ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A LAME GAME...

[umpire2]

WOWIE ZOWIE!!! HERE IS A GREAT GAME (very popular with all the cool kids) THAT WE ALL CAN PLAY and it s VERY SIMPLE!!!


1. The first member posts a NUMBER (1,2,3,4, etc. -----see? these are NUMBERS)

2. The next member posts the SQUARE ROOT of the NUMBER ABOVE (example: First member posts '9', then the second member posts '3'---SEE HOW SIMPLE???)

3. The third member then posts a SAYING that includes THAT NUMBER (like 'Three Blind Mice')

4. The next member takes the number of words in the saying (in the above case '3') and add 5 to it, thus posting '8' )

5. If the number is even, THE NEXT MEMBER posts what he or she had for breakfast that morning; if the number is odd, the next member posts his or her SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER or BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER (see? sometimes we have CHOICES!!!)

6. The next member adds up all the numbers in the previous post, divides by 5, and must post the name of a famous scientist of the 19th century that contains the same number of letters)

7. The NEXT member has to post the scientist's birthday (example: 2/5/1836)

8. The NEXT member adds THOSE numbers together, and, as in #2, posts the SQUARE ROOT of that number, and we're off again into another round!!!


SIMPLICITY ITSELF!


I'll START:

847,621

[QuietTemptress]

920.66334780961058958314905808606


:cool:

[Incubus]

i strongly suggest you commit suicide.

[umpire2]

i strongly suggest you commit suicide.


Dr. Ink,that saying does not include the number 920.66334780961058958314905808606 !!!!

[QuietTemptress]

yeah! c'mon Ink! Play the game! ;):plol

[Camel Toe]

As the OP states, this is definitely an example of a lame game. Hell, this is a perfect example of an idiotic thread.

[Incubus]

yeah! c'mon Ink! Play the game! ;):plol

don't worry QT, I'll save this thread from imminent destruction

http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/f/dontdiez.jpg

[umpire2]

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[umpire2]

Dr. Ink! You have to keep IN ORDER!!!!


(That WAS a cute pic of 19th century puppy-scientist Prof. BARKley Kaynine, the inventor of artificial resPAWration, however....)

[x__orion]

...You.

Out.

Now.

[umpire2]

...You.

Out.

Now.



Read



My



Lips




Go


Fuck




Yourself

[Heyesey]

Am I the only person who thinks this is a more worthwhile thread than "let's all count to one million?"


Oh, and ...

round two. Square root of one million is one thousand.

[umpire2]

Am I the only person who thinks this is a more worthwhile thread than "let's all count to one million?"


Oh, and ...

round two. Square root of one million is one thousand.


NOW WE'RE TALKIN' !

Let's see......a phrase with million in it.....Oh!

How about

"MILLIONS FOR DEFENSE, BUT NOT ONE CENT FOR TRIBUTE!"





















By the way, sometimes around here an amputee could count the members with a sense of humor on one hand....

[Heyesey]

Let's see......a phrase with million in it.....

Quack-quack-OOPS. You should've used a thousand. Forgotten your own rules already? ;)

[umpire2]

Quack-quack-OOPS. You should've used a thousand. Forgotten your own rules already? ;)



AK!!! Sometimes rules can be TOO simple!!! All I had to do was recall Sub-section C of Article 8, Paragraph 7!!!


Thousand.....thousand.....GOT IT!!!


"The Face that launched a thousand ships!"

[x__orion]

AK!!! Sometimes rules can be TOO simple!!! All I had to do was recall Sub-section C of Article 8, Paragraph 7!!!


Thousand.....thousand.....GOT IT!!!


"The Face that launched a thousand ships!"
Thirteen, I believe.

;)

[QuietTemptress]

don't worry QT, I'll save this thread from imminent destruction


Aw Ink! My hero! -melts-


lol:p

;) 18...

[x__orion]

Aw Ink! My hero! -melts-


lol:p

;) 18...
Tut! You should have been posting what you had for breakfast!

[PatronofPorn]

Fuck. My bad for not reading the thread through and misinterpreting.

Sorry XO.

[x__orion]

Fuck. My bad.

Sorry XO.
No, you tit.

Refer to rule five, thank you very much.

[les09]

lmao love it

[x__orion]

Fuck. My bad for not reading the thread through and misinterpreting.

Sorry XO.
Sneaky edit is sneaky!

No worries, mate.

[redeyed]

Thirteen, I believe.

;)
wouldn't it be twelve?

[QuietTemptress]

Am I the only person who thinks this is a more worthwhile thread than "let's all count to one million?"


Oh, and ...

round two. Square root of one million is one thousand.

AK!!! Sometimes rules can be TOO simple!!! All I had to do was recall Sub-section C of Article 8, Paragraph 7!!!


Thousand.....thousand.....GOT IT!!!


"The Face that launched a thousand ships!"

Twelve, I believe.

;)

Aw Ink! My hero! -melts-


lol:p

;) Chicken Strips(yeah, that what i really have for breakfast)...

ok, everything is fixed and since i cant go again the next person needs to...

6. The next member adds up all the numbers in the previous post, divides by 5, and must post the name of a famous scientist of the 19th century that contains the same number of letters)

Have fun. :p

[Heyesey]

ok, everything is fixed and since i cant go again the next person needs to...

6. The next member adds up all the numbers in the previous post, divides by 5, and must post the name of a famous scientist of the 19th century that contains the same number of letters)

Have fun. :p

I'm struggling to divide "chicken strips" by 5...

[Delicious Darcy]

thats easy heysey. chickens dont strip so your dividing by zero.

[umpire2]

wouldn't it be twelve?



THAT IS CORRECT------12!!!

AN EVEN NUMBER

So, REDEYED------you were supposed to list what you had for breakfast!


(QT's answer of 'chicken strips did not count, because she posted '18', which is the incorrect number---[ 7 + 5 = 12, not 18 ] )

[umpire2]

I'm struggling to divide "chicken strips" by 5...



It would be the NUMBER OF LETTERS (not in 'chicken strips, but in what REDEYED had for breakfast--------say it was a 'jelly donut'------that would be 10 divided by 5 = 2)

[redeyed]

sausage biscuit.

[Sahara907]

My bank account number is 003478673.

And there should be a lot of money in the account because I sent it to the former Nigerian Finance Minister last night. :eek: :-o %-) :rolleyes: :excited:

[Incubus]

sausage biscuit.

wrong. you forgot to carry the 1. the answer is obviously brussels sprouts :cool:

[umpire2]

My bank account number is 003478673.

And there should be a lot of money in the account because I sent it to the former Nigerian Finance Minister last night. :eek: :-o %-) :rolleyes: :excited:


:rolleyes:Oh, no one would touch your........er.......MONEY, Miss S.

Besides, this does not call for your SS#---that is only if the number is ODD!!!:)

[umpire2]

sausage biscuit.


OK-----that is 14. Divided by 5 = 2.8 (rounded off to----yes, yes! I can round off!! It's MY GAME!:excited:---------3)


Let's see------a 19th century scientist with a name 3 letters long.......hmmmmm......

[les09]

sorry umpire i think you were just pipped at the post for the most ridiculous thread award :(
http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=92109

[Incubus]

sorry umpire i think you were just pipped at the post for the most ridiculous thread award :(
http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=92109

but wait!! there's more :awesome:

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=92118

[les09]

lmao yea but the other guy scores extra points for actually being serious:p

[umpire2]

lmao yea but the other guy scores extra points for actually being serious:p


Serious??? Someone is NOT serious here???

[les09]

sorry i forgot, "teh internet is serious business", right?:rolleyes:

[umpire2]

AH!


How about British astronomer Mary ORR???

3 letters

[redeyed]

here ya go ump
1-1-1867

[Heyesey]

here ya go ump
1-1-1867

And the square root of 1869 is 43.231932642434573445362317396264


...approximately.

[QuietTemptress]

since i am allowed to round...

"My parents had only one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years."
- Cathy Ladman


i <3 this game.

[Heyesey]

13!

[umpire2]

since i am allowed to round...

"My parents had only one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years."
- Cathy Ladman


i <3 this game.


Wouldn't it be 20??? 15 words in the quote + 5 = 20


corn muffin (what I had for breakfast)

[redeyed]

20 was right Ump.
i can think of or find any thing with 2

[Heyesey]

Wouldn't it be 20??? 15 words in the quote + 5 = 20

Meh. I forgot to add five.

18!

[QuietTemptress]

Wouldn't it be 20??? 15 words in the quote + 5 = 20


corn muffin (what I had for breakfast)
A. H. Manning.

[umpire2]

A. H. Manning.



hmmm-----'corn muffin'-----10 letters; A.H. Manning------9 letters.....AND YOU DID NOT DIVIDE BY 5 = 2



This is a tough one.....UNLESS you were going for only 'A.H.'.......is that close enough???

[QuietTemptress]

it was the closest i could find.:p

its your thread, you tell me.

[umpire2]

I'd say OK, but if so, it probably means a dead end, because I CANNOT find a birthdate on her.....

[QuietTemptress]

it was fun while it lasted. that lame game was one of the most interesting i have played. :)

[umpire2]

64

[michael saint]

Reads first page.
Lights cigarette.
Drinks some red wine.
Reads OP again.








8

[umpire2]

Hey, Michael!


Pieces of Eight

[Caduceus]

8:rolleyes:

[michael saint]

OK.

For Breakfast this morning I had, Coffee,Toast and Jam.

[umpire2]

OK-----Coffee, toast, jam = 14 letters, divided by 5= 2.8 (rounded off)= 3


Three letters......hmmmm......19th century scientist.....

[umpire2]

How about Herbert Dow (of Dow Chemical)???

[michael saint]

How about Herbert Dow (of Dow Chemical)???


Born, 26/2/1866.

or 2/26/1866 if you want write the date wrongly.................:(:eek:

[umpire2]

26 + 2 + 1866 = 1894


square root =approximately 43.4

[seeminglysatisfied]

43 bottles of beer on the wall:excited:

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