Create a Story (one sentence at a time)

[mesosmoker]

Here's how it works. The first person will write out one sentence. The next person will continue the story with a sentence of their own. And so on and so forth. Once the story has ended, someone can start of the next story with a sentence of theirs.

Here goes,

Mesosmoker had to take a major piss.

[PatronofPorn]

There is already a game thread for this.. yep found it. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=83432&highlight=sentence+time

[mesosmoker]

Just goes to show I should have searched to see if it had been done. Guess we'll just let this die a miserable death. Unless someone wishes to continue it

[bug24]

so Mesomaker went, but he found that he had accidentally walked into the women's room and he just heard the doorknob turn

[mesosmoker]

He madly looks everywhere for a place to hide

[dragonflyjames]

As he looked franticly about the room,He spotted a vented door,he could just make it if it was unlocked!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Using his amazing telekinetic powers, he became gaseous and passed through the vents.

[bug24]

The plump older women, who was at the door, stepped into the bathroom and smelt the fumes of the gaseous Mesomaker as he left and said, "Oh lawdy! What do some people eat!?"

[Yemlek]

But that is not why the plump older lady was in the bathroom, quickly roots of flesh and tendons of rubbery veins and tissue spring forth from a thousand pores in her body as she starts to make the bathroom her cocoon.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

A parasitic wasp stung here and destroyed all pain receptors, which was fortunate, since it then laid its eggs inside her and the larvae devoured her before she died.

[bug24]

And that is the story of how I was conceived. On the day my mother gave, I came out as an insect.

[Nasty Boy]

Landing on a table, looking for a snack, I look around and suddenly realize a fly swatter is bearing down on me, I try to move, I jump into the ai........

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

He got swatted. The end.

[bpocock]

And then I pooped.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

But he couldn't pop!

[Andreamedis]

As he sat there wondering what to do, a beautiful goddess appeared, and told him she would grant him one wish, on the condition that he didn't wish for something stupid.

[gman001]

As he sat there wondering what to do, a beautiful goddess appeared, and told him she would grant him one wish, on the condition that he didn't wish for something stupid.

OK he said give me a day to think about it please.

[Andreamedis]

"Fair enough," the goddess answered, "you have 24 hours, but you must make your wish by then, so until then, I shall remain by your side until you either make your wish, or the 24 hours expires."

[seeminglysatisfied]

Aand so the 24 hours drew near, and the little fly had an epiphany. I will wish to have been a fly the size of a house. Then when the swatter hit me, I would look about carelessly and wonder aloud, "Damn, is there a human in the room? I thought I felt a pinch. Hmmm...Whoops", the fly exclaimed as he squashed the human beneath his hard external skeleton.

He peeled the human off of himself and inflated the poor guy with a huge straw like in those cartoons....:)