When dogs are barking in the background! Or sirens.

 

As far as I'm concerned, there isn't much in porn that turns me on. But there are a few things that turn me off more than others:
1. A couple are having sex, any kind of sex that involves penetrating one of her orifices, just before he comes, he pulls out of said orifice and jacks off until he comes on her. Who quits fucking so he can jack off?
2. She is moaning and groaning, so turned on she can hardly stand it, but she requires lube (spit or whatever) before he can penetrate her pussy. When I'm turned on, I don't need supplemental lubrication.
3. Amateurs who obviously aren't and hidden or voyeur clips where the camera is like 10 feet away and moving around to get a better angle.

 

The sound. I always watch porn without sound, so I can't be distracted by the over-the-top screaming, the endless 'Oh Yes Fuck Me' (isn't that what he's doing) or the Oh-My-Gods or even worse, the overdubbed sound that has nothing to do with the scene.

Also: endless fucking scenes, one-on-one porn (hey, I can have that, what's there to imagine?), the crappy scenery, light and camera work of amateur porn, ugly men and women. Fake cumshots. Or waiting endlessly for that cumshot, and it never comes. Women apparently not enjoying what they're doing. Fake female orgasms.

 

The hours, days, probably weeks of my life lost only on making a decision!

 

That I'm not in them!

 

The spitting. I mean I totally agree in a little lub but it seems way over done now a days...

 

don't like.....when they look at the camera,start out nude and just do it
like ....a story,taking the close off and showing them cumming

 

Emphatically it's the lack of lead in, I'm not talking a complicated storyline? Heaven forbid the porno stars get good at conveying a character and become Hollywood stars, but tell me what was the setting of the sex incestual, marital, extra marital; give me something to hang my head on!

 

That it's to fake, Im mostly aroused by someone who genuinely wants to be fucked...... I'd like to see real women, even if they are thicker or unshaven! ....... so all of ya get naked Cause I wanna view your beauiful body!!!!

 

Let's see if I can make a more complete list .

What I don't like:

I don't like the bad lighting better to be too bright then too dark

I don't like all of the oral which seems to make up about half of the movies these days.

I don't like seeing semen ever. Especially on women's faces

I don't like it when women's legs are covered throughout the entire movie especially when they have nice legs

I don't like a lot of heavy dialogue or when women are really loud .

I don't like any type of music in the background and I don't like street sounds I want things to be completely silent except for the sounds of the girls .

I don't like seeing fingers inside a woman's vagina and I especially hate fisting because after a while it looks like a really screwed up gynecological exam

I don't like kissing where there is way too much Spitale

I don't like seeing anal .

And what I do you like :

I like lesbian where there is a lot of touching and caressing

I like moaning but not screaming and I don't like lots of oh my god oh my God. That's the one thing I hate about Michelle lay .

I like lesbian films where one girl is clearly in control but I don't like hitting or slapping.

I like strap on in the missionary position .

I like watching women sucking on each other's breasts .

And I like a contrast in haircolor between the two girls

I would post a movie that I think is just about perfect but I think this is the wrong subject area to do that

 

The women. Maybe I just have high standards, but I prefer the way women act in real life during sex, because it's REAL. I find most porn (with the exception of some well-shot amateur porn) to just be too fake, and therefore I know that I'll never really experience that because it isn't real and that takes the excitement away.

 

i saw one just the other day where two girls were "kissing" by wagging there tongues together WTF is that,just kiss like normal.

 

For me it's the phony grunting and groaning . And those guys always have their hands on their hip as the woman sucks him off.

 

Thi biggest turn off for me, in porn, is big boobs. The worst are the fake, obvious, implants. Anything above a C is too much, and even C's have to be in proportion with the body.

 

the fake boobs,the "hidden cam" vid and they look at the cam lol, the tongue wagging kissing they do now? the butt licking, the boyfriend asking does it feel good baby,or him directing the shoot, too name a few oooh and the backround music too loud.

 

I do not like to see an endless change of positions every 30 seconds. What's that all about? Concentrate in one position for a little time then maybe move on. Make me think you actually enjoy it .