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Forum: Sexuality Yesterday, 06:57 PM
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How old are you?

How old are you?
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:23 AM
Replies: 21,535
Views: 466,896
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When Sheldon says it is.

When Sheldon says it is.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:17 AM
Replies: 39,652
Views: 707,472
Posted By tommyturtle
Good Morning, World!

Good Morning, World!
Forum: Sexuality 05-17-2013, 08:43 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,499
Posted By tommyturtle
Most of the things I eat are already dead. Hair...

Most of the things I eat are already dead. Hair is not a good thing in that situation. However, a live pussy can offer so many sensations when licked or eaten with or without hair. I can't decide...
Forum: General Discussion 05-15-2013, 05:38 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 7,978
Posted By tommyturtle
Dies that make you happy or are you disappointed?

Dies that make you happy or are you disappointed?
Forum: General Discussion 05-15-2013, 05:31 PM
Replies: 21,535
Views: 466,896
Posted By tommyturtle
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Forum: General Discussion 05-14-2013, 07:42 AM
Replies: 39,652
Views: 707,472
Posted By tommyturtle
Good Morning Mistress, Telem and World!

Good Morning Mistress, Telem and World!
Forum: General Discussion 05-14-2013, 12:25 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 12,127
Posted By tommyturtle
Good. I didn't want to see it.

Good. I didn't want to see it.
Forum: General Discussion 05-12-2013, 07:34 AM
Replies: 39,652
Views: 707,472
Posted By tommyturtle
Good Morning, World!

Good Morning, World!
Forum: General Discussion 05-11-2013, 04:26 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 22,289
Posted By tommyturtle
Note to self: Always make sure that the bear is...

Note to self: Always make sure that the bear is well fed before taking it out to play.
Forum: General Discussion 05-11-2013, 04:05 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 21,303
Posted By tommyturtle
I was wondering how one finds that kind of stuff...

I was wondering how one finds that kind of stuff "by mistake."
Forum: General Discussion 05-11-2013, 07:32 AM
Replies: 39,652
Views: 707,472
Posted By tommyturtle
Good Morning, Mistress, Sully and World!

Good Morning, Mistress, Sully and World!
Forum: Sexuality 05-10-2013, 11:22 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 4,604
Posted By tommyturtle
Use a condom.

Use a condom.
Forum: General Discussion 05-10-2013, 07:36 AM
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Views: 707,472
Posted By tommyturtle
Good Morning, Mistress and World!

Good Morning, Mistress and World!
Forum: General Discussion 05-09-2013, 12:39 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 24,773
Posted By tommyturtle
Where! Where? I was just playin' with 'ya,...

Where! Where?

I was just playin' with 'ya, Joe. I found it amusing. If I had thought that you were serious, I would have not posted in the thread.
Forum: General Discussion 05-09-2013, 12:33 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 28,750
Posted By tommyturtle
Congress passed a bill that gave presidents,...

Congress passed a bill that gave presidents, starting with Clinton, line item veto power. The court struck it down as unconstitutional. An amendment will now be required. Since members of Congress...
Forum: General Discussion 05-09-2013, 12:28 PM
Replies: 39,652
Views: 707,472
Posted By tommyturtle
Good Morning, World!

Good Morning, World!
Forum: General Discussion 05-09-2013, 01:26 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 24,773
Posted By tommyturtle
Some fantasies are best left unspoken.

Some fantasies are best left unspoken.
Forum: Sexuality 05-09-2013, 01:05 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,609
Posted By tommyturtle
Tape it to a popsicle stick?

Tape it to a popsicle stick?
Forum: Sexuality 05-09-2013, 12:59 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,522
Posted By tommyturtle
Don't deny it, you loved the attention.

Don't deny it, you loved the attention.
Forum: General Discussion 05-09-2013, 12:15 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 24,773
Posted By tommyturtle
Maybe you can arrange to visit her in prison....

Maybe you can arrange to visit her in prison. Some prisons let the inmates do some interesting things with guests. If she's put on death row, she might want to get in as much action as possible...
Forum: General Discussion 05-09-2013, 12:10 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 30,127
Posted By tommyturtle
There is no such thing as a real psychic. If...

There is no such thing as a real psychic. If psychics really existed then Los Vegas and all of the state lotteries would be bankrupt.

In the Old Testament, when someone who claimed to be a prophet...
Forum: General Discussion 05-08-2013, 11:57 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 24,773
Posted By tommyturtle
She could have used a box cutter or a paper...

She could have used a box cutter or a paper weight.

There must be one or two nice women on the planet who also like anal and would be willing to give you a go.
Forum: General Discussion 05-08-2013, 11:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 24,773
Posted By tommyturtle
Cute face, dangerous mind. A deadly combination.

Cute face, dangerous mind. A deadly combination.
Forum: General Discussion 05-08-2013, 11:43 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 32,525
Posted By tommyturtle
I'll second the poor imitation of Richie. You...

I'll second the poor imitation of Richie. You need to have a cute little guy holding a sign that says TWAT if you want a decent imitation. Then we'll consider it.
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