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  1. Hard78

    Hard78 Porn Star Banned!

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    I have NEVER wanted kids, my sister's kids have really pounded that into my head for the frreaken month (so if by some chance I wasn't sure. just kidding) they have been here, they are a lot better (my nephew still gets loud sometimes) when my sis is gone but OMG when she is here there is just noise all the damn time!!!
     
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  2. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Your bat is now shit crazy? Maybe it's into anal....
     
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  3. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Yeah , I suggest putting your bat in the bellfry .

    or moving out
     
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  4. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    All bats are shit crazy, ever seen the floor of a nesting cave.
     
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  5. Wee Hector

    Wee Hector Porn Star

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    Maybe it's the bat's shit that is crazy, in which case I'd send it to the political asylum.
     
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  6. Heywood123

    Heywood123 Porn Star

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    There is a time and a place for posting uninteresting information it's called face book
     
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  7. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Wait.
    Your sister is living with you?
    With her kids?
    And she leaves you to baby sit them?

    And you don't control behavior?

    The hell man, grow a set.
     
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      Don't know that is possible once you've been neutered...which it seems he may have been.
       
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      I live with others besides her, so I don't do the sitting & mostly when she is here with them they are annoying...
       
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      again; if it's your pad, grow a set.
      Now, if it isn't your pad, consider moving ........................
      Just sayin.
      Kids have to be trained to behave, but even uncles (especially uncles) don't get much say about it. If they aren't tolerable, consider moving
       
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  8. Ed Itor

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    It seems that the kids know that they can get away with anything when Mom's around. Probably one of those people who continually say if you don't stop that I'll smack you but never does.
    What you do is tell them that if they do something you'll smack their hand & do so when they do it, you do. Next time they misbehave you tell them that if they don't start behaving they'll get smacked, more than likely they'll behave as they know that you'll do as you say.
     
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  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter prefers the Thuckaque method.
    For the uninformed, the Thuckaque are a race living near the center of the Milky Way. They understand that in only a few years their home planet will be gobbled up by a white dwarf star. This is of little consequence, since they are members of the Universal league. They have already started their migration to two safer planets.

    In any case, if a Thuckque child gets out of hand they are told "If you don't behave we're leaving you here."

    Since Thuckque children are both intelligent and believe all their parents tell them, it works every time.

    Thuckque children are known throughout the settled universe as among the best behaved and pleasant children around.

    Or, you could follow the Gretchish method. They tell misbehaving children that if they don't behave dad will rip their face open and suck their brains out through the eye holes when it gets home.
    Very few Gretchish children survive to maturity.
     
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  10. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    I cut off the first part of the vid for obvious reasons.

     
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