generation goes and a generation comes,
But the earth

Ecclesiastes 1:4

[luv2Blicked]

.....will soon perish.


A friend in need.........

[Incubus]

.....will soon perish.


A friend in need.........


is one to avoid :excited:

live everyday like it's

[luv2Blicked]

.....a Friday night.

Robbing Peter........

[ddt346]

-to pay paul makes peter sore, and you can't do business with a sore peter!

a fool and his money-

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

can have a good time in Vegas!

Sow your seed in the morning

and do not


Ecclesiastes 11:6

[luv2Blicked]

.......forget to seed your wife in the evening.


Two's company...........

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Three's a drama.

Dead flies make a ferfumer's oil stink;
So a little foolishness is

Ecclesiastes 10:1

[smcaaphd]

The best way to ask for cheese?

See a penny

[collegegal]

The best way to ask for cheese?

See a penny
and wonder if it's still worth any real money.

Let sleeping dogs...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

wake up and growl.

It is better to go to a house of mourning
than to go to a


Ecclesiastes 7:2

[hottfuzz123]

nazi concentration camp

a bird in the hand is worth..........

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

about 16 shillings.

A time to give birth and a time to die;
A time to plant and a time . . .


Ecclesiastes 3:2

[krissy'shot]

A time to give birth and a time to die;
A time to plant and a time . . .


to smoke what one has planted. jk

My Husband! Some HotShot!
Here's his 'Ancient Chineses Secret!"...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Hot tea in winter
Cold tea in summer.

A time to plant and a time to...


Ecclesiastes 3:2b

[YoungDaddyDom]

To post in the forums......

Fate loves....

[smcaaphd]

smc!!


I can never find the end of the ball of hairy

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

horsefeathers

A time to kill and a time to . . .

Ecclesiastes 3:3a

[Incubus]

be executed for murder.

you want the truth? you can't...

[splodge]

be executed for murder.

you want the truth? you can't...


be trusted with it, now fuck off.


Too many chiefs and not enough.....

[smcaaphd]

Cooks spoiling the man broth :eek:

I would hate you, but frankly I don't think of you (NAME????)

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Prince Hamlet

A time to tear down
and a

Ecclesiastes 3:3b

[Incubus]

Cooks spoiling the man broth :eek:

I would hate you, but frankly I don't think of you

enough to waste the energy.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else....

[krissy'shot]

Prince Hamlet

A time to tear down
and a

Ecclesiastes 3:3b

TEAR IT UP IN HERE!

Why don't you make like a tree and....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

hang yourself?

Fools rush in where angels . . .

[splodge]

hang yourself?

Fools rush in where angels . . .


charge in on harleys.

For every 1000 unsung heroes that die scraming in abject terror on a corner of some far flung battlefield, one emerges screaming in....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

terror watching the evening news.

Four score and seven years ago

[splodge]

terror watching the evening news.

Four score and seven years ago


nothing happened.

Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your.....

[smcaaphd]

Cook book :eek:

Jane never smoked John's wood down to the stub

[Incubus]

nothing happened.

Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your.....

cream.


frankly my dear, i don't give a ....

[splodge]

cream.


frankly my dear, i don't give a ....


tiny coin of limited value.

How the fuck did you father a child with a chick that's not your fiancé? Holy shit, she got pregnant off the toilet seat you....

[AZRIEL]

577810

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

jacked off over.

A time to weep and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn and


Ecclesiastes 3:4

[Incubus]

a time to laugh at your pathetic mourning.

Give me liberty or give me...

[luv2Blicked]

.....a beer.


Do unto others.........

[PatronofPorn]

Before they smash your windows and jack your car.

An apple a day...

[Reign]

..will keep the banana OK!

The early bird catches...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

An apple a day makes Washingtons State happy.

A time to throw stones, and a time to gather stones;
A time to embrace and a time . . .

Ecclesiastes 3:5

[Incubus]

to read the quote above you before you post :mad:

rainy days and Mondays make me ...

[splodge]

to read the quote above you before you post :mad:

rainy days and Mondays make me ...


roll over and go back to sleep.

The second mouse gets the....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Poisoned bait.

A tme to search and a time to give up as lost;
A time to keep and a time

Ecclesiastes 3:6

[vincenzz]

Poisoned bait.

A tme to search and a time to give up as lost;
A time to keep and a time

Ecclesiastes 3:6

... to end it all.


You can fool some of the people, some of the time...

[luv2Blicked]

....but you can't fool me.


Make hay while........

[vincenzz]

....but you can't fool me.


Make hay while........

. . . you can still roll in it.


He who hesitates ...

[luv2Blicked]

....misses last call.

The bigger they are........

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

doesn't drown.

A time to tear apart and a time to sew together;
A time to be silent and a time

Ecclesiastes 3:7

[Incubus]

....misses last call.

The bigger they are........

the slower they run.

if it smells like fish....

[vincenzz]

the slower they run.

if it smells like fish....



... you left it out too long.


"Stitch in time ...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

a stitch in time saves embarrassment

What profit is there to the laboreer from that

Ecclesiastes 3:9

[luv2Blicked]

.....damn job he has to be on time for every morning.


Two heads are.....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

weird on one set of shoulders.

Vanity of vanities! All is vanity and a

[Incubus]

weird on one set of shoulders.

Vanity of vanities! All is vanity and a

a repetition of the word vanity.

all i got in this world is my word and by balls and I....

[P3D0 B3@R]

o hai!
talk like you are engaging in suckifying my wiener.

if at first you can't make the other look like a blathering idiot.....
kthanxbai!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Don't make much sense.

Then I looked again at the acts of oppression that are done under the sun. And, behold, I saw the tears of the oppressed and that they had . . .

Ecclesiastes 4:1a

[YoungDaddyDom]

put themselves in that position by mismanaging their personal finances.....

No matter what anybody tells you - Words and ideas can change .....

[Incubus]

be trusted with it, now fuck off.


Too many chiefs and not enough.....

vaginas.

Once you go black...

[Ave Angelus]

...you start to smell

See a penny...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

See a penny, it's not worth picking up.

On the side of the oppressors was power, but they had . . .

Ecclesiastes 4:1b

[luv2Blicked]

......leprechauns for warriors.

Two wrongs don't.....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Two wrongs don't cancel each other out.

I congratulated the dead who are already dead
more than the living, who are . . .


Ecclesiastes 4:2

[YoungDaddyDom]

keeping pet ferrets in their pants....

A horse is a horse is a horse, of course.....

[Ave Angelus]

...and you eat manure

I saw two ships...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I saw two ships, the QEII and the Queen Mary.

Better off than both is the one who has never existed;

Who has never seen

Ecclesiastes 4:3

[Ave Angelus]

...a blind man walk into a lamp post.

Birds of a feather...

[~Orpheus~]

...a blind man walk into a lamp post.

Birds of a feather...

...Will eventually tickle somebodies anus.

Stop and smell the...

[luv2Blicked]

....BBQ next door..


There is a time and place........

[bosoxfan]

....BBQ next door..


There is a time and place........
And its 8 o clock my place for dinner


Different strokes for

[~Orpheus~]

And its 8 o clock my place for dinner


Different strokes for

Filthy whores.


Nero played while...

[luv2Blicked]

....we all danced.


There's no fool like........

[bosoxfan]

....we all danced.


There's no fool like........
George Bush


People in glass houses

[~Orpheus~]

George Bush


People in glass houses

Make great pornos.


We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are...

[luv2Blicked]

Politically correct.

What you don't know.......

[YoungDaddyDom]

is nothing because you're the great and powerful Oz.....

We stand on the threshold of....

[bosoxfan]

Politically correct.

What you don't know.......
I could write a book with


loose lips......................HEHEHEHEHE

[luv2Blicked]

.....do not a fun time make.


Look before you......

[~Orpheus~]

.....do not a fun time make.


Look before you......

...Stick your pecker in that thing.


Every action has an equal and opposite...

[luv2Blicked]

....side to the story.


Never look a gift horse.........

[~Orpheus~]

....side to the story.


Never look a gift horse.........


In it's ass.


Always look on the bright...

[chuck_b1127]

Kids as easy to beat up



4 score and...

[luv2Blicked]

and 3 can't get the time of day.

Nothing ventured......

[bosoxfan]

is worth doing.


I am sick

[luv2Blicked]

and a little twisted.

Old soldiers never die, they.......

[bosoxfan]

drink till they wish they were


dont look a gift horse

[luv2Blicked]

in the eyes.

Practice what you......

[bosoxfan]

play with


never eat

[luv2Blicked]

before you get on a rollercoaster.


Rain rain go away......

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Green Eggs and Ham!


He don't plant taters, he don't plant cotton;
an' them what plants 'em

Ole Man River Oscar Hammerstein !!.

[luv2Blicked]

always smell rotten.

Strike while the iron......

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly;
I gotta love

[luv2Blicked]

and you have to clean the fishtank and the birdcage.


If a tree falls in the forest.......

[bug24]

...an angel gets it's wings.


An apple a day...

[krissy'shot]

...an angel gets it's wings.


An apple a day...
gets the worms...

Pe:excited:ple in Glass Houses....:cool:

[luv2Blicked]

....should make sure they're wearing something

Cleanliness is........

[bug24]

a waste of time and energy.

Early to bed, early to rise...

[luv2Blicked]

makes me a very happy camper.

I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats.......

[bug24]

paint thinner, I'm poppin' and sailin' man! Poot poot!

Andy Richter controls the....

[krissy'shot]

paint thinner, I'm poppin' and sailin' man! Poot poot!

Andy Richter controls the....
strings that move Conan.

I just need a little peace and....

[vincenzz]

strings that move Conan.

I just need a little peace and....

a piece that's wet.


All's well that ...

[bug24]

...escapes Hell.

So much blood on my....

[bosoxfan]

Dick why didnt you tell me you were on the rag!!!


FUCK

[Ave Angelus]

...the child proof caps on pill bottles.

If we are to better the future...

[~Orpheus~]

...the child proof caps on pill bottles.

If we are to better the future...

...Being on your knees is a good place to start.


Do unto others...

[Ave Angelus]

...whatever makes you happy

I cannot consistently, with self respect, do other than...

[krissy'shot]

...Being on your knees is a good place to start.


Do unto others...

...before they know what hit them.:excited:



The hand that rocks the cradle...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

The hand that rocks the cradle still can't stop a colicky baby from screaming.

Blessed are the poor in Spirit; for theirs . . .


Matthew 5:3

[bug24]

...sob stories draw more attention at the bar.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a....

[Incubus]

tequila shot away.


Tonight, we dine in...

[Ave Angelus]

...cannibal style

So long as we have enough people in...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

a greasy spoon out by the interstate.



Blessed are those who mourn;

For they shall

Matthew 5:4

[bug24]

...not be suspected in the murder.

Absence makes the heart grow...

[Ave Angelus]

...enormously

A man who stands for nothing...

[~Orpheus~]

...enormously

A man who stands for nothing...

...Has more time on his hands for the naughty stuff.


If at first you don't succeed...

[Ave Angelus]

...cheat

We too often bind ourselves by authorities rather than...

[~Orpheus~]

...cheat

We too often bind ourselves by authorities rather than...

...Binding each other in some sort of kinky sex ritual.


Don't bite the hand...

[Ave Angelus]

...that strokes you

Bourgeois class domination is...

[~Orpheus~]

...that strokes you

Bourgeois class domination is...

...only fun on the weekends.


I have a dream...

[Ave Angelus]

...I dream of Genii

It's only when we have nothing else to hold onto that...

[~Orpheus~]

...I dream of Genii

It's only when we have nothing else to hold onto that...


...The reverse cowgirl position comes into play.


If I had a dollar for everytime...

[bug24]

...I'd have a nickel and a dime.

When in Rome, do as the...

[Ave Angelus]

...centurions do

A community is democratic only when...

[~Orpheus~]

...centurions do

A community is democratic only when...

...The opposition has been crushed.


Why put it off till tomorrow when you can do it...

[Ave Angelus]

...three weeks from now

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a...

[bug24]

...is only gay if they push back.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

[krissy'shot]

...is only gay if they push back.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...

give him your shake a & he's a friend for life.

Loose lips...
:excited:

[~Orpheus~]

give him your shake a & he's a friend for life.

Loose lips...

:excited:


...Can make for a very exciting evening.


When in doubt...

[Ave Angelus]

...make it up

For evil to flourish, it only requires good...

[bug24]

...timing.

Blood is thicker than...

[Ave Angelus]

...liquid nitrogen

Humour is the weapon of unarmed...

[~Orpheus~]

...liquid nitrogen

Humour is the weapon of unarmed...

...Drunken hillbillies.


You can't teach an old dog...

[Ave Angelus]

...to stop gumming the postman

Conquerors never, never conquer a nation to bring...

[~Orpheus~]

...to stop gumming the postman

Conquerors never, never conquer a nation to bring...

...Cheetos and beer.


How many licks does it take...

[Ave Angelus]

...to stick a stamp?

It is only human supremacy...

[bug24]

...to get a chick off.

If a single member of a family eats, the whole family will...

[Ave Angelus]

...party like it's 1999

Freedom is coming to mean little more than...

[~Orpheus~]

...party like it's 1999

Freedom is coming to mean little more than...

...Cumming like any other time.


Beauty is in the eye of...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Beauty is in the eye of the dumb bitch who thinks she's beautiful!

Blessed are the meek;
For they shall . . .

Luke 5:5

[Ave Angelus]

...take over the earth come hell fire or damnation

He who puts out his hand to stop the wheel of history will have...

[~Orpheus~]

...take over the earth come hell fire or damnation

He who puts out his hand to stop the wheel of history will have...

Calluses and blisters, like he was in some sort of Fist of Fury contest.


Tomorrow, tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in it's petty pace from...

[Ave Angelus]

...under the bed

Trust is to human relationships what...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

faith is to demonic.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness;
For they shall

Luke 5:6

[~Orpheus~]

faith is to demonic.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness;
For they shall

Luke 5:6

Sit and wait while I do the dirty deeds.

The meek shall inherit...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

The meek shall inherit what's left of the earth after the greedy destroy it.

Blessed are the merciful, for they shall . . .

Luke 5:7

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...never feel the guilt of mercilessly beating a child.

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to...

[~Orpheus~]

The meek shall inherit what's left of the earth after the greedy destroy it.

Blessed are the merciful, for they shall . . .

Luke 5:7

...Suffer under my wrath.


Behold, the pale horse, and upon him sat...

[Ave Angelus]

...Lady Godiva

We were like heroes, to stand there and...

[~Orpheus~]

...Lady Godiva

We were like heroes, to stand there and...


...start feverishly masturbating.


Once upon a time...

[Ave Angelus]

...the end

There is no way to...

[~Orpheus~]

...the end

There is no way to...

...get all those stains out at once.


Stimpy, you...

[Ave Angelus]

...fail at being a centurion

I've been a very effective leader in the gay...

[~Orpheus~]

...fail at being a centurion

I've been a very effective leader in the gay...

...Squadron of cheese doodlers.


The buck stops...

[Ave Angelus]

...with you

I always feel the movement...

[~Orpheus~]

...with you

I always feel the movement...

...Under me and on top of me.

Screaming like a...

[Ave Angelus]

...grandmother on her third orgasm

The argument of the broken window pane...

[~Orpheus~]

...grandmother on her third orgasm

The argument of the broken window pane...

...results in great make-up sex.


Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow...

[Ave Angelus]

...you may regret who you bring home tonight

With enough courage, you can do without a...

[luv2Blicked]

.......26er of booze.


He who hesitates......

[~Orpheus~]

.......26er of booze.


He who hesitates......

...Ends up bopping the bologna later.


We shall defend our island, whatever...

[Ave Angelus]

...sexual position our enemy prefers

Don't think he knows about second...

[~Orpheus~]

...sexual position our enemy prefers

Don't think he knows about second...

...helpings, often times better than the first.


There's whiskey in the...

[Ave Angelus]

...cupboard, go pour me three fingers

I see no...

[~Orpheus~]

...cupboard, go pour me three fingers

I see no...

...reason why we just can't finish off the whole bottle.


We came, we saw, we...

[Ave Angelus]

...left the wet spot

The last man standing wins...

[~Orpheus~]

...left the wet spot

The last man standing wins...

...an assault on her rear.


To the victor goes...

[Ave Angelus]

...Victoria

If your toes curl during sex...

[~Orpheus~]

...Victoria

If your toes curl during sex...

...you stand the chance of a toe cramp.


Moaning and groaning leads to...

[Ave Angelus]

...many happy oh's

I wouldn't mind shafting if it meant...

[~Orpheus~]

...many happy oh's

I wouldn't mind shafting if it meant...

...Your next promotion? ;)

Those who are shameless...

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...have the best stories.

A bad workman blames his...

[Ave Angelus]

...employees

The only thing necessary for the triump of evil is for good men...

[luv2Blicked]

....to go bad.

The way to a man's heart.......