I ask of you a question,​

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If you had the power and the keys to country,​

How would you fix America ?​

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Can you Honestly answer a question so simple yet so complex ?​

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Would you try to listen to America or would you force what you thought was right ? ​

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I myself, could not answer this question honestly,​

I would hand the keys back,​

I would not want my decisions forced upon others who opposed my views.​

Grant you, Government has created generations of people that want to be told what to do.​

Generations of people who want to follow.​

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And​

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Once you have the close to perfect answer.​

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How would you get the country to get off the couch, turn off American Idol and stand with you and your plan ? ​

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Well....firstly......I'd tax the whole lot of you up to the hilt......so you get out of China's debt.

And then.......rather like Obama suggested......I'd make you understand that you are just a bunch of immigrants who made their fortune out of slave labour.......and fucked the natives.....BIG time.



I'm open to suggestions after that.

But scrapping American Idol.....and executing Simon Cowell would be a step in the right direction!!



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Is that the best you can come up with ?

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For one thing... That would cause Riots.
I can give 2 shits for china.
How about we warn our Corporations to get out of China...
Then tell China to go fuck them selfs.
It will be hard at first but America can live with out China.

Yes they did... but many would say the Africans showed them the way... As they were the ones who introduced it.
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Don't be mad... Because he didn't like your singing.

We would have to grab the keys from you and just let you handle Simon Cowell.

Now seriously, this is not a joke or trick Question.
I have an Uncle that is a scum bag politician,
he came to visit my mother, (who is very sick)
and he actually was very pleasant and I thought if I could get some Idea's to pass along I would.

and I would pass along the credit also.

...Uncle bill, this guy I talked to 'TightCuntLover' has a solution on the Simon Cowell situation.
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Riots apart......It's a bit more complex than that.

Your corporations now depend on Chinese money! telling them to fuck themselves might just not be an option!!​

Aficans introduced slavery?

That's a new one!!​

I'm not mad.....

My singing sucks anyway!!​

By the neck? ​

I feel sorry for anyone who has a scumbag politician as a relative.......

but tell him I'm all up for stringing him from the nearest lampost.....right next to Simon Cowell!!

 

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And a pretty daft one to boot. Slavery goes back at least ten thousand years. I think what he's trying to get at, is that it was mostly black Africans who enslaved other black Africans in order to sell them to white Europeans. It's an argument used by many people who seem to think that their own particular crime isn't quite so evil, if someone else was also doing it.

 

I'm not telling you because although I have ideas and plans to do my part, I don't tell anybody about them unless I know I can trust them because then people would steal them just to get the credit, and they wouldn't actually care about doing them right or putting everything they have into them like I would.

 

i would not fix it id steal anything of value and flee

 

blow it up

 

doubt it

 

If I had the keys to America, I'd sell it to the Russians.

I'm serious.

 

No no, sell it to georgia - they need all space and help they can get!

 

I GOT DA POWA

 

It looks there isn't going to be any power in Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, and neighboring states for about two weeks according to the news.

The global warming ice storm really did a number on them.

 

I can finally kill He-man and take over Castle Greyskull! Finally Sorceress, Finally!

 

I wouldn't fix anything, I'd just bomb shit for fun. :excited:

 

i knew it America is doomed

 

One word :

Legalization

that is all. Thank you for reading.

 

i would legalize marijuana.

i would then smoke the marijuana and not wory bout a thing

 

1st give me the power and the keys then ill show u

 

The last time the Brits tried to over tax us we revolted :excited: Right here in my harbor as a matter of fact, I can still smell the tea when I go there. So that won't work, maybe if we start a war with China it would give us a reason to stop paying them

I agree about the immigrant thing, we should reopen our borders to pre 1900 standards, the country had it's best growth and prosperity during the waves of immigrations in the 19th century.

I don't think we built our fortunes on slavery, that was a pimple on our ass which was started by the Dutch and allowed by the British Crown. We almost self-destructed bringing it to an end during the American Civil War.

We certainly can't deny the Native American thing, however they own some of the richest casinos in the country, they are using the money to educate their children to become lawyers, doctors and scientists etc. Eventually they will beat us at our own game and get the country back.... the democratic way, they'll buy it

As for American Idol, maybe we should run our Presidential campaigns the same way. It will be over in a few months instead of 2 years, we can vote by phone and may the best performer win

Simon Cowell can stay here as the Royal Ambassador to the United States, he'll give us a reason to start a war with Britain so you can ally with China.

Tina :rose: