I hear, see and talk about a lot of pretty out there things. Humans are...creative...to say the least. Well, sometime recently I had one that made me cringe inside while having to project a stoic face on the outside.

This woman is a masochist. She loves pain. One would easily say she's a "pain slut". Usual background, abusive past both sexual and physical, tends to go for physically abusive men, blah blah blah. Anyways she's got issues (duh) which is why she's talking to me. We're talking about sexual satisfaction and the enjoyment she gets from physical pain during sex. She tells me about this man she's been with for almost 5 months now that she met in the BDSM community, says the level of satisfaction has never been higher.

I guess he doesn't use her as a punching bag (this is good, that's been part of her past) but he's very sadistic sexually and she wondered about health risks. This is where it gets weird. He raises yellow jacket hives like some people raise bees. Now personally, I'm fucking terrified of yellow jackets because they are evil mean and cruel little bitches that need no reason to sting you other than you're in their way.

Well, this dude ties her up, blindfolds her, gets one of his wasps with tweezers and lets the yellow jacket sting her on her pussy lips, each side, no more than three times per side, then opens her up and lets the wasp sting her on the entrance to her vagina, sometimes once or twice on her asshole but to get her to her orgasm, two stings directly to her clit (HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK NO OUCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!). And apparently there is a fetish for this called Melissophilia.

Now I've seen the gambit. People who love to drink pee, eat shit, suck on dirty panties, choking, electro-torture, nipple / clit / cockhead / ass torture, etc. I've talked the gambit to people. But a fucking wasp sting that gets you to orgasm? Seriously, fuck that. LOL. So yeah, new fetish for you pervy fucks to go fantasize about. I told her I'm not a medial doctor but that yellow jacket venom by itself for most people isn't overly dangerous but that repeated exposure could significantly damage tissue and nerve cells, especially on or around the genitals and that she really shouldn't engage in this. But she swears by it. Claims she's never orgasmed so hard or in a fulfilling manner before in her life.

I get that some orgasms are better than others, I won't deny that on very rare occasions having my husband do some light choking while ramping up the intensity absolutely sends me to the moon but seriously, fucking wasps?

 

I am allergic to be stings. I think.

 

Where and the hell have you been! I haven't seen you in months!

 

I'm pretty sure I've had things done to me that would rank up there in the pain dept but the thought of the insect itself freaks me out a little.

 

I've heard/seen wasps, bees, ants, earthworms, and even stinging nettles being used.

Stay on the net long enough and you'll see how deep a hole humanity can dig itself.

And then fuck it.