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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Cheltenham

    Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten

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  2. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    I have an Uncle who I grew up admiring. He was always quick with a joke, and had a very irreverent sense of humor. He got great joy in picking on my mother ( in good nature ) and making her blush. One day she yelled at him, "Why can't you ever say anything nice to me?"!

    Without skipping a beat, he gave her a charming smile and replied. "Well Dear... You don't sweat much for a fat girl!"

    Above reminds me of that, and cracks me up!
     
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  3. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  4. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  5. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    You HAVE to admit that #5 is pretty damn romantic!

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  6. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Great! Now I can't stop thinking of a redneck girl!:banghead:

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  7. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Yee haw! Gotta love them redneck girls! Yessiree Bob, gotta really love 'em.

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    Or else.
     
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  8. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    Your uncle is lucky he isn't related to me and making jokes at my expense....

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    Or he would find out if he liked being called "Auntie".
     
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  9. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  10. SquattingEagle

    SquattingEagle Amateur

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    I actually do write down the ideas I have at night. Now I have a book filled with lousy ideas, depicting exactly how drunk I was on those nights.
     
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  11. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  12. hornypixy

    hornypixy Resident Punslut

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    I cannot 'like' this enough. This is utterly brilliant.
     
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  13. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  14. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  15. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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  16. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    How I am feeling this morning.....every 8 minutes, a different dwarf comes to "play".
    :devilish: Fucking Menopause! :punch:
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  17. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    On a different note.......

    I have a very odd/ wicked/ sometimes on the side of crude - sense of humor,
    So, I had to post this because I think it's hysterically funny!


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  18. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    On my 'trifecta' of obscure internet pictures. Here's one for you literary gurus.......

    Although now that I think about it..... If you miss a period here, you might be getting a cake from above! :eek:


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  19. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  20. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Okay.

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