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splodge
04-24-2009, 05:48 PM
what two items most freak out the shop assistant if you buy them and only them?

my contribution...


A pregnancy test and a single wire coat hanger

Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:02 PM
laxatives and sleeping pills

ShakeZula
04-24-2009, 07:09 PM
An extra large bottle of Astroglide and a medium-sized pineapple.

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Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:13 PM
A taser and a bottle of vicodin

Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:20 PM
a stool and a coil of rope. to add to the fun, ask her if she knows how to tie a noose.

Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:21 PM
Baby formula and rat poison

Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:22 PM
Crutches and running shoes

splodge
04-24-2009, 07:23 PM
A guide to the woodland walks of bridgend, and a rope

Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:24 PM
Crazy glue and a butt plug

Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:25 PM
A training bra and a pack of condoms. :shock:









its only a joke people, loosen up :rolleyes:

Incubus
04-24-2009, 07:31 PM
honey and insect repellent. (now that's just confusing)

splodge
04-24-2009, 07:32 PM
car bonet and some wire cutters

splodge
04-24-2009, 08:35 PM
Rohypnol and a balaclava

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:03 PM
A couple bags of ice and magnum condoms

blupwr
04-24-2009, 11:04 PM
bag of cat food and box of condoms

dragonflyjames
04-24-2009, 11:10 PM
Roadside Flares and a gallon of Kerosene

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:15 PM
chainsaw and a roll of duct tape

blupwr
04-24-2009, 11:28 PM
a knife and bandages

blupwr
04-24-2009, 11:29 PM
a chair and rope

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:30 PM
some bleach and a funnel

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:33 PM
a nixon mask and some handcuffs

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:34 PM
chicken and some watermelon

blupwr
04-24-2009, 11:37 PM
chicken and some watermelon

have you not heard of black ppl.ha ha ha

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:38 PM
a dogcage and some liquid nitrogen

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:43 PM
have you not heard of black ppl.ha ha ha

still gets that look from people in a rich area...

some butter and a baseball bat

splodge
04-24-2009, 11:53 PM
a hamster and duct tape...

blupwr
04-24-2009, 11:55 PM
still gets that look from people in a rich area...


you mean the,please dont rob me look.


candy and duck tape.

seeminglysatisfied
04-24-2009, 11:59 PM
you mean the,please dont rob me look.


candy and duck tape.

yeah, that look..:cool:


handcuffs and a douche

splodge
04-24-2009, 11:59 PM
barbed wire and a dildo...

seeminglysatisfied
04-25-2009, 12:03 AM
police uniform and a goat

bug24
04-25-2009, 12:05 AM
A Nutterbutter and the book, How To Rob Stores With Deadly Force by Jack C. McIlvaine

splodge
04-25-2009, 12:10 AM
a copy of the koran and a big rucksack

AZRIEL
04-25-2009, 02:54 AM
A training bra and a pack of condoms. :shock:
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seeminglysatisfied
04-25-2009, 03:29 AM
a crucifix and 'the Exorcist' movie

Nasty Boy
04-25-2009, 03:51 AM
condoms mouse traps

seeminglysatisfied
04-25-2009, 04:19 AM
bag of ice, book on "Anatomy"

Nasty Boy
04-25-2009, 04:20 AM
I must admit, I have read some funny things on this site, but this one had a few that really, did make me chuckle out loud..

super glue and a butt plug really cracked me up..

hotinvabeach
04-25-2009, 04:22 AM
A gun and one bullet

Wheelz1769
04-25-2009, 09:09 AM
rope and duck tape Then act like your on the phone and say something about picking her up

Fluffy McNoo
04-25-2009, 09:26 AM
A fully automatic rifle with plenty of ammo, and a map of the local area.

(Making sure to politely ask the shop assistant to ring around the nearest schools and shopping malls on the map, before I leave.)

Or, a guide on how to fly a plane, and a tourist brochure on famous skyscrapers.

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)

Incubus
04-25-2009, 01:59 PM
a kitten and a box of matches. at the counter request a paper bag.

a buther's knife and a ski mask

binoculars and a nude beach map/guide

hot sauce and a pacipher

splodge
04-25-2009, 03:52 PM
a condom and a pin

seeminglysatisfied
04-25-2009, 04:43 PM
a car battery and nipple clamps.


a razor blade and a mirror


a samurai sword and a blindfold


a gas can and a book of matches. Ask the shopkeeper where the nearest gas station is.


A box of nails and a Jason mask


a saw, and some caution tape

bug24
04-25-2009, 06:57 PM
Come up to the clerk empty-handed and just sit there staring at him/her.

splodge
04-25-2009, 09:38 PM
a gerbil and a blender

bug24
04-25-2009, 09:58 PM
Two armed gunmen.

heffer
04-25-2009, 11:32 PM
anal lube and grapes. OR baby food and a microwave. Set it up and show the clerk how you're "going to catch that crawling SOB"

danielpatey
04-26-2009, 12:39 AM
KY jelly and a watermelon

LonelyBigGuy
04-26-2009, 12:43 AM
walk up to the counter at victoria's secret with matching thong and bra, and ask if they come in childrens sizes (have heard from someone who did this as a joke that it gets you kicked out)

blacklabeldave
04-26-2009, 12:47 AM
Condoms and a cheese grater.

splodge
04-26-2009, 12:57 AM
nipple tassles and a stapler

krissy'shot
04-26-2009, 01:11 AM
orajel and bourbon~explain that you 'have to have a backup plan'.

Nasty Boy
04-26-2009, 01:37 AM
Ben gay and a jock strap

Andreamedis
09-19-2009, 03:10 PM
Cyanide and a can of almonds

SexyDave69
09-19-2009, 03:31 PM
astroglide and a cucumber during the busiest part of the day

seeminglysatisfied
09-19-2009, 07:30 PM
A pair of jumper cables, a car battery and some sleeping pills:eek:

Fluffy McNoo
09-21-2009, 05:02 PM
A book on "UFO abductions" and a shotgun. For added effect, turn up at the checkout wearing a tinfoil hat, and babbling something about "this time - no more anal probes!"

A Swiss army knife, and a book on "how to perform a circumcision".

A hockey mask, and a machete. For added effect, place the hockey mask over your face. Without paying for it. Then pick up the machete, and stride purposefully out of the store.

During an upcoming presidential visit, a book on "JFK and other famous presidential assassinations." and a map of the motorcade route.

Drain cleaning fluid, and a bottle of whiskey.

A book on car braking systems, and a set of heavy duty wire cutters. Mumble something under your breath about "Fire ME, would you..!?"

The book "Lolita", and a map of the local area. Ask for them to ring around any schools, and wink lecherously at them as you leave.

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)

Andreamedis
09-27-2009, 01:28 PM
Considering the time of year... Apples and razor blades. For added effect, say "I just LOVE Halloween, don't you?"

EricCaesar
09-27-2009, 07:05 PM
Saran Wrap and Wet Cat Food

submissivet09
09-27-2009, 07:26 PM
butchers knife and beginers guide to canabalism book

seeminglysatisfied
09-27-2009, 11:12 PM
Magnum condoms, a gallon of bleach, a small funnel, and some trash bags

HardHead
09-27-2009, 11:26 PM
Bible and lotion.

Cucumber and a suppository.

seeminglysatisfied
09-27-2009, 11:27 PM
10 pounds of butter, a microwave and a turkey baster

chunky
09-28-2009, 01:53 AM
KY gel, a spade and a crowbar.

seeminglysatisfied
09-28-2009, 02:39 AM
a shotgun, the game of "life", and a goldfish

sexylexie
09-28-2009, 03:10 AM
You'd have to be a fat person for this to be funny, but a slip'nslide and coco-butter.

seeminglysatisfied
09-28-2009, 03:27 AM
a hacksaw, a blindfold, and a pregnancy test:eek:
...maybe some ice too
...and i know its sick
:cool:

seeminglysatisfied
10-09-2009, 12:47 AM
shotgun
birdseed
and a camera:p

Formerly Yak
10-09-2009, 12:55 AM
the TV show [Scrubs] reference:

6 pack of beer,
Flaregun,
Condoms

Rinnie
10-09-2009, 02:49 AM
A gun and a survival guide for how to survive zombies.

seeminglysatisfied
10-10-2009, 01:55 AM
A gun
Bullets
A rubber chicken
And a frozen pizza

Formerly Yak
10-10-2009, 01:57 AM
a pack of Mentos candy,
a bottle of Diet Coke,
a box of condoms,
and a flare gun.

Drakeson
10-10-2009, 02:05 AM
blind fold and the imagination

seeminglysatisfied
10-10-2009, 02:08 AM
chocolate x-lax
brownie mix
a tablecloth
and making a reference or two to the shop assistant about "teaching those little rugrats a lesson" :eek:

urhatchetman
10-14-2009, 07:06 AM
chloroform and a hatchet

hemerroid cream and a large acorn squash

live trap and some preteen magazines

case of sleeping pills and two fifths of jack daniels

rags and gasoline and ask where you can find some empty bottles

ten bottles of nyquil and baby formula

Formerly Yak
10-14-2009, 07:10 AM
chloroform and a hatchet

hemerroid cream and a large acorn squash

live trap and some preteen magazines

case of sleeping pills and two fifths of jack daniels

rags and gasoline and ask where you can find some empty bottles

ten bottles of nyquil and baby formula
^ this one's hard to beat.

but.

a hatchet, duct tape, Men's Health magazine, a bag of ammonium nitrate fertilizer, a rabbit's foot keychain, matches, a single apple, cat food and a pack of Necco Wafers candy.

I'd say that "I'm just picking up some last minute party favors"

WhaWhaWha
10-14-2009, 07:24 AM
Bulk pack of razor blades and a big bag of apples. Particularly attention getting in October.

or

Clown Mask and Butcher Knife.


or

Chlorine Bleach and Ammonia (makes mustard gas)

urhatchetman
10-14-2009, 07:53 AM
cat fancy magazine and an economy size jar of vasaline.. must be done with an erection and a smile

Starsa
03-29-2013, 06:37 PM
Kids underwear and a video camera <.<

Yaztromo
03-29-2013, 07:31 PM
sleeping pills and duck tape

curiousscouser
03-31-2013, 09:30 PM
Puppy food and a 10" chef's knife.