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  1. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    You tell me!
     
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  2. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    About what?

    I'd change the basketball playoffs so not every team got in and they didn't last forever. Hockey would go back to being a winter sport. NASCAR would go back to old fashioned balls to the wall, winner take all racing, not this pansy ass stages crap. The NFL would go back to being the NFL, not a bunch of touchy-feely Girl Scouts. Open carry would be the law in every state. Robo-calls would be punishable by death. Lots of things we should change...
     
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      I agree, that "stages" bullshit needs to go in Nascar.

      I am waiting for NHRA/CHRA to impliment something like that and we have to stop at the 1/8th mile mark and start again lol.
       
      justpassingthru, Mar 28, 2017
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      God I hope not my car runs in the 7s on a quarter mile strip. If I had to stop every 1/8 I'd make stop signs out of my tires.
       
      shadow walker, Mar 28, 2017
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  3. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    I agree what should we do about what?
    That is an open-ended question that has not actual answer because it does not even have a defined subject.
     
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  4. xxxaddict76

    xxxaddict76 Porn Star Banned!

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    Make everything illegal, legal. Why not.
     
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      and everything legal, illegal.
       
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  5. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    Cock pictures No more cock pictures!!!!!
     
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  6. xxxaddict76

    xxxaddict76 Porn Star Banned!

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    Do not be jealous. It is a porn site.
     
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  7. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    I need to suddenly grow a great big, gallons shooting, huge, thick dick. I'll do the rest... Lube up, and bend over ;)

    Hush....an alias
     
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      Oh you can't have this, and you certainly can't take it!
       
      seafoam1, Mar 28, 2017
    3. Hush
      *Watches as seafoam1 begins to run away, making it all of 2-steps before he accidentally trips and falls helpless* Yeah, I've seen that ham acting before. ;)

      Hush....an alias
       
      Hush, Mar 28, 2017
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    4. seafoam1
      But the floor was slippery, what happened after that wasn't my fault!!
       
      seafoam1, Mar 28, 2017
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    5. Hush
      Too much anticipatory pre-lubrication my guess.

      Hush....an alias
       
      Hush, Mar 28, 2017
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    6. M4MPetCock
      Sure you can. After the first 8, the last inch is a cinch. (So I've heard.)
       
      M4MPetCock, Mar 29, 2017
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  8. seafoam1

    seafoam1 Porn Star

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    Nascar sucks now.
    March Madness is near perfect. 68 teams fight to the death and only 1 wins. It is the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat in every round.
     
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  9. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    I read the OP and thought bullshit. And by the time I got to the end of the comments I was thinking brilliant.
     
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  10. freethinker

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    Well, since we haven't had any clarification from the OP as to what, specifically, we should make changes to, there are a few other general changes I'd like to make.

    First of all, the national speed limit on Interstate highways should be 'Faster'.

    In death penalty cases, once you lose, you get two appeals period; one at the state level within six months of your original sentencing, and one at the federal level within one year of your original sentencing. If you lose both, sentence to be executed (pun intended) immediately, in the most expeditious way available. The Constitution does not guarantee a painless or humane execution, simply not cruel or unusual. A bullet to the brain pan is as good as lethal injection.

    The voting age, draft age and drinking age would be the same. I don't care if it's 18 or 21, but if someone is old enough to vote or to die for their country, they're old enough to drink.

    The insanity defense would be abolished. Juvenile offenders would serve the same sentences as adults convicted for the same crimes.

    Chain gangs would be reintroduced for non-violent offenders. 'Drug rehab' would be working on roadways wearing a set of leg irons.
     
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      I thought those white signs with the numbers on them were just suggested minimums.

      Can justice be any sweeter? Jimmy is a whiny bitch.





      I always say, "The passing lane is so named because it's meant for passing cars, not passing time, passing gas, passing a kidney stone, passing out, or passing away. Although, for the last two, consideration will be granted provided you steer toward the breakdown lane."
       
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  11. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Socks, socks, and socks. That's what I would change. Present company excluded of course.
     
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      Yeah, what if you're severely injured in a car crash? You know the first thing the Paramedics will look at is your dirty socks and think your mom doesn't care enough to be sure you have clean clothes.
       
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  12. anon_de_plume

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    This is good... I'd say that I'd change my hair color, but when what you have left is gray, what's the point.

    Oh, and I'd change my auto typing program so that it would actually work...
     
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      You have grey hair left? Lucky.
       
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  13. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter would change election laws to require all candidates for any public office reveal their education transcripts, their arrest records, their financial net worth and their tax returns, their birth certificate and any public assistance or subsidy they received and whether they have ever had an extra marital affair.

    Shooter would require that all voters establish their legal right to vote.

    Shooter would require that before a citizen can vote or hold public office they serve two years in military service.

    Shooter would require a balanced budget from all government agencies spending tax dollars.
     
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  14. TwoCards

    TwoCards Porn Star Banned!

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    I changed the batteries in my smoke detectors today...when was the last time you folks did?
     
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      I think I have one of those. Is that the round thingy that chirps all the time. Drives me crazy, I hope it stops soon.
       
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    3. xxxaddict76
      Now that is strange. Had the same issue at 1 am in the morning.
       
      xxxaddict76, Mar 29, 2017
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    4. TwoCards
      Cheap bastards, just one 9volt battery per detector....bet somewhere in the tax code there is allowance for a deduction to cover the cost.:rolleyes:
       
      TwoCards, Mar 29, 2017
    5. seafoam1
      I would rather listen to the chirp than join the square battery conspiracy. It's not natural, batteries should be round!

      HEY! That's what I would change, no more square batteries. That's progress.
       
      seafoam1, Mar 29, 2017
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      mine works on lectricity.
       
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  15. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    wanda i got you chu.jpg

    big shooter.gif
     
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      That's an impressive squirt gun but I will point out that he missed the target!
       
      seafoam1, Mar 29, 2017
    2. M4MPetCock
      That was his audition tape for America's Got Talent. :D
       
      M4MPetCock, Mar 29, 2017
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