Break Up With The Person Above You (GAME)

[bug24]

The rules are simple.


You must supply a reason.
You must be creative.
You have to be nice.

Go go!

[umpire2]

Bug, it really has been great, but we, after all, come from two different worlds---and I'm tired of having to polish your head.

[AZRIEL]

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[MCskittles]

Bug, it really has been great, but we, after all, come from two different worlds---and I'm tired of having to polish your head.
umpire, you're just to much man... or woman for me, and depending on your sex im either gay, straight, or a-sexual and achieve reproduction through budding. i love you.

hugs&&kisses
MC

[umpire2]

AZ----picture this: Me without YOU!

[BAKJ7]

Its not you its me. We can still be friends.

[Wheelz1769]

We should start seeing other people because things aren't working out between us.

[Nasty Boy]

This is not going to work this me and you.. you can do so much better, I am slowing you down...

[dragonflyjames]

It`s been real,and it`s been nice! But it has`nt been real nice!
It`s not any one thing,except for the fact your a Dude!
And your Nasty!

[MCskittles]

the only bug i have sex with is bug24, later biotch.
:)

[sxyslave]

Although we have been together for a very long time I now realize that my needs can no longer be met by just one person I'm sorry I just need to move on

[Suicidalcupcake]

It wasn't about last night it was great don't get me wrong your pinky was adventurous though which scared the shit outa me but hey it might float someone else's boat.... not mine....

[Bishop]

..your're a sucidal cupcake..apparently..

need i say more?

[Incubus]

:rolleyes: as if!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

A succubus beat you out; I'm sorry incubus.

[TiffanyAnne]

Sorry Rico, you're just too much man for me! I'm SOOOOOO SORRY!!!! ;-)

[Old Man]

I am leaving you are never home when I need you.

[TiffanyAnne]

That "bat" you keep swinging scares me so!! Oh, and the other bat you're holding in your hand, that scares me too!!! ;-)

[Old Man]

:eek: I have to say the bat I am holding the other hands scares me as well so we can both leave together. :excited:

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

And too male. Turn into a hot 54 year old female and maybe we can get back together.

[bar34]

carson ! ...

this is not working out !
you´re in the states , i´m in europe. and this platonic thing is just not working for me! i´ve found someone else!

sorry i had to do this in front of everybody on the forum !

[chukkles7]

You're too....mechanical, you machine, you. NTTAWWT.

[ShakeZula]

I never really loved you even though I told you I did for two years and after spending that time ignoring every one of your physical and emotional needs I'm going to flip it around and blame on you and accuse you of abandoning our child. Oh yeah, and get the fuck out.


Sounds about right. :(

-S-

[AZRIEL]

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[YoungDaddyDom]

It's not that I don't care about you as an angel of death....it's just that I feel if I stay with you a part of me will have to die.....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

You're a great guy, but two of us together is one dom and one male too many.

[smcaaphd]

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Rico - LEAVE THE DAMN SHEEP ALONE!!

I'm much sexier!! *wiggles bum* baa!! :(

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

But they're more cooperative than you.

[smcaaphd]

But - think about the ram-ifications if it ever got out!! :excited:

[Emily23XXX]

I use to enjoy it when you covered you body in things I could lick off, but you just don't do that anymore! My tongue needs something to lick!!!

[smcaaphd]

*bathes in honey* :( Am I too late? :(

[Emily23XXX]

I don't know, it might be better if we just moved on! I might be persuaded by a good tongueing!!! Then again I am a sucker for licking Honey off your body!!! **Lickkkkkkkk** :p

[smcaaphd]

I hereby faithfully promise in front of all the members on xnxx that I, smcaaphd will from this day hence douse my body regularly in honey so that Em will tempted to *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick* it off, until such time that she goes off honey, or goes off me *meep*

[Emily23XXX]

LOL, Well ........... Yeah, but we have to mix it up a bit, not just honey, other stuff will be fine! And I hope I'm not the only one that's doing the licking, I want some licking in return!!!:p

***Lick***:p

[smcaaphd]

My tongue - is forever at your service!!

*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*

Oh noes!! We derailed the thread by making up!! *covers you in cream* Oh, I could so give you a proper *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik*ing right about now!! :cool:

[Emily23XXX]

Screw derailing the thread!! This is about you and me getting back together now!!!:)

I so need a proper *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik*ing right about now!! :p

[smcaaphd]

Wahooooo!!

A word to our viewers:

Umm - this might take some time. Check back in a few hours and catch up on the news of Em and smc's momentous *liiiiiiiiiiiiick* fest!!

Now Emily, you sexy siren - where were we?

Ah yes, now I remember *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick* *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick* :p

[Circe]

*cries at rules* DO I HAAAVE TO? What person in their right mind would break up with her? =[

Mkay. IF I'm to follow the rules...

SMC, you are just too.... EWe.

(ps, my fingers are crossed. forgive me?)

[sullygom]

I don't know how to say this Circe, but I'm in love with TCL !!!:eek:

[ejls]

Oh Sully, while it's been a wild ride, I need wheels that are always inflated. Good bye, lover.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

So I cheered up. My mistake. Ciao!

[Nicky1]

cool game

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

So long; it's been good to know ya!

[bar34]

we´re done rico ...

we´re finished !!! don´t come running to my door !
it´s over ! stop stalking me !!!

;)

[ejls]

I'm sorry bar...there just seems to be this distance between us.

[talkisgood]

im not the same guy i used to be sorry sweety

[Wheelz1769]

It's been fun but I think we should go our seperate way now. Sorry.

[firefox291]

I've got the feeling that being next to you for such a long time has shrinked the size of my cock. It's either that or your pussy is getting too loose. Sorry babe, i'm going in pursuit of tighter horizons.

[smcaaphd]

The cock on your head doesn't count Dick!!

[PatronofPorn]

I've got the feeling that being next to you for such a long time has shrinked the size of my cock. It's either that or your pussy is getting too loose. Sorry babe, i'm going in pursuit of tighter horizons.

Get the gender right next time. :rolleyes:

The cock on your head doesn't count Dick!!

-sniffles- Gerbogia...it's over between us, we've been at the brink for a long time now..but what you did with those pygmy Polynesians, is the final act, one I can't forget or look past.

Never let us cross paths again!

[smcaaphd]

Haha!! No way am I letting EWE break up with ME!! I broke up with you before we even started going out!! When you said you had a goatie, I didn't know you meant you had a goat GLUED TO YOUR F#@KING CHIN!!

[Wheelz1769]

Smc, I love you and I'm sure that you know that but your sheep obsession, I feel, is coming between us. I'm sorry but could we still be friends?

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

This place just ain't big enough for two wheelchairs.

[ejls]

You're wise, you're funny, but it's time for you to roll along now, Rico.

[onenauhgtygirl29]

I'm sorry , but I'm afraid this is the end of the road. Please try to stay strong, these long distance relationships never work out.

[Emily23XXX]

Your just to naughty for me!!!! And I'm just a vanille kind of girl!!! This will be best for both of us!!!

[ejls]

This is so hard, but you are simply too much woman for me.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I love you, but I can't have you, so farewell!

[YoungDaddyDom]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/121806/lets-break-up.gif

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

So long, it's been good to know ya, . . . and I've gotta be rolling along!

[Emily23XXX]

Your just to much for me, and we can't go on like this!!! It's best if we just part ways!!!!

[styxx]

The reason I cannot stay with you any longer is...well, I found someone better, with a fantastic body, sleek and she just purrs.

She loves it when I put my foot on her. Allows me to lounge around inside her and does not mind when I flip the channels.

Yes, my car has replaced your affections.

Like that would ever happen!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

It's that damn boatman, Charon. He's always ruining things.

[bar34]

you don´t buy me stuff anymore, you don´t take me out, we never go anywhere, the sex is lausy, and you´re allways drunk when my mother comes to visit !

i want a divorce !

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

So's yer old man!

[bar34]

that is so tipical of you carson ... blaming it on my parent´s !

... and this the last time i´m waiting on you to arrive home from your poker nigth with good for nothing drunken friends !

you´ll ear from my loyer carson !

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Stuff it! I've put up with your nagging too long!

[bar34]

drunken insensitive bastard !

my friend´s warned me about U, and they were rigth althouth i always defended U ! i´ve spend a live time washing your clothes and cleaning up after you ! NO MORE !

i want my freedom Carson, you ear ... MY FREEDOM !

[ejls]

Oh darling, you know what they say about long distance relationships. Besides, my passport expired.

[Old Tool]

I tried, I really did . . . but when that hairy mole on your back started to look like a 3rd arm I knew it was the beginning of the end :( At least you can wave goodbye after you've turned your back on me.

btw, could it have killed you to scrape the plaque off of your toenails once in a while? :confused:

[blupwr]

sorry we had a good run but im straight now.hahahahalol:excited:

[bar34]

i´ve gone for a hard night´s work, come back, and you´re still online :-x ... you spend more time on that PC than U spend with me !

we´re done !

:excited:

[blupwr]

i´ve gone for a hard night´s work, come back, and you´re still online :-x ... you spend more time on that PC than U spend with me !

we´re done !

:excited:

ha haha. ur not enough for me anymore:excited:

[bar34]

i´m tired and off to bed ...

you´re sleeping in the sofa !!!

[blupwr]

no i aint sleepin on the sofa,u sleepin outside

[krissy'shot]

coz if you think i'm giving up with kingsized bed for someone with a name that makes me think of smurfs (sorry man, it does!) and get up that broke ass couch, you'z outta your mind man! i'm off to the stairs to the bed right now. Night all! :kiss:

[blupwr]

i only tell ppl my name if i know them.or get to know them
and i have a really nice couch so i win,i think:confused::excited:

[smcaaphd]

I like my men strong, commanding if you will. However, even your command of the English language is sadly lacking - therefore, I do declare, you are weak, too weak for me!!

Goodbye - I wish I could say ''it was good while it lasted'' but I've never been THAT big of a liar!!

[gingerbread]

Sorry. i thought you were a girl when we first started going out, what with the haircut. However I have just realised that it is very common for people in Alabama to have mullet hairstyles. Thank god we never done anything other than drink some hootch.

anyway we can we remain friends.

[smcaaphd]

Buh - buh - gingerpubes!! I umm - eeeugh!! Ginger pubes? You have GINGER pubes? It all fits now - the name, your location!!

Phew!! *wipes brow after VERY lucky ecscape!!* :kiss:

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sniff! Do I smell sheepdip? Phew!

[bar34]

now that i´ve used all your credit cards, spent all your money and got U broke ! ... i don´t need U anymore !

bye carson !

[ejls]

The distance - in miles, in our ages, in our language...I just can't do it anymore. Um, but can we have break-up sex first?

[blupwr]

look, i really like you but...i feel like you dont respect me as a man.
can we still be friends?

[Emily23XXX]

Oh Blupwr, Your cock is just to much for me, as much as I enjoy having sex with you, when it's over I can't walk straight for 3 days!!!

[blupwr]

your pussy is to tight for me, even tho i tried i just can't loosen it.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sorry, blue. You just can't replace my old hound, Blue. :cool:

[Jamie90]

well you know....ehm...you know I care for you rico, but you really flirt too much with the other girls....I´m sorry

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Well then; I guess this is the end, especially in light of your relationships with o;dtimer and plupowr.:(

[Jamie90]

oh I see so now it is my fault :eek:

[caracol101]

Jamie,
I am so sorry to do this by forum but Im afraid to tell you face to face. My ass still hurts and i really don't want to made your bitch again. Please don't stalk me and take care.

Caracol101

P.S. I sent you the hospital bill, since you shoved it in my ass I think you should have to help pay.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

You always were a sneak!:mad:

[bar34]

Does he wash up? Never wash up
Does he clean up? No, he never cleans up
Does he brush up? Never brushed up
He does nothing ... the boy does nothing


we´re done !!!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I'm sorry! I can't live in Portugal and you can't live here.8) Besides, we're both straight and the competition for women is just too great!:cool:

[Devil's Bastard]

Sorry pal, but I feel the need for pussy for a change. No hard feelings, 'twas fun while it lasted ;)

[krizlar]

ok ten

[Cinnamon]

sorry it will never work out.
your cock is way too huge for my sweet little delicate tight pussy. ;)

[bar34]

so i find out on an internet forum you´re seing carson !!!

you´re out of the house !!!

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

I told you before; it just won't work! 8)

[bar34]

carson you big slut !!!

no more ya ear !!!

[babyangel194]

bar34... i feel as if we rushed into things way too quickly, i mean we hardly even know each other! so im breaking up with you and yes the sex was AMAZING but this is just not for me. im not blaming it on you, im just gona blame it on the alcohol.... :( xxx

[bar34]

there´s just not room enough in this house for 2 angels !!!

i´m off finding myself a baby devil !

[babyangel194]

you must be mistaken my friend when you say there is not enough room for "2" angels in the house that means that i stay and you go cuz im the best angel there is! :)

so scoot your kaboose on out of here hehe :excited:

[ThorAbad]

She's not really an angel, she's a devil in the bedroom ;)

[babyangel194]

She's not really an angel, she's a devil in the bedroom ;)

shhhhhh hehe

[ThorAbad]

You're usually much louder when you cum, you keep waking the neighbours :kiss:

[babyangel194]

You're usually much louder when you cum, you keep waking the neighbours :kiss:

ok well its not my fault! you're the one who keeps sending me over the edge!!! ;)

[ThorAbad]

And you're the one who keeps begging me to fuck you harder and harder ;)

[babyangel194]

And you're the one who keeps begging me to fuck you harder and harder ;)

i cant help it!! you feel so fucking good in me! AHHHH

[ThorAbad]

And you don't feel too bad on me mmMmm

[babyangel194]

And you don't feel too bad on me mmMmm

oh forget it i cant break up with you!

*takes him by the hand and marches right back into our room ;)*

[Emily23XXX]

We haven't been together for very long but you're just to sweet and innocent for me!!!!! :)

[ElCasanova]

I am sorry, we have come to a point in the road, where my sexual needs are not met by you. I am going to have to drop you based on your sexual performance. You promised me a porn star/gymnast but gave me a rookie. I thank you for the time spent together, but it will just not work out anymore. Can we fuck one last time though, for the road?

[Emily23XXX]

A "rookie"??????? LOL, Ok I guess if that's what you want to call me!!! It's a good thing I never told you how many men I REALLY slept with!!!!! Maybe I didn't giving it my all with you or maybe you're the reason I prefer women over men!!!!!!:)

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sorry Em. You just can't compete with real women,:cool:

[babyangel194]

this is breaking my heart but rico... we r over :(

[ElCasanova]

I am very sorry, but it has to end. You were just a rebound girl. Emily23XXX is the one who really has my heart. So we are going to try again

[babyangel194]

i dont care! i was gona break up with you anyways cuz that one night of sex sucked!!!! so BYE

p.s. i faked it hahahahahahahahahaha

[Emily23XXX]

Were you faking it with me as well?????

[babyangel194]

of course not emily!!!! *cough cough*

[bar34]

U show me no love ...

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/envye85/darkcryingeyes.jpg

i´ll show U no future ...

goodbye ...

[babyangel194]

you say your breaking up with me but it should be me breaking up with you... you've hurt me so many times and i kept coming back to you hoping to start a new but it always ended the same way. im tired of this and will not take it any more... im not showing you any love because you never gave me or showed me love at all...
goodbye bar
you can keep the memories

[blupwr]

i just cant take it anymore.you flirt with to many other guys.i dont see our relationship going any further.

[brokenglass]

Babe, you're sexy, funny, and totally awesome in the sack, however, your lack of ability to control where you place your tool concerns me and therefore, I must cut ties with you and find someone who can concentrate on me and only me, I do hope you understand.

[babyangel194]

i caught you!!!!! i caught you red handed broken glass last nite in our room when you thought i wasnt home.... and thats the last straw!
get the hell out of my life cuz my heart can't take it anymore

[blupwr]

im sorry but i dont think i can go on without telling you any longer.i have been having an affar with brokenglass...oh you already know.good then i'll be leaving now.

[bar34]

i caught you!!!!! i caught you red handed broken glass last nite in our room when you thought i wasnt home.... and thats the last straw!
get the hell out of my life cuz my heart can't take it anymore


U were where last nigth ?

U told me U where working !


http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/b/broken_heart-1791.jpg

[babyangel194]

oh bar... dont even start i know wat you do also when you say your "working"

[blupwr]

all he does is play football with me and the guys

[babyangel194]

ahem.... you said you were leaving...

[blupwr]

so i decided to stick around a bit.:excited:

[babyangel194]

im not taking you back we r OVER!

(just letting you know)

[brokenglass]

im sorry but i dont think i can go on without telling you any longer.i have been having an affar with brokenglass...oh you already know.good then i'll be leaving now.

LOL...:excited:

[blupwr]

im not taking you back we r OVER!

(just letting you know)

never?:( im sure someone will take me.....right?:(

[babyangel194]

thats wat happens when you cheat on me... we r over for good

[bar34]

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

[blupwr]

thats wat happens when you cheat on me... we r over for good

you were cheating on me with her too.

[brokenglass]

I already broke up with you once...this time I'm just walking out the door...swaying to "I will survive"

[babyangel194]

you told me your name and offered me in
tempting with visions of wat mite have been
but wen i soon realized i was in the wrong place
i walked out and slammed the door in your face
the sound the door made could barely be heard
but that didnt matter cuz my heart said the word
goodbye...

[blupwr]

:excited:are you singing to me now?

[babyangel194]

NO...

[blupwr]

i think if we talked it out we could work it out,what do you think?

[bar34]

http://www.patrickpainter.com/editions/artists/Ader_BasJan/zz_assets/images/a10.jpg

[babyangel194]

hmmmm..... i dont know

[bar34]

please ...


http://th03.deviantart.com/fs33/300W/i/2008/300/f/a/Don__t_Leave_Me___by_Bittersweet12.jpg

[blupwr]

hmmmm..... i dont know

i know we could.and you have my promise..no my word that you will be the only person for me..

[babyangel194]

alright we can try again :)

[blupwr]

im so happy

[bar34]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_hPccvN_cwpw/SJCUtNQkLNI/AAAAAAAABDI/WpuoMEJbQWw/s400/KISS.jpg

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sorry, good buddy; but it's been fun!:confused:

[babyangel194]

im so sorry rico... but this relationship has come to a close.... i loved you but the love is gone now and its unfair to be with you and also be so unsure about us together... so goodbye rico and good luck in the future...
bye,
love
ashley

[ThePencil]

i'm very sorry angel, but jurking off under the shower just aint what it used to be when you're around. i'll call ya, bye

[smcaaphd]

I snapped you in half, now you're useless as an inkless pen!!

[Wheelz1769]

To: The Pencil

I'm sorry, I think this relationship should end, because that I lost against some old freak in the ebay auction.

To:smcaaph

I think we should see other people. Sorry. I still love as a friend though.

[bar34]

so you´re a demon ?
i know you where hidding something from me !

we´re done !!!

[Lady Fox]

sorry honey but i can't stand ur wings getting in the way of our sex life anymore:(

[babyangel194]

hey lady fox... i just wanted to say that i dont feel the same way about you anymore and im sorry but we r over... :( i guess i'll c ya around

[Lady Fox]

BabyAngel , decided i don't like u because i can't get over u in a relationship with my ex-husband

[bar34]

so this is how i learn you´ve been cheating me with lady fox !!!

we´re over !

(don´t mind the post before her)

[Wheelz1769]

I have seen you on the beach with another man one too many times. I'm ending this here and now. Good bye baby angel


Bar, you call me a demon, when the are wing growing out of you back. You make me sick. I'm leaving

[babyangel194]

:( bar and wheelz i just cant take your crap anymore!!!!!! get out of my house because we're done!!!!! *cries on the couch as you leave*

[bar34]

"cries while leaving"

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii77/dznutz1488/CryingEyes.png

[babyangel194]

im sorry bar i just cant take it anymore

[Wheelz1769]

:( bar and wheelz i just cant take your crap anymore!!!!!! get out of my house because we're done!!!!! *cries on the couch as you leave*
My crap, your the who won't stop complaining, I yell slamming the door on the way out. once out the door, I fall to my hands and knees crying
http://forum.xnxx.com/picture.php?albumid=942&pictureid=22773

[krissy'shot]

bar, this shit's gotta go! you know i can't stand this damn crying!!! man up dude!

[babyangel194]

My crap, your the who won't stop complaining, I yell slamming the door on the way out. once out the door, I fall to my hands and knees crying
http://forum.xnxx.com/picture.php?albumid=942&pictureid=22773

i complain because your never home at night!!!!! you always come home at like 3 am and when you sneak into bed you must think im sleeping but im not! i need you to be home more! i need to trust you but i dont! i need you and our family needs you but your not providing and im sorry wheelz but im not dealing with it anymore.... goodbye :(

[Emily23XXX]

It appears that you have been with just about everyone on this thread!!! I'm not really upset about that as much as the fact you haven't shared!!!!
I like to play too!!!! But since you have gone behind my back with all these people, I have not other chioce than to say it over!!!!!

[smcaaphd]

Emily!! You stole my honey, didn't ewe? Now I am without a honey-pot!! *sad sigh*

[Emily23XXX]

I was confused why ewe gave me the honey, I wasn't sure who I was suppose to use it on!!!!!!??????:eek: SORRY!!:(

[babyangel194]

smc i know you love your sheep but they r driving me crazy and you know wat?! i dont even like sheep. i only put up with them cuz i loved you but now i cant stand them cuz they r annoying as hell and ive come to realize that you are annoying too so im leaving you cuz you and your sheep are driving me CRAZY!!! ahhhhhhhh

[Wheelz1769]

Babyangel I'm here to say I'm sorry. I have found some one else. I think we should move on with our lives. I'll be back for may things tomorrow.

[thaoneandonly]

i am terribly sorry, the correct answer was "yes i will allow you to have multiple partners" you are the weakest link..goodbye

[Jamie90]

sorry dude...but I feel like I don´t even know you....who are you? What are you doing here? No, we are not meant to be together.....sorry

[blupwr]

Jamie.i love you and all but i cant stand it when you start talking to me in German and dont give me time to translate what you said. unless you either talk in English or give me time to translate what you said its over.

[babyangel194]

:eek: oh so you were with jamie huh?????? well guess wat... we are OVER!

[blupwr]

:eek: oh so you were with jamie huh?????? well guess wat... we are OVER!

you cheated first.it broke my heart.she was there to comfort me.

[D3vi15Advocate]

hey bitch guess what i'm sleeping with your sister you bored the crap outta me so i'm out cyas

*all said in between pashes lols*

[babyangel194]

then goodbye and good riddance

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sorry, Angel; I've grown up and gotten old, and you're still a baby! :cool: :eek:

[bar34]

http://jenapincott.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/breakup1.jpg

[Jamie90]

well bar, I know we seemed to be happy together, but your everlasting urge for waste seperation goes even so far, that you throw my heart in the right container...I can´t cope with it anymore....i hope one day you will find a woman, who will chain herslef next to you to a tree to protect it from being cut, and who will do hunger strikes with you until you die :kiss: farewell....I love you

[Emily23XXX]

Jamie, your just way to experienced for me, and I can't keep up with your wild ways!! I think you should find a lover more your speed!!!!

[les09]

i fucked your sister

[Emily23XXX]

i fucked your sister
So you're the guy my brother in-law is looking to kill!!!!!
She told me about you said your dick was to small for her anyway!!!!

[les09]

So you're the guy my brother in-law is looking to kill!!!!!
She told me about you said your dick was to small for her anyway!!!!

dont pay her any heed its just the syphilis talkin:excited:
tell her im sorry about that by the way:o

[onenauhgtygirl29]

I'm sorry I have to do this to you les, but after the syphilis incident, I just can't look at you in the same way again. *le sigh*

[les09]

:o did i say syphilis
i meant umm shrimp cocktail :excited:
come backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk:p

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sorry, no shrimp, no barnyard foul, and no rear appendage.:p I'm afraid I have to leave.

[bar34]

carson ...

you are in a porn forum ? :eek:

that´s it ! we´re done !

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[Emily23XXX]

Your wings tickle me to much, and you keep wanting to fly around during sex. :)

[bar34]

complaints, complaints, and complaints !

no matter how i try !

http://www.jollylops.com/pictures/albums/gothic-9/gothic-comment-tag-00933.jpg

i´m moving on to find someone who can appreciate me

[sullygom]

sorry bar, the lice in your feathers are just the final straw !!:rolleyes:

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

We both prefer women and you are promiscuous! :(

[bar34]

by the way ... you´re not a woman so ...

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[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

We're done!

[bar34]

this forum is just too slow lately to maintain a virtual relationship carson

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/envye85/darkcryingeyes.jpg i´m off to find someone else in my area !

[bar34]

Bar ... U R a lazy, good for nothing drunken ...

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... wait a second :wall:

[Lioness]

Sorry bar, but you smell like sausage!!

[SweetCheex]

sorry lioness ur wiskers tickle too much! finito :sad:

[WickedGame]

You're dumped, I'm porking your sister

[CardinalSin]

Sorry, SweetCheex... I'm diabetic and had to find a sugarless booty

[casperxm]

Its not you its me. We can still be friends.
ahahahahahaha

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sorry, Casper. You're too spiritual for me.

[bar34]

advertising free orgasms ?!

that´s it ! we´re done !

[rickstar]

Just leaving me at my time of need. I'm sorry it's over:sad:

[SweetCheex]

Just leaving me at my time of need. I'm sorry it's over:sad:
it'll never be over EVVVEERRR! lol :kiss: :smile: :wink:

[richief]

Just leaving me at my time of need. I'm sorry it's over:sad:

it just wasnt meant to be, sorry can we still be friends?

[Emily23XXX]

Sorry hun, I'm giving up men!!!

[freethinker]

Sorry, Em, I just can't stand to sit by and watch you tweaking your nipples like that

[Emily23XXX]

Sorry, Em, I just can't stand to sit by and watch you tweaking your nipples like that
Keep you eyes covered, because I can't stop!!!!:eek::excited:

[redeyed]

*sighs* Em I know you love her... I'll always be your friend...

[freethinker]

Sorry, red, it's just those eyes...peering at me in the dark...I can't take it anymore...

[sexylexie]

I once was into bear cock, but it was just a phase. I'm sorry, it's over...

[iwant2bcuckolded]

You insist on showing your tits to everybody! How can I trust you??? I'm sorry...

[beyourself]

Sorry this isn't going to work out because iwant2bwithsome1else.

[rickstar]

I'l be my self but your gonna be byyourself!!

[freethinker]

Well, Rick, you know, since the cops cuffed you and hauled you away, well, I just can't wait for you....

[blupwr]

holy crap i completly forgot about this thread.

you dont shave!!!!!i just cant do it anymore.

[freethinker]

I'm sorry, I have an image to protect...I just can't be seen with someone whose nick sounds like a toilet bowl cleaner...

[blupwr]

dont you have a forest fire to go put out?cuz im just not hot for you :excited:

[richief]

dont you have a forest fire to go put out?cuz im just not hot for you :excited:

I'm offski, i just don't love you that way.

[blupwr]

i never loved you.i was drunk

[Emily23XXX]

Your cock is so big I can feel it in my throat when you fuck my ass!!!!
You're just to much for me!!!!!

[formerly vodkanoj]

You and your GF are just too much for me! Hit the road! ;)

[Emily23XXX]

I'm leaving you for your GF!!!

[LusciousBytch]

im sorry, im not into you anymore, im leaving you for your much funner twin sister.

[freethinker]

I can't do it...http://smilies.whatboyswant.com/(asskiss).gif (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:void;)...I just can't do it...http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=737430&stc=1&d=1248691456...

[freethinker]

Well, me, ya know, I just can't stand me anymore, so I'm moving out...Fuck me.

[MaryBethBoobs]

i am sorry but you just leave too big of claw marks

[freethinker]

I'm sorry, MB, but every time you turn around I get whacked by your boobs, and it's very distracting...

[Naturally.Sweet]

I am sorry, but I can't deal with all that hair...

[blupwr]

i cant do it anymore.you never give me a rest.goodbye

[LusciousBytch]

I'm sorry but im leaving you. you say you care for me but everytime I turn around youre flirting with some other chic. Im tired of it so goodbye, im gonna find someone who is interested in ONLY me!

[blupwr]

you dont fuck me as much as i would like.i need someone who will.

[rickstar]

I just work out that there a opposite sex and need to explore

[freethinker]

Sorry, Rick, I told you, I just can't sit and wait for you to get out of jail...

[Kendokid]

The bed is only big enough for two, and I just bought a kitten.

[freethinker]

Sorry, babe, that damned katana hurt...

[Tyraid2K]

I'm sorry, its not me its you.

[blupwr]

:eek: who are you???this was a one night stand thats all!!!!!!!

[Lickable]

:rolleyes:It's over Blu Im Sex in the City and you are a roll in the hay.:(

[Drakeson]

sorry lickabl, but it just not going to work. I mean we have only know each other for like 2 secs and it just not going to work. so we need to start seeing other people

[Hau Rock]

Drake, I've suddenly realized I've never really liked guys... I'm glad I learned this before we actually had sex, but it's over

[MaryBethBoobs]

you are ridiculus and just too silly

[freethinker]

I'm sorry, Mary Beth, I just couldn't wait for the tat to heal...gotta get some now...

[Daddio]

It's not you, it's me.

[LusciousBytch]

I cheated on you with your best friend now im pregnant.

[Daddio]

So's your sister. My bad.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Sorry; Daddio - Mommy's much better in bed than you are.

[quentinthetallone]

i swear i didn't know she had crabs....