The CyberSp0nge Game

[Crosswalker]

I picked this up from another forum I go to, for the online comic series NSFW Comix. The creator of the comic made this game where you say "I like my (gender) like I like my coffee", and someone says "Hot, black, and bitter", or something along those lines. After you post the second half of that joke, you put up your own "I like my...like I like my..." etc.

I like my women like I like my dog.

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Affectionate and obedient.

I like my women like I like my bath.

[Crosswalker]

Hot and steamy.

I like my women like I like my guitars.

[sexy_guy]

electric and light

I like my women like I like my beer

[Crosswalker]

Just enough will fuck you up.

I like my women like I like my cigarettes.

[chris4sylvia]

Slim with a red end...

I like my women like I like my razor....

[Crosswalker]

Dangerous to mess with.

I like my women like I like my computer.

[gman001]

Dangerous to mess with.

I like my women like I like my computer.

with no viruses and get turned on with a simple click.



I like my women like I like my desserts–

[Crosswalker]

Hot and dressed in chocolate.

I like my women like I like my tv shows.

[Glitterbug2212]

Hot and dressed in chocolate.

I like my women like I like my tv shows.

funny and full of drama

i like my men like i like my shadow. :p

[Yak16]

tall, dark and handsome.

I like my women like i like my music.

[Glitterbug2212]

tall, dark and handsome.

I like my women like i like my music.

loud and screaming

i like my toys like i like my tv

[Yak16]

loud and screaming

i like my toys like i like my tv

with a lot of variety and having a remote control

I like my alcohol like I like my women.

[RedRain4]

full bodied an spicy....

I like my men like I like my bed

[Yak16]

full bodied an spicy....

I like my men like I like my bed

warm, soft, comforting and enveloping

I like my women like I like my food

[gman001]

warm, soft, comforting and enveloping

I like my women like I like my food

fast & cheap


I like my women like I like my politics

[SemiLunate]

warm, soft, comforting and enveloping

I like my women like I like my food

Rich, creamy and full of flavour

I like my men like I like my carpet

[gman001]

Rich, creamy and full of flavour

I like my men like I like my carpet


ez to lay and ez to walk on


(repeat)

I like my women like i like my politics

[Yak16]

concise, no bull shit and efficient.

I like my sex like I like my camping.

[naughtygirl666]

Hot, spontaneous and outdoors

I like my man like i like my car

[Yak16]

powerful, perfect handling, and a nice clutch to 'pop'

I like my sex how I like work outs

[naughtygirl666]

Fast, hard and exhilarating

I like my man how i like my football

[Yak16]

rough, dirty, and with lots of experience

I like my sex like I like my sports matchs.

[SemiLunate]

Exciting, energetic and good to watch ;)

I like my men like I like my bed

[Yak16]

Exciting, energetic and good to watch ;)

I like my men like I like my bed

comforting, broken in, cozy

I like my women like I like my tea

[SemiLunate]

Sweet and hot

I like my men like I like my drinks

[Yak16]

hard, refreshing and bubbling

I like my women how I like to do shots...

[SemiLunate]

Fast, wet and in a row.

I like my man how i like my bath

[Camel Toe]

Once a month, and filled with body scum when finished.
I like my women how I like my pornography.

[redeyed]

Fast, wet and in a row.

I like my man how i like my bath


Long, Hot and all over you?

I like my woman like I like my food.

[Camel Toe]

Dead.
I like my women how I like my women.

[Crosswalker]

Dead.
I like my women how I like my women.


That's sick, and this is an invalid post.

I like my women like I like my money.

[Yak16]

crisp, plentiful and plenty of cotton around you?

I like my women how I like my cigars.

[Glitterbug2212]

cuban and illegal

i like my candy like i like my men

[Crosswalker]

Hard shell with a creamy center

I like my women like I like my soda

[Glitterbug2212]

cold and with a sand which

i like my alcohol like i like my clothes

[Camel Toe]

Cheap, and found in an alley.
I like my sex how I like my women.

[naughtygirl666]

Sexy, hot, and lots of.

I like my men how i like my swim

[Hau Rock]

olympic sized

I like my ladies like I like my shampoo...

[SemiLunate]

frothy, bubbly and great for you.

I like my men like I like my car...

[suri]

built to last

i like my men like i like my washing machine

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Agitating, spinning, and quick draining.

I like my women like I like my dustbuster.

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Portable, convienient, and has decent suction.


I like my sex like I like my fast food.

[SemiLunate]

Fast and tasty.

I like my men how I like my perfume...

[vincenzz]

Fast and tasty.

I like my men how I like my perfume...

Potent but not overbearing


I like my women like I like my razor.

[Yak16]

sharp (witted), deadly and close to the skin

I like my women how I like my adrenaline rush.

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Exciting and a little bit scary!



I like my sex like I like my books

[vincenzz]

Exciting and a little bit scary!



I like my sex like I like my books



Spread open & easy to understand.

I like my women like I like my art collection.

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Tasteful, expensive, and fun to look at.



I like my men like I like my music

[Yak16]

Tasteful, expensive, and fun to look at.



I like my men like I like my music

Fun, upbeat and some(one/thing) you can dance with.

I like my women how I like my nights. :)

[Crosswalker]

Fun, upbeat and some(one/thing) you can dance with.

I like my women how I like my nights. :)

Dark with little cum-white specks all over them.

I like my women like I like my videogames.

[naughtygirl666]

Dark with little cum-white specks all over them.

I like my women like I like my videogames.

Exciting and fun to play with

I like my men how i like my sleep

[Hau Rock]

long and relaxing?

I like my ladies like I like my strawberries

[SemiLunate]

sweet and juicy.

I like my men how I like my panties...

[Hau Rock]

ripped?

I like my women like I like my sushi

[Crosswalker]

Good tasting, but stinks of fish.

I like my women like I like my tv.

[Hau Rock]

easy to turn on

I like my women like I like my music

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Fast, loud, and suggestive.




I like my men like I like my sandwiches

[pegasus09]

big with lots of meat

I like women like I like my life

[Glitterbug2212]

boring and on a downward spiral

I like my bikini like i like my watch

[Hau Rock]

In my pocket?

I like my panties like I like my plantains

[Andreamedis]

In my pocket?

I like my panties like I like my plantains
Edible?

I like my lovers like I like my cars.

[rickstar]

With a lot of grunt behind them :wink:

I like my girl like i like my house

[Andreamedis]

Cozy and comfy

I like my sex like I like my roller coasters

[rickstar]

Fast and very exciting

I like my sex like i like to dance

[hotinvabeach]

Fast and all over the place.

I like my women like I like my cologne.

[Andreamedis]

All over you?

I like my sex like I like my video games.

[Formerly Yak]

All over you?

I like my sex like I like my video games.
Well developed, interesting and exciting.

I like my girls how I like my conversation.

[anon y mouse]

actions speak louder than words

I like my sex like i love my food

[Formerly Yak]

actions speak louder than words

I like my sex like i love my food
Flavorful, well portioned and satisfying.

I like my sex how I like my alcohol.

[WhaWhaWha]

Full bodied with multiple shots

I like my women like I like my laundry

[Formerly Yak]

Clean, fresh and all nice and neat. (in those ways too)

I like my sex how I like my workouts.

[WhaWhaWha]

Sweaty and Painful.

I like my women like I like my Video Games

[Formerly Yak]

fast-paced, well-developed (in all of the right areas) and visually stunning.

I like my women how I like my books.

[WhaWhaWha]

With soft covers and easy passages.

I like my women like I like my bicycle

[Hau Rock]

vivid and full of dick (you do like them romance novels don't you yak)


edit: used by the whole community for whawha


I like my women like I like my tea

[WhaWhaWha]

Weak and half creamed (sorry couldn't help it)

I like my women like I like my barbeque

[Hau Rock]

sauced, fried, baked, or battered?

I like my woman like I like my duct tape

[Rinnie]

Shiny and effective for many uses.

I like my men like I like my music.

[Andreamedis]

Loud enough to drown out the neighbors. =^_^=

I like my lovers like I like my winters.

[SweetCheex]

close and cosy

I like my men like i like my bed

[WhaWhaWha]

Firm and Supportive With clean linens

I likemy women like I like my baseball games

[Andreamedis]

Playing with 8 other men? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

I like my sex like I like skydiving.

[naughtygirl666]

Highflying, exciting and hot as hell.

I like my men how i like my car?

[Pussy Patrol]

Hard ride,racy n fast.

I like my woman I like my mistress

[SweetCheex]

available, kinky & never too tired
i like my man like i like my movies...

[richief]

available, kinky & never too tired
i like my man like i like my movies...

Hot steamy and full of action

Ilike my women I like my cars.

[Formerly Yak]

Versatile, quick and with a loud engine. ;-)

I like my sex how I like my parties.

[Andreamedis]

Loud, tons of people, and all night long.

I like my lovers like I like my ice cream

[Formerly Yak]

Loud, tons of people, and all night long.

I like my lovers like I like my ice cream
Cool, sweet, well-balanced and full of cream. ;)

I like my lovemaking how I like my books.

[Camel Toe]

Comical, and imaginary.
I like my reality the way I like my many LSD induced hallucinations.

[Formerly Yak]

Comical, and imaginary.
I like my reality the way I like my many LSD induced hallucinations.


So trippy you feel as if you're going to fall off of the face of this Earth. :wall:

I like my sports how I like my reality.

[Pussy Patrol]

With action right in yr face

I like my bourbon I like my coke

[SweetCheex]

cold n fizzy?!? lol :wall:

i like my baths like i like my holidays

[Andreamedis]

One per month? :eek:

I like my sex like I like the opera.

[Formerly Yak]

One per month? :eek:

I like my sex like I like the opera.
Rich, lush and very satisfying.

I like my sports match-ups like I like my dates.

[SweetCheex]

passionate & entertaining

i like my sex like i like my parties

[richief]

a little bit naughty.

I like my bike like I like my ladies.

[SweetCheex]

well-oiled, fast & reliable

i like my men like i like my dinner

[richief]

well-oiled, fast & reliable

i like my men like i like my dinner

hot and spicey in large portions

I like rugby like i like cakes.

[SweetCheex]

light & creamy!?! lol! x

i like my work-out sessions like i like my sleep

[SkoolGirl]

Dark and mysterious





I like my men like I like my hair brush

[WhaWhaWha]

Just a few stray strands of hair and some missing teeth.

I like my women like I like my Salmon Mousse

[Formerly Yak]

Just a few stray strands of hair and some missing teeth.

I like my women like I like my Salmon Mousse
Light, bubbly and flavorful.

I like my drinks how I like my women.

[WhaWhaWha]

Light, bubbly and flavorful.

I like my drinks how I like my women.
Also, Light, bubbly and flavorful.

I like my blow jobs like I like my cookies

[Formerly Yak]

Also, Light, bubbly and flavorful.

I like my blow jobs like I like my cookies
a sweet finish, with a lot of "white chocolate" chips. ;)

I like my nights how I like my choices in women.

[Andruha1]

hehe

[WhaWhaWha]

I like my nights how I like my choices in women.
Dark, cool, and laden with oncoming headlights from every direction.

I like my porn like I like my cereal

[Katie Unleashed]

Covered in 'milk' and a healthy start to the day

I like my orgasms how I like my forum posts

[Formerly Yak]

Covered in 'milk' and a healthy start to the day

I like my orgasms how I like my forum posts

Numerous, and plentiful.

I like my women how I like my alcohol intake at a party.

[SweetCheex]

strategically poured over me &into ur mouth! whatchout its slippery slide down ladies...!

i like my parties like i like my men

[Formerly Yak]

strategically poured over me &into ur mouth! whatchout its slippery slide down ladies...!

i like my parties like i like my men

Fun, lively, and there's always a catch. :)

I like my women how I like my amusement parks. lol

[SweetCheex]

fast, exicting, thrilling & scary all at once! :eek: x

i like massages like i like makin luuurrrve

[Formerly Yak]

fast, exicting, thrilling & scary all at once! :eek: x

i like massages like i like makin love

Relaxing, satisfying with a sweet hot finish. :)
(ps you may need to stretch a bit after :-E)

I like my sex how I like my food.

[SweetCheex]

tasty, fulfilling, a little spice & a sweetly-sexy dessert! (cor yum!)

i like my parties like i like my movies

[Formerly Yak]

tasty, fulfilling, a little spice & a sweetly-sexy dessert! (cor yum!)

i like my parties like i like my movies

Well developed, full of good characters and with a brilliant ending.

I like my nights out how I like my choices in women.

[SweetCheex]

crazy, up-for-it and wishing u could do it all over again

i like my friends like i like my ice-cream

[Formerly Yak]

crazy, up-for-it and wishing u could do it all over again

i like my friends like i like my ice-cream

Sweet, chill and with a few nuts. :)

I like my posse how I like my choices in movies.

[SweetCheex]

action-packed, full of sexy people and with a few twists

i like my sundays like i like my breakfasts

[Formerly Yak]

action-packed, full of sexy people and with a few twists

i like my sundays like i like my breakfasts

Full and tasty. :)

I like my weekends how I like my sex.

[SweetCheex]

long, sexy, full of fun and oh-so satisfying...(so u have that fuzzy glow on Monday)

i like my desserts like i like my man

[Formerly Yak]

long, sexy, full of fun and oh-so satisfying...(so u have that fuzzy glow on Monday)

i like my desserts like i like my man

Sweet, fun, appetizing and with enough substance to leave you wanting more.


I like my food how I like my women.

[SweetCheex]

well presented - with hardly any dressing and a sweet sprinkle of spice

i like my girls-night-in like i like my music

[Formerly Yak]

well presented - with hardly any dressing and a sweet sprinkle of spice

i like my girls-night-in like i like my music

Fun filled, along with dancing and lots of smiling.

I like my guitars how I like my woman.

[SweetCheex]

beautifully sexy and in-tune (with u)

i like my tea like i like my man

[Formerly Yak]

beautifully sexy and in-tune (with u)

i like my tea like i like my man

Savory, flavorful and with a nice finish.

I like my movies how I like my sex

[WhaWhaWha]

Loud, well lit, with lots of special effects.

I like my porn forum like I like my Newspapers

[SkoolGirl]

Trashy, pointless and bad spelling.






I like my news papers like I like my dry cleaning..

[WhaWhaWha]

Sanitized and over pressed.

I like my holidays like I like my breakfast

[Formerly Yak]

Sanitized and over pressed.

I like my holidays like I like my breakfast

Fun, satisfying and the beginning of something great. :)

I like my dates how I like my TV Shows.

[WhaWhaWha]

Filmed before a live audience.

I Like my car like I like my dog.

[Formerly Yak]

Filmed before a live audience.

I Like my car like I like my dog.

wheezing, mobile but barely alive.

I like my performances (in music) how I like my sex.

[curiousgirl]

Lots of spandex and screaming.

I like my sex like I like my jager.

[Formerly Yak]

Lots of spandex and screaming.

I like my sex like I like my jager.

In good quantity and potent.

I like my workouts how I like my sex.

[curiousgirl]

In good quantity and potent.

I like my workouts how I like my sex.

intense and enough to make my muscles ache

I like my cat how I like my lingerie.

[Formerly Yak]

intense and enough to make my muscles ache

I like my cat how I like my lingerie.

Fun, cute and playful

I like my party games how I like my dates.

[Camel Toe]

Intended for children ages 3-7.
I like vaginas. And how! I like vaginas.

[Lowlandriders]

Hot wet and succulent

I like my sex like I like my movies

[WhaWhaWha]

With decent lighting and at least one good climax.

I like my sex like I like my back yard.

[naughtygirl666]

With decent lighting and at least one good climax.

I like my sex like I like my back yard.

Long, dirty and never quite know what suprises await.

I like my sex how i like my coffee.

[Andreamedis]

Hot and with a spoon in it. =^_^=

I like my lovers like I like my marshmallows.

[diveherdown]

soft, mushy, and burnt on the end of a stick?

I like my job and I like my wit

EDIT- I think I blew it

[WhaWhaWha]

half done is good enough for both.

I like my final exams like I like my Jacuzzi

[onenauhgtygirl29]

Over quickly and full of chemicals. ( Or should I be the one full of chemicals?)




I like my spankings like I like my cheeseburger.

[diveherdown]

firm and juicy

I like my jacket like I like my humor

[naughtygirl666]

dry, warm and welcoming

I like my food the way i like my attitude.

[WhaWhaWha]

Well balanced and nicely arranged.

I like my sleep like I like my Weather

[Pussy Patrol]

Blissful and balmy


I like my sex like I like my cars.

[WhaWhaWha]

Well used with plenty of headroom.

I like my porn like I like my steak

[Andreamedis]

All cut up.

I like my dates like I like my video games.