HylianAlchemist
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Birthday:
Jun 15, 1995 (Age: 21)
Location:
Cen. Cali.
Occupation:
Student, Service Clerk, Philosophy Tutor

HylianAlchemist

Porn Star, 21, from Cen. Cali.

Got a Guinness gravity glass with an engraving on it today as a gift to me. It's been filled and emptied 5 times now hehehehehehe Mar 24, 2017 at 4:06 AM

HylianAlchemist was last seen:
Mar 27, 2017 at 11:05 PM
    1. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Got a Guinness gravity glass with an engraving on it today as a gift to me. It's been filled and emptied 5 times now hehehehehehe
      1. springsteen79 and Little_Lexa like this.
    2. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      I just finished BotW with all 120 shrines found. And now I'm sad. Post-game depression is a thing.
      1. The_Fire_Hawk and Little_Lexa like this.
      2. The_Fire_Hawk
        The_Fire_Hawk
        Awesome! That game was the most diff. Zelda ever for me omfg bro lol! @HylianAlchemist Please upload a speed run vid 1 hour? lol j/k I feel the sadness of leaving all my Hylian armor : (
        Mar 20, 2017
    3. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Just bought my own personalized Guinness glass. Now I can be an alcoholic properly :p
      1. springsteen79 and Little_Lexa like this.
      2. springsteen79
        springsteen79
        My go to us Smithwicks! Love that glass! Natty Light just doesn't look right in it!
        Mar 24, 2017 at 5:08 AM
      3. HylianAlchemist
        HylianAlchemist
        Guinness is like water to me and it's no bueno lmao it says "For the Drunk Philosopher" on it, probably going to keep that thing till I die
        Mar 24, 2017 at 5:09 AM
      4. springsteen79
        springsteen79
        Lol, sounds perfect!
        Mar 24, 2017 at 5:10 AM
    4. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      I may have found one of my new favorite soundtrack pieces, and it only shows up once and hidden in the quietly in the background. Damn you!
      1. The_Fire_Hawk and Little_Lexa like this.
    5. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      I've dropped nearly 55 hours into BotW since the 3rd but I don't want to finish it. I don't want the experience to end D:
      1. Little_Lexa and The_Fire_Hawk like this.
    6. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      BotW drops today and I already know how I'm going to play it :D It feels like Christmas Eve right now!!!
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      3. HylianAlchemist
        HylianAlchemist
        Love it, hard as hell but I love the challenge of freedoms lol
        Mar 4, 2017
      4. Soulfckr
        Soulfckr
        Whenyou get stuck, the best thing to do is take a little break. Eat, take a nap, talk with friends/girls. Then, when you come back, it will be much easier. I have to forget everything I know, about the previous Zelda games. This is a whole new experience for me as well. Glad you love it too!
        Mar 4, 2017
      5. Little_Lexa
        Little_Lexa
        You junkie! LOL
        Mar 7, 2017
    7. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      "Dawn of the Final Day- 24 hours remaining-" MOTHERFUCKING HYPE TRAIN TAKE ME NOW
      1. Soulfckr likes this.
      2. Soulfckr
        Soulfckr
        Hang in there!
        Mar 2, 2017
      3. HylianAlchemist
        HylianAlchemist
        Nah man can't do it, 'bout to hide in a cave to avoid spoilers
        Mar 2, 2017
      4. Soulfckr
        Soulfckr
        Yeah, I know what that is like.
        Mar 2, 2017
    8. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      I drove all day yesterday to pick up a WiiU from Sac, then get an email saying my BotW hasn't arrived yet and will likely be late. Kill me.
      1. Soulfckr likes this.
      2. Soulfckr
        Soulfckr
        Dude, that sucks. I feel your pain. Can't wait for new Zelda! Peace
        Feb 25, 2017
      3. HylianAlchemist
        HylianAlchemist
        Just don't tell me how it is lmao no spoilers now that I'll be behind
        Feb 25, 2017
      4. Soulfckr
        Soulfckr
        Now, that would be mean haha! Hope you get yours bro.
        Feb 25, 2017
    9. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      I really wish my cock was in a warm and wet place right now, more so than a long time :/
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      2. HylianAlchemist
        HylianAlchemist
        Just a little lol
        Feb 24, 2017
      3. MountainGoat
        MountainGoat
        Don't downplay yourself lol
        Feb 24, 2017
      4. CFH3ll
        CFH3ll
        I'm glad we can have such open conversation about the matter...
        Feb 24, 2017
    10. Splashgirlx
      Splashgirlx
      I love your profile pic :) x
      1. Raycums4U and HylianAlchemist like this.
      2. HylianAlchemist
        HylianAlchemist
        Thanks I appreciate it, I've had it for a really long time now
        Feb 22, 2017
      3. Raycums4U
        Raycums4U
        Like your pictures
        Feb 22, 2017
    11. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Tonight was probably not the best night to get drunk but at this point, who gives a fuck :D
    12. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Battery in laptop got loose while restarting it. Turns back on, everything is gone. Music, papers, stories, pictures, gone. I'm gonna cry...
      1. thatguy6767
        thatguy6767
        Fuckin thing would have thought it was a sesna!
        Feb 18, 2017
    13. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Been rewatching Samurai Jack, and I forgot how good it was when I first watched it as a kid. As an adult, it's actually incredible.
    14. StevenHeather
      StevenHeather
      I don't like Tony, what a piece of chit
      1. HylianAlchemist likes this.
      2. HylianAlchemist
        HylianAlchemist
        He does seem a little scummy
        Feb 16, 2017
    15. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Another Valentines Day alone. That makes it 21 years alone now. I feel like I should be surprised, but I'm not.
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    16. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      There are some times where it seems like the best thing to do is listen to bamboo flute music and go to sleep early.
      1. CFH3ll likes this.
      2. CFH3ll
        CFH3ll
        Fuck yes!!!
        Feb 11, 2017
    17. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      "Your magic is my science"
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    18. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Just came for the 5th time in 2 hours. When insomnia, horniness, and boredom strike, your poor cock pays the price :/
      1. tgrlkaylie69 likes this.
      2. tgrlkaylie69
        tgrlkaylie69
        I hate it when that happens lol
        Jan 16, 2017
    19. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Just pre-ordered Breath of the Wild for $1.50. Thank you Amazon :D
      1. ChelHellBunny likes this.
    20. HylianAlchemist
      HylianAlchemist
      Breath of the mother fucking Wild oh my god
      1. ChelHellBunny and mrjlopez93 like this.
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    Birthday:
    Jun 15, 1995 (Age: 21)
    Location:
    Cen. Cali.
    Occupation:
    Student, Service Clerk, Philosophy Tutor
    Gender:
    Male
    Sexual Orientation:
    Straight
    I am interested in all things sex, tech, astronomy, games, anime. Going to school to teach philosophy, currently tutoring it at my college. I love to discuss practically everything :3
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