1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Ugh... been in a fog all day long... I'm tired but can't quite fall asleep.
     
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  2. Pussy.Patrol

    Pussy.Patrol Porn Star

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  3. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    When tenguy has a "wet fart", can that be considered a "burp" since he is always talking out of his ass ???

    *waits for the lil stump to have a "I know you are but what am I" moment ...*
     
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    It sucks to be sick on our anniversary....:(
    We had to go bring home some Thai take out last night ...
     
    1. justpassingthru
      Can't be that sick if you "Thai'd" one on lol. :p:D
       
      justpassingthru, Nov 11, 2016
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  5. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Just When You Thought it Was Safe.
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Well it took two days, a restart from scratch, a couple of runs to the store, and I had to decipher some annoying typos in the recipe, but this pie is finally DONE!

    AND IT TASTES ALL THE SWEETER FOR BEING CRAFTED BY MINE OWN HANDS.


    I better type this recipe into the computer. Whoever wrote it down was a dummy. And whoever edited it was a dummy for not catching all these mistakes.
     
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  7. cantido

    cantido Porn Star

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    What a life
     
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  8. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I am so miserable without you that it's almost like having you here.
     
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  9. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    Nice lucid dreaming about flying with 2 beautiful lesbian girls over a cruse ship while the red sunset was going down over a purple and green sky . We land on the cruse ship and one of the lesbian starts kissing while it begins raining oranges .
    Weird but cool dream
     
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  10. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    [​IMG]
     
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    1. LegsBaby
      @Enrique99 you sure do dream a lot about sex, do you take ambien or just like talking about lusty sex stories?
       
      LegsBaby, Dec 11, 2016
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  11. AceBear89

    AceBear89 Newcumer

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  12. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    At the time of this being written, it's only 1:10 PM and the day has gone spectacularly. The piano tuner came by and the piano is pitch perfect again, and I've taken a major step forward in my class. We celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday and we have lots of good food left over.

    Today was a good day.
     
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  13. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    You know you are having a bad day when you expect an important phone call and suddenly your dogs stomach starts ringing lol.

    And your dog is about to have an even worse one ...
     
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    1. LegsBaby
      Or fart so loud you scare the cat
       

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  14. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    I think a song stays in your head more when you are fatigued, long snow work day, I am near the 26 hr mark, not too concerned. I am used to being up for
    long periods of time, some upcoming appt next week is bugging me too. Must put it out of my head, better the former than the latter.
     
    1. M4MPetCock
      Which song is it?



      :D
       
      M4MPetCock, Nov 30, 2016
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      Wafarer, Nov 30, 2016
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    3. M4MPetCock
      Look on the bright side. Instead of a wolf, it could have been
       
      M4MPetCock, Nov 30, 2016
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    4. Wafarer
      I love foxes! They are a regular sight around my building and elsewhere, I consider them good luck :)
       
      Wafarer, Dec 8, 2016
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    5. M4MPetCock
      LOL...I have nothing against foxes. My dig was at the song.
       
      M4MPetCock, Dec 8, 2016
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  15. castiel_

    castiel_ Sex Machine

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    Mother and daughter silverback combo. really :rolleyes:

    That'll get the banjo twangers and desperadoes positively foaming at the mouth!
     
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  16. Sleezy2u

    Sleezy2u Newcumer

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    What a snake feel like in a pussy
     
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  17. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Is there anything better than a nice tight hug from the woman you love and stroking her hair gently as she falls asleep on your lap ...

    Plus she makes a good laptop tray and it keeps her warm as she sleeps LOL.
     
    1. BrandiDelicious
      Delusional again....
       
      BrandiDelicious, Dec 8, 2016
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  18. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Is it any coincidence that brandi, pantyhose and Anna all show up at virtually the same time ??? Wait for it cum slut should make an appearence soon.
     
    1. BrandiDelicious
      Let me guess the other 3 said no to you as well, figures.
       
      BrandiDelicious, Dec 14, 2016
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  19. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Check out my ride. It's in dry dock right now getting refurbished and spiffed up for us.
     
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  20. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    I appreciate not everyone has a filthy mind, but that's still not the name I'd have gone with.

    Screenshot_20161215-003124.png
     
    1. Undeniable
      Please excuse me in advance but my goodness those are bodacious . Made my day .
       
      Undeniable, Dec 17, 2016
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    #24940
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