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Forum: Sex Stories 04-03-2013, 09:04 AM
Replies: 2,594
Views: 945,057
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Make the request/suggestion. If my muse is...

Make the request/suggestion. If my muse is interested, I may take you up on it.
Forum: Sex Stories 03-08-2013, 07:40 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 26,873
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Hi. I just had Pizza Girl picked up by a...

Hi. I just had Pizza Girl picked up by a publisher. Yay!
Now I have to turn a fifteen page stroke story into a two hundred page erotic novel. Damn.
Forum: Sex Stories 03-01-2013, 07:08 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 9,971
Posted By ZondarTheBear
The only reason that I can think of for a person...

The only reason that I can think of for a person to hate that particular requirement is if he gets off on the power that voting down a story gives him. In effect, he controls who gets read and who...
Forum: Sex Stories 03-01-2013, 06:54 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 7,870
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Oh, bad form, sir (ma'am?). If a writer loves...

Oh, bad form, sir (ma'am?). If a writer loves writing, then they should never 'give up'. The passion is the thing, not the result. The love of words, and the worlds that are created as a result, is a...
Forum: Sex Stories 03-01-2013, 05:21 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,603
Posted By ZondarTheBear
That's not stealing, that's just working to...

That's not stealing, that's just working to improve your world-building.
Forum: Sex Stories 03-01-2013, 01:16 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 9,971
Posted By ZondarTheBear
*blink*blink* Wow, I never thought of voting for...

*blink*blink* Wow, I never thought of voting for my own stories. I guess that if the admins give you the power of four, then it must be okay.

As for the Marcdoodle thing, I wonder why the admins...
Forum: Sex Stories 03-01-2013, 12:59 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,603
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Ms Pixy, you are a much nicer person than I. I...

Ms Pixy, you are a much nicer person than I. I politely requested that the ones who took my shit without crediting me remove said stories (or give me credit for them) or face the wrath of one of my...
Forum: Sex Stories 02-28-2013, 08:42 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,603
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Oh, its okay, my parade came with umbrellas...

Oh, its okay, my parade came with umbrellas included. You're right, most of the sites that have my work pirated did it with computers, and their formatting sucks ass with a black hole attachment (one...
Forum: Sex Stories 02-27-2013, 08:12 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,603
Posted By ZondarTheBear
My shit's been stolen!

:eek:I recently found out that other websites have been copying my stories! This is so fucking neat. My shit's out there for free, so I don't care if they 'steal' it, I just think that its neat that...
Forum: General Discussion 02-18-2013, 05:14 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 25,323
Posted By ZondarTheBear
"Marriage" means 'a close and intimate union.' ...

"Marriage" means 'a close and intimate union.' My son and his partner are more married than I was with my ex-wife. 'Civil union' vs 'marriage' is the 'separate but equal' of this generation. Its...
Forum: Sex Stories 02-06-2013, 01:13 AM
Replies: 2,594
Views: 945,057
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Glad to hear that one can be noticed here for...

Glad to hear that one can be noticed here for one's work on the story site, as well as the forum, because my ego forces me (sometimes at gunpoint) to seek out the greatest number of readers for my...
Forum: Sex Stories 01-28-2013, 07:09 AM
Replies: 301
Views: 92,872
Posted By ZondarTheBear
I really should be writing something right now...

I really should be writing something right now...
Forum: Sex Stories 01-16-2013, 05:35 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,772
Posted By ZondarTheBear
I, too, would absolutely love to be able to edit...

I, too, would absolutely love to be able to edit my shit after it goes up. Muscle memory is a harsh task-mistress; that's how 'Oklahoma' became 'Oaklahoma' and it fucking kills me every time I see...
Forum: Sex Stories 01-09-2013, 06:01 PM
Replies: 2,594
Views: 945,057
Posted By ZondarTheBear
I considered doing that, but I'm just a whore for...

I considered doing that, but I'm just a whore for the ego stroking. The spam comments are fucking annoying though; I wish we could tag them so they would go away.

I've read many of your stories,...
Forum: Pic & Movie Post 01-05-2013, 04:08 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 13,461
Posted By ZondarTheBear
You Photoshopped a head onto someone's body. It's...

You Photoshopped a head onto someone's body. It's obvious. Do a better job next time.
Forum: Sex Stories 12-31-2012, 04:02 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 5,788
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Me too. It's fucking scary. There's a part of me...

Me too. It's fucking scary. There's a part of me that wants to see what happens when the young man gets up and goes to work; I don't know, and I want to. I'm not sure if he even has a job; maybe he's...
Forum: Sex Stories 12-31-2012, 06:30 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 5,788
Posted By ZondarTheBear
"He heard a sound behind him..." "He turned to...

"He heard a sound behind him..."
"He turned to see what was making the sound..."
"He saw the source of the sound..."
"He grinned wickedly at the gaggle of nude playboy bunnies smiling at him..."...
Forum: Sex Stories 12-31-2012, 05:50 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 642
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Try it this way: "He walked into the bar,...

Try it this way: "He walked into the bar, instinctively dipping his heavily muscled, seven foot tall frame as he passed through the too-small doorway. His tended to draw most of the attention in his...
Forum: Sexuality 12-25-2012, 12:53 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 477
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Who cares if its 'weird'. If you enjoy it and no...

Who cares if its 'weird'. If you enjoy it and no one is getting hurt, go for it.
Forum: Sex Stories 12-25-2012, 12:50 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,675
Posted By ZondarTheBear
You can PM me your situation; if it inspires me...

You can PM me your situation; if it inspires me I'll put it on paper. I DO do explicit, and quite well, according to the many voices in my head.
Forum: Sex Stories 12-25-2012, 12:47 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,234
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Writing is a goal all by itself. Never write for...

Writing is a goal all by itself. Never write for other people; write your passion and others will respond, the rest is just technique and that will get better over time.
Forum: Sex Stories 12-17-2012, 07:26 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 756
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Thank you for your suggestions. The story in...

Thank you for your suggestions. The story in question is already posted on a few other websites, so it won't kill my ego if it can't be posted here. I just don't know how often its being viewed; I...
Forum: Sex Stories 12-17-2012, 06:44 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 756
Posted By ZondarTheBear
Okay, these two sentences are mutually exclusive....

Okay, these two sentences are mutually exclusive.

I am a retired peace officer. After years and years of forced interaction with the baby fuckers, my brain was permanently scared by the fucked up...
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