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Forum: Sexuality 04-30-2013, 01:00 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,087
Posted By Batterup!
I don't really have anything of value to add to...

I don't really have anything of value to add to this discussion.
I just wanted to ask if any of you ladies who posted in this thread feel like jumping on a plane, taking a cab to my house, and...
Forum: Sexuality 04-29-2013, 04:15 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Batterup!
The first thing everyone should learn about...

The first thing everyone should learn about Craigslist is that about 95% of the people on there are either fake or just looking for pictures.
Out of the other 5%, 3% of those people are so nasty...
Forum: Sexuality 04-21-2013, 06:08 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,123
Posted By Batterup!
When I was married to my first wife I used to...

When I was married to my first wife I used to fuck her younger sister.
She used to stay at our house a lot and she was cock crazy back then.
I worked night shift and my wife worked day shift so...
Forum: Sexuality 04-07-2013, 01:26 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,418
Posted By Batterup!
Right, because this response has intellectual...

Right, because this response has intellectual written all over it.:rolleyes:
If you are an attorney, it's no surprise why our legal system sucks ass.:wall:
Forum: Sexuality 03-03-2013, 01:57 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,948
Posted By Batterup!
Ovid, What I like about you is, it doesn't matter...

Ovid, What I like about you is, it doesn't matter whether or not you understand the question, You're more than happy to jump in and give an answer.

I bet that when you are home alone, and not on...
Forum: Sexuality 02-20-2013, 02:43 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 9,247
Posted By Batterup!
You are 100% correct. Making love is a...

You are 100% correct.
Making love is a spiritual bond between two people who are so crazy for each other that they can block the rest of the world out and just concentrate on pleasing each others...
Forum: Sexuality 02-20-2013, 02:26 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 6,183
Posted By Batterup!
Raise your hand if you believe any of this...

Raise your hand if you believe any of this Bullshit.:rolleyes:
Forum: Sexuality 02-20-2013, 02:14 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,770
Posted By Batterup!
Translation: My wife sells her pussy on the...

Translation:
My wife sells her pussy on the street corner so that I don't have to work and can sit at home and judge others on a porn forum??


I could be wrong. My Romanian isn't very good.
Forum: Sexuality 01-28-2013, 10:04 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 8,930
Posted By Batterup!
I'm 45 and have been fucking my niece on my wifes...

I'm 45 and have been fucking my niece on my wifes side for 2 years.
She's 19 and has a boyfriend. She basically just uses me as a fuck buddy when she's horny and I'm fine with that.
Forum: Sexuality 01-05-2013, 05:18 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,001
Posted By Batterup!
I'm 42 and I lost count a long time ago. I would...

I'm 42 and I lost count a long time ago. I would guess the number to be between 80 to 100 and all women.

I would also guess that Ovid is a liar because there is no way someone who is such a...
Forum: Sexuality 01-04-2013, 02:56 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 859
Posted By Batterup!
I happen to live right beside a mine field and...

I happen to live right beside a mine field and was just about to put on my clown shoes and go for a walk.
Thank's Kimi, You saved my life.
Is it okay if I wear the red nose?:confused:
Forum: Sexuality 12-30-2012, 07:35 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,670
Posted By Batterup!
One night while some friends and I were out...

One night while some friends and I were out drinking at a bar I met this slutty girl. She was drunk and horny. After we hung out for a while a few of us went outside and behind the bar to smoke a...
Forum: Sex Stories 12-30-2012, 07:14 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 7,767
Posted By Batterup!
I agree that men are learning the wrong lessons...

I agree that men are learning the wrong lessons from porn and from these stories.
Somewhere right now as we are all reading this, A teenage boy has just pulled his cock out of his girlfriends...
Forum: Sexuality 12-30-2012, 06:59 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,670
Posted By Batterup!
I've done it in some strange places but here is...

I've done it in some strange places but here is one that I remembered when I read this thread.
When I was 16 my parents took me, my 15 year old girlfriend, and my 2 step sisters who were 16 and 14,...
Forum: Sexuality 12-28-2012, 05:16 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,874
Posted By Batterup!
I guess my youngest was 13. I was 14 at the...

I guess my youngest was 13. I was 14 at the time.
My oldest was 48 and I was 28.
Forum: Sexuality 12-28-2012, 05:13 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 972
Posted By Batterup!
Clearly you have no idea of how to give a back...

Clearly you have no idea of how to give a back rub.
Forum: Sexuality 12-23-2012, 07:44 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,594
Posted By Batterup!
A few things about Craigslist. If it sounds too...

A few things about Craigslist.
If it sounds too good to be true. It is.
The world is full a liar's and freaks, and they all go to Craigslist to meet.

That said, I have had some luck. I have...
Forum: Sexuality 12-23-2012, 05:37 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,090
Posted By Batterup!
Use a lot of shaving cream and take you time. ...

Use a lot of shaving cream and take you time. Once it's shaved, keep it that way and it won't be as hard to do the next time. No it doesn't hurt when it grows out. You may have a case of razor...
Forum: Sexuality 12-05-2012, 05:27 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 783
Posted By Batterup!
Yes, I was in a bar drinking one night and in...

Yes, I was in a bar drinking one night and in walks a friends wife.
Now he wasn't really a close friend. More of a friend of a friend. I met him through one of my best friends who worked with the...
Forum: Sexuality 11-24-2012, 05:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 693
Posted By Batterup!
I'm impressed. That girl has practiced a lot.

I'm impressed. That girl has practiced a lot.
Forum: Sexuality 11-24-2012, 05:53 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,716
Posted By Batterup!
Watching is best for me. When I hear about it,...

Watching is best for me. When I hear about it, I always wish that I could have been there to see it happen.
Forum: Sexuality 11-24-2012, 05:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,666
Posted By Batterup!
Ha! Thats what I was thinking.

Ha! Thats what I was thinking.
Forum: Sexuality 11-24-2012, 05:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,178
Posted By Batterup!
I never saw the gold ball thing but I was at a...

I never saw the gold ball thing but I was at a party and watched a girl climbed on a pool table and shot ping pong balls out of her pussy and across the room.

Very entertaining!
Forum: Sexuality 11-24-2012, 05:05 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 276
Posted By Batterup!
Young men are almost always jealous. Just the...

Young men are almost always jealous. Just the thought of their woman thinking about another man brings out their insecurities and jealousy.

For me and my first threesome, I had to battle being...
Forum: Sexuality 11-21-2012, 04:44 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,818
Posted By Batterup!
I've never saw a family member's picture or video...

I've never saw a family member's picture or video but I have seen a few video's of a friends daughter.
She was 18 and answered an ad that was supposedly looking for models. It ended up being some...
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