The never-ending sentence...

[iwant2bcuckolded]

It's story time!!

This is how it works, I'll start by typing a three word sentence, then the second poster will use three more words to continue the sentence, and so on.

Example:

(1st) "A guy named..."

(2nd) "Billy found a..."

(3rd) "man selling magic..."

and on it goes, hopefully without end, or people getting too bored of it, maybe we'll get a really enjoyable story going on!

I'll start....

"My mate James..."

[Lickable]

loved to ride

[freethinker]

his beautiful bride

[iwant2bcuckolded]

while she sucked

[Andreamedis]

a lollipop shaped like

[rickstar]

A very big

[iwant2bcuckolded]

bunny rabbit, which

[onenauhgtygirl29]

was funny because

[iwant2bcuckolded]

it had a

[onenauhgtygirl29]

raging erection that

[Hau Rock]

wiggled like a

[onenauhgtygirl29]

worm on a

[Hau Rock]

hook before being

[onenauhgtygirl29]

sacrificed to the

[Hau Rock]

giant venus flytrap

[onenauhgtygirl29]

that grew under

[Hau Rock]

the Grand Tetons

[iwant2bcuckolded]

National Park where

[Hau Rock]

the mountains are

[richief]

bonsai display mountains

[Hau Rock]

with tiny trees

[onenauhgtygirl29]

that are infested

[WickedGame]

.

/thread

(Couldn't help myself)

[sexylexie]

that are infested

by kangaroo's wearing

[Andreamedis]

bras on their heads, because

[seeminglysatisfied]

they are paraplegic

[gman001]

ever since they

[onenauhgtygirl29]

fell into a

[Hau Rock]

ditch with a

[onenauhgtygirl29]

wolverine that was

[Hau Rock]

Hau Rocks pet

[iwant2bcuckolded]

with a massive

[83fordify]

and amazingly long

[onenauhgtygirl29]

snout full of

[iwant2bcuckolded]

homemade ice cream

[onenauhgtygirl29]

that was made

[seeminglysatisfied]

in his very

[83fordify]

own ice cream

[onenauhgtygirl29]

bucket full of

[83fordify]

ants because he

[onenauhgtygirl29]

liked to taste

[seeminglysatisfied]

warm salty come. Though

[83fordify]

he still loves

[seeminglysatisfied]

women that enjoy

[83fordify]

hard anal sex

[Andreamedis]

but only when

[rickstar]

he can bring

[richief]

tins of oranges

[seeminglysatisfied]

eaten by arachnids

[iwant2bcuckolded]

smuggled in from

[onenauhgtygirl29]

a country that

[seeminglysatisfied]

is Italian because

[onenauhgtygirl29]

those are the

[seeminglysatisfied]

most boisterous people

[onenauhgtygirl29]

to have a

[seeminglysatisfied]

new tuxedo rented

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

for the annual

[sexy_guy]

trade fair of

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Association of Sex

[billblondel344]

Association of Sex


perverts and queers

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

; President Bill Blondel

[Andreamedis]

will be giving

[anon y mouse]

his all

[Andreamedis]

because he can't

[anon y mouse]

seem to find his

[Andreamedis]

wife's

[anon y mouse]

speech because

[Andreamedis]

he left it at

[anon y mouse]

the dry cleaners who

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

made the spot spread by

[anon y mouse]

rubbing in a little

[Angel0319]

hot sensual oil

[seeminglysatisfied]

liberally and with vigor for

[83fordify]

the pleasure of

[seeminglysatisfied]

oompa-loompa acrobats that

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

flipped and turned and did headstands...

[anon y mouse]

on the stained carpet which

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Slid and toppled him on his

[Camel Toe]

His head and breaking his neck killing him instantly, thus finishing the unremitting odyssey of our highly regarded and beloved hero, bringing an unexpected and untimely yet mercifully necessary conclusion to this enervated vain attempt at an ostensible never-ending sentence.
http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/Laughing/lol-040.gif

[urhatchetman]

keys in his pocket

(some people just have to ruin all the fun)

[DrewLongstrider]

he headed out to his

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

hot rod jalopy and drove

[itect]

to the top of an active volcano where he

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Hephaestus of several particularly obnoxious xnxx members, including Camel Toe and Billblondel, hoping to prevent the mountain's

[Andreamedis]

continued refusal to give back

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

the ring of the Nibulung. Therefore

[seeminglysatisfied]

as he supposed it was, in turn it now has been; therefore

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

whatever happened mattered

[seeminglysatisfied]

. / Although he saw the ship

[UNCRatDog]

on it's way to

[Goldpanner]

Glacier Bay, Alaska

[Andreamedis]

, he had his doubts that

[Goldpanner]

The ship would make it on time for

[Andreamedis]

the annual

[Pussy Patrol]

race from the harbour to the south pole

[Goldpanner]

which is extremley tough in rough seas.

[Pussy Patrol]

So much so that sea travel is now out of the question

[Andreamedis]

unless the ship is equipped with

[Pussy Patrol]

a gyroscopic stabilization unit just like on the Jupiter 2 on its way to alpa centuari when it had to cross....

[Goldpanner]

The Equator

[Pussy Patrol]

where it crashed and was over run by little green bugs who had nothing better to do than..

[Andreamedis]

crawl into the ship's instruments and short them out, forcing the crew to

[Pussy Patrol]

ask for a man named McGiver to construct something out of nothing which worked until..

[token247]

He had a heart attack from.....

[Pussy Patrol]

an excessive amt of hot chilli kebabs which only a man born in

[token247]

Sweden could eat and get.....

[Pussy Patrol]

and there happened to be a place that was open at this very time,there was a heaving tattoed lady serving behind the counter and as she was approached she beckoned out the back to the trapdoor that was sightly ajar,a high pitched sound was emanating from there and as you looked down to see what it was she pushed you ...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

but you ducked and calmly said, "Please give me a dozen of your habanero enchilladas, and half a dozen pickled habaneros on the side.. After eating these you paid your check, farted and

[token247]

drank too much and....

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

asked for a pickled sausage. A drunk opened his fly, pulled out his cock and said, "This one ought to be pickled. I know . . . "

[Pussy Patrol]

JUST RIGHT THEN A HUNGRY GYPSY WALKED PAST AND PISSED INTO HIS POCKET..

[amanuensis]

picking a penny-loaf of plentiful pickled peppers

[Pussy Patrol]

that Peter Piper Pickled on his way home from banging his

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

pickle packing mama, a really hot

[Pussy Patrol]

nasty cum lovin whore who used to post on this forum till she burnt up all her bandwidth and was chased out of the country and now lives in brazil where on a sunday you can see her perform a very...

[Katie Unleashed]

unique DIY show involving the surprising use of root vegetables and

[Pussy Patrol]

a Kanga electric jackhammer that was once used during ..

[Katie Unleashed]

a riot in toys 'r' us in which 200 mothers fought over the last remaining

[Pussy Patrol]

inflatable Ken doll,the only problem was that he was wearing his freddy murcury outfit which was two sizes too small and when you pressed the play button..

[Katie Unleashed]

all you got was a phone number to call which was actually the helpline number for the 'Cuban Transexuals addicted to

[Pussy Patrol]

an old version of "Every ones a winner baby~Hot Chocolate"..which they soon realised was influencing their sexuality so they then asked a cigar smoking bearded gypsy who

[Katie Unleashed]

Lived in a beached whale carcass, but mixed with some lucky heather it gave her a very unique odour of

[Pussy Patrol]

something similar to the hairy armpits of the flying nun,who had been kept in suspended animation waiting for the ressurection of Ricardo Montaban,unfortunatly the batteries used for the freezing were stolen by a very little green man who

[Katie Unleashed]

ate nothing but the penises of the little known Peruvian flying anteater in the belief that it gave him

[Pussy Patrol]

a hairy tongue which he used for polishing the handles of his Bentley Continental T,unfortunatly for him his tongue became caught and it wasnt till a quick thinking binge drinker from Dublin used his

[Katie Unleashed]

copy of the Buffy Annual to raise a demon and free him that he got free, the problem being in return it wanted him to visit one of Marky Mark's Funky bunch and give him

[Pussy Patrol]

6 ounces of chewing tobacco that had been harvested by some cud chewing toothless grannies and made into a qupie doll made in the image of

[Katie Unleashed]

David hasselhoffs mum, who at the time was using a duck to

[Pussy Patrol]

to keep her husbands friend who knew someone who knew someone who knew someone who when asked for the time of day replied

[Katie Unleashed]

84 past Venus which was in actual fact an obscure reference to

[Pussy Patrol]

the total number of pink daffodils that were stitched into the teacosy that was worn on the head of mr squiggle during the opening ceremony of

[Katie Unleashed]

the 1762 Rabbit Olympics, in which 'Mr Bunnykins' set a new world record in the

[Pussy Patrol]

hopping over 64 bearded clams,which was later disputed by Mr Bigglesworth as he declared that the underwear the rabbit had been wearing was made out of the same material that was in supermans cape,thereby

[Katie Unleashed]

invoking the law of 'Pygmy Ant Retribution' meaning that Mr. Bunnykins was forced to

[Pussy Patrol]

to remove his two back teeth and place them under a pillow, and upon waking the next day there were 2 silver dollars which had originally been stolen from the the set of the pirates of penzance,thus making them illegal tender until a quick thinking ballchinnian stated..

[Katie Unleashed]

that the earlier mentioned Cuban Transexuals would happily exchange them for earwax figurines of

[Rachel Carnal]

.

[Katie Unleashed]

........................

[Pussy Patrol]

the Brady Bunch as some of them had a particular fondness for Alice,to their dismay the figurines melted while sitting on a box of chocolates and were scoffed up by a travelling doodah salesman who was on his way to visit..

[Katie Unleashed]

the 64th earl of zigzag, an expert in the use of gummi bears for the extraction of Gloria Gaynor cd's from

[Pussy Patrol]

the vestibules of chronic piss drinking monks who were on a pilgrimmage to the shrine of eternal wisdom,when they got there they realised they had been tricked and they gained no benefit from piss drinking and in fact they had been made to look like fools for the amusement of

[Katie Unleashed]

Zippy from rainbow, who now makes a good living giving indian head massages to eskimo's while he saves enough money to

[Pussy Patrol]

pay for his ride to the moon,where he was to be performing a magic show but unfortunatly on the way the craft crashed landed into a tube which was being inserted into kinky the pixies puckered purple rectum..

[Andreamedis]

and since escape would be impossible without outside help, Zippy had no choice but to use up his last remaining cell phone minutes to call

[Pussy Patrol]

his cousin the local jujuman who then proceeded to sprinkle some magic woofle dust down the tube.A match was struck and thrown down the tube igniting the woofle dust/intestinal gas mixture and propelling Zippy back out into orbit

[AZRIEL]

850634

[Pussy Patrol]

or so Zippy thought,

as his orbit put him on a one way journey aound the moon and back to earth where he landed in the upper reaches of Mongolia,where he met a man called long and his brother dong and together the 3 of them set out on a path of spiritual enlightenment,pretty soon they were set upon by a swaggle of giant bearded clams and..

[Pussy Patrol]

chased over to...

[lilgeorgiapeach]

a creepy old hut with a witch inside..

[Pussy Patrol]

who was wearing

[Katie Unleashed]

nothing except furry slippers and a wicked grin. The witch it turned out used the beards from the clams to weave a...

[SweetCheex]

series of miniture sofas to make life cosy for the mice living in the...

[Katie Unleashed]

dark places of her mind. At night they would come out with rusty forks to hunt he local woodland looking for...

[SweetCheex]

phalic shaped ornaments of nature like pebbles, twigs & plants. They would trade these for...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

decorations on the phallic fir tree they brough indoors for

[lilgeorgiapeach]

a medicine to make them feel better when the witch fed them...

[Pussy Patrol]

a green syrup that had been brewing in her urn for

[lilgeorgiapeach]

the warts on her feet and..

[Katie Unleashed]

the scar shaped like David Hasselhoff which spoke to her at night, telling her...

[lilgeorgiapeach]

dance around like a chicken every morning at 2...

[SkoolGirl]

locations at the same time while chanting the

[Katie Unleashed]

prayer to the goddess of cheesecake who would manifest herself in the form of...

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

A 120 pound circle of cheesecake, divided into 60 segments with a total of twenty different

[lilgeorgiapeach]

flavors including..

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

Chocolate, butterscotch, pineapple, baked apple, panana parfait, raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, lingonberry, cloudberry, farkleberry and

[Pussy Patrol]

pinacolada,of which some spilt on to..

[rcarson13@yahoo.com]

The host's prize gold lame'

[Pussy Patrol]

And from there he proceeded down the red carpet where he met

[SkoolGirl]

a wizened old naked dwarf whose huge

[Pussy Patrol]

bulbous mushroom shaped pocket

[SkoolGirl]

was totally out of proportion to his

[bafak46]

lovely

[digital_sinnah]

huge chunk of Gorgonzola cheese that had been left to.....

[aesopstails]

him by his great-great grandfather who acquired it from...

[Old Man]

the King of Spain with orders to...

[digital_sinnah]

slowly snort it up his left nostril while telling.....

[aesopstails]

Christopher Columbus to take three ships and...

[Old Man]

sail to the new world and bring

[aesopstails]

back enough prostitutes, moonshine, and beaver pelts to...

[Old Man]

to furnish the new castle he was..

[digital_sinnah]

....gradually building with the help of 10,000 oompa-loompas and....

[Old Man]

and also a few hunderd carpenters of various

[digital_sinnah]

....shapes and sizes, furiously hammering their little....

[Old Man]

asses off trying to please the

[digital_sinnah]

...silly old King and his harem of naughty nubile wenches that were incidentally caught....

[Old Man]

Drinking his moonshine and stealing his beaver pelts

[digital_sinnah]

..to secretly trade on E Bay to increase their financial capital gain while delicately balancing...

[Old Man]

on the edge of the kingdom

[digital_sinnah]

..that could only be best described as a total...

[softpinktunnel]

a long hard

[Old Man]

ride back to the old country

[Empress Lainie]

where in the springtime

[digital_sinnah]

...silly little elves and smurfs frolic naked to some heavy drum 'n' bass tunes all the while oblivious to....

[Old Man]

to the nasty Ogre that is rapidly approaching for

[aesopstails]

his turn on the see-saw with...

[Old Man]

while having a devilish grin on his face

[tesalj]

he grabbed several of the elves and......

[Caduceus]

sprayed them with canola oil

[Old Man]

and threw them into a big

[digital_sinnah]

...lesbian orgy that was happening in a large vat of honey....

[Old Man]

laced with moonshine whiskey and red hot

[lostinvegas]

wax, which actually burned everyone except

[Pussy Patrol]

the blonde haired lady who had a bearded freshwater clam collection in a tank in the basement of

[digital_sinnah]

....semi-detached bungalow located three doors down from a sex shop called the 'Pink Triangle' which also conveniently happened to supply....

[Old Man]

Sex toys that created there on hot wax

[hdon22s]

molds that old dirty women could

[Old Man]

use to melt the wax and let it drip down on a man's

[hdon22s]

balls as he tried to get untied

[Old Man]

so he could reach around back of her and

[aesopstails]

slap the horny leprechaun who sneaked into the room while...

http://www.daddypapersurfer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Leprechaun.jpg

[Old Man]

he was teasing her to have the biggest

[digital_sinnah]

...set of sea monkeys on the West Coast that actually needed to....

[Cobra1Time]

....go to the moon because....

[aesopstails]

they are not welcome elsewhere since they...

[lettinemhavit]

stole my panties which were in .... :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

[digital_sinnah]

...a specially gift-wrapped basket that was supposed to be sent to.....

[Old Man]

some one that really needs

[digital_sinnah]

....to enhance their secret supply of....

[Old Man]

Wanking material so they can

[Andreamedis]

sell it all to the highest bidder, who happened to be a...

[Old Man]

a member of the local

[digital_sinnah]

...non-wanking brigade that did their best to...

[aesopstails]

shave their legs

[digital_sinnah]

...and consume copious amounts of their own ear wax, all-the-while trying to...

[Old Man]

get a sneak peek of her boobs while she was

[digital_sinnah]

....doing the limbo under the influence of some really good.....

[aesopstails]

corned beef hash

["Naughty"]

which they over cooked earlier on this morning

[Old Man]

while setting up the games for the

[digital_sinnah]

...naked dance session taking place later that day down AT THE LAKE while beating their....

[Old Man]

there drums to the old year out and

[digital_sinnah]

...the rise of their exalted strawberry and white chocolate muffins slowly baking in the large....

[Old Man]

cake pan that is in the open hearth oven out in

[digital_sinnah]

...the open fields full of mushrooms ready for the annual harvest that takes place under a....

[Old Man]

full moon night and must be gathered by naked virgins because

[aesopstails]

they don't realize

[Old Man]

The night is for making

[aesopstails]

cashmere tea cozies

[Old Man]

to be only used during

[digital_sinnah]

...the grand old ancient ceremony of star gazing and pizza eating that takes place late....

[Old Man]

night during the month of November starting at

[aesopstails]

the first sign

[Andreamedis]

of trouble for