WHAT'S YOUR PORN NAME?

[bunny hunter]

mine is Bunny Hunter..hence my name. work yours out and post it.


what you do is take the first name of your fisrt pet..
(mine was buuny cos it was a rabbit)

now take your mothers maiden name...
(mine was hunter)

add them together and you have your porn name.
(Bunny Hunter)

[Suze3221]

Ermmm, Jamie Marshall? Great porn name. Almost as good as my user name...:rolleyes:

[bunny hunter]

you called your first pet jamie? what did you have?

[Suze3221]

you called your first pet jamie? what did you have?

A Shih Zhu. Little snappy bastard. Hated it and still have the scars!...

[bunny hunter]

would have been better if you called it rocky, lol.

[smcaaphd]

Mine would be ''You Little Fucking Bastard McQuire'' - my first pet was a hamster whose sole purpose in life was run on his wheel at night, keeping me awake, breaking out of his cell - oh, cage sorry - and lying curled up in his bedding only when you wanted to change it for new, when he'd sink his bloody sharp teeth clear through the skin and hold on tight!! Who knew it was nigh on impossible to bash a hamster against the wall to free yourself from it's death like grip? Not I!!

[lovepussylicking]

Ritchie Burns

[SilverLycan]

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Goddammit... Why do get this fucking gay name!

Zeus Monzano....


Goddammit...

I prefer the one where you take the name of your pet and the name of the street you first lived on.

Zeus Horncastle!!! Fuck yeah!

[Suze3221]

Mine would be ''You Little Fucking Bastard McQuire'' - my first pet was a hamster whose sole purpose in life was run on his wheel at night, keeping me awake, breaking out of his cell - oh, cage sorry - and lying curled up in his bedding only when you wanted to change it for new, when he'd sink his bloody sharp teeth clear through the skin and hold on tight!! Who knew it was nigh on impossible to bash a hamster against the wall to free yourself from it's death like grip? Not I!!

Hamster murderer! :( Me too though, i once bashed one to death with a mop when it got behind my freezer and chewed through the cables...:eek: Ok, maybe I didn't kill it but it sure had a sore head... Oh, yeh and it'd put it's back legs on the plastic base of it's cage and piss through the bars onto my curtains. Smelly little bastard!

[lovepussylicking]

in that case, if it is the name of street, I like my name even better!

Ritchie Fairbourne

[vanilla vixen]

Lol, Silver! I like the street name better too....in that case I would be Pandora Crocker

Otherwise Pandora Fournier

[Suze3221]

I'd be Jamie Hawkhill, still shite...:( Sounds like I should have an 80's style hairy, 10 inch cock...

[smcaaphd]

If we're now going with streetnames as surnames I fail soo miserably on both counts ''You Little Fucking Bastard Highstreet'' Where's the horn in that? :mad:

[Bukkake Bunny]

I appreciate everyone in this thread sharing their mother's maiden name with the world.

Really sharp.

*EDIT*

Bunny Hunter, your nick makes me slightly uncomfortable. >.>

[Suze3221]

I appreciate everyone in this thread sharing their mother's maiden name with the world.

Really sharp.

*EDIT*

Bunny Hunter, your nick makes me slightly uncomfortable. >.>

Why? You think some nut job'll be able to track us down? Now address, phone number maybe but think it'd take Miss Marple a while to get us with that info...Now she's sharp...

[bug24]

They call me Head Fuck, because I fuck 'em with my cone-shaped head.

[SilverLycan]

Bunny, do you all know how many Monzanos there are in the world?

[Suze3221]

They call me Head Fuck, because I fuck 'em with my cone-shaped head.

But you told me you were a virgin...:(

[bug24]

But you told me you were a virgin...:(
My genital socket has never been touched, but my head is always in the gutter, so to speak.

[SilverLycan]

Ha! Classic Bug!!!!!!!

[iron horse]

Onehung Lo , son of Sumcunt.
The Chinese version

[SilverLycan]

Also, Sum Dum Cunt!

[iron horse]

The amount of cream is determined by the length of the beam

[RedRain4]

Ok got a question, wat do u do if u have never had a pet?:confused:

SO then so if I went with tha street name and tha maiden name mine would be

Black Fernwood?:confused: That sounds like a tree!!!!
aww great:(:confused::(

[can i be your sex kitten]

snooper williams. that name sucks!!! snooper, what girl has a name like snooper??? street name would be snooper lewis. they both suck!!

[ghostwriter59]

Tramp McCloud...lmao

[iron horse]

Ok
Dog and street
Plum Osborne

Fuckit Iron Horse sounds better

[sullygom]

Watling Street Road Sibbering:cool:

[CasaDan]

Well.. if we go by the original of being your first pet and maiden name...

Mine would be something like Cat Montroy

However, if we go based off of one of your pets and a street name, then mine would be: Riley Sundance (which totally sounds gay if you ask me XD)

[Bukkake Bunny]

I could do pet and street name and come up with a couple good ones.

I always liked Bogey Broughton, though Bogey Keller works as well.

That's Bogey as in Humphrey Bogart, by the way.

[Mr Shade]

Flopsy Court

I'm not so sure that's a great male porn star name...%-)

[Amenti]

Pet/Maiden name

Dog E Barton

Pet/Street name

Dog E Cloud

[bunny hunter]

lmao some of these posts are class!!!!

[cumdrinker70]

Ok pet and mothers maiden name is....

Flopsy Shepherd

and pet and street name is....

Flopsy Imperial

Hmmmmm not sure either of them are anything to shout about to be honest

[makemetakeit]

First pet + mother's maiden name

Peanuts Deneuve

Pet name + street name

Flaubert Woodlea


Somehow neither of those strikes me as having real marquis appeal.

[Stoner_man]

Dick Hoes

[heffer]

bukey shwaiker
buh-key sh-why-ker
anddddd
bukey douglas

[Danyboy360]

Jet Cortez :cool: has a nice ring to it

[bunny hunter]

stoner man is winning so far i think ...dick hoes, now thats a porn name lol.

[Kool_Madness]

Dickem Downtown and Ram Deep

[LORCO]

my porno name is LORCO, KEENG OF COCK!!

[blacklabeldave]

Snowball Williams

[Katydid69]

Janus Smythe-Barton

[luv2Blicked]

HA.......Kitty Pretty

[Old Man]

Should that read Pretty Kitty? :excited:

[Lookn4awillin1]

Pet & Street, Nicky Nicewood

[Chief 117]

Mine would be Rusty Harris o_O

[bug24]

Coke Beard

[tek9]

mine is T-bone Marshall

[bunny hunter]

some good names so far lol

[MCskittles]

cinnamon sage. lamest porn name since rupert: the one inch wonder.

[hotinvabeach]

Timmy Sherrer.

[G_pal80]

John Fistikis

[Blitz74]

Oscar Fortini..... That sounds like some sort of serial killer's name....

[Empress Lainie]

Queen Anne on LiveJasmin dot com.

[jfrique]

well on the original Q... pet and maiden name

Spazoid massey...lol

[bug24]

Baby Fark McGee Zaks

[bunny hunter]

well on the original Q... pet and maiden name

Spazoid massey...lol


lol this one is good

[suri]

I got Woody Breakspear...bahaha that sounds like a man:rolleyes:

I think I'll stick with Suri Cruz;)

[suri]

cinnamon sage. lamest porn name since rupert: the one inch wonder.

I like Cinnamon Sage....I would use that;)

[nate_dawg42]

Jake Byrd...lol

I was always told you had to use your middle name plus the street name where you grew up...

[suri]

Jake Byrd...lol

I was always told you had to use your middle name plus the street name where you grew up...

That's the way we did it when I was younger Nate....except it was to figure out your soap opera name.

[Empress Lainie]

I forgot to say that I am a porn stripper and actress there. (For money!)

[Igor]

Jerome Featherstone-Howe

[bug24]

Battle Tank the Donkey Stank

[Doom444]

Mike Litoris =]

[Whitey44]

Sherman Squirmin :confused:

[bug24]

Jacob the Beagle Raper

[Crow46]

Mines Sound like a Fuckin Tranny :(
sarah Mclean

or

sarah place :(


fucking tranny :(

[Crow46]

the one inch wonder.

Thats funny as fuck!

hahahahahaha :)

[caracol101]

Butch Johnson

[Jessicat]

Goldie Ryan :P

[bug24]

The Strait-6 Hotrod

[stevieman]

no way i've got a girlie 1 ........toots reid :mad: i wanna be known as steve dangler now thats a name :cool:

[Rumpleforeskin]

Christopher Camron

[ChinaGirl]

lets see.

First Pets name was Kiko
and my mothers maiden name was Zhang.

Kiko Zhang.

Thats not bad i guess :P

[talkisgood]

chico torres

[Crosswalker]

Tiger Busby

[pegasus09]

starsky bonham

[Seraphiel]

im gonna go with street name

in which case its "Spinner Omega"

[richief]

CM49 Edwards for some reason i cannot remember we had a cat called CM49, go figure!:excited:

[MaryBethBoobs]

mine is Frisky Farland

[llama36]

Ziggy Ward

-not bad

[sexylexie]

My dog's name is Soapy and I was adopted by some dork who couldn't get a wife so I don't have a mom/her maiden name, so I guess it's just Soapy. That's a pretty good one: Soapy :excited:.

[lorom]

Aftersunmaster

[lettinemhavit]

Ben Hard

[Drakeson]

Drake Diamond

[lettinemhavit]

Bigg O. Nutt

[Peace1892]

Tommy reed?

aww man thats not cool

[The_Lioness]

if I took my first pets name and my moms maiden name it doesnt make sense.

Boots Pierner

[talkisgood]

buster torres

[Kendokid]

Hammy Herrington

[cijababe]

Jake Byrd...lol

I was always told you had to use your middle name plus the street name where you grew up...
LOL that would be Jane James

Originally Mary-Ellen Harris - ooo or Ginger Harris LMAO

[cijababe]

Drake Diamond
O that's a good one!

[Drakeson]

O that's a good one!


Diamond is just a porn name in its own

[chvcolorado]

lucky donoghue

[Daddio]

Daddio

[anon y mouse]

CINDYELLA

[lettinemhavit]

Nipples

[83fordify]

Todd the Rod

[crazyazaindian]

lion stillwell

[sssid]

this is weird ok

sandy dyke!!!

rofl

:excited::excited::excited::excited:

[TomConCon]

Rocky Smith

[fanofrenee]

Alfred Bitchcock

[SkoolGirl]

Goldie Thomas

[Ryno657]

Jamie Wilson or
Jamie Rancheria (street I grew up on)

[lettinemhavit]

George Bush

[bunny hunter]

lmao some of these names are classic, im sure well see some of these names appearing in porn movies soon.

:excited:

[Pussy Patrol]

Percy Thrustpecker

[SuperSwamper148]

DOG MILLER ;)

[TakeTheTime1990]

My version is slightly different in that it's the street name, nonetheless:

My version - Sutty Grayswood
Your version - Sutty Smitton

Why does that damn cat always come back to bite me in the ass?

[goodlicker]

goodlicker--love eating pussy and ass yum!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xilion]

My first pet was a big Belgian Shepherd named Lextor (I kid you not, so this name comes in handy)

As for my mother's maiden name: vanderMeer

So that'd make Lextor vanderMeer... kinda sexy O_o

[pussy in boots]

mine would be LADY WHITE with mothers maiden name LADY 8TH with street name

[Xilion]

mine would be LADY WHITE with mothers maiden name LADY 8TH with street name

Lady white sounds like a sophisticated porn actress... from the Honey Wilder era... nice name :p

[LORCO]

I AM LORCO, KEENG OF COCK!!

[glorusek]

Raven Riley

[KingOfRejects]

White Lightning....because I strike hard and fast and you never see me cumming

[DLGBLG]

Lilly Powell

had to use the street because the other way would have been worse lol

[arizona1664]

Percy Smith.....mmm..thats never gonna work!

[cijababe]

Percy Smith.....mmm..thats never gonna work!

A rose by any other name..... :rose::kiss::rose:

[scotsmitch2001]

first pet and street?...would be...Sooty Lancaster
mums maiden name?
Sooty Newman

[scotsmitch2001]

Lilly Powell

had to use the street because the other way would have been worse lol
tell us
tell us
tell us :rolleyes:

[arizona1664]

A rose by any other name..... :rose::kiss::rose:



awww..sweet babes!!!!

[cijababe]

Mary-Ellen West?

[arizona1664]

yee hah!!!

(Mary Ellen???what pet was that??)

[cijababe]

She was a cat - very cute, got very large when she was older. black with white socks and tip to her tail - and a 'bikini' when she laid on her back.....

[arizona1664]

awww...sweet!!!

[DLGBLG]

Ok Scots...

Lilly Haney

(Yes, I am already aware there are a million ways to make fun of that name!)

[1labelho]

CUTE THREAD CIJA...."PUP CAKE HOLMAN" MY FIRST PUPPY WAS GIVEN TO WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD. I MISS YOU PUPCAKE.

............................
BUT IF I COULD CHOOSE IT WOULD BE ONE OF THESE

BROWNI SUGA

LICKIA PECKER

KIKI LUV COCKS

JEWCEE VAHJJ

SWEET CHEEKS

CUMILLA HARD

TIGHTINA ENDING

PEACHES

OKEMO TWATY

[BrandiDelicious]

Brandi is my stage name :cool: Brandi Delicious cause I squirt sweet juices that will last you a lifetime of memories.

[arizona1664]

oh my......:excited::excited:

[BrandiDelicious]

oh my......:excited::excited:

LOL

[arizona1664]

*waits with mouth akimbo...*;)

[50gratis]

Richard Burns!!

[Invercio]

Oh shit, I hope no one who knows me reads this: Iivo Isola. It's funny how it really sounds like a porn name, because of the alliteration and because Isola means like "place where there is something big".

But if I take the name of the first pet that was completely mine, and the first street name, then it's Alex Amaryllis (again alliteration :o).

[nicenick]

ashlynn brooke

[Naughtyangel]

Caramel Roy ;)

[cypheric]

Hot Rod

[cijababe]

Someone very close to me would be Sooty Nelson

[Silly Git]

embarrassingly it would be Candy Knight

[curiousgirl]

Mine is Ginger Cherry. I like that a lot.

[scubasteve0408]

charles shamrock

[cijababe]

embarrassingly it would be Candy Knight

Mine is Ginger Cherry. I like that a lot.:excited:

[Saya91]

shadow dubre

[CelticMichaela]

Pet & Street:

Milo Heathercrest

Pet & Mother's Maiden Name:

Milo Dunker

[hotone103]

hmmm going to have to use a pet name as well.. Lacey Doeswell lol.. i dunno