1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    My own (now disowned) family try toattack me for my sexuality, saying I'm going to Hell (I'm also Wiccan). So in response I tell them I'll save them all a seat. Right in front of my throne.
     
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    1. Alison Wonderland
      I've been to hell, although technically the signs called it "Oklahoma"...
       
      Alison Wonderland, May 12, 2017
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    2. Clover Ernest
      Well, there's also Hell, Michigan. Seriously, it freezes over every year.
       
      Clover Ernest, May 13, 2017
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  2. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    I get messy eating ribs
     
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  3. clelovr420

    clelovr420 Porn Star

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    I like to be a FUCKING ASSHOLE on the road when somebody tries to get under my skin lol
     
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    1. Alison Wonderland
      Well, that would explain the people under your tires :hilarious:!
       
      Alison Wonderland, May 12, 2017
      #link
    2. clelovr420
      Haha I'm really not that bad. It just makes me laugh to provoke em a lil
       
      clelovr420, May 12, 2017
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  4. Lacycheeks

    Lacycheeks Cheeky fun

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    I love wildlife
     
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  5. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    When someone tells me to just take it one day at a time, I like to ask them how the fuck else I would do it, since that's how days work...
     
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  6. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    You are now channeling your inner Mitch Hedberg! I actually said it with his infection! Lol!
     
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    1. springsteen79
      Shit.......inflection
       
      springsteen79, May 13, 2017
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    2. Alison Wonderland
      I swear to God half my status updates are now typed with me doing the Mitch Hedberg inflections in my head as I type them!

      And on the rare occasion I write something serious, I have Morgan Freeman narrating in my head as I type, despite the fact that I am neither male nor black...
       
      Alison Wonderland, May 13, 2017
      #link
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  7. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    I'm currently mowing my yard.
     
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  8. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    I love reading and learning about Astronomy
     
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  9. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    I absolutely love Celtic and Egyptian mythology
     
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  10. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    I have three children.....and my daughter is a lesbian.
     
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  11. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    My hair reaches almost down to my waist
     
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  12. clelovr420

    clelovr420 Porn Star

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    My love for licking pussy is endless
     
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  13. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    I'm mostly Native American
     
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  14. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    None of the animals I designed and invented are at the zoo yet, which leads me to believe they don't even check the suggestion box...
     
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  15. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    I have a really hard time giving a shit about things that don't matter.
     
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  16. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    I get excited when I get an unexpected communication
     
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  17. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    I am known for making kick ass desserts.

    After lunch today, I cut up some apples and oranges in a bowl, then tossed them and added freshly squeezed lime juice. Then tossed them again, this time in the trash, and I ate a fuckin cheesecake...
     
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    1. clelovr420
      LMAO Priceless! I want some of your desert!:biggrin:
       
      clelovr420, May 13, 2017
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  18. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    My son loves soccer and I have come to enjoy the sport. It is not boring.
     
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