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Forum: Sex Stories Yesterday, 10:57 AM
Replies: 145
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Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Whose being the ass? All comments on this forum...

Whose being the ass? All comments on this forum are attributable to the person who posts them. Over on the story site, weasels can comment anonymously, but not here.

My friend said Darthel is a...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-19-2013, 01:14 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,491
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
So much analysis for a story. The author should...

So much analysis for a story. The author should be very pleased with him/herself for providing readers with such a tale.

I myself will shy away from trying to figure out who wrote it, and what all...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-19-2013, 10:53 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
One word: credibility. When established...

One word: credibility.

When established writers have comments to make, that's one thing. When unverifiable (imaginary?) people have something to say, it's just hot air.

Look, it's nice that...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-19-2013, 10:39 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
You do far better when you've had less to drink.

You do far better when you've had less to drink.
Forum: Sex Stories 05-19-2013, 12:15 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Here's some unsolicited advice, since quite...

Here's some unsolicited advice, since quite frankly I, and others, are getting FUCKING TIRED of your apologies and you being a nuisance and giving us FUCKING HEADACHES...and they are much too nice to...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-17-2013, 02:19 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Hey now! No fair pushing YOUR story over OUR...

Hey now! No fair pushing YOUR story over OUR story, dang it! :mad:

Don't make me go all Jerry Horsespringer on ya' now!
...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 10:56 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Didn't need to take those variables into account....

Didn't need to take those variables into account. Why?

Because once the odds got so high that there simply aren't human pronounceable names for the numbers it just didn't matter.

Let me put it...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 10:49 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 754
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
This was a very good story, a wonderful period...

This was a very good story, a wonderful period piece, and full of the kind of quality writing one has come to expect in a CAW. It appeared that this was written by a Russian (I suspect it wasn't) but...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 10:13 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
The Odds of Picking Out All 13 Authors...

...this should be fun.

To determine the true odds, I am using the same logic it takes to figure out the Powerball Odds.

The numbers we have to work with are 13, the number of stories, and...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 06:27 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,162
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Yeah, I noticed that too. I think part of it was...

Yeah, I noticed that too. I think part of it was the long exchanges of dialog where it was one line after one line after one line. Would have been helpful to add more description to the dialog to...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 04:21 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,160
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
This story seemed somewhat disjointed, as if it...

This story seemed somewhat disjointed, as if it had been rushed. Random people were introduced causing more confusion than convergence. It was difficult to really follow any plot. Also, a good...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 11:19 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Oh gee, thanks! Here I am trying to be good...

Oh gee, thanks!

Here I am trying to be good with food, getting ready to go exercise in another 45 minutes, and you're making me salivate with food*! You get all that good stuff, and I get plain...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 11:06 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,056
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
I thought I would read this one first since it...

I thought I would read this one first since it had fallen furthest down on the page.

Okay, this was a wonderful, heart-warming story that was predictable, but in a very good way. All stories don't...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 10:12 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
It might be helpful in future CAWs, if the...

It might be helpful in future CAWs, if the host(ess) goes with this same format to ask each person submitting a story to provide a word count. Almost all modern writing software can do that, and this...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-15-2013, 12:14 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 17,399
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
You said "we" so that includes you, correct? ...

You said "we" so that includes you, correct?

How is this possible?

If you look up "season" and "change" in any dictionary, the definitions aren't even close to being the same.

When you make...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-14-2013, 05:34 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
29,842. There's no need to exaggerate,...

29,842.

There's no need to exaggerate, geesh!

I HOPE YOU AREN'T GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STORY THAT SOMEONE SUBMITTED IN ALL CAPS.

DC tried to talk me into writing a story together with...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-14-2013, 09:41 AM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Hey, for the one we wrote, which title did you...

Hey, for the one we wrote, which title did you choose? I mean, I gave you five plausible titles, each one starting with either a, e, I, o, or u, so you had to pick one.

I'm also wondering how HP...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-13-2013, 09:54 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Aha! So you're showering and then going back to...

Aha! So you're showering and then going back to bed for more sex with some filly, eh? Then showering again, and repeating the process!

Damn you! :excited:
Forum: Sex Stories 05-13-2013, 07:06 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Just trying to prompt you to get off the small...

Just trying to prompt you to get off the small school bus and get the stories posted already, lol!

::: ducking :::
Forum: Sex Stories 05-13-2013, 06:02 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Tick Tock

Tick Tock!

http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/clock_ticking.jpg
Forum: Sex Stories 05-12-2013, 05:07 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Nah, they're just torturing us, the readers. A...

Nah, they're just torturing us, the readers. A one-handed typist with the itch could get the stories up quicker! :excited:

I feel bad for those who wrote stories and now have to wait.

Oh wait,...
Forum: Sex Stories 05-11-2013, 04:21 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Moi? Verse? Oh please, please I am not so...

Moi? Verse? Oh please, please
I am not so skilled, at all
Poetically

Haiku? Simple true
But how to burn up seven
When just five will do
Forum: Sex Stories 05-11-2013, 10:11 AM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Could always have another .5 CAW just for verse....

Could always have another .5 CAW just for verse. Wouldn't want to see a full CAW because as you pointed out there would be just a small number of entrees.
Forum: Sex Stories 05-10-2013, 11:43 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Well, you did threaten me with a frying pan.

Well, you did threaten me with a frying pan.
Forum: Sex Stories 05-10-2013, 10:37 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 182,181
Posted By ahorsewithnoname
Those are among my favorite movies. The two of...

Those are among my favorite movies. The two of them are so good in those movies. :excited:
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