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Incubus
09-07-2009, 07:29 PM
Enough of all the happy go lucky crap. let's get gruesome!! :-E
Incubus
09-07-2009, 07:29 PM
me first!! DEATH BY SNU SNU!! :awesome:
AZRIEL
09-07-2009, 07:42 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/normal_1182828015628.jpg
deidre79
09-07-2009, 07:43 PM
i have found piano wire to be the simplest method in the past but you would probably prefer fire.:kiss: things can get hot in a hurry if you are not careful.
Incubus
09-07-2009, 07:45 PM
chain a cement block to her ankle and drop her in a river at low tide while the water is only waist deep. then wait.
Emily23XXX
09-07-2009, 07:52 PM
Hmmm, I'm thinking poison :rolleyes:
rickstar
09-07-2009, 07:53 PM
Hang you from a tree and cut your main artery on your leg and leave you to bleed to death.
Uh, I like that thread very much!
I'd lock him in a big yard with a few hideouts and some very very hungry animals... Hm. Wild dogs? Yeah, sounds good!
Whitey44
09-07-2009, 08:11 PM
I would place Jule in a room with someone that has a deep southern American accent that talks too much. ;)
Incubus
09-07-2009, 08:15 PM
i'd bound your hands and feet and lock you in an empty room.
oh did I mention i'd do this after gouging your eyes out?
I would place Jule in a room with someone that has a deep southern American accent that talks too much. ;)
Oh gosh no! *Falls to her knees in front of him* Pleeeease Whitey, have mercy with me! You sadist, you!
i'd bound your hands and feet and lock you in an empty room.
oh did I mention i'd do this after gouging your eyes out?
I'd fuck him to death. :lol:
deidre79
09-07-2009, 08:18 PM
chain a cement block to her ankle and drop her in a river at low tide while the water is only waist deep. then wait.
you would do that to me? :( i would just put you in a room with hard core conservative Christians. with whips and cat tails. :excited:
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tenguy
09-07-2009, 08:24 PM
you would do that to me? :( i would just put you in a room with hard core conservative Christians. with whips and cat tails. :excited:
I http://www.coolsmileys.org/smilies/fighting0013.gif
With kindness, she'd just die if some one in here extended it to her.
deidre79
09-07-2009, 08:26 PM
With kindness, she'd just die if some one in here extended it to her.
tenguy :) i would put you in a room with all of the women you love (had) or ever desired...:kiss:
Tightcuntlover
09-07-2009, 08:27 PM
:-E
A pillow over your face .....
and it'd be fun to see your legs kicking!!
Incubus
09-07-2009, 08:28 PM
slow strangulation. i'd stop just before he passes out, make him catch a breath then start again.
pegasus09
09-07-2009, 08:28 PM
knife under the rib cage up through the heart, nothing personel
Tightcuntlover
09-07-2009, 08:31 PM
slow strangulation. i'd stop just before he passes out, make him catch a breath then start again.
hah.....
You thinks that's mean?
How about death by a thousand cuts?
Incubus
09-07-2009, 08:33 PM
how about if i cut your tongue out and watch you bleed to death?
Tightcuntlover
09-07-2009, 08:40 PM
how about if i cut your tongue out and watch you bleed to death?
Nice idea....but no cigar.
How about Chinese Bamboo torture?
Chinese Bamboo Torture is an ancient form of torture which utilises the natural properties of bamboo.
The victim is taken outside and either strung between two posts or trees or strapped to a base composed of widely separated slats. The aim is to have the victim suspended horizontally with access to his or her torso from below.
This takes place directly above a patch of young bamboo plants, a plant which is very strong and grows rapidly reaching staggering heights.
Hence as the victim lay suspended in mid air the bamboo would begin to grow towards them.
The pain and discomfort at being held in such an unnatural position for several days was in itself a bad experience. However the torturers would also cut the tips of the stems to ensure a sharp point as they grew towards the victim. When the bamboo reached the victims skin the real pain began as the sharp points dug in.
If the victim refused to cooperate at this point (or if the torturer was particularly sadistic) they were left there as the bamboo continued to grow. Owing to the incredible strength of the bamboo stem and the sharpness of the tip, the plant would on most occasions pierce the skin and continue to grow through the abdomen (and any other flesh in its way) eventually causing death.
fancy that?
rayray1007
09-07-2009, 08:43 PM
Beat you to death with a marble dildo from ancient Greece.
Tightcuntlover
09-07-2009, 08:44 PM
Beat you to death with a marble dildo from ancient Greece.
It wasn't called 'Elgin'
was it?
lol
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Ac.marbles.jpg/582px-Ac.marbles.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Ac.marbles.jpg)
Incubus
09-08-2009, 12:33 PM
repeatedly
Tightcuntlover
09-08-2009, 12:35 PM
repeatedly
Go back to your location!!
lor280465
09-08-2009, 12:39 PM
A chainsaw sounds good
Texas Jammer
09-08-2009, 01:12 PM
How about we make love until one of us keels over?
naughtygirl666
09-08-2009, 02:00 PM
Well i don't feel i can be too mean since i don't know you
So i guess just slit your throat, making sure the blade severs your carotid artery, so you bleed to death quickly.
rickstar
09-08-2009, 02:09 PM
death by fire send you back to hell.
Texas Jammer
09-08-2009, 02:19 PM
Lay you on the floor, nail your elbows and knees to the floor then begin cutting on you using a very dull knife, making small incisions allowing you to bleed slowly. To slow the bleeding I will pack the wounds with salt.
Incubus
09-08-2009, 02:24 PM
painstakingly bore through your skull with a 'manual' hand drill
http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:5qsjaewFiZChVM::blog.simslearningconnections.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/old-hand-drill-small.jpg&h=94&w=121&usg=__fv-JjNNb0OqSxdVTVc9ugzNXWBs=
Littlekitten
09-08-2009, 04:00 PM
I'd hire a succubus, because they can be fun.
WhaWhaWha
09-08-2009, 05:08 PM
Asphyxiation through merciless tickling
Littlekitten
09-08-2009, 05:10 PM
:O how cruel... i pick....poking with a stick
WhaWhaWha
09-08-2009, 05:14 PM
sew all her orifices shut, except her lips. Seal lips to a spigot on a keg of corn syrup and fill 'er up.
Incubus
09-08-2009, 05:21 PM
staple your eyelids open and strap you to a chair placed in front of an industrial strength fan.
not sure if that would kill you but it's worth a shot.
snreu105
09-08-2009, 05:58 PM
Two in the chest,
One in the head,
Always leaves the other guy dead...
sorry inky
Lioness
09-08-2009, 06:27 PM
Bite him on the neck and rip his jugular out with my teeth then lap up his warm blood with my tongue...rawwrrrrrrrrr
blupwr
09-08-2009, 06:45 PM
i couldnt hurt lioness:(
Pioneer!
09-08-2009, 07:28 PM
with kindness:)
Kimiko
09-08-2009, 07:33 PM
Before I answer, is that really you in your avatar picture? :)
sullygom
09-08-2009, 07:57 PM
by forcing her to sit on my face !!!
trumpet
09-08-2009, 07:59 PM
By long term cricket deprivation.
Emily23XXX
09-08-2009, 07:59 PM
poison
blupwr
09-08-2009, 08:02 PM
with kindness:)
nooooooo!!!!:wall::wall::wall::wall:
anon y mouse
09-08-2009, 08:07 PM
Death by asphyxiation AKA face sitting lol
Littlekitten
09-08-2009, 08:26 PM
deprivation from said face sitting :P
blupwr
09-08-2009, 08:27 PM
she think that will kill me?? ha. im gonna say same answer for now.but with cock in the mouth.:excited:
peace ya'll i gotta go.
aww she jumpin in front of me.well same goes for you too i guess.
Pioneer!
09-08-2009, 08:43 PM
Before I answer, is that really you in your avatar picture? :)
surely is
EeVa!
09-08-2009, 09:16 PM
Hell i don't wanna kill him or want him dead but.............
I do want him stiff though ;)
Yak16
09-08-2009, 09:21 PM
I wouldn't kill her, but I'd at least remove those tantalizing jean shorts from her luscious hips in her avatar pic though ;)
Pioneer!
09-08-2009, 09:21 PM
Hell i don't wanna kill him or want him dead but.............
I do want him stiff though ;)
Mmmmmmm how could i ever want sucha beauty dead?
Stiff you would have me you sexy minx! :kiss:
ivo13
09-08-2009, 10:44 PM
wires, bamboo, fire, knives, i don't think i want to expend that much energy on someone i'm going to kill. i don't want to get dirty, or worn out. so, i would take to an under ground room, where no sunlight can be seen. i would not tie you up, or chain you down. i would tell you to think of a time you mistreated someone you loved. then i would leave, lock the door and throw away the keys. your done, bye.:wall:
Lookn4awillin1
09-09-2009, 12:49 AM
Like "Vlad the Impaler" did it. Put you on a tapered post and let your weight and gravity take their toll over the course of days. I'd offer you a meal, but you'd be to full in the other end to take anything in your mouth. :eek:
DrewLongstrider
09-09-2009, 01:10 AM
haha, since I haven't had a cross word with him, not today....lol
Lady Fox
09-09-2009, 01:14 AM
Don't know them so would let them live
Justoldbill
09-09-2009, 01:14 AM
I choose kindness. Particularly since I don't know who the person above me is and random slaughter can do serious damage to one's social standing.:razz:
Lady Fox
09-09-2009, 01:19 AM
Thank u so much for letting me live...maybe I can repay u somehow;)I choose kindness. Particularly since I don't know who the person above me is and random slaughter can do serious damage to one's social standing.:razz:
DrewLongstrider
09-09-2009, 01:34 AM
Kill her softly with my song of love and sex!
blupwr
09-09-2009, 04:53 AM
ummmm... run him over with a tractor? or wood chipper? its his choice.:excited:
Lookn4awillin1
09-09-2009, 04:57 AM
haha, since I haven't had a cross word with him, not today....lolCome on man, go ahead and kill me, but make it newsworthy. You can be famous, well, infamous anyway.:rolleyes:
Rinnie
09-09-2009, 05:11 AM
With a Jigsaw trap of their choice. xD Though I would prefer not to kill anyone. ;D
Lookn4awillin1
09-09-2009, 05:40 AM
With a Jigsaw trap of their choice. xD Though I would prefer not to kill anyone. ;DYou are right, why kill someone...it is so much nicer to ravage them.;)
Rinnie
09-09-2009, 05:42 AM
Oh, very true. lol. c:
Lioness
09-09-2009, 05:43 AM
For L4: Turning him inside out sucking his cock and making him cum!!
blupwr
09-09-2009, 05:44 AM
fuck her to death:razz:
Lioness
09-09-2009, 05:46 AM
asphyxiation
Druidoak
09-09-2009, 05:52 AM
lick her to death(little death as it is sometimes called)
blupwr
09-09-2009, 05:52 AM
lioness-drown her with cum:excited:
Lioness
09-09-2009, 05:53 AM
lick her to death(little death as it is sometimes called)
lioness-drown her with cum:excited:
I'd "beat" them both to death!!! I'm ambidextrous!!!
naughtygirl666
09-09-2009, 06:52 AM
Hmmm not sure i want to kill the lioness, we both have the same morals on doing things we can put off.
Nope going to be nice and let her live. ^_^
pegasus09
09-09-2009, 08:38 AM
Couldnt kill Ng, would stand in the way and take any blows meant for her
crazyazaindian
09-09-2009, 09:30 AM
hummmmm me shoot him full of arrows then scalp em lol
Druidoak
09-09-2009, 06:00 PM
Finally, a guy so now I can get creative.:excited:
I would rap him in a green buffalo hide, tie it off with rawhide laces soaked in water, then let him lay in the hot sun.
xnxxenophobe
09-09-2009, 06:35 PM
allow him to choke on his own shit which could happen any moment now
Incubus
09-09-2009, 06:37 PM
use my bare fists and pound his face into mush.
lor280465
09-09-2009, 06:38 PM
I'll kill him with kindness
xnxxenophobe
09-09-2009, 06:38 PM
skin her alive and wear her
Lioness
09-09-2009, 08:07 PM
poison him with mushrooms and then bury him in the garden as fertilizer
sullygom
09-09-2009, 09:10 PM
with a meat injection of her choice !!!:excited:
mr one
09-09-2009, 09:11 PM
a big hammer
noone3125
09-09-2009, 09:15 PM
first i would skin you while burning you to keep you alive. Then, after plucking out your eyes, I'd stab through the carotid and jugular in your neck and fuck the hole as blood sprays on my cock. Finally, if you are still conscious, I will slit the rest of your throat and watch as you squeal.
Emily23XXX
09-09-2009, 09:15 PM
I'm thinking chain saw!! One piece at a time!! Might be kind of messy!!! :rolleyes:
mr one
09-09-2009, 09:16 PM
i thinking fuck her to death
zipper-head
09-09-2009, 09:28 PM
Crawl through the flames that eat your flesh. Drowned in my waters that know you best. On your knees where you shall crawl. Flying so high, you're taking the fall. Walk through the streets that know your name. All that's pure is now insane. Another trip, another lie. Life's hand of doom has you feeling fine. Step inside I have been waiting here for you. Bow down, you've chosen your maker. Never gives, always the taker. The electric burns that fuel the fire. I'm just your suicide messiah.
mr one
09-09-2009, 09:33 PM
nail gun
noone3125
09-09-2009, 09:34 PM
I'd make it fast, just come from behind and stab you in the iliac artery.
mr one
09-09-2009, 09:36 PM
ak47
submissivet09
09-09-2009, 09:47 PM
multiple orgasms
Yak16
09-09-2009, 09:47 PM
Sharp pain to the head while climaxing.
mr one
09-09-2009, 09:58 PM
toss him on my boat with a wood chiper and toss you in send your body out to the ocean
Druidoak
09-10-2009, 11:37 AM
Use the notorious Black and Decker pecker wrecker
Tightcuntlover
09-10-2009, 11:40 AM
Use the notorious Black and Decker pecker wrecker
Oh............
You've got one of those too?
Great Fun!!!
tenguy
09-10-2009, 11:44 AM
Stuff him in a tight cunt............................head first.:razz:
Tightcuntlover
09-10-2009, 11:49 AM
Stuff him in a tight cunt............................head first.:razz:
lol
How kind of you!!
Back where I came from eh?
Lickable
09-10-2009, 12:00 PM
slowly.....with kindness
freethinker
09-10-2009, 12:13 PM
with my tongue, licking her to death, slowly
HappyCouple
09-10-2009, 12:25 PM
just WEAR HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
freethinker
09-10-2009, 12:35 PM
give her a chance to wear me out, and hope I can outlast her
Glitterbug2212
09-10-2009, 12:36 PM
by using the force to stop his breathing...now i just need to gain control of the force
freethinker
09-10-2009, 12:38 PM
test my theory that repeated orgasms from continuous oral stimulation can be fatal...
naughtygirl666
09-10-2009, 12:45 PM
Tie him up naked outside, then cover him with honey. Throw birdseed all over him and then let him be slowly pecked to death
Glitterbug2212
09-10-2009, 12:47 PM
Tie him up naked outside, then cover him with honey. Throw birdseed all over him and then let him be slowly pecked to death
strap her down in front of a sex machine so she cant get away and have it fuck her continuously
freethinker
09-10-2009, 12:50 PM
give you both bear hugs until you pass out, then change my mind and resuscitate you
Incubus
09-10-2009, 01:32 PM
i'm gonna need a machete, two bottles of formaldehyde and access to the nation's electrical grid...
oh and a mop
naughtygirl666
09-10-2009, 01:45 PM
i would chain him up, slice of his eyelids, then sew up his nostrels so he could only breath through his mouth. I would then get out a hand saw, and cut of each of his fingers and toes. Finally i would nick all his major arteries and just let him bleed to death.
Incubus
09-10-2009, 01:50 PM
i would chain him up, slice of his eyelids, then sew up his nostrels so he could only breath through his mouth. I would then get out a hand saw, and cut of each of his fingers and toes. Finally i would nick all his major arteries and just let him bleed to death.
thanks for making it quick and painless! :eek:
force feed you gallons upon gallons of water and make you piss into a tub. i'll repeat this until the tub is full then drown you in your own urine.
catrina604
09-10-2009, 01:51 PM
with love
Glitterbug2212
09-10-2009, 01:54 PM
thanks for making it quick and painless! :eek:
force feed you gallons upon gallons of water and make you piss into a tub. i'll repeat this until the tub is full then drown you in your own urine.
that much water in a short time period might be enough to kill them anyways by flushing all the minerals and all out of their body
naughtygirl666
09-10-2009, 02:04 PM
thanks for making it quick and painless! :eek:
force feed you gallons upon gallons of water and make you piss into a tub. i'll repeat this until the tub is full then drown you in your own urine.
Aww you care that much..sweet
Well i was going to feed you to sharks and have done with it, but then i realised they hadn't done anything to deserve that..;)
WhaWhaWha
09-10-2009, 02:22 PM
Strap her to a chair, pry her eyelids open with toothpicks, and make her watch Shanghai Surprise. She will likely take her own life.
Auuuughhh Sean Penn and Madonna on the same screen!!
Lioness
09-10-2009, 05:07 PM
give him some cement boots and make him swim with the fishes
freethinker
09-10-2009, 06:49 PM
draw a bead on her with my trusty Weatherby from about a hundrfed yards...slip the safety off...take a breath and let it out...and slowly pull the trigger...
Then decide she is much too majestic, and let off the trigger squeeze and put the safety back on...
mr one
09-10-2009, 07:14 PM
he a bear so i think i need a hunting game :excited:
TiffanyAnne
09-10-2009, 07:29 PM
Couldn't kill anyone with an Avatar that is SO SEXY!!!!
soosweet
09-10-2009, 07:31 PM
would fingure fuck n suck with no sparing!
(hey would never wanna hurt you..sry)
freethinker
09-10-2009, 07:50 PM
pass her around among a group of her favorite forum members until she was a spent, dried up husk...
Texas Jammer
09-10-2009, 07:54 PM
Does my avatar give you a hint?
Littlekitten
09-10-2009, 08:15 PM
dump a bucket of liquid nitrogen over their head, then poke them, so they shatter into a million tiny pieces
Lioness
09-10-2009, 10:31 PM
she lives in the midwest so that is probably torture enough :p
Yak16
09-10-2009, 10:42 PM
I wouldn't Kill Lioness. I'd probably unleash my Dragon upon her.
Lioness
09-10-2009, 10:51 PM
Slay the Dragon...
thicklongdick917
09-10-2009, 10:56 PM
no idea
leejames929
09-11-2009, 02:41 AM
droned him in holy water
Lioness
09-11-2009, 02:48 AM
make him write "drown" a million times
WhaWhaWha
09-11-2009, 05:38 AM
:awesome: Massive hunting party
xnxxenophobe
09-11-2009, 06:53 AM
boiling
Wolfleader
09-11-2009, 06:59 AM
impaling
xnxxenophobe
09-11-2009, 07:03 AM
impaling
suffocation by defecation into mouth
Druidoak
09-11-2009, 08:25 AM
Just flush the toilet :excited:
Whitey44
09-11-2009, 11:10 AM
Have him give one of his ant-muslim speeches to a crowd in Pakistan.
Incubus
09-11-2009, 11:56 AM
have him give a racist speech at the million man march
Whitey44
09-11-2009, 12:00 PM
Have him sit in church and throw holy water on him! ;)
Incubus
09-11-2009, 03:52 PM
Have him sit in church and throw holy water on him! ;)
You fiend!! :eek:
take away his guns and bibles!
max2k
09-11-2009, 04:19 PM
with a rusty spoon...
Druidoak
09-11-2009, 04:21 PM
Hide the tea and crumpets:excited:
max2k
09-11-2009, 04:26 PM
leave him to die from is utterly non-witty remarks and boredom :P haha
freethinker
09-11-2009, 04:30 PM
Druidoak: chainsaw.
max2k: nail his cock to the stump, pour gasoline over it, hand him a rusty knife and light a match...
max2k
09-11-2009, 04:37 PM
ill give you credit, thats rather original.
pitty it wont save you from me giving you a local anesthetic and a blood drip, tying you up outside with an ants nest at your feet, then me slicing open your guts and laying them on the ants nest.
btw after an hour or two the anesthetic will have worn off and the drip will keep you alive just that little bit longer so you can be tormented by the feeling of the ants eating you inside out...
:P haha
freethinker
09-11-2009, 04:40 PM
been done, 'cept they soaked me in honey...c'mon, you can do better.
Tie his feet together and hang him upside down over a slow fire, as the blood rushes to his brain and begins to boil, until his brain explodes.
max2k
09-11-2009, 04:45 PM
place you in chernobyl power plant for 15 mins, watch you die over the next 30 days
Incubus
09-11-2009, 04:51 PM
cut both your wrists off and bitch slap you to death with your severed hands
baller16
09-11-2009, 04:53 PM
just shoot him in that certain place in the stomach area that guarantees you'll die a slow death, and let him bleed to death. not worth all of the effort of some kind of ellaborate death.
Incubus
09-11-2009, 04:58 PM
give him a book and tell him to read it or die.
freethinker
09-11-2009, 05:00 PM
Bind you hand and foot, and tie you loosely to a long steel pole by your neck, chest and hips, then bind you tightly to it at the chest with a slipknot. Set the pole upright into a hole in the ground, and take another pointed, greased steel rod and set it ini the ground unferneath you, with the point just penetrating your ass. Release the slipknot,and watch as you slowly slide down the larger pole, impaling yourself on the smaller one...
baller16
09-11-2009, 05:00 PM
tell him to come up with some original shit that doesn't suck and that I'd stab him every time he said something recycled or unoriginal
-directed at Incubus- not bothering with freethinker at the moment
Incubus
09-11-2009, 05:03 PM
bind both your wrist to a chain attached to a tall crane and spin you around at break neck speed until the g forces explode your brain or your arms get ripped of from their sockets and your armless body is hurled hundreds of feet through the air...
max2k
09-11-2009, 05:04 PM
Bind you hand and foot, and tie you loosely to a long steel pole by your neck, chest and hips, then bind you tightly to it at the chest with a slipknot. Set the pole upright into a hole in the ground, and take another pointed, greased steel rod and set it ini the ground unferneath you, with the point just penetrating your ass. Release the slipknot,and watch as you slowly slide down the larger pole, impaling yourself on the smaller one...
sounds kinda fun... haha
id make you listen to a eurovision failure sing over again and again...
baller16
09-11-2009, 05:08 PM
Some people just don't understand the art of simplicity.
I'd lock both of them in a room that there was absolutely no way out of with no food and wait for them to eat each other to death.
Incubus
09-11-2009, 05:43 PM
Some people just don't understand the art of simplicity.
.
you're an expert simpleton, that we all know :rolleyes:
WhaWhaWha
09-11-2009, 07:52 PM
unplug his computer and pour his whiskey down the drain.
Lioness
09-11-2009, 10:24 PM
bore him to death
Yak16
09-11-2009, 10:27 PM
bore him to death
Let my Dragon sink his teeth into her.
Lioness
09-11-2009, 10:31 PM
Consume his Dragon
Yak16
09-11-2009, 10:34 PM
Consume his Dragon
Consume her kitty.
Lioness
09-11-2009, 10:39 PM
smother him :rolleyes:
Yak16
09-11-2009, 10:41 PM
smother him :rolleyes:
Gag her to death. With the Dragon.
Lioness
09-11-2009, 10:53 PM
bite his head off
redeyed
09-12-2009, 12:22 AM
be nice to her...
Druidoak
09-12-2009, 02:14 AM
Drowned him in Visine, while making him listen to Ben Stein recite Shakespeare.
Yak16
09-12-2009, 02:18 AM
I'd kill them through a sniper rifle's scope. With a 7.62 round to the head. Clean shot. *squeezes trigger*
bar34
09-12-2009, 02:20 AM
i donīt kill !
i only abuse, kidnapp, torture, rape, sodomize ...
bar34
09-12-2009, 02:31 AM
but the bottom line is ...
http://sugarhigh.abstractdynamics.org/archives/man-ray-larmes-tears-1932-33-2801792.1.jpg
U would kill me ! :(
Yak16
09-12-2009, 02:31 AM
I'd kill them softly with my song! :-P
*Yak strums softly on his lute*
bar34
09-12-2009, 02:38 AM
yep ... that song played over and over again would kill me !
Lioness
09-12-2009, 02:39 AM
with spoiled linguica
Yak16
09-12-2009, 02:40 AM
With a warm embrace.
freethinker
09-12-2009, 03:21 AM
779741
Emily23XXX
09-12-2009, 05:30 PM
Poison!! Don't want any blood on his fur so I can skin him. Then me and my GF can roll around naked on him!!!! :)
freethinker
09-12-2009, 06:25 PM
:eek:
Can do that while I'm alive!!!!!
Okay, okay, lemme think...tie her up and ride her bear-back until she dies screaming in ecstasy...
Lioness
09-12-2009, 06:53 PM
lure him with the smell of fish and then trap him :razz:
j/k...I never smell fishy...always sweet and yummy!!! *liiiiiiiiiiick suck slurp*
dragonflyjames
09-12-2009, 07:04 PM
With my LOVE GUN!
Lioness
09-12-2009, 07:08 PM
Send him to orgasmic bliss
Yak16
09-12-2009, 07:43 PM
779741
AWESOME! Thanks FreeThinker!
I'd give him a barrel full of salmon.
and I'd give Lioness an orgasm to end all orgasms. ;)
submissivet09
09-12-2009, 07:45 PM
with his head between my thighs :)
Yak16
09-12-2009, 07:46 PM
with his head between my thighs :)
Suffocate her from choking her too hard during rough sex. :eek:
submissivet09
09-12-2009, 07:52 PM
by sitting on his face ...
freethinker
09-12-2009, 09:00 PM
by sitting on his face ...
Ewwww, must be one nasty snapper...
With a bear hug, just in case...
submissivet09
09-12-2009, 09:03 PM
by snuggles ....
redeyed
09-13-2009, 12:29 AM
lick her to death...
Naturally.Sweet
09-14-2009, 03:31 PM
Heart attack, he couldn't handle it ;)
pegasus09
09-14-2009, 03:47 PM
smoother her with kisses
Naturally.Sweet
09-14-2009, 03:53 PM
I wouldn't kill him, just give the most incredible experience. ;)
pegasus09
09-14-2009, 03:55 PM
die myself after the most incredible experience ;)
rcarson13@yahoo.com
09-14-2009, 03:56 PM
I wouldn't literally kill her, but I'd fuck her into unconsciousness.
SweetCheex
09-15-2009, 07:59 PM
suffocate him with my cheeks :wink:
freethinker
09-16-2009, 06:39 AM
Bring her to her peak orgasmic state and keep her there until she expired from sheer pleasure
crazyazaindian
09-16-2009, 08:00 AM
i wouldn't kill my bear friend ied just send him a case of brew
rcarson13@yahoo.com
09-17-2009, 02:17 PM
With Crazy Horse's tomahawk.
freethinker
09-17-2009, 02:21 PM
Flay him, slowly and painfully
richief
09-17-2009, 02:35 PM
Flay him, slowly and painfully
dip him in hydroflouric acid and watch him melt
freethinker
09-17-2009, 02:50 PM
Feed him feet first into a wood chipper, very slowly
deidre79
09-17-2009, 09:49 PM
^^...by making him think along strict ideological lines intersecting one another at the event horizon.:kiss:
rcarson13@yahoo.com
09-17-2009, 10:00 PM
I will be pulled inexorably into the black hole. I'd rather die the "little death" of an orgasm while fucking you.
deidre79
09-17-2009, 10:11 PM
tying him up (too tight?) :( and making him listen to famous speeches by Republican Presidents over and over.....we will start with Theodore Roosevelt. :excited:
rcarson13@yahoo.com
09-17-2009, 10:38 PM
was a trust buster. Nixon opened China. These were both loberal achievements by Republocan presidents. I still think I'd like to fuck you to death.
freethinker
09-24-2009, 03:03 PM
He's been behaving a bit better lately...a quick double tap to the brain pan with a 9mm
MrFors
09-24-2009, 03:05 PM
Drop a piano on the head loony toons style :excited:
blupwr
09-24-2009, 03:08 PM
a pipe bomb?
freethinker
09-24-2009, 03:45 PM
Tie him to a surgical table with a viagra IV to keep his pecker up, and invite all the women here to fuck him to death
blupwr
09-24-2009, 03:50 PM
i couldnt kill him for doing something sooo nice.
MaryBethBoobs
09-25-2009, 03:43 AM
while riding him, slice his throat as he orgasims and watch him die
Drakeson
09-25-2009, 10:03 AM
Iocane powder into her wine before sex and giver her the last ride she will ever have.
freethinker
09-25-2009, 01:29 PM
Very slowly, and very, very painfully...he would beg to die
blupwr
09-25-2009, 01:32 PM
a bear trap to the balls.:eek::excited:
freethinker
09-25-2009, 01:57 PM
double tap, right between the eyes
SweetCheex
09-25-2009, 07:44 PM
sexily strip-tease then sexily snuggle to death
rickstar
09-25-2009, 07:59 PM
Strangle her while havin sex just after i cum :evil:
Drakeson
09-25-2009, 08:31 PM
Car battery with jumper cables one to the left nut and one on the right nipple.
freethinker
09-26-2009, 11:34 AM
.50 cal Barrett at 1000 yards, to avoid getting any blood spatter on me
richief
09-26-2009, 11:39 AM
.50 cal Barrett at 1000 yards, to avoid getting any blood spatter on me
look left, there ya go.
HE 10 rounds fire for effect.
from 32000 metres
oh your fucked son.
freethinker
09-26-2009, 11:52 AM
Lock on to the heat signature from your engine in my A-10, toggle off two Mavericks with IR tracking, buh-bye tank, circle slowly to see if any survivors crawl out so I might get a chance to practice with my guns as well.
richief
09-26-2009, 11:55 AM
Lock on to the heat signature from your engine in my A-10, toggle off two Mavericks with IR tracking, buh-bye tank, circle slowly to see if any survivors crawl out so I might get a chance to practice with my guns as well.
oops sorry son friendly F22 tagged your ass.
freethinker
09-26-2009, 12:48 PM
Shame he didn't get me before I toggled off the Mavs...
And I have an ejection seat...
onenauhgtygirl29
09-26-2009, 01:13 PM
Ummmmm.... Kill him with kindness? :kiss:
freethinker
09-26-2009, 01:15 PM
lick her to death
Drakeson
09-26-2009, 01:16 PM
for naught29
I would tie her up tightsly. Get a double edged fantasy dagger. I would take it and slowly remover her clothes with it. Then penitate....her heart with it. while she is dieing i will look deaply into her eyes.
hope this isnt to much :)
freethinker
09-26-2009, 06:42 PM
Tie him face down over a table, buck nekkid, in a gay bar
blupwr
09-26-2009, 06:51 PM
hmm well i've always wanted a bear rug.sooo ima say a 30-06:excited:
MaryBethBoobs
09-27-2009, 04:53 AM
will sucking him off right as he started to cum into my mouth slice his balls wide open and watch him bleed out as i suck down his cum
Drakeson
09-27-2009, 04:56 AM
i would just fuck you to death
max005
09-27-2009, 05:02 AM
I will kill you without having any reason :D
freethinker
09-27-2009, 06:37 AM
Don't need a reason, just a method...
Would tie your hands and feet and feed you into a wood chipper feet first.
max005
09-27-2009, 08:41 AM
Only one Kick ..... :wink:
freethinker
09-27-2009, 12:24 PM
that's the spirit
240 grain .44 slug from TDK .44 Automag
anon y mouse
09-27-2009, 12:28 PM
slowly with a fuck
freethinker
09-27-2009, 12:57 PM
tie her down and let all the horny young 'uns from the forum fuck her to death...well, if they actually could...
rcarson13@yahoo.com
09-27-2009, 02:57 PM
Choke him with an ambiguity.
freethinker
09-27-2009, 04:49 PM
Take a live grenade, pull the pin, and shove it down his throat
submissivet09
09-27-2009, 05:20 PM
death by cuddles :)
anon y mouse
09-27-2009, 05:47 PM
death by chocolate
deidre79
09-27-2009, 05:53 PM
hot chocolate? with a mouse trap, cheese or butter..... :)
catrina604
09-27-2009, 05:53 PM
with love
richief
09-27-2009, 05:55 PM
I wouldnt I'm thinking of becoming a buddhist
Jamie90
09-27-2009, 05:56 PM
if I told you all my evil plan now Iīd be too easy to catch http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020191.gif (http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10)
(http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=12)
anon y mouse
09-27-2009, 06:12 PM
e.x.t.e.r.m.i.n.a.t.e
PatronofPorn
09-27-2009, 06:40 PM
With a big ass mousetrap.
Jackin_it
09-27-2009, 06:42 PM
cut ur tongue off
u would plead to death slowly
rcarson13@yahoo.com
09-27-2009, 07:00 PM
Give you unlimited hard core porn and let you jack your self to death
Camel Toe
09-27-2009, 07:46 PM
Show him a few pictures of teats and arses, and watch his pedophile brain explode.
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/indifferent/indifferent0027.gif
chunky
09-28-2009, 12:58 AM
With a smile.
crazyazaindian
09-28-2009, 04:18 AM
ied kill chunky with a two inch thick t-bone steak maybe hitting him with it would kill him lol
freethinker
09-28-2009, 07:21 AM
A hose, a funnel, and...
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Emily23XXX
10-01-2009, 09:52 PM
Bear trap
http://www.eightpointsnineseconds.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bear-trap.jpg
anon y mouse
10-01-2009, 09:58 PM
kill her with sex
richief
10-01-2009, 10:13 PM
kill her with sex
with a whole lot of love
freethinker
10-02-2009, 05:29 AM
quickly and painlessly
LusciousBytch
10-02-2009, 05:44 AM
With my rifle
freethinker
10-02-2009, 01:16 PM
Drive a wooden stake through her heart before she can crawl out of her crypt.