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irish1911
01-23-2007, 01:24 PM
I have a question about shooting cum lwith a little force behind it? I have noticed that even intense orgasms with my girl sometimes doesn't shoot out like it should. The only time I can really shoot is when I engage in prolonged masturbation, but then my balls ache. Any suggestions or advice on how to shoot cum, especially I would like to be able to shoot cum all over my girl's back or tits. I can come frequently and with quite a large quantity of semen. It just shoots out only about 8-10", but there is usually a lot of cum.

bigbird
01-23-2007, 01:36 PM
I have a question about shooting cum lwith a little force behind it? I have noticed that even intense orgasms with my girl sometimes doesn't shoot out like it should. The only time I can really shoot is when I engage in prolonged masturbation, but then my balls ache. Any suggestions or advice on how to shoot cum, especially I would like to be able to shoot cum all over my girl's back or tits. I can come frequently and with quite a large quantity of semen. It just shoots out only about 8-10", but there is usually a lot of cum.

Keep going once you start to come, don't back off!

DK919
01-23-2007, 05:18 PM
is this some special trick o... gimmie the technique! ;)

marco ten
01-23-2007, 08:48 PM
i always get a good shot when im lying on my back with my dick pointed up towards my face, i dont know why, nor is it useful, because it usually hits my face or the wall behind me

jdb2013
01-23-2007, 08:50 PM
i always get a good shot when im lying on my back with my dick pointed up towards my face, i dont know why, nor is it useful, because it usually hits my face or the wall behind me

i shoot more when i lay down too. i shot myslef in the eye once.

Constantine
01-23-2007, 09:30 PM
ouch

Empress Lainie
01-23-2007, 10:36 PM
The sad, well documented medically fact is: Most of us are dribblers. Feel yourself lucky if it squirts 2 or 3 feet.

two_swords
01-23-2007, 11:03 PM
(Answer to the question in the title: )
Usually I shoot cum out of my dick.lol

chunky
01-23-2007, 11:50 PM
I would be very happy if I could spurt 8 -10".....must be an age thing!!:(

Fanfiction
01-24-2007, 12:12 AM
The sad, well documented medically fact is: Most of us are dribblers. Feel yourself lucky if it squirts 2 or 3 feet.


Yeah. Makes me jealous that my dicks gotta be inside to impregnate 'em, when some guys could just sit on the couch watching a porno and phone it in, apparently.

Oh, and whoever said 'nobody likes a show off' was obviously a dribbler imo.:)

Candleman
01-24-2007, 12:34 AM
I have a question about shooting cum lwith a little force behind it? I have noticed that even intense orgasms with my girl sometimes doesn't shoot out like it should. The only time I can really shoot is when I engage in prolonged masturbation, but then my balls ache. Any suggestions or advice on how to shoot cum, especially I would like to be able to shoot cum all over my girl's back or tits. I can come frequently and with quite a large quantity of semen. It just shoots out only about 8-10", but there is usually a lot of cum.
You can shoot up to 10"? Nothing wrong with that, that's quite a good distance. I don't often shoot more than that... usually it's anywhere from dribbling to 10", on the rare occasion up to 15. If you're getting the idea of shooting a few feet from porn, as far as I know, that's rare.

I notice that sometimes (though not always) that if I go right up to the edge of orgasm and stop for a bit, then start again to repeat the process several times, I shoot quite a bit farther.

leederr
01-24-2007, 12:45 AM
I can't see any rhyme or reason to when it shoots out harder and further. Sometimes it really spurts, and other times it just dribbles. Dunno why.

marco ten
01-24-2007, 02:14 AM
Yeah. Makes me jealous that my dicks gotta be inside to impregnate 'em, when some guys could just sit on the couch watching a porno and phone it in, apparently.

Oh, and whoever said 'nobody likes a show off' was obviously a dribbler imo.:)

haha over the phone??? :-D

pookey227
01-24-2007, 03:24 AM
I would be very happy if I could spurt 8 -10".....must be an age thing!!:(

if im really horney before the sex ive shot up to maybe 5 feet or so, it hit the fucking wall... Dude I have no fucking clue what so ever did it but hell yea lol maybe cause i was really horney and was teased

Fanfiction
01-24-2007, 05:03 AM
haha over the phone??? :-D
metaphorically speaking.

but yeah, I guess they could wank off during phone sex and spray it into their woman from a distance, cum ta think bout it. :p

Bukkake Bunny
01-24-2007, 05:53 AM
My personal best (lol) was once when I was straddling my GF... she was stroking me, and when I came, I shot well past her face and pretty high up on the wall. If there hadn't been a wall, it would have gone at least 3 or 4 feet... probably closer to 5. We both fell over laughing right after I came... it was one of our "bonding" moments.

emma 7
01-24-2007, 06:17 AM
My the best way to cum is on her tongue, when she can watch it with your eyes open.Then make her lick your sperm off.You'll have pleasure and some fun.If you finish on her ass, not possible to see her face.

marco ten
01-24-2007, 01:08 PM
metaphorically speaking.

but yeah, I guess they could wank off during phone sex and spray it into their woman from a distance, cum ta think bout it. :p

oh i know, but thinking literally, it just seemed like perhaps, the best prank phone call ever

Kimiko
01-24-2007, 03:10 PM
A lot of guys don't really shoot like cannons. It's sure fun when they do, but it's not a requirement. Be happy that your cum is, as they say, copious. :)

Kimiko
01-24-2007, 03:12 PM
My the best way to cum is on her tongue, when she can watch it with your eyes open.Then make her lick your sperm off.You'll have pleasure and some fun.If you finish on her ass, not possible to see her face.


Mmmm, I love doing this...sticking my tongue out and making a little bowl out of it for him to fill with cum. And then I can gaze into his eyes with that "aren't I nasty" look, and let it slide down my throat.

mattsterbater
01-24-2007, 05:58 PM
one time i shot cum and it went past my head. other times i shoot and it really doesnt go that far. when i shot past my head the cum was really thin so that must have had somthing to do with it. also the harder my dick is the farther i shoot usually

aznvirgin
01-24-2007, 06:13 PM
A lot of guys don't really shoot like cannons. It's sure fun when they do, but it's not a requirement. Be happy that your cum is, as they say, copious. :)


i alwasy shoot like a cannon :confused: is that weird? honestly i never cummed and it just rolls out. never had that, when i cum i always make a mess :(

A010011000111
01-24-2007, 06:43 PM
Mmmm, I love doing this...sticking my tongue out and making a little bowl out of it for him to fill with cum. And then I can gaze into his eyes with that "aren't I nasty" look, and let it slide down my throat.


kimiko thats just about the hottest thing ive ever heard.

Kimiko
01-24-2007, 07:24 PM
i alwasy shoot like a cannon :confused: is that weird? honestly i never cummed and it just rolls out. never had that, when i cum i always make a mess :(

It's supposed to make a mess...:)

Now, repeat after me:

I cum
You cum
He cums

I came
You came
He came

Kimiko
01-24-2007, 07:25 PM
kimiko thats just about the hottest thing ive ever heard.

And if any of it escapes, you can gather it on your finger and push it into my mouth, letting me suck it off your wet finger. :)

pookey227
01-24-2007, 09:34 PM
one time i shot cum and it went past my head. other times i shoot and it really doesnt go that far. when i shot past my head the cum was really thin so that must have had somthing to do with it. also the harder my dick is the farther i shoot usually

it only rolls out for me around the 4th or 5th time... but yea im basically the same but i usually only get a few feet

aznvirgin
01-24-2007, 10:27 PM
It's supposed to make a mess...:)

Now, repeat after me:

I cum
You cum
He cums

I came
You came
He came


And if any of it escapes, you can gather it on your finger and push it into my mouth, letting me suck it off your wet finger. :)


I cum
You cum
She cums

I came
You came
She came

Kimiko
01-24-2007, 10:52 PM
I cum
You cum
She cums

I came
You came
She came

Very good. You get to stay after school and clean the blackboards.

aznvirgin
01-24-2007, 10:55 PM
Very good. You get to stay after school and clean the blackboards.


:(

*sniff*

allright..

can you stay with me:-D :rose: :o :rose: :kiss: :kiss:

Kimiko
01-25-2007, 01:40 AM
:(

*sniff*

allright..

can you stay with me:-D :rose: :o :rose: :kiss: :kiss:

If I did, you'd leave the classroom with an entirely different outlook on life. ;)

realname
01-25-2007, 01:59 AM
I've always been a huge shooter. I easily cum 10 big thick shots everywhere. The longer I hold off and the more excited I get the better and further I shoot. I thought most guys shoot but my girlfriends said no way. Once at a hotel after fucking and playing for a long time my girl wanted to see how far I could shoot. I stood stroking over the queen bed and I started shooting like crazy as she watched it clear the bed and hit the wall. It feels incredible to shoot big.

Kimiko
01-25-2007, 02:01 AM
I've always been a huge shooter. I easily cum 10 big thick shots everywhere. The longer I hold off and the more excited I get the better and further I shoot. I thought most guys shoot but my girlfriends said no way. Once at a hotel after fucking and playing for a long time my girl wanted to see how far I could shoot. I stood stroking over the queen bed and I started shooting like crazy as she watched it clear the bed and hit the wall. It feels incredible to shoot big.

You....are my kind of guy. :)

I knew this guy in college, my girlfriends and I called him "Oceans". When he came, there was no safe place but behind him!

Fanfiction
01-25-2007, 02:03 AM
Mmmm, I love doing this...sticking my tongue out and making a little bowl out of it for him to fill with cum. And then I can gaze into his eyes with that "aren't I nasty" look, and let it slide down my throat.

Yeah I think the forum script needs a special alert for when Kimiko enters a thread with anything to do with BJ's. :D

(What's Kimiko mean in Japanese BTW?) edit KIMIKO (http://www.behindthename.com/php/view.php?name=kimiko) f Japanese (http://www.behindthename.com/nmc/jap.php)
Means "noble child" or "truth child" in Japanese.

realname
01-25-2007, 02:05 AM
Some of my girlfriends didn't like cum shooting in their hair and face and all over them. They usually got a big kick out of it though.

Kimiko
01-25-2007, 02:34 AM
Yeah I think the forum script needs a special alert for when Kimiko enters a thread with anything to do with BJ's. :D

(What's Kimiko mean in Japanese BTW?) edit KIMIKO (http://www.behindthename.com/php/view.php?name=kimiko) f Japanese (http://www.behindthename.com/nmc/jap.php)
Means "noble child" or "truth child" in Japanese.

It's a very common name in Japan. In my case, though, it's not actually my name...it's a nickname my father tagged me with growing up. HE says it means "beautiful child".

Fanfiction
01-25-2007, 04:05 AM
It's a very common name in Japan. In my case, though, it's not actually my name...it's a nickname my father tagged me with growing up. HE says it means "beautiful child".

I'd believe him. For two reasons.:rose:

A010011000111
01-25-2007, 04:22 AM
And if any of it escapes, you can gather it on your finger and push it into my mouth, letting me suck it off your wet finger. :)


that sentence right there is what you call an instaboner.

Empress Lainie
01-25-2007, 06:41 AM
(Answer to the question in the title: )
Usually I shoot cum out of my dick.lol

CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN THE PRIZE FOR THE BEST (AND ONLY) ANSWER.

THE CHEQUES IN THE MALE

Kimiko
01-25-2007, 01:17 PM
that sentence right there is what you call an instaboner.

I may have to copyright it, in that case...:) It's a lot cheaper than the little blue pill.

trumpet
01-25-2007, 03:18 PM
CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN THE PRIZE FOR THE BEST (AND ONLY) ANSWER.

THE CHEQUES IN THE MALE

I would have suggested a rifle, or perhaps a small crossbow.

But it seems like a lot of trouble and it's a very small target. Wouldn't it be easier to just use a condom and bin the little sods?:rolleyes:

ShakeZula
01-25-2007, 08:35 PM
Fun times are when I'm doing doggy style and I pull out at the last minute, it usually goes about a foot to a foot and a half up her back. A few times I've got her in the back of the head though. Kinda funny, I thought.

-S-

MusicMachine
01-25-2007, 08:41 PM
I cum
You cum
She cums

I came
You came
She came
She Came
He Came
We Came


and to answer your question how do you shoot cum? with a bb gun, but the little bastards won't die.

Kimiko
01-25-2007, 10:17 PM
Fun times are when I'm doing doggy style and I pull out at the last minute, it usually goes about a foot to a foot and a half up her back. A few times I've got her in the back of the head though. Kinda funny, I thought.

-S-

You have to slide it in there in the cleft of her ass so that she can wriggle up against the underside of it when you shoot. Mmmmmm, that's nice....:)

Kimiko
01-25-2007, 10:20 PM
She Came
He Came
We Came


and to answer your question how do you shoot cum? with a bb gun, but the little bastards won't die.

Maybe they're, like, Superman's sperm. You have to use kryptonite on the little guys. :)

That's why he couldn't ever have sex with Lois Lane.

MusicMachine
01-25-2007, 10:41 PM
Maybe they're, like, Superman's sperm. You have to use kryptonite on the little guys. :)

That's why he couldn't ever have sex with Lois Lane.
LOL just pictured superman coming and blowing LLs head off!

Kimiko
01-25-2007, 10:49 PM
LOL just pictured superman coming and blowing LLs head off!

Someone once wrote an essay on the subject. Sex with Superman involves all sorts of difficulties. His sperm never die, and they'd fly around until they impregnated every woman on the planet. And then, of course, there'd be all these super babies kicking around in women's tummies, with x-ray vision, super strength, etc.

aznvirgin
01-26-2007, 12:22 AM
Someone once wrote an essay on the subject. Sex with Superman involves all sorts of difficulties. His sperm never die, and they'd fly around until they impregnated every woman on the planet. And then, of course, there'd be all these super babies kicking around in women's tummies, with x-ray vision, super strength, etc.

haha. yeah i heard about that one,

superman is also uncircumcised (not sure about the spelling)

no knife can cut him. haha.