The freak out the shop assistant game!

[splodge]

what two items most freak out the shop assistant if you buy them and only them?

my contribution...


A pregnancy test and a single wire coat hanger

[Incubus]

laxatives and sleeping pills

[ShakeZula]

An extra large bottle of Astroglide and a medium-sized pineapple.

-S-

[Incubus]

A taser and a bottle of vicodin

[Incubus]

a stool and a coil of rope. to add to the fun, ask her if she knows how to tie a noose.

[Incubus]

Baby formula and rat poison

[Incubus]

Crutches and running shoes

[splodge]

A guide to the woodland walks of bridgend, and a rope

[Incubus]

Crazy glue and a butt plug

[Incubus]

A training bra and a pack of condoms. :shock:









its only a joke people, loosen up :rolleyes:

[Incubus]

honey and insect repellent. (now that's just confusing)

[splodge]

car bonet and some wire cutters

[splodge]

Rohypnol and a balaclava

[seeminglysatisfied]

A couple bags of ice and magnum condoms

[blupwr]

bag of cat food and box of condoms

[dragonflyjames]

Roadside Flares and a gallon of Kerosene

[seeminglysatisfied]

chainsaw and a roll of duct tape

[blupwr]

a knife and bandages

[blupwr]

a chair and rope

[seeminglysatisfied]

some bleach and a funnel

[seeminglysatisfied]

a nixon mask and some handcuffs

[seeminglysatisfied]

chicken and some watermelon

[blupwr]

chicken and some watermelon

have you not heard of black ppl.ha ha ha

[seeminglysatisfied]

a dogcage and some liquid nitrogen

[seeminglysatisfied]

have you not heard of black ppl.ha ha ha

still gets that look from people in a rich area...

some butter and a baseball bat

[splodge]

a hamster and duct tape...

[blupwr]

still gets that look from people in a rich area...


you mean the,please dont rob me look.


candy and duck tape.

[seeminglysatisfied]

you mean the,please dont rob me look.


candy and duck tape.

yeah, that look..:cool:


handcuffs and a douche

[splodge]

barbed wire and a dildo...

[seeminglysatisfied]

police uniform and a goat

[bug24]

A Nutterbutter and the book, How To Rob Stores With Deadly Force by Jack C. McIlvaine

[splodge]

a copy of the koran and a big rucksack

[AZRIEL]

A training bra and a pack of condoms. :shock:
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[seeminglysatisfied]

a crucifix and 'the Exorcist' movie

[Nasty Boy]

condoms mouse traps

[seeminglysatisfied]

bag of ice, book on "Anatomy"

[Nasty Boy]

I must admit, I have read some funny things on this site, but this one had a few that really, did make me chuckle out loud..

super glue and a butt plug really cracked me up..

[hotinvabeach]

A gun and one bullet

[Wheelz1769]

rope and duck tape Then act like your on the phone and say something about picking her up

[Fluffy McNoo]

A fully automatic rifle with plenty of ammo, and a map of the local area.

(Making sure to politely ask the shop assistant to ring around the nearest schools and shopping malls on the map, before I leave.)

Or, a guide on how to fly a plane, and a tourist brochure on famous skyscrapers.

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)

[Incubus]

a kitten and a box of matches. at the counter request a paper bag.

a buther's knife and a ski mask

binoculars and a nude beach map/guide

hot sauce and a pacipher

[splodge]

a condom and a pin

[seeminglysatisfied]

a car battery and nipple clamps.


a razor blade and a mirror


a samurai sword and a blindfold


a gas can and a book of matches. Ask the shopkeeper where the nearest gas station is.


A box of nails and a Jason mask


a saw, and some caution tape

[bug24]

Come up to the clerk empty-handed and just sit there staring at him/her.

[splodge]

a gerbil and a blender

[bug24]

Two armed gunmen.

[heffer]

anal lube and grapes. OR baby food and a microwave. Set it up and show the clerk how you're "going to catch that crawling SOB"

[danielpatey]

KY jelly and a watermelon

[LonelyBigGuy]

walk up to the counter at victoria's secret with matching thong and bra, and ask if they come in childrens sizes (have heard from someone who did this as a joke that it gets you kicked out)

[blacklabeldave]

Condoms and a cheese grater.

[splodge]

nipple tassles and a stapler

[krissy'shot]

orajel and bourbon~explain that you 'have to have a backup plan'.

[Nasty Boy]

Ben gay and a jock strap

[Andreamedis]

Cyanide and a can of almonds

[SexyDave69]

astroglide and a cucumber during the busiest part of the day

[seeminglysatisfied]

A pair of jumper cables, a car battery and some sleeping pills:eek:

[Fluffy McNoo]

A book on "UFO abductions" and a shotgun. For added effect, turn up at the checkout wearing a tinfoil hat, and babbling something about "this time - no more anal probes!"

A Swiss army knife, and a book on "how to perform a circumcision".

A hockey mask, and a machete. For added effect, place the hockey mask over your face. Without paying for it. Then pick up the machete, and stride purposefully out of the store.

During an upcoming presidential visit, a book on "JFK and other famous presidential assassinations." and a map of the motorcade route.

Drain cleaning fluid, and a bottle of whiskey.

A book on car braking systems, and a set of heavy duty wire cutters. Mumble something under your breath about "Fire ME, would you..!?"

The book "Lolita", and a map of the local area. Ask for them to ring around any schools, and wink lecherously at them as you leave.

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)

[Andreamedis]

Considering the time of year... Apples and razor blades. For added effect, say "I just LOVE Halloween, don't you?"

[EricCaesar]

Saran Wrap and Wet Cat Food

[submissivet09]

butchers knife and beginers guide to canabalism book

[seeminglysatisfied]

Magnum condoms, a gallon of bleach, a small funnel, and some trash bags

[HardHead]

Bible and lotion.

Cucumber and a suppository.

[seeminglysatisfied]

10 pounds of butter, a microwave and a turkey baster

[chunky]

KY gel, a spade and a crowbar.

[seeminglysatisfied]

a shotgun, the game of "life", and a goldfish

[sexylexie]

You'd have to be a fat person for this to be funny, but a slip'nslide and coco-butter.

[seeminglysatisfied]

a hacksaw, a blindfold, and a pregnancy test:eek:
...maybe some ice too
...and i know its sick
:cool:

[seeminglysatisfied]

shotgun
birdseed
and a camera:p

[Formerly Yak]

the TV show [Scrubs] reference:

6 pack of beer,
Flaregun,
Condoms

[Rinnie]

A gun and a survival guide for how to survive zombies.

[seeminglysatisfied]

A gun
Bullets
A rubber chicken
And a frozen pizza

[Formerly Yak]

a pack of Mentos candy,
a bottle of Diet Coke,
a box of condoms,
and a flare gun.

[Drakeson]

blind fold and the imagination

[seeminglysatisfied]

chocolate x-lax
brownie mix
a tablecloth
and making a reference or two to the shop assistant about "teaching those little rugrats a lesson" :eek:

[urhatchetman]

chloroform and a hatchet

hemerroid cream and a large acorn squash

live trap and some preteen magazines

case of sleeping pills and two fifths of jack daniels

rags and gasoline and ask where you can find some empty bottles

ten bottles of nyquil and baby formula

[Formerly Yak]

chloroform and a hatchet

hemerroid cream and a large acorn squash

live trap and some preteen magazines

case of sleeping pills and two fifths of jack daniels

rags and gasoline and ask where you can find some empty bottles

ten bottles of nyquil and baby formula
^ this one's hard to beat.

but.

a hatchet, duct tape, Men's Health magazine, a bag of ammonium nitrate fertilizer, a rabbit's foot keychain, matches, a single apple, cat food and a pack of Necco Wafers candy.

I'd say that "I'm just picking up some last minute party favors"

[WhaWhaWha]

Bulk pack of razor blades and a big bag of apples. Particularly attention getting in October.

or

Clown Mask and Butcher Knife.


or

Chlorine Bleach and Ammonia (makes mustard gas)

[urhatchetman]

cat fancy magazine and an economy size jar of vasaline.. must be done with an erection and a smile

[Starsa]

Kids underwear and a video camera <.<

[Yaztromo]

sleeping pills and duck tape

[curiousscouser]

Puppy food and a 10" chef's knife.