Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage
- About Pericles
- The Acropolis, Athens
Zeus, mightiest of those who walk Olympus' halls, none can long deny your will. I beseech thee this day to bring torment to those who would post a goodbye thread and return within hours. I implore thee to rain sorrow and misery on those who desire others to rate their small and flaccid penis. May vermin gnaw the entrails of the incest-obsessed-noob with every declaration of desire to bang his mom or sister. Amen.